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[splankie]

i can just feel myself being dragged into loving a book that nobody has ever heaaaard oooof

[madamemiz]

So what's your opinion on Dr Dee and his kerfu(The Abandoned kerfus)?

ooooo ok so there's probably not much i can say that hasn't already been said or speculated on, but i'm pretty torn between two camps of thought on them:

1. dee is dead, and his body is stuffed in kerfu, which is where all the blood and gore comes from. there's a skull visible in the screen when kerfu is at stage three of the fight, and it would just be so fucked up if that was dee. the lore video does point out that they never found his body, which is funny considering we fairly easily find several remains and even more skulls. either they didn't look very hard at all, or none of them were him and they didn't bother to cover their tracks

2. kerfu became possessed, dee managed to subdue them, and then either could not or would not destroy them. he then burried them, never to be found again (except clearly that didn't work). dee may still be alive in this scenario, and the fact that monique recently released a full character model for him does make me suspicious. why fully render someone who won't be part of the story in some way? possible it's for a flashback, but either way there's probably something planned for him

either way, the event makes me sad. the description from the teaser video for it doesn't help

they don't mean to hurt anyone, they can't control it. it hurts. they don't want this. the ehole video is kerfu struggling to say "i love you" over and over. i'm gonna choose to take this as confirmation that kerfurs can, in fact, feel and think in some way, even the base models, which... oof. ouch. i do wonder who's point of view that text is supposed to be from, kel or dee? dee would make more sense in way (kel wouldn't have time to be emotionally attached enough to feel that bad for something actively trying to kill him, unless he like us, the player, is attached to his kerfur and has compassion for kerfu by association), but from the brief descriptions we've had of the guy, i can't imagine him treating kerfu as anything more than a tool... but maybe he pittied them in the end. who knows. the text is probably just meant to make us sad, but i still wonder

as a final note, i'm just going to point out that a few notes found in the game make it seem like all of the previous kerfurs were scary or not to be trusted. in the latest build of the game, the parts needed to upgrade to an omega are scattered around the map and the ai module is sunk in a safe in the bottom of the lake by one of the previous tenants. why? what happened with the previous models? did they all become possessed? will ours?

time will tell

[pugpunkk]

how people expect me to react when they tell me "people cant help it :(" when i tell them i have a neurological disorder that triggers my fight flight or freeze and genuinely disables me when people are coughing: "oh no im so sorry!! i never realized that people have to cough because its a normal bodily function!! this stops my misophonia completely and i will never be triggered again 😀👍"

i cant help having a neurological disorder just as much as people cant help it when they cough, i just ask you to be more understanding and patient with me when im having a panic attack or a meltdown because people cant stop coughing. or when i get really irritated. its not hard to understand

[foreststarflaime]

hey team how are we feeling today

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mid 90s today and dreadful sun icon w no clouds and humid every day for the foreseeable future so normal hell state summer

Oh god that looks like it’s gonna be humid for you too that’s even worse 🫡 watermelon is cool and delicious. Or even better tiger’s blood snow cone

[autopsiedsage]

havent finished it yet but umm ya’ll. mouthwashing is Really good. it made me ever so slightly queasy. 👍

theres a gothic aspect to it that I havent seen mentioned in my brief forays into online discussion, like yes its a Horror game but like stylistically, its themes feel old school Gothic to me. at first it was like modern space trucker capitalistic alienation mixed with a tasty lil yellow wallpapery je ne sais quoi, but after the twist… oh baby. oh Baby.

[alex-strike-is-transgender]

I can't really forget it even though I was eleven when it happened and she was also 11 or possibly even ten and didn't know what she was doing and didn't realise how much it'd hurt me and it didn't realise how much it was affecting me until months later and she still thinks I'm her friend and I don't want to tell her what she did to me.

[waterfall-ambience]

i just spent over an hour trying to dry my soaked book with a hairdryer no one talk to me

[mainfaggot]

chill kill was supposed to be sultry spooky lesbian bisexual etc instead. it was . whatever that was

[autistic-britta-perry]

watching bmc London and having the opposite experience of when you hear musical songs out of context and interpret stuff that's not actually in the text not only it is THERE but there's even more in the dialogue

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[valuedeversourcecustomer]

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[libraryfag]

Is that a valid argument in your pants or is it just a phallacy?

[naidje]

Game studios learn to optimize your fucking games challenge.

Who the fuck do you think you are? You are a toy. A glorified slinky.