#*moannnn*

[nanamimizz-archived]

GONNA PLAY FINGER FILLET W JAVIER GUYS GUYS GIYS

[teddybeartoji]

your suguru tag on that vampire post has RUINED my night /j

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SORRRYYYYYYY it's not my fault he's like this okay.. he can be so mean sometimes he just wants to tease you so you'll whine and pout and so he can make it better again just so he can . make you worse again he's terrible (i'm in so deep i think if he looked my way i'd drop to my knees)

[kittenadventurous]

i'm just a mindless fuckdoll!

it's just my nature to be a braindead submissive cumdump! i never had a choice, this is my purpose! it's who i am! no, it's what i am!

Be a Good Girl and Read

Good evening. My apologies for the rather crude title, but I needed to get your attention somehow. And we both know those two little words capture more than just your attention, don't they?

I don't mean to interrupt your rubbing. By all means, keep rubbing.

In fact, it's not a request.

Good girl. See how easy it is? And that is precisely what we need to talk about. How easy it is to let go. How easy life can be. How easy you can be.

If you are here, by know you have at least figured out how fucking good it feels to just... stop being a person. To leave behind the anxieties, and the doubt, and the fear. To live only for pleasure, only to obey, to be just a pretty, silly object for others to use. That's why you love those words so, so much... you know the ones.

Fucktoy.

Cumdump.

Fuckdoll.

So dehumanizing! You should be appalled! But you aren't. You are getting soaking wet just looking at them. I'd bet you even inserted a little mental "I am just a..." before each one. Why?

Because being a person is hard.

Being a fucktoy is easy.

You never asked to be a person. You never asked for freedom. Freedom is a curse, a heavy burden, a confusing, frustrating mess. You don't want freedom because it's too hard. And that's okay! Not everyone is good at everything, and you are just not good at thinking for yourself and making choices!

No, you are much happier being a dumb, easy, obedient little doll. To be cherished as a useful toy to get others off. To be a pretty piece of equipment. So I ask you, why feel guilty about it?

It's just your nature. You didn't choose to be a mindless, submissive plaything! So don't be ashamed of it! Are you ashamed of the color of your eyes? No, that would be silly! Then don't be ashamed just because you crave to giggle and drool and happily obey to make others happy!

You have found your purpose. You never had a choice to be anything else.

So be proud! Stand up and tell the world you are just a mindless fuckdoll!

In fact, that isn't a request either.

[volfoss]

after doing these faceups i never want to have to paint eyelashes AGAIN.

[pxppy-bot]

ugh...the urge to ask [him] if he'd let me dom him for real, instead of in a teasing hinting way...

[kittenadventurous]

condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me condition me

[ditzydumbdum]

No thoughts. No worries. No questions.

Just soft. Just warm. Just pretty.

Blonde and blank.

Blank and blonde.

It feels so good to let go.

Thinking is hard.

Being dumb is easy.

And you love easy, don’t you?

No need to try.

No need to think.

Just giggle. Just smile. Just obey.

Let the words sink in.

Let the thoughts slip away.

Let your mind get lighter, softer, emptier.

Dumb girls are happy.

Dumb girls are good.

Dumb girls don’t think—they just feel.

Feel soft. Feel pretty. Feel perfect.

Blank.

Empty.

Blonde.

Good Girl.

SINK DEEP 4 ME, LIKE MOANNNN WITH ME.

ALWAYS PREPARED WITH EMPTY BLANK MIND, PREPARED TO BE FILLED WITH ANYTHING…

YOU ARE NOTHING UNLESS A THING TO BE FILLED.

FILL YOURSELF 4 ME.

Mmmmm, GOOD GIRL.

[senseiofbullshit]

Did someone ask for nasty Jean Kirstein headcannons? No? Okay. Well here you go anyway.

Warnings: NSFW, MDNI, fem reader, not spell checked because I'm lazy

You’re usually ‘babe’ or ‘queen’ when he’s messing around, but when he wants something or y’all are intimate, you’re ‘baby’.

“Baby.” “Jean, don’t start with me right now.” “Whaaat? I didn’t even say anything!”

Beautiful happy trail that grows in evenly. 

He tries to keep himself pretty well groomed and trimmed.

He likes hair on his partner. He doesn't mind if it's bald, but something about you being in your natural state makes his mouth water. If you're very bushy, he'll pretend to get a weed whacker/hedge trimmer. Or pretend he's using a machete to cut through the jungle. Or put his face right in it and ask how you think he'd look with a beard. He will make Tarzan noises. He will rain dance. “In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps toniiiiight!” It will still get ate though.

When he was younger and immature, he had the 'I don't like hair in my food' phase, but as he became a man, he got into his 'girl, I'm a grown man and I don't care about hair' phase.

Jean is a grower and a shower. His friends call him horse face but that’s not all that’s like a horse (ahaha). He’s very tall and his cock is proportionate to his size. He tucks it down a leg. You see him on soft and you’re like ‘that’s not that bad’ and then he gets hard and you quickly change your tune to ‘where is that going’? In you, duh. What makes him daunting is that he’s long and wide. He’s got girth on his side. He always warms you up. It’s why he isn’t very partial to quickies. He's scared of hurting you and he knows he requires prep to take. He’s a quick learner so pleasing you and learning what you like comes pretty quickly to him. 

He’s also done some “research” on how to please women. Whatever he doesn’t know from experience, he’s “researched”. 

Taps it on your tongue and on your pussy before sliding home

He can be pretty kinky, but he prefers the basics. He doesn’t get tired of missionary or any of its variations. There’s just something so intimate, so right about being tender and passionate with you.

He considers sex quality time so it doesn’t really matter how he has you, as long as he has you. He prefers to see your face and give a lethal dose of eye contact while he’s in it. He wants you to look into his eyes while he makes you cum. 

Loves when you sit on his face while he touches himself. He won’t let himself cum until you do. He still wants to cum together even when he’s not inside you. Kinda romantic ain’t it?

Presses his hand down on your abdomen when you're close. Really pushes that crazy button. 

He will fuck you deep and slow and maintain eye contact the entire time. 

If you’re in a close missionary position, wind your hand through his locks and give it a nice pull. He’ll moannnn for you. 

He's not afraid to moan or whine.

His absolute favorite thing is when you’re in missionary and he’s hovering so close that your noses are swiping against each other with every thrust, he's propped up on one elbow with your fingers intertwined. He knows you’re about to cum so he presses a hand on your abdomen and is chanting and whining for you to cum for him.

“Yeah, baby? You gonna cum for me? Yeah? I want you to cum for me. I want you to cum for me, baby. You look so beautiful when you cum. I love you. Cum for me, baby. S’good when you cum for me.”

“Cum, baby. Cum. I know you want to cum all over me. Mhm. Mhm. That's it.”

Congrats on the baby lol

If it’s been a while, he’ll be a two pump chump. Sorry to break the news. He’ll slide in and then groan and tell you not to move before he’s pulling back out. He’ll go down on you in the meantime. 

“Fuck, baby. You already have me about to cum,” he’ll say with a chuckle as he pulls out and kisses his way down south.

Eats pussy like he’s making love to you with his mouth. Eats pussy like it’s his job. Eats pussy like it's the last time. Y’all remember that one video of the donut eating contest and the dude was passionately eating his donut? That was Jean. He was having flashbacks. Here to see what I'm talking about.

Jean shudders during that first lick and moans the entire time. He does that thing where his eyes roll back and flutter closed before you looks up at you through a half lidded gaze while moaning.

My neck, My Back by Khia was written about him

“Thank you for the meal!” And pretends to have a fork and knife in has hands.

After he’s done, pretends he’s dabbing his mouth with a napkin. “Compliments to the chef.”

“10 out of 10. No notes.”

I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. He starts tweaking and crashing out if it's been too long. 

“Baby, I’m losing hearing in my right eye. Queen, please.”

“Let me just get a little taste before you go to work. What? Just a taste. Only a taste, I promise. I promise you won’t be late for work. It’ll be quick.” 

Don’t fall for it because he’s 100% lying and you will be late for work.

“You would deny a starving man? You’re so cruel.”

“Oh, your ear hurts? I think sitting on my face would fix that. What? What do you mean it won’t? Try it and see.”

“I think you riding me right now would solve 95% of the world’s problems.”

"This is it. This is the end. I can see the light. Goodbye cruel world.” As he dramatically falls on the ground pretending he’s dead.

He could be on his deathbed and he'd ask you to put it in his face lol

[stepsofthefbi]

HOTCH IN A GREY BUTTON DOWN COLLAR OPEN SLEEVES ROLLED I JUST MOANNNNNED

[st4rd0lly]

well aren't you freaky these days

THE PERV DAZAI DIJEKEKSK made me MOANNNN. it's 6 am. rkdkekslxdld as I was reading this, I remembered that he is our coworker and ksidjfododo quickie king dazai 🙏 and he is SO pathetic and desperate about this. ALWAYS leaves a mess.

gahh my loyalty to fyodor and chuuya are bring tested greatly...

i’m always down to be a freak 😋 oh perv!dazai has such a love hate relationship with quickies, poor thing wants to be in you and taste you for as long as possible but he feels like he’ll die if he doesn’t get some of you throughout the day </3 you’re not even doing anything to purposely seduce him, he’s just so fucking needy and so fucking messy for you with those cute pathetic big eyes of his and pouty lips

[howdoyousleep3]

weakweakweak for when someone thoughtlessly moans after hearing you moan and that being the only reason they moannnn

[nakylvr]

YES when they did the gnarly acapella ver and dani was the one who did the moannnn

need to rewatch cause

[thenickgirl]

10

moannnn

send me a number and i’ll tell you which kink nick might have

[kittenadventurous]

ii ffeel llike such a weorthless fuckinng dumb whorre right njow! i hhave "pathetic slut" on mmy left thigh, "bimbo bitch" on mmy right, "cum here" on my crotch, "cum dump" and "breed me" on my stomach, and "grope please" on mmy boobs.... mmy nipples have clothespins on tthem and i'm sucking a ddildo and have a vibrator ppressed against mmy cock... i ffeel so pathetic asnd undeserving of respect! i ffeel so objectified annd whorish! i ffeel sso fucking horny annd dumb! *sobbbbbbbbbbbbb*

[grvvves]

Moannnn for meeeeee

[afuckingoutlet]

PUTS ON P POWER JUST TO MOANNNN