#-}{{> oh b4by

[emmiebaby4]

u should post em either way I bet they're hot

the less risqué ones

[tojipie]

bundle of joy <3

prison bf toji series linked here <3

this man was forged and handcrafted to be a girl-dad to a little sweetheart. i love him w all my heart.

the rasp of your husbands voice is so soft that you’re unsure if you’re still dreaming, head spinning from the IV cocktail the doctors had pumped into you the day prior.

toji sits with his back to you, your daughter cradled in the crook of his arm. your little bundle of joy so gently, letting her mindlessly grab at the cuff of his sleeve.

“what’re you doing, huh?” he mumbles, stroking the softness of her cheek with his thumb.

the baby ignores him, opting to try and get the fabric of his shirt into her mouth. soft, pink little gums bite down on freshly washed cotton, her feet kicking in excitement at the new texture.

“aht— hey!” he mumbles, gently pulling the soaked fabric from her grasp. “dirty.”

you sit up from your spot on the bed, inching over to the two of them.

toji truly can’t take his eyes off her, nodding intently while the newborn babbles nonsense to herself. he quickly switches her to his other arm once you join him, letting you lean your full weight on him.

tiny, pruney little fingers close around the bottom of his index, soft skin contrasting against the blues and blacks of his tattooed knuckles.

“is she supposed to be this tiny?” he whispers, half in awe half out of concern. your heart melts at how soft his voice is, eyes blown wide.

“f’course,” you giggle tiredly, still woozy from the epidural. you nose at the curve of his shoulder with a hum. “doctors said she was perfectly healthy, remember?”

“right, shit,” he mutters, tensing up at the freudian slip. “oh— sorry,” he says it to your daughter this time, clearly embarrassed at his lack of a filter.

toji’s lifestyle change had been a gradual process. a culmination of a life spent on the streets, moving up the ranks year after year until he’d forged an empire built on the bodies of his enemies.

then you came along, holding him down through a 7 year sentence while the world threw its worst at him, testing the integrity of your relationship as you both struggled to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

somewhere along the way nights at the club together turned into nights spent inside, planning out your future.

you had wanted to give him this for so long. to raise a child together and complete your little family, fulfilling both your lives just a little bit more. toji had dropped to his knees when you brought him the positive test, burying his face in your stomach to hide his teary eyes.

you can’t help but laugh to yourself at the irony of it all. that the man in front of you with the word “greed” gracing his knuckles in bold letters was holding your baby with all the generosity in the world.

“she drank a ton today.”

“oh yeah? big appetite huh?” he coos, pulling her pink baby hat up to let her little ears breathe.

“takes after her dad.”

your little blessing lets out a tiny yawn before closing her eyes, tuckered out after a long day of adjusting to her new world.

“should i put her back in the crib?” he whispers, so scared of waking the poor girl up.

let her sleep on me for a little, i’ll be up for a while anyways,” you explain, reaching for your daughter to let her settle onto your chest.

“my girls,” he mumbles, so full of love when he says it.

taglist ! 🏷️

@honeybee54321 @m150-50up @kuryoomi @t4naiis @serendippindots @sillyalo @levixbby @powerrwa @tojishugetiddies @wheredidmycrowngo @unknownspecies @ushygushybaby @ebiharachan @hoshigray @crazychaoticizzy @denypipa @watyousayin @tempest1art @sakuraryomen01 @kariito-art @vkeyy @mxtokko @inumakiiz @rosieee491 @loveme-b4by @suguxo @namjoonsbuspass @tojis-luver @complexivelovely @dancingwithdeities @sunflwrsugar @catvader101 @ktsgrl @princessos-blog @4ut0p5y @swiftsongs-mp3 @mycocoapuffs @adrenepinephrine @na0koz @suguscape @jaswonder3 @bokutosprettylittlebimbo @getousrep @jeannieboys @darkstarlight82 @freebananabeard @vivian-555 @kentokaze @subarusuguru

[mattsdolll]

soft bf matt always having his gf on his lap and kissing all over her face making her giggle 🥲

you giggled, writhing ever so slightly against your boyfriends thighs. he loved doing this to you, starting off with innocent cuddling and then tortuously peppering your entire face with kisses – not that you mind.

"matt, stop - pleasee"

you whined, small chuckles leaving your now upturned lips. it was hard to deny how much you adored this when you were giggling, smiling and clinging to matt like you were glued to him.

"oh yeah? then why're you smiling, baby? giggling and shit.."

he teased menacingly, pressing his lips everywhere he could reach, everywhere he loved. his lips softly slotted against yours, kissing you slowly. he pulled at your hips, bringing you into a gentle embrace. you softened, melting into his touch. his arms hugged around your waist snuggly, his kiss a slow act of love

tags !

@mattscoquette @blahbel668 @emely9274 @pearlzier @wompwomp-1

@bernardsgfs @sturnsxplr-25 @aesthetixhoe @jetaimevous @alyrasturnz

@adorsturns @cvntytiger @d0e-b4by @lysielaced @zay-sturns

[glitchcitygang]

[Pelipper mail!]

It's a big box with 5 bags inside. Each bag has 6 poffins inside. There's one bag for each of them, and the extra bag has a little note that says "Just in case Steven decides to spoil his Charizard WAY too much. I CAN SEE YOU".

There's also a letter at the bottom of the box.

"Hi! I wanted to show Ketsuban how I make poffins and... I don't know how it happened, but we went from just a few of them to too many poffins. Maybe we glitched too much or something. I promise they are normal poffins, Berry ate one and nothing happened. Anyways, enjoy them!

With love, Cara."

[OH. THANKS, I GUESS.]

... She's going to love these.

OOhhh, yes, Lord Ketsuban has the tendency to, uh, clone objects! Very useful, such as in this case, but quite annoying as well, I would imagine.

Th4nk y¤u M!ss C4r4! M!m!~B4by 4nd h3r budd!3s 4r3 g¤!ng t¤ |¤ve th3s3!

[the-peculiarity-of-anonymity]

//🐛 m0d h3r3, 1 w4s th1nk1ng m4yb3 🐛 1s a b4by bug cr34tur3 wh0 gr0ws up w1th cl0v3r? Up t0 y0u, d1dn’t m34n t0 1ntrud3! [m1ght 4s w3ll c0nsult y0u t00]\\

Oh Jesus how long has this been here eeeueuuuhh

Yes ofc! I've been watching and bug is very fun as a character =3

[pesterloglog]

Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope

Act 5, page 2058

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling gallowsCalibrator [GC]

CG: HEY GUESS WHAT, BIG NEWS.

CG: LIKE HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS A HUMONGOUS DEAL SORT OF NEWS.

GC: BL44444RRRRR WH4T 1S 1T

CG: YOU'RE NOT THE RED TEAM LEADER.

CG: THAT'S ME.

CG: I'M THE LEADER.

CG: IT'S BEEN DECIDED.

CG: ON AN OFFICIAL BASIS.

GC: OK SO 1 GU3SS 1M SUPPOS3D TO M4K3 4 B1G ST1NK 4BOUT TH1S 4ND S4Y W4H W4H 1 W4NT TO B3 TH3 L34D3R >:[ >:[ >:[

CG: WHAT, NO.

CG: I MEAN YOU CAN BUT IT WON'T DO ANY GOOD BECAUSE I'M THE LEADER AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO EVACUATE THROUGH YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE ON THE MATTER.

GC: W3LL 1T M4Y SURPR1S3 YOU TO KNOW TH4T 1 DONT G1V3 4 CR4P WHO G3TS TO B3 L34D3R B3C4US3 UNL1K3 YOU 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 4 FUCK1NG SM1DG3N OF M4TUR1TY 4ND S3LF R3SP3CT

CG: THAT'S A LIE, YOU'RE MORE OF A MELODRAMA SPAZ QUEEN THAN ME AND YOU KNOW IT AND THIS STUFF YOUR SAYING IS A PRETEND STUNT.

CG: YOU'RE LIKE A ROCKET PROPELLED SPAZ MAGGOT SPRINGLOADED UP THE ASS OF A PSYCHEDELIC FUCKING FREAKOUT WEASEL ON IDIOT DRUGS SO LETS NOT PLAY MAKEBELIEVE GAMES HERE.

CG: LEADER.

CG: ME.

GC: UUUUUUUUHNG

GC: K4RK4T 1 DONT C444R3

GC: YOU C4N B3 TH3 STUP1D L34D3R 1 JUST W4NT TO PL4Y TH1S G4M3

CG: OK, GREAT.

CG: IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION I HAVE SELECTED YOU TO BE MY SECOND IN COMMAND.

GC: R333334444LLY????

GC: SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON >;] <3 <3 <3

CG: FUCK YOU OFFER RESCINDED.

GC: OK BUT S3R1OUSLY

GC: 1 WOULD H4V3 SUGG3ST3D YOU B3 TH3 L34D3R BUT HON3STLY 1T COM3S W1TH S3R1OUS R3SPONS1B1L1T13S 4ND 1 W4SNT SUR3 1F YOU W3R3 UP TO 1T

CG: HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT.

CG: I'M AN INCREDIBLE LEADER WITH ALL KINDS OF PRIORITIZATION AND COMMAND SKILLS.

CG: I'M GOING TO ROCK THE COCK OFF THIS WEATHERVANE AND THE BLUE TEAM WILL WISH THEY NEVER SLITHERED OUT OF THE MOTHER GRUB'S HEINOUS UNDULATING ASSHOLE.

CG: SO JUST GIVE ME THE FULL BRIEFING, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.

GC: OK TH3 TH1NG YOU N33D TO KNOW 1S TH3 L34D3R ST4RTS OUT BY RUNN1NG THE CL13NT 4PPL1C4T1ON

GC: WH1L3 1 TH3 LOWLY S3COND OFF1C3R CONN3CTS TO YOU W1TH TH3 S3RV3R WH1L3 1 R3M41N G3N3R4LLY 1N 4W3 OF YOUR M4NLY GR4ND3UR

GC: 4ND 1 S1T 4T MY COMPUT3R DO1NG M3N14L CHOR3S 1N SUPPORT OF YOUR H3RO1C 3SC4P4D3S WH1CH HON3STLY 1 DONT TH1NK YOUR3 R34DY FOR BUT WH4T3V3R

CG: SEE THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

CG: THIS IS WHAT I WAS MADE FOR.

CG: BEING IN CHARGE OF ADVENTURE, RUNNING AROUND AND STUFF, AND FUCKING SHIT UP LIKE A GODDAMN HERO WITH A RIPPERWASP IN HIS JOCK.

CG: LET'S GET CRACKING HERE.

CG: LAUNCH YOUR SERVER OR WHATEVER, I'LL INSTALL THE HERO PROGRAM.

GC: TH3 CL13NT

CG: YEAH.

GC: OK 1F YOU 1NS1ST

GC: F4R B3 1T FROM M3 TO STOP YOU FROM B31NG SO D4SH1NG 4ND COUR4G3OUS

GC: 4ND TO B3 P3RF3CTLY HON3ST 4 L1TTL3 B1T H4NDSOM3 >:]

CG: YES, EXACTLY.

CG: NOW YOU ARE MAKING SENSE.

CG: THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THAT SANE PEOPLE SAY.

CG: KEEP AT IT, THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET.

GC: OK 1LL TRY

GC: 4NYTH1NG TO G3T YOU TO STOP B31NG SUCH 4 B4BY

CG: WHAT'S A BABY.

GC: OH

GC: 1TS L1K3 4 MYTH1C4L L1TTL3 P1NK MONK3Y

GC: SOM3TH1NG MY LUSUS DR34MS 4BOUT

CG: I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE.

GC: 1 DONT

GC: Y3T

GC: 1M NOT 4LLOW3D TO

CG: WHY NOT?

CG: WHY HAVE YOU NEVER MENTIONED THIS ANYWAY?

CG: HONESTLY TEREZI IT SOUNDS LIKE MORE FROTHING LOONEYBLOCK NONSENSE.

GC: 1F 1 3V3R D1D H4V3 ON3 1T WOULD M34N TH3 WORLD W4S COM1NG TO 4N 3ND

CG: OH THANK GOD YOU JUST SAID SOMETHING NORMAL, I WAS STARTING TO WORRY THERE.

CG: WHEW BACK IN SANE LAND.

GC: 1TS TRU3! >:P

GC: 1 DONT COMPL3T3LY UND3RST4ND 1T BUT TH4TS WH4T 1T TOLD M3

CG: WE NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF THAT FUCKING TREE AND INTO A PROPER GODDAMN LAWNRING.

CG: YOU'VE BEEN STUNTED LIVING UP THERE, BY THE WHISPERS OF FUCKING BARK GNOMES OR SOMETHING.

CG: I THINK ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS WAS JUST CULLED RECENTLY, MAYBE YOU COULD LIVE THERE.

GC: NO W4Y SCR3W L4WNR1NGS!!!

GC: MOR3 L1K3 Y4WNR1NGS

GC: 1 LOV3 MY TR33!

GC: BUT YOUR3 W3LCOM3 TO V1S1T SOM3 T1M3

GC: 1TS 3SP3C14LLY N1C3 1N TH3 TH1RD 4UTUMN

CG: OK WELL

CG: SPEAKING OF THAT

CG: I SHOULD GO DOWNSTAIRS AND DEAL WITH THIS GRUMPY CUSTOMER.

CG: IT'S GOING TO FONDLE MAJOR SEEDFLAP, BUT HOPEFULLY IT'LL BE QUICK.

CG: YOU CAN ESTABLISH YOUR CONNECTION AND DO YOUR TRIVIAL SIDEKICK STUFF I GUESS IN THE MEANTIME.

GC: OK! >:D

[softcarebears]

🌼 when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (positivity is cool) 🎶✨

oh shit i couldn't respond immediately because i had to prepare stuff since i had a flight today😭 anyways

hmmm this is hard-

1.lana del rey-dark paradise

2.new jeans-attention

3.mitski-first love/late spring

4.enhypen-polaroid love

5.carwash-striptease

bonus (these are opening songs from the anime NANA i need to rewatch that anime and finish it tbh)

nana opening 1-Rose🥀(Black stones)

nana opening 2-Wish🌟 (Trapnest)

ok tags:@hoemotextual @artismonkeys @coffeelovinggayidiot @angrycloudunknown @yxungsatan @prettypinkmoon @victoriasecretangelsblog @minari-ss @sunlovemoon @yourbrainwillrot @coffeelovinggayidiot @shydestinykryptonite @90schoerry @brooklyn-b4by @butterflyefect

[enter-shikqueerii]

Will you tell us some of your favourite blogs? (sfw or nsfw, doesnt matter)

Oh gosh I couldn’t possibly name them all because there are so many but I’ll name ones I find myself constantly going back to!

@pixiebabee @brooklyn-b4by @cute-bunnygirl @mitachurl-with-a-big-book @avaisbi @kotenok @looshipoh @another-nameless-ghoul @yuriyunniereborn @midnightmoonxo

Thank you for the ask!

[y6isvoir]

☆ . . . 私と一緒に踊りに来てください [ BABYBOY ] ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ B4BY, DON'T CRY, TON1GHT — 🥢 SO SO 大好きだよ！♡ WiTh YoU [[ O_0 素敵な男の子, L0vElY B0Y S2 1'M LiKe oh, oh, ppareul saranghae❕아주 아주.

[emmiebaby4]

fit check

[mattsdolll]

soft bf matt waking up extra early on the weekends to make his gf her favorite breakfast as well as surprising her with her favorite flowers in bed 🥞

matt groaned, slowly becoming conscious and aware of his surroundings. you were sprawled out next to him, mouth agape, hair laying across the pillow, an absolute mess. he thought it was cute though. he sluggishly made his way downstairs, despite how tired he felt. he wanted to do this for you.

the smell of pancakes and syrup soon filled the morning air, matt was honestly proud of himself. he set the table (counter) and smiled. four pancakes sat on each plate, syrup drizzled over the top of the food.

he stared out the window at your garden you'd grown, flowers littering the space. he let out a sigh, heading out to pick a few and making it into a makeshift bouquet. he laid it across the counter before his gaze returned to the clock.

it was now nine in the morning, yet you were still sound asleep. matt slowly made his way into the bedroom, poking his head around the doorway. he was greeted by your sleepy face, a small smile plastered on it. he chuckled, walking over to you.

"hi baby..how'd you sleep?"

you yawned, sitting up to meet his gaze. he looked so soft – tired. you reached a gentle hand up to his, rubbing the back of his palm.

"i slept good..you okay? you seem tired."

he dipped his head down to kiss your head, resting there for a second. he was exhausted, but he knew you were just as weary. he slid into bed next to you, sitting for a while and talking mindlessly to wake you up a bit before bringing you breakfast

"so..i have a surprise for you, wait here"

he giggled excitedly, going to the kitchen quickly. he set the food and the flowers on a tray, walking back to bed. your face fell on the food and softened.

"oh matt, you didn't have to..thank you"

you sat up, smiling at him. he pressed a chaste kiss to your cheek before slipping into bed next to you. he beckoned for you to eat, to which you obviously obliged. you both dug into the food, savoring the taste. you looked forward to more slow, soft mornings with matt.

tags !

@mattscoquette @blahbel668 @emely9274 @pearlzier @wompwomp-1

@bernardsgfs @sturnsxplr-25 @aesthetixhoe @jetaimevous @alyrasturnz

@adorsturns @cvntytiger @d0e-b4by @lysielaced @zay-sturns

@lanaswifeyy

[kappagecko]

Homestuck + Hiveswap ships as the “I want a baby” thread.

Roxy: text ur partner “i want a baby” and screenshot the response

Roxy: i want a baby.

Calliope: i’m baby.

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Dirk: I want a baby.

Caliborn: BUT THEY GET SICK A LOT. REMEMBER?

Dirk: And what about it?

Caliborn: UM. *invites Dirk to play mobile game as a distraction*

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Karkat: I WANT A BABY.

Dave: i want new heelys

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Aranea: I want a 8a8y.

Meenah: no.

Aranea: Oh, okay.

Meenah: but wait dont ask another person ill do it

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Terezi: 1 W4NT 4 B4BY.

Vriska: Give me a week. What color?

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Latula: 1 w4nt 4 b4by.

Mituna: 0H. JU57 T0 H4NG 0U7 W17H?

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Rose: I want a baby.

Kanaya: Mine?

Rose: Yeah. Who else’s?

Kanaya: Aquaman’s.

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Zebruh: ❤️I want a baby.❤️

Chixie has stopped sharing location with you.

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Bronya: vV I want a baby. Vv

Elwurd: we’re Lesbians.

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MS. Paint: I want a baby.

Spades Slick: They’re usually chilling in shopping carts outside grocery stores. How fast can you run?

[mosstalon4]

Bsksjsi that's @ethan-bethan's art, sorry to sadden you, but I'm glad you're having fun-

OH SDKJFLSK STILL!! GOOD 4RTS, GOOD BLOG, VERY CUTE 4ND IM GL4D TO FIN4LLY H4VE THE BR4INCELLS TO RE4D IT, DOLLREY IS B4BY 4ND DESERVES OSTRICH

[garden-dreamsoft]

by: garden-dreamsoft

⛓⃠▓᳟▓᳟★:▭▬ o-oh b4by ♡⃗䨻▒▒▒▭▭ W3lcome ▓᳟▒ ::♡ ▭▬▭▬ ⋅ⴰ 䨻 ⊹ ° ᮫࣭

Bem vindos ao " garden-dreamsoft ". Trago a vocês meus lindos icons (talvez não lindos também, vamos respeitar a opinião do outro) me peçam icons de qualquer pessoa, e se, não for possivel fazer estes icons por causa de alguns problemas(não ter fotos de boa qualidade, não ter muitas fotos) eu irei me explicar. Agora me peçam icons que irei respoder 🥰🤘🌈💞

Asks abertas // asks opens

[aegagrushircus]

SWEET B4BY GO4T, YOU'RE TOO PURE, WOULD YOU D4TE THE WEIRDO OUIJ4 BO4RD??-

‘ oh uh,,   gosh, i think it’s a bahait early to be talking abahaout DATING, i haven’t even gotten the chance to interact with them yet !  ‘  

[solarianradiance]

How would John x Cronus work?

EB: holy crap, you look like a john travolta from grease! you’re like a total grease shark from the 50′s!

Cronus: thanks! i appreciate that you noticed, givwen hovw vwere kin vwith one another and all.

EB: um… wait, what?

Cronus: in in fact, im pretty thankful to meet one my ovwn kind so vwersed in the vways of romance from vwhat i heard, so you can finally maybe shovw me hovw it properly do-

Cronus: !!!

*Off in the bushes behind the blue bunny boy, a pair of Pyrope Gremlins rise from the leaves, one drawing her sword*

*The other giving the Seadweller what one can only describe as a menacing glare and a cracking of her knuckles like shes about to beat some meat~*

Cronus: uh… on second thought, maybe vwe should gab at eachother later

EB: heh, sounds like you got an important date you forgot!

Cronus: yeah i got a… guy i gotta see, so ill see  you some other time… buddy

*the Pyrope Gremlin with the sword, pulls out her wallet and performs a motion of emptying it wholesale which one would describe as “H4ND OV3R YOUR MON3Y*

Cronus: !!!

Cronus: oh and like, take my money, like, all of it and stuff. you deservwe it for being… so great i guess?

EB: you’re sure?! thanks! i mean i don’t really need it, given how im rich as fuck, but i ain’t complaining!

*The Sword Gremlin appears rather gleeful and pleased

EB: thanks guy, you’re pretty cool!

Cronus: oh really? seems like vwe need to get a lil bit closer and s-

*The sword gremlin gives a ‘cutting’ motion across her neck, implying shes had enough of the sea-dweller shit and is letting him know to politely fuck off immediately*

Cronus: i-i mean look, ill see you vwhen you aint got a bunch of skirts vwith teeth vwatchin you, ok kid? im outta here!

EB: that guy is a real weirdo… but hes nice! who doesen’t like free money!?

EB: but i really don’t need this money, im rich beyond my wildest dreams given my status as a king, so i guess i’ll just give it away?

GC: 1LL T4K3 TH4T OFF YOUR H4NDS IF YOU W4NT!

GC: fuck off terezi, you’ll just use it to buy weird ass dragon dildos to hit people with or something equally as dumb

GC: …1 M34N… Y34H TH4T DO3S SOUND LIKE SOM3TH1NG 1 WOULD DO…

GC: SH1T! 1 L1T34LLY C4NT 4RGU3 W1TH TH4T!

Latula: yo m4n, c4n 1 h4z 1t?!

EB: sure, here you go! buy yourself something nice!

Latula: oh h3llz y34h! 1m gonn4 buy 4 mys3lf 4 b4d dr4gon w1th 4ll th1s mool4h, b4by!

GC: JOHN! WH4T TH3 FUCK?!

EB: what? you said you couldnt argue with my logic, so i gave the money to your sister mom daughter girl!

GC: 1TS ST1LL HURTFUL 4ND SH1T YOU L1L W34S3L, GOD 1 H4T3 YOU!

EB: but isn’t the point of our relationship to spite one another?!~♠

GC: NO! YOUR3 SUPPOS3D TO DO WH4T 1 S4Y 4ND G1MM3 WH4T 1 W4NT R3G4RDL3SS OF TH3 CONS3QU3NC3S YOU STUP1D DR4GON FUCK3R!!! (Y3S~♠)