#*insert more screaming*

[an-unraveling-unknown]

What OC of your needs a hug the most?

Uhhh I’d honestly say that they’re all on the same level of ‘needs tender love and care immediately’ but if we’re talking who hasn’t had a hug in the longest amount of time, I’d say Aeonian. They haven’t been able to hug their sibling in, say, a couple billion years?? It depends on how long death at sea has been around to life at sea in comparison- regardless, it’s incredibly difficult to hug your sibling when you’re ten times ver size. (I’d also argue that they both want and need that hug the most out of anyone)

[zefferooni]

Bored af so Bloom redesign let's go!!

[bambooswordwielder]

Obsessed with the fact that Shen Yuan only transmigrates when all the Peaklords have settled into their positions for a few years because the idea of Shang Qinghua being stuck watching Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge arguing for nth time about some budget detail that is DEFINITELY getting overblown now and just being stuck thinking

"Damn this would've been such a good enemies to lovers plot line... Imagine how much I could've made off of them..." and regretting not monetising their rivalry more before he killed off Liu Qingge ( "Oh and the angst Shen Qingqiu would've faced after his secret lover died and everyone blamed him for it! Fans would've been begging for more extras!" 🐹💔)

Like all the peaklords are desperately trying to mediate and fix the situation and Shang Qinghua is just imagining his one hundredth Fix-It Fic/AU where Shen Jiu is the King's trusted scholar and Liu Qingge is the King's personal bodyguard

Everyone thinks when a single tear falls from Shang Qinghua's eyes its because during Liu Qingge and Shen Jiu's fight they destroyed both his newly drafted budget (for the fifth time that month) and the fact they also destroyed the table (for the third time that week and the week just started)

Reality is Shang Qinghua is crying because he thought of an angsty death scene for the two Romeo and Juliet style because both their families couldn't accept them being together

Years of this pass and at some point he even picks up writing again (specifically about characters clearly based on Shen Jiu and Liu Qingge) and he gets really popular, popular enough his novels start to flood all of Cang Qiong and even Liu Mingyan takes some inspiration from them

Everyone knows damn well that the characters are clearly meant to be Peaklord Shen and Peaklord Liu, but no one tells because they all are legitimately waiting for the next volume of "Battle-to-your-poisonous-heart-and-peaches"

Does everyone know it's Shang Qinghua... Noooo.. Would anyone admit if they did know.... No.

Then all the sudden on day Shen Qingqiu suddenly looked in the dictionary and discovered what the word 'nice' is and now he doesn't abuse his students 🐹🤯

He even let himself get poisoned and potentially ruined his cultivation for life for Luo Binghe of all people!? Um excuse Airplane Logic, but the MC is supposed to only get all the good stuff AFTER he falls into the abyss!

And what's this about Liu Qingge helping to 'clear' his meridians so he has to personally visit Qing Jing peak every week?? Def something is off, an author knows fishy when he sees it

For how many years Shang Qinghua is stuck watching these two do their whole "You're my precious Shidi" and "I'll always be here for you" act and he's just stuck eating dogfood wondering when exactly is the marriage extra coming in and why the System won't tell me why Shen Qingqiu is acting all happy go lucky now

Shang Qinghua notices Shen Qingqiu talking to Yue Qingyuan more, he notices Qing Jing disciples running straight to Shen Qingqiu with joy and excitement rather than the reserved fear they had before, he notices how Shen Qingqiu only glares at him twice every meeting than before!

Maybe this isn't his version of PIDW, maybe it's a fan made version where Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu fall in love and with the power of love and friendship Shen Qingqiu learns to be kind and to care and isn't going to cause Luo Binghe to go down his dark path and maybe they can all have a happyily ever after—

*Endless Abyss Arc*

"Oh fuck–"

[Before Endless Abyss Arc]

*Shang Qinghua watching from a distance as Luo Binghe is practically clinging to Shen Qingqiu's side. Shen Qingqiu pats Luo Binghe's head and Luo Binghe does THAT smile he only does for his wives*

"Well this is an interesting fanfic..."

[After Airplane Reveal]

"Wait... So you're actually a transmigrater as well, Cucumber-Bro?"

"Yeah, and?"

"..."

"Why are you staring at me like that?"

"Do you hate, or have you at least at some point hated, Liu Qingge?"

"I– No–Wait what???"

"Let me reword it. Have you ever considered murdering him at one point?"

"WHYAREYOUASKINGMETHESEQUESTIONS!? YOUKNOWWHATHAPPENEDTOSHENJIU! IMNOTRISKINGHISFATE!"

"... So I'll take that as a no."

"OBVIOUSLY!?"

"So it's just a normal Friends to lovers 😮‍💨 No flavour 🙄"

Shang Qinghua was then brutally attacked.

[During the Five Years SY was dead]

*Shang Qinghua watching Liu Qingge go every single day to fight Luo Binghe for Shen Qingqiu's body*

"Oh my Airplane.... It's not a enemies-to-lovers... It's not Teacher X Disciple... It's a bloody love triangle with both! Oh how much money this plot would've made me 💔 I would've been able to pay for four months worth of rent and groceries!"

Random Disciple visiting An Ding: "Um.... Is Shang-Shibo okay? He fell on the ground?"

An Ding Disciple: "Leave him. He does that sometimes. Now about your budget request..."

*Shang Qinghua screaming in the background*

Random Disciple: "..."

An Ding Disciple: "..."

Random Disciple: "Should we check on–"

An Ding Disciple, now dragging other disciple away: "Let's settle this at your peak."

Years later when Bingqiu have already had their wedding and everyone has become somewhat tolerant of their relationship, Shang Qinghua just sighs loudly and Shen Yuan asks him what's up. Shang Qinghua looks him in the eyes and just shakes his head.

"My ship...💔"

"..."

"OW– Why did you have go hit me on the head!?"

"Because I don't want to know what's going on in there and I need to make sure what's in there stays in there."

[shiremwa]

horror movie night with jacob!!!! ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!

[desktopdinosaur]

SUGGESTIVE WARNING FOR WHAT IS BENEATH THE READ MORE- YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!

This is fanart for @battlemaiden13 fanfic- the house next door! Of the veryyyy special scene of mutttttt teeeheee- I was very excited to make this and make it move so that was pretty fun-

Uh not super sure if they breathe in the fic but it’s my headcanoon- and I’m obsessed with ribs moving

[bonesmarinated]

I come with the northern winds I remain true, closed in icy heart (x) and the forests dream eternally 🖤😈🖤 for @barbecutie’s tiefling Lilith

[mblue-art]

happy birthday cross !! it's always a delight to see your genuine smile, and i mean it when i say it's an absolute treasure to me !!

(meme src)

[willoryn]

Thinking about the moment you realize Lucifer is in love with you.

You already know about your feelings for him. You came to terms with them a long time ago and you wrote them off as unrequited. No matter how much hope you'd try to cling onto that there could be any possibility of the two of you being together, you would always dismiss those thoughts outright. Even when your friends, hell even some of the hotel staff, tried to convince you otherwise, that they could totally see that Lucifer had eyes for you, you didn't believe them. They were obviously just messing with you.

Lucifer. Having feelings for a sinner. Yeah, right. You were just friends, and friends you would stay for the rest of your afterlife.

But then the most unexpected thing happens and it turns your whole world upside down.

He tells you without telling you. He says it with his eyes. His touch. His whole demeanor around you. It hits you like an oncoming train at complete random and recontextualizes your entire friendship. Maybe you are both hanging out together. In the hotel. In his room. Maybe out in public somewhere. But no matter where you are or what the situation is, all it takes is one look or touch to bring it all together for you.

An expression you could've sworn was one of... longing? Desire? Tenderness? He touches you, and it lingers just a little longer than you expect... Then it clicks. It's like a lightbulb suddenly goes off in your head and a million thoughts swarm your brain all at once. Has it always been this way? You could've sworn he's looked at you like that dozens of times and it never meant anything... It's perfectly normal for him to look at you so lovingly. Or to leave soft, warm lingering touches on your skin. To not realize he's leaning in closer to you while you talk. To steal glances at you from across the room. Get nervous and blush when you compliment or touch him, stumbling over his words-

Oh fuck.

Panic sets in and you have to excuse yourself to get some air. Your head is practically spinning and your chest feels like it's about to burst from a strange mixture of joy and anxiousness. You need a moment by yourself to clear your head... to really parse through these feelings and make sure you weren't just seeing signs that weren't there.

But it didn't matter what excuses you tried to make up in your head. You could deny it all you wanted to. You knew the truth deep down in your heart. Lucifer was in love with you. You. Everyone was right, and you couldn't believe it. But how were you supposed to go on from here? Were you expected do just walk back in there and act like everything was okay? The thought of being around him again made your heart pound even harder than usual now. What if you give yourself away immediately? Do you tell him that you know?

No way in hell you could do that...

But one of you had to say something. The question is, when?

[selfshiplog]

it hurts so much to have a tragic f/o. god i want nothing more than to be able to sweep him off his feet and tell him that it'll be okay, that there is someone out there who cares immesurably for him. i want him to see himself like i see him. i want to be able to make him laugh and see the creases in his face and to hold his hand and not let go until he knows everything's gonna be alright. that he is worth being cared for and doted on and cherished.

[candlefox99]

rains your starve

[nenoname]

stan twins the canon cptsd brothers i will always think about all your unaddressed issues that would make perfect plot fuel for your spinoff

and also the whole 'stan getting that poem by bill via a website which contrasts with bill getting one from the axolotl via a website' foreshadowing thing

like idk i would love something like su future but like more optimistic, aka not an accumulated breakdown that has to be mostly resolved off screen at the end :/// but something thats being kinda addressed throughout? (although would love to see one of them turn into a monster thats always fun lol)

stan having severe issues from his dad and those years of being homeless that we keep on getting more info on but never really getting confronted on (the drifter catalogue and tijuana incident...), him being completely alone for like twenty years when running the shack before soos comes along to the point that 1998 is noted as his low point, and him not really learning about bill+what he did to ford until ages after he killed him if he ever did get the full context

while i think amnesia and everyone seeing him as a hero actually helped with stan's 'i'm a worse version of my brother' thing its still a lingering issue too and we now got him being insecure over his own hands

ford being immediately thrown from 'being tortured by bill' to 'being stuck in the multiverse and being chased by bounty hunters constantly', him fully expecting himself to die when destroying bill, and him only now being safe for the first time in 30 years ....relatively safe, he's still in constant danger because of course he is

idk in the end the series wants them to be happy and they deserve it, its why i wasn't too worried about the book being like 'ooh bill is back!! and the book is haunting ford' thing cos i knew they'll be ok

[ronzombie]

imagine an AU where you're your F/O's OC.

they fall even deeper in love with you after every lore piece they write. after every trauma and flaw they inflict on you, they still love you and would do anything to have you there with them in person.

who knows? maybe one day their wish will come true...

[journeyman-tier-fibercraft]

I'm a little late for WIP Wednesday but I haven't knit since Wednesday so it still counts right?

I have absolutely smashed this underarm portion of the back panel, on row 153/160 (95%!!!). However. My goal for the underarm length is 24 inches. And I'm currently at 22. T-T I will Increase My Total (168 will probably work but I'll report back when I have motivation)

I'm already looking ahead to the upper back portion, which will be about 64 rows based on my gauge. Plus a couple more rows for shoulder shaping.... I'm Actually on row 153 out of 238. 64% finished.

I'm usually a Process Knitter but this is very much a Product Knitter's project. I keep daydreaming about all the lace shawls I could be knitting (but never wear). But the Evil Pink Cardigan.... My precious...

[m4delin]

didn't get a chance to read this in the morning but I'm finally home and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Star knows. by the Sun God, star knows. Acho is so worried for Scott and can't really do anything! Love that star asked Ros for help with looking around askjdbhasjkdljgsfugsldjk

I just love this so much asoidghbsadghsdlökjadföaksjda

I lost it at the end of that post. "he's not called mytchical sausage for nothing". I'm laughing and wheezing and I need air hah

and I mean, Scott just leveled up as a treasure for Sausage. and he doesn't waste time in telling Scott that he's pretty and pressing kisses to the hand holding his as if his life depended on it.

at some point he undresses and gets into the water to hold Scott when he started to shake. and he flinched away from Martyn when Martyn tried to go and comfort him (despite that a part of scott knows that he would've loved to curl close to him, he just can't rn bc martyn knew)

it results in Martyn staying some distance away from the couple as Scott just tries to take it all in.

and they stay like that most of the night, mostly silent beside some whispers from Sausage calling Scott pretty and the like

The Herons wake up, and Scott's bed is empty.

That's not weird. Plenty of times before have various members of various factions spent the night away on quests, or in another person's bedroom, or even passed out in some tavern or another when the barkeep didn't have the strength or cruelty to hoist them out the door. Nor is it the first time that Scott has been absent overnight - they all pretend they don't see it, but pretty much every Heron (sorry, Olive) is more than aware of the little touches he and el Capitán Mythical Sausage of the Kestrels sneak between each other when they're feeling brave or tipsy. That not-so-new not-quite-stranger, Martyn, too, has made no secret whatsoever of the fact that he's been seeking Scott's affections, and that he's been pretty damn successful.

Really, it should raise no concerns that he's gone, and that's why Owen isn't worried about mentioning it when she comes to market in the morning and has a little bit of a gossip with some friends from the other side of the island.

For Acho, though, this is the last goddamn straw.

Star knows - star knows - that there's something up with this Martyn guy. He raises such a fuss about Cruppy, that little creature that wanders around the island and will eat your trash for you if you throw some at it, calling it an interloper and a threat of unknown magnitude… but Acho knows that it takes one to know one. What, you're gonna turn up overnight, make yourself at home, never pick a faction, schmooze between everybody when it's convenient like you don't owe anyone your loyalty, and then steal the heart of a Denholm and the Captain of the Kestrels?

Acho's not satisfied, and star's not convinced by Martyn's innocent act. He's hiding something, Acho knows it. Don't think Acho's never spotted the way that Martyn stares confused at food for just a little too long before he picks up his spoon - don't think star's never kept a careful eye on Martyn in a crowded room and seen his teeth gleam just a little too sharp when he throws his head back with laughter. Sure, sure, laugh it up - you're not gonna be the one laughing for long, Martyn. Not after Acho cracks the case on what's up with you. And right now, star is certain that Martyn is the reason for Scott's disappearance.

(… Not because they're… y'know. Acho shudders at the thought of stars brother doing - whatever. In a bad, not fun way.)

Star pulls Ros aside, when she's not busy with that huge castle build of hers. "I think something bad has happened to Scott."

"You do?"

"Yes. And I think it's Martyn's fault."

Star has chosen stars target wisely; Ros is one of the few people who he knows has any kind of grudge against Martyn, after the time he tried to pull a racketeering stunt on her. She pales against the bright sun of the marketplace. "What would he want with Scott? Aren't they, like, flirting?"

"It's an act. I know it. And I know Scott's not just missing because he's up in the Kestrel bedrooms. Think about it - we would've heard by now if he was, right? Kyle is over there, he's said nothing, clearly they weren't -" he winces "- keeping him up last night or anything. Scott isn't here, Sausage isn't here, Martyn isn't here. None of them accounted for. I think, whatever's happened, it's bad."

Ros is also a good accomplice for this mission because of her natural compassion and her desire for the people she cares about to be safe and happy. If there's a chance that doing this might save a Nightingale's brother's life, she'll be on board. "Well, what are you gonna do about it? Can I do anything?"

"I mean, worst case scenario, we're lookin' for bodies here," Acho explains. "At least that would mean we didn't have a moving target, though. If you can get anything out of the Kestrels or the Herons about what might have happened last night, please get it back to me."

"Of course!" Ros nods, resolute, and heads off into the fray of interaction with her indigo hair fanning out behind her.

They don't trust Acho as much as they trust Ros, is the thing. Ros is just so nice; you can be pretty sure that whatever she wants out of you, she wants it for wholesome reasons, and it's not exactly possible to say the same for Acho.

Star buys a couple bananas off Pip while star waits for the rumour mill to turn, for Ros to strike her target. It's tenser than it needs to be, terser; Pip's probably wondering what star's attitude is about. Star has a reason for the attitude, though - stars brother's life is in question here.

She finally sidles up to Acho with a look that betrays nothing. "So?"

"Not much."

Acho sighs. "How much is not much?"

"Eloise says she heard him leaving at around one, but she thought he would be going to the Kestrels', so she didn't get up or anything. Kyle didn't even realise Sausage was missing until I asked, but he does remember hearing a commotion pretty late."

"Great." Just great. A-K-A fucking terrible. No leads, besides the fact that they both left in the middle of the night. "Thank you, Ros. Do I owe you anything for that?"

"Of course not! What is a faction for?"

Acho nods, lips pressed flat together, and resolves to wait in town. If anyone finds anything out, they'll know where to find star - and besides, star's been meaning to spend a little time at home base anyway. Star spends too much time questing; it's not good for you. You start to forget where your real home is. What your real priorities are.

If Scott's not dead, he's in danger, Acho knows it. And Martyn, star's certain, is behind it all.

Star just needs to work out how.

[arcanegifs]

[its-all-papaya]

sorry i missed a night on tumblr dot com, i was having an experience that's going to inform really good fanfic some day