#*smacks table*

[demaparbat-hp]

Besties being besties

[coladaminx]

Are we all still in agreement that this was crazy and years later I'm still not over it HE PUT HIS HAND OUT LIKE A PRINCESS AND SWEET BOI YUMA TOOK THAT HAND AND SAID "IM NEVER LETTING GO AGAIN" *cries*

[dreadryder]

oh gods oh hell

[krysmcscience]

Something something biblically accurate cat

True facts, though, this is exactly what happens every single day after the Lamb indoctrinates Narinder. It's canon, I promise, and my source is 'Trust me, bro'.

Additional true facts, the Lamb attempted to curb this behavior by installing a fountain with running water, as one does with cats, only to find out that Narinder just does it on fucking purpose cuz he's a monster.

Hell yeah I'm tagging this as shipping, nothing says love like sipping from your partner's backwash-contaminated water.

[redwyvernan]

this has probably been talked about already but as a person who’s (somewhat recently) disabled, this banter literally means so much to me

because the first time i heard it i didn’t have the words to articulate exactly what neve was talking about but i’d definitely experienced it from people and it. genuinely helped me so much.

[waitineedaname]

now that I'm rereading, I think we give sqq too much credit for his poker face. some things overpower his poker face, usually because he went on a mental tangent and started thinking about dick jokes. first example is when he starts thinking about how without a cure played out in pidw and he completely zones out and his "facial expression kept changing erratically" and he doesn't notice that the others are trying to get his attention. then again when little palace mistress is ranting about his supposed crimes and he starts thinking about pidw harem drama and gets the urge to laugh at both her (for being cringe) and airplane (for being a virgin), and she gets pissed off because he's grinning at her. later when he's talking to six balls, he starts thinking about dick jokes as binghe's name and he laughs so hard he falls over and he has to slap himself to get his shit together. I think we need to take advantage of the fact that the number one way to get sqq to break character is to get him to laugh at sex jokes

[verticalplane]

the original babygirl

[livetogether--diealone]

[littleplantfreak]

For good luck

Two leaders leave their partners to go to battle - not without a token of their love though

or to put it less dramatically, you give Choji and Ume something for good luck before a fight (separately)

SFW anddddd no other warnings ig

Characters: Umemiya Hajime, Choji Tomiyama

Tomiyama Choji

You're holding two cards left in this UNO match and one happens to be a draw 4. Just as you're about to put in down on the pile, Togame walks into the room carrying Choji's jacket.

"Sorry to interrupt, but it's about time for that fight, Choji." He looks to you apologetically and your boyfriend looks at the clock on the wall.

"Uno," you place your second to last card down and he looks back to the pile.

"Again?" Choji whines drawing four into his now ten card pile. It isn't the first time this round you had him drawing stacks of cards. You think he might just be incredibly bad at the game given how often you win.

"When you get back, the color's green," you say faking grumpiness at the fact that he's leaving right before you secure victory.

"If I win can it be red?" he pouts and furrows his brow. It's his equivalent of puppy dog eyes that he pulls out at least once a day, so although he looks adorable, nose all scrunched in upset, you're used to this ploy. There is no mercy in UNO and he knows that.

"You know you're going to win, and no, it's green." His cheeks are puffed out like a hamster as he puts his jacket on, but his mood switches up and suddenly he's the trusted leader of Shishitoren, ready to lead his guys into their next brawl. He still silly and excited, your little lionheart, as he gets pumped up to fight, but he's a little more serious too. "Choji." Never one to want to interrupt when he's about to go all out, but knowing it wouldn't feel right to let him leave like this, you're standing, waiting for him to remember the small tradition you two began in the beginning of your relationship.

The first time you ever sent him off to a fight, you were so nervous even Choji could tell. He'd said you were really lucky, so if you squeezed him as hard as you could the luck would rub off on him like a charm. You weren't really lucky, but you knew he was practically unbeatable if what Togame told you was to be believed. It did also calm your nerves, so you elected to always send him off this way just in case.

"I almost forgot my hug!" He spins and runs into you, grabbing you in an embrace.

"Big squeeze!"

"Even bigger squeeeeze!" Stretching your words to prolong the hug, you both release the insanely tight holds you had on each other. He's out of the door before you can say anything else, Togame close behind.

Leaving the cards on the stage of the Ori you were playing on earlier, you decide to make a quick trip to the store for snacks. Surely they were gonna be hungry when they got back, right?

Umemiya Hajime

"I'll hold down the fort while you guys are gone," you say, not looking up from the song book. Your boyfriend is the last to leave after hearing there's a fight outside the Karaoke Bar on Keisei Street. Nakamura and his gang were surely already there taking care of whatever troublemakers showed up, but your Furin boys couldn't hear the word fight without running towards it.

"Babe," his voice is strained as he's ready to head out. "can you...y'know?"

"Can I what, Hajime?" You put on an unaffected act, but it's not one you can hold for long. He taps his cheek as he bends towards you, a little bashful now that you're actually looking his way. "What do I get in return for giving you all my hard-earned luck hm?"

"My everlasting love and affection princess," he says bending his knee in front of you in an equally regal display. He places a small kiss on your hand and sees you crack a smile despite your initial play of indifference.

"How could anyone pass up an offer like that," you giggle, giving your prince a good luck kiss on the corner of his mouth as by accident. "You'll get a full one after you're back and in one piece," a hint of warning in your voice as you send him off. You hate when he comes back hurt, even if he says it's not that bad and that you really should see the other guy. A heavy sigh leaves you as you're left alone for whatever amount of time it takes for your boys to return from battle.

Once they're back, more people than had initially left showed up. It seems some of the Roppo-ichiza group heard there was karaoke and decided to tag along dragging some new faces into the room, not that you mind. Umemiya pops in while everyone is saying their hellos and takes his seat next to you again.

"You're back from war huh?"

"Yes ma'am! Can I collect my kisses now?" He's extra clingy, feeling bad that he left you alone for even a short while.  You can see no one is really hurt from the fight save for a few bloody knuckles and swollen cheeks. Ume himself only has a small bruise on his jaw and small cuts on his hands. "Gotta heal you first," you say putting your lips to his knuckles, your intention to kiss every injury being made clearer the farther along you progress. What he doesn't know as you're distracting him is that you've queue'd up 'baby shark' on the karaoke tablet about 20 times as payback for leaving you by yourself.

[tzeentchian-parapet]

[crazylittlejester]

ive been having a really awful day and i’ve been struggling a lot with my mental health for the past like two months, does anyone have any nice things they wanna share like headcanons or literally just whatever? comfort youtube videos or literally just anything? i need it desperately-

[ckret2]

re: henchshapes - we don’t know how bill escaped his dimension. maybe the other shapes had something to do with it?

I very much have how he escaped his dimension planned. I have it extremely planned. I have it planned so deep archaeologists are gonna be digging the foreshadowing out of this fic for the next fifty years.

[jupiterjunebug]

I would give 100 dollars for new japan to either caption the english or tell their fucking british talent to speak tf up

[ambrosiagourmet]

Take this with a grain of salt but I don’t think Izutsumi necessarily MUST be be viewed as canonically aroace. I do not have a problem with that reading at all, to be clear, but I’ve been mulling this over for a while and with how much self-loathing and neglect informs her character it just doesn’t seem to entirely fair in insist on taking the “I don’t have a type” line at face value.

She’s a traumatized 17-year-old girl who thinks she’s unlovable and has never had the freedom to chose what to do with her life. Of course she doesn’t have a type and longs for a mom to love her unconditionally.

[meep-meep-richie]

i'm david thewlis

[kalied0skull]

OOOO AND THE FIGHT

Basically I was in the room where it happened (Hamilton ref lol) and basically all I heard was yelling and I look over to this one table

ONE GIRL GRABS THE OTHER BY THE HAIR AND SWINGS HER INTO A TABLE

SHIT WAS FUUUUUCKED

COPS WERE CALLED

SO WAS AN AMBULANCE

AND APPARENTLY ON THE ONE GRABBED THE GIRL IS GETTING CHARGED FOR ASSULT AND BATTERY????

reminds me of the day where my entire school got into a fight in the cafeteria