#*collapses*

[alimicart]

I am clinically insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I decided to use memory of looping, which gives you +5 hp per loop and the death corridor to get Siffrin to max hp because someone had to do it.

Here’s some data because I’m a cringe STEM major!!!!

Starting hp: 495

+100 hp per every 20 loops

+500 hp per every 100 loops

+1000 hp per every 200 loops

I had calculated that about 1900 loops would be needed to get to that hp, but I must’ve been 1 or so short as I had to get to loop 1902 and I could’ve sworn that I started on loop 1 not loop 2.

I started tracking the amount of loops per hour late so the data from the beginning is missing but the average Loops per hour was 188.625 Lph

If I could attach a data table I would, but I’m not sure how to format that so you’re just gunna have to trust me on that number lol.

[revenantghost]

Hello hello hello, remember to keep in mind the true lord and savior, Vash the Stampede, for this most holiest of days, and bring forth the messages of love and peace from the gunslinging space cowboy Jesus into all aspects of your life

[isabela-merceds]

writing a fix-it fanfic will have you doing in depth research on newborn babies and wondering what the hell that carrier that parents use on the front of their bodies is really called

[tickletails]

extra arms are cheating

[phightingaus]

ok I had an idea I had. Ideas today and I need to put them somewhere…. (also this is bird guy back with a brand new au idea sigh. Too many of them)

ok so uh. I like the deities and so I was just thinking about them yk normal things. I had a thought right.

Coil has the ice n stuff in his frostbite fusion form right. And Icedagger is like. frosty little guy.

so I had this idea:

What if the deities had some form of their own crystals?

what I mean by that is what if they all made little gems or something that’s able to be harnessed to either use their power or outright just summon them? And so I made a few little things with that idea and now I want to share them :)

The crystals themselves first, I’d say they look like glowing rocks or smth or other. Different shapes based on the deity, diff colors stuff like that. And most of them are being kept by a certain inphernal. Which the ideas I had are:

Venomshank’s is kept by Subspace. VS hid his with GW’s and ID’s and it just so happened to be found by Blackrock, and it’s the crystal Subspace has. It’s able to harness his poison to be downright lethal in low doses, and he does Not like that it’s being used like this. But he also doesn’t wanna go sort it out cause it’s ID’s faction yk.

Ghostwalker’s is kept by Medkit (because I thought, the revival Med can do). GW truly doesn’t care that someone found his, if anything he’s just a bit happy it’s not in bad hands, cause Med at least respects its powers. It uses the healing capability by just very lesser means of revival.

Icedagger’s is, as stated, kept by Coil’s. Icedagger was ignorant to the fact it was taken until Coil first used his fusion mode with it. In which he did the reasonable thing, and chased down Coil and demanded to know how he had it and stuff like that. So Coil basically just got interrogated by a literal god one day but he’s fine. Anyways they’ve come to a bit of a hesitant truce with it, ID won’t pester him and Coil won’t use it too often or anything.

Windforce’s is kept by Ban Hammer, which was a gift for his 18th birthday or whatever. It’s one of the gems on his armor (of course, though, hidden) and he uses it to call his mom when he feels like it. It’s also got the ability to make things lighter or whatever I guess (which is how he isn’t weighed down very much by his armor)

Firebrand’s is kept by both Valk and Dom, because FB didn’t feel like anyone else could keep it in safe hands than his grandkids. Sure as hell not their parents. Flipside keep it with one or the other at all times. It’s virtually useless right now with Firebrand being MIA and no-contact, but previously it could burn things and was warm to the touch (portable microwave….)

Darkheart’s is kept by Zuka, it was given to him when the two were still on good enough terms. Zuka just doesn’t want the burden on anyone else, so he doesn’t get rid of it. Still gotta figure out what it can do ig Zuka just keeps it in his dresser or something.

Finally, Illumina’s is not kept by anyone (as he does not view anyone as worthy to keep it), but if it were to be kept by anyone I’d say Sword in the case of Follower Sword. Also gotta figure out what it can do

Anyways uh ya that’s. literally just most of what my idea was. make of this what you will I suppose

a little mini idea for this was that it notifies the deities or smth when their power is used by it, so like. Ghostwalker just doing his job and then he gets the sense that Something Just Happened cause.

also they’re able to be replicated, but only utilizing a mere fraction of its capability (there’s only able to be one of them but ppl like Med and Sub found ways to make little mini pocket versions)

ok anywhosies byebye until I appear again 👋👋👋👋

Ooooo....bird anon bird guy cooking yet again! Is there a post when you don't?

Oh, boy! It's a good thing that Venom's stone doesn't have the ability to zombify like its creator does. That + Subspace would. Not be good. Lol.

Ik its a common sentiment amongst the community...but I love seeing Ghostwalker + Medkit connections. They like mentor and student fr fr :)

Ah. So that's how Ban can use deposition with a whole-ass suit of armor. Makes sense!

Firebrand's stone acting like a Don't Starve thermal stone is kinda funny, actually. Firebrand come home,,,

A stone gets used, and I picture a deity going like this.

[kaontic]

*Long post*

*Checks Decepticon emails* Oh, here we go. (¬_¬") 💻

*Reads* You forgot my builtday?! What kind of human slave are you if you can’t even remember this important date? (¬_¬)

*Types back* One that wanted to celebrate their mom’s 55th birthday? 🤨

Yeah. What a shame, right? That she’s gotta share the day she entered this universe with the likes of you. # ⸨◺_◿⸩ #

(Cool fact I guess but still, why? 😭)

Tho I guess I should thank you for remindin’ me, cuz here’s my late builtday present: i’m gonna expose ya once and for all. >:D *Sends*

*Closes* Aaaaaaaaaaaand, I got less than 24 hours left to live, so… :/

You know how everyone always argues about his OG alt mode, that I surprisingly got obsessed with (by reason of insanity bein’ a concept that allows for SO MUCH creativity in a franchise that encourages it via lore + toys), and wanna copy paste everywhere?

Reflector: Yeah. No scrap. Don't say anythi— 📷

Me: *Tosses into chute* Right. Ok— 👏 

Million-shanix question: why does Megatron, of all TF characters, in his alt mode have to literally put his fate into another’s servos/hands?

Well, that’s the thing.

He doesn’t. (•᷄- •᷅ ;)

It's the same case with Shockwave (who interestingly, I never see anyone criticize despite them both bein' laser guns, but whatever, this ain't about him tonight 🙂‍↔️).

Furthermore, if Megatron can fly in his robot mode, then flying/levitating as a gun shouldn't sound as implausible, right? (ᵕŏᴗŏ)

(I mean it sure does sound funny, but also terrifying, since he can freeze midair, aim with near-perfect accuracy and fire at will)

Oh yeah, and Soundwave's still capable of flight too as a microcassette recorder.

Megatron: Soundwave! WTH!? Come back!

(Ok, at least with him it's just funny. Maybe he can blast Free Bird while he's at it)

So knowin' this, why does Megatron still pull this damn stunt, if he's quite capable of doin' it all on his own?

People also wonder why Starscream can't just "accidentally" drop Megs, and then stomp him out like a bug that's not as innocent.

Well, good fraggin’ luck Star, cuz as soon you let him go, he’s gonna go, and if you didn’t wanna let him go, and he wants to go?

He will go.

If you manage to grab hold of his stock, that’s detachable (and the same goes for his silencer), so he's just gonna end up whoopin’ your aft for that with his stock.

But fine, let's say that Megs is on the ground unconscious, and you somehow sneak up on him with heated thrusters via your afterburners.

Still not gonna work, my guy…I think.

(Like look at his face plate here, he knows there’s no point in tossin’ Megs under all those fallin' rocks 😂)

He's a metal cockroach (which is an insult to cockroaches, and for that I apologize), but then again, with the way he takes on damage inconsistently in G1, I don't even fraggin' know guys. (-_-)ゞ

(This bitch survived an explosion powerful enough to move Cybertron, yet panicked over “antimatter” energon)

(He also didn’t give a frag over the same concern in “War of the Dinobots”—)

Um...maybe cuz his alt mode is a denser state to be in, he's more durable and can withstand harder impacts?

My brain: Wait, so shouldn’t he be heavier after all or—?

My heart: Shuddup, it’s science fiction. Enjoy it. We don’t need to get lectured on physics.

Brain: But this is my way of enjoying it—

Heart: SHUSH!

I mean he transformed into his alt mode to save himself when he fell off a cliff in the Marvel comics…and still sustained brain damage. :/

Yeah, we ain't half-battlin' scrap with that info, Duke, and that's why we pick our battles. Wisely.

*Proceeds to list gun mode advantages in no particular order*

Ok, this? This is the creative/fun alt mode s**t I wanna see more of, Hasbro!

You wanna know the reasons/ways in which the alt mode Teletraan I bestowed upon him can be strategic/useful/just plain fun, dammit? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 📷❗️

1.

He shouldn’t need to worry about wastin’ the valuable energy he’s savin’ for a fight with Op, since his Seekers can easily fly him to wherever they gotta go in their cockpits (along with the rest of the High Command who also have small alt modes excluding Star, what a coincidence)

Yeah, with the way he tires out during crucial moments in this war (with it bein’ an energy crisis, and oh, the human allies providin’ energy to the Autobots), if he just stayed in his alt mode as much as possible, and continued orderin' everyone around that way, “only the idiots would question” him, as he can put it

In short, the less he can do in order to conserve energy, the more of a chance he’ll have to win for once lol

That indeed means someone else with high-quality optical sensors, who’s committed to the cause, aimin’ and pullin’ the trigger for him

2.

When you’re in a battle, and it’s chaotic as hell, what are your optics gonna draw to? The weapon? Or the enemy that’s holdin’ the weapon?

Oh, most Cybertronian laser weapons come in neutral colors?

Well scrap, good luck spottin’ him

I think it gets even worse when he mass shifts to scale with a human’s hand, as the smaller he gets, the harder it’ll become to locate/hit him as a target. Then you gotta worry about human civilians, and oh boy—

3.

Apparently, all the energy that’s in his barrel ends up bein’ more concentrated, precise and deadly than in his scope (the fusion cannon), which is also detachable

Yeah, a barrel def ain’t fraggin’ detachable lmao

4.

If Starscream starts actin’ up, once again, Megs can just go into a Seeker’s cockpit and conduct business in there

Nova Storm would be a damn good choice too, since if they can survive the chromosphere, it can mean that (in order to get to that layer) they can survive the much hotter corona of the Sun

We're talkin' millions of degrees Fahrenheit/over 200,000 degrees Celsius here, so maybe take advantage of that sometime 😑

Yeah, Star couldn’t give any less of a scrap about other Seekers (or anyone) the same way Megs couldn’t, but neither of ‘em wanna make it that obvious, ya know?

5.

Eh, I guess his alt mode is a good way for him to sharpen his stealth skills

(Obviously it’s not his style, but it’s like swimmin’. Even if you aren’t a fan of pools/the ocean, you should still know how to swim if given the chance, just in case)

Like seein’ a camera, or a microcassette recorder (in the 80s) is normal, even neat, but if there’s one thing you never wanna see, it’s a gun. So humans conceal them

I think that’s a good enough motivator for Megs (who loves a challenge, don’t cha know?) to finally suck it up and start takin’ that s*** seriously

Cuz idk, if human militaries start armin’ themselves with Cybertronian tech (*sigh* as if nukes weren’t enough), he’s gonna need to know how to hide from humanity’s wrath, just sayin’

Can’t hide a tank as easily no matter how much ya camouflage ‘em (still love that alt mode tho, so triple changer Megs all the fraggin' way y'all)

Oh in that situation, every Decepticon with a large alt mode would be screwed, huh? 😂

6.

He can try and lure a human without an amplified voice in order to...best case scenario have Reflector steal all their MLP merch

Or he can choose to indulge in the art of scarin' the absolute s**t outta people (can't easily sneak up on a human as a giant robot, can ya?)

7.

If Megs is for whatever reason merely incapacitated during a battle, someone can flip him over the same way Prime did in "The Insecticon Syndrome" to transform him—and either hightail it outta there (once again, smaller target to hit), or use him, well, as a goddamn weapon

Trust me, he won't mind

This also works for when he gets drunk and passes out

Cuz gettin' severely injured instead, means that flippin' him over might be too risky, hence why Soundwave carried him in robot mode in the movie (if Megs can't move his limbs, that's a bad sign)

8.

Enemies: So, the rumors are true: your leader really is smaller than a minicon. (Lol he must be weak—) *Continue makin’ a bunch of assumptions*

Skywarp: *Looks around* I give it 20 astroseconds. *Tosses Megs + teleports away*

Enemies: What—? *Get mercilessly demolished cuz they let their guard down/got distracted smh*

Skywarp: *Teleports back* Mmm, 20…3.

*Gets lightly hit in the arm* Ow—

Megatron: You count too fast.

/ Y'all, if Skywarp was a better fighter/gunslinger combined with his teleportation...he would cook fr

9.

Nervous turned super confused new recruit: *Stops bowing* Wait, he’s the gun? The leader of the Decepticons?

Skywarp: *Holding Megs* Mm-hmm. Here, take him.

New recruit: *Stares* That’s Megatron?

Skywarp: Yep, in the metal. Take him. Just don’t shoot yet, got it?

New recruit: Yet? Is that allowed? Can he—? Are you sure, or is this some kind of trick?

Skywarp: Yep, yep and soon, yep—I-I mean no—I mean—

Just say “test” next time. *Stuffs him into their arms + adjusts* There.

New recruit: ( ´･_･`)

Skywarp: Feel different?

New recruit: *Looking down* I don’t understand.

Skywarp: See, that’s the best part: you don’t need to understand anything, just that if you do as he says, and you have good aim, you’ll stay in one piece. Isn’t that great? :D

He needs us just as much as we need him. Simple as that.

New recruit: *Thoughtful + in awe* Yeah… (人´∀`)

I-I’m sorry sir, this is just such a huge honor—

Megatron: Oh no, the honor's all yours.

New recruit: Really? (Oh right—) Sir?

Megatron: Why, of course. You should be commended for making such a wise decision.

Many do not, and for that our planet bears the brunt of their weakness.

New recruit: How many?

Megatron: Don’t worry, they will repent in time, for the fate of Cybertron is in your very servos.

Skywarp: *Ruining it* Well not just your servos, but the many servos of…um…“like-minded individuals”. :D

Megatron: Skywarp.

Skywarp: You’re gonna be fine.

I should go, I’ll just go, you know, with…things to do, and…Peace. *Teleports*

Megatron: We can get things done too, yes?

New recruit: Yessir.

Megatron: *Slips away from their hands + transforms* Good, we'll start now.

New recruit: *Gets led away* O_O

/ Aw, what a nice, smart and humble leader who just wants to save his home planet from all the stupid robots 🥺

Hey, when you get to know him, you’ll realize that he’s actually so down-to-earth, and he'll even literally give himself to you because he cares that much and doesn't want you to be so helpless

He fights and works so hard for everyone and our home, that it's only fair for us to do the same, right? How can he possibly be a bad guy?

Yeah, he can get angry and touchy sometimes, and make costly mistakes sometimes, but he's just stressed, everyone gets stressed

They just don't get it and refuse to even try, and everyone is suffering as a result :(

They're the problem, not us, and they keep getting in our way

Our way is the only way that matters. Their ways are scrap

They. Are. Scrap. And should be treated as such

They should suffer, just as much as they’ve made us suffer

And that, my friends, is how your spark/soul becomes his to handle 😄

(Frag yeah, peace through tyranny! ( •̀ ᴗ •́ )و)

10. Like this. ‘Nuff said

No seriously, ‘nuff said—this post’s long enough as it is. 😅

I know I’ll come up with more gun mode s***, but for now, I’m just gonna arm myself with an eraser and await the death stick.

PS: You know what? Tank mode's funnier.

[dollywons]

my heart literally dropped LIKE I SWEAR IT STOPPED- HES SO BEAUTIFUL PLEKFJCJFNFJDK

[ask-thearchivists]

The Compelor appears first and immediately follows his father.

The Curator appears next to the Cartographer, putting a hand on their back. The Conservationist, Cataloger, and Cartologist also suddenly appear, their faces concerned and a little afraid. The room is tense and quiet.

The Cartologist: Father looks angry, can you fly with me.

The Cataloger: Of course.

The Conservationist: For as long as you need me to.

The Coordinator: Oh! Goodbye! I am sorry to have not seen your off for your departure!

The Copyist says something in the language you don't understand, but the Coordinator's face lights up with hope both hands over her chest, and the Charmer's face brightens some, with surprise.

The Coordinator looks off, waving slightly with one hand, a small smile on her face.

The Cartographer: You did great.

The Coordinator: Thank you...

[autisticlenaluthor]

ao3 users scrappylittlegleek and unsung_mangoes together in LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS

@unsung-mangoes

[skyward-floored]

I have heard whispers of. Calling eow Link Lost.

haven’t you all taken enough away from me

[capturecharlesau]

Aahhh don’t you just LOVE IT when you want to draw something special for your b-day this Thursday but you caught a COLD AND SO YOU CANT DRAW BECAUSE YOUR TOO SICK TO MAKE YOURSELF A GIFT ON YOU B-DAY :(

Me TOO!!! :D

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

I’m so genuinely frothing over Wonderlust I’ve rewatched the first episode like fifty times, I’m gonna die I love them all so much

[isabela-merceds]

i get to love you, its the best thing that i'll ever do...🎶

[revenantghost]

Me: Surely if I eat this food that gives me migraines, I won't get a migraine Also me, with a horrible migraine throughout the day:

[faroffsong]

I HAVE 9 DAYS OFF FROM WORK, CHRISTMAS EVE THROUGH NEW YEAR’S DAY!!!!!!