#.. Being there... Behind dramatic about it

[mysticprofessoralienhumanoid]

orv fanfic writers have a chance to do the funniest thing rn and by that i mean Kim Dokja, who's been on the frontlines, correcting Yoo Joonhyuk on how to use guns properly

[thisdorkyblogthing]

currently can't stop thinking about Thor being so completely in denial about his feelings for Loki that it makes him just... kinda insane. like, the mental gymnastics he goes through to keep convincing himself that all his thoughts and feelings are Totally Platonic and Absolutely Normal. the longer it goes on and the more he tries to fight it the more feral he becomes. He can't stop himself from getting jealous and possessive and hovering around Loki every chance he gets. it starts seeping out of him against his will in comments to Loki and other people and his obsession with Loki becomes impossible to miss.

and Loki's l o v i n g it.

[thegreatyin]

come the seventh city, and the scoundrel having eked out a pretty lucrative domain as mr cards, what's the public perception of her like? does he have adoring fans? weird homoerotic relationships with random humans? a cult following despite being banned from social media every tuesday bc mr pages is a petty bitch?

you know how Corporate Social Media Accounts™ carefully cultivate their public image so they look really personable and relatable and all of their posts go viral and the amount of people clowning on them is always outclassed by the amount sincerely getting attached to their nonsense?

the scoundrel does that on a neath-wide scale. he's The Friendly Master. "the good one". the one who sincerely cares about you and your problems. mr cards is considered incredibly dangerous among revolutionaries because- like mr wines before him- he makes people let their guard down. such a friendly face couldn't possibly be scary! he couldn't possibly be malicious! any harm he does is something completely accidental, something completely out of his control, something he would surely stop if he knew it was happening.

surely.

which is to say; yeah. he has a pretty sizeable fanbase. "common mr cards W" is a phrase that absolutely plagues seventh city comment sections. he's popular, he knows he's popular, and he spends every waking moment taking full advantage of that popularity. and having incredibly toxic power-imbalanced flings with random humans in an attempt to cope with his omnipresent midlife crisis. i mean what?

[minothtime]

HWAT DO YOU MEAN THREE ENTIRE MILGRAM CHARACTERS ARE DEAD AND IN THE GROUND??? HELLO???? IT ISN'T EVEN SEASON THREE??????

AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU AMANE WHEN I GET YOU

[nebulastarss]

I'm still so unironically upset about the minecraft movie

[anotherpapercut]

was at a gas station in the middle of nowhere fucking Arkansas today and 2 old men stared at me so openly and intensely (I am very very visibly queer) that it actually terrified me and I had a panic attack and started shaking and crying in front of my coworkers and several teenagers 😐

[scribbiesan]

Why does he have to be so fucking juicy? It makes me envious. And yet….

He’s just so neat! :)

Anyway, some fanart for a BatFam fanfic over on AO3. Gonna link the fic as well as the creator’s insta (since they don’t have a Tumblr) once it’s done. For now, enjoy his semi-uncovered tiddies, and I’ll get back to y’all with another update later.

Toodles!~

[alumirp]

White Blood, Red Teeth

a story where Luffy is constantly found by his friends having overdoses. It's a terrible behavior that started after Ace's death and everyone thinks it's a horrible coping method and finally gets together to admit him to a rehabilitation clinic. It's against his will, of course, so he resists and has withdrawal attacks and it's so bad that he goes on a hunger strike and loses a huge amount of weight and subsequently ends up with deteriorating health. A year and a half later, finally, after all this, the clinic considers him rehabilitated, although he is still underweight and doesn't eat as much as he should, but everyone is sure that Luffy will never look for drugs again. They are wrong and less than forty-eight hours after being released from the clinic, Zoro and Sanji find Luffy having another overdose in the bathroom of the apartment the three share. This time, the two decide to take a more aggressive approach and go after Luffy's drug dealer. Luffy is always talking about the guy, whom he calls Torao, who supposedly helped him cope with Ace's death. Whenever asked what he's on, Luffy responds "Torao's white blood", which Zoro and Sanji assume is the name of some homemade drug or something. Whatever it is, this Torao guy, is clearly taking advantage of Luffy's grief. to make a profit, so they stop at the drug dealer's address, almost knocking down the door, ready to give this guy 'Torao' a good beating and deliver him directly into the hands of Luffy's grandfather, a half-crazy police officer. They are surprised when the person who answers the door is a guy who goes by the name Penguin, who, strangely enough, lets them in easily after discovering that they are Luffy's friends. The house is nice, clean, airy, comfortable and cozy, everything you don't expect from a drug dealer's house. The place looks practically sterile in a hospital kind of way, which makes sense when they are finally introduced to the infamous Torao, a tall, malnourished guy who walks around on an IV. They confront 'Torao', who introduces himself as actually being Trafalgar Law, about the drugs he has been giving Luffy and the effects it has on their friend and, strangely, are surprised when: Law says he has never given drugs a Luffy and b: Law is surprised and then irritated when he is told about the "Toraos white blood" thing. Law then sighs and surprisingly takes off his shirt and displays his torso, covered in deep, fresh-looking bites, and proceeds to explain the craziest story of all time: Vampires are real and Luffy was turned into one the day Ace died. Law found him, injured and starving, and saved his life. He then explains that he is sick, his blood was infected from a young age with amber lead and he was living on borrowed time, so he had no qualms about feeding Luffy his blood. But they were both taken by surprise by the fact that, every time Luffy fed on him, his condition unexpectedly improved. But Law had no idea that his blood caused Luffy to overdose. He knew that there seemed to be a factor that made him somewhat dependent and Luffy was always lethargic in the first few minutes after feeding, but he never thought that his blood was acting as a drug for Luffy's undead organism. That's why in the year and a half that Luffy simply disappeared, Law, and his friends, simply thought that the vampire had gotten tired of helping Law and had left. They had been surprised when, last night, Luffy appeared out of nowhere on their doorstep and promptly attacked Law, feeding on him until Law was barely able to stay awake. Furthermore, in the time that Luffy was gone, Law's condition simply deteriorated terribly and he was practically convinced that he wouldn't make it until the end of the year. And now, they have to find a way to balance Luffy's feeding so that Law can survive, but in such a way that Luffy doesn't suffer side effects either. Everything becomes a mess when Robin, a mysterious friend of Zoro, gets involved, announcing that in fact, Law has been cursed by a witch.

[tj-crochets]

I still have a cold and I am still not feeling well but I am very amused to report that at the moment when I sing songs from Hadestown I sing Hades better than I sing Eurydice lol

[sysig]

Very cool and not at all uncomfortable vent sesh (Patreon)

[algolagniaa]

I can never tell if I’m being dramatic about this or not but there was a time in my late teens where I was almost literally held hostage. like I would beg and plead with my mother to take me with her to the grocery store bc I hadn’t been allowed to leave the house in over a week and I desperately needed to go SOMEWHERE and she would say no. and I couldn’t just leave by myself bc uhh a number of factors some that were manufactured by my parents and some that were legit had convinced me very deeply of my own incompetence. and this went on for years and was the worst time of my entire life especially since I was also pretty much being shunned by my whole family and also recovering from a TBI. it was bad enough that marrying Levi Loggins looked like a ticket into freedom. and I always feel like I’m back there. Covid made me feel like I was back there and this makes me feel like I’m back there a lot bc I didn’t have a car then either

[the-acid-pear]

Saw a bird in my dream and I called it a cassowary but it was NOT one of those. I'll give myself a slide though because I was running up a mountain to save my computer from a burning building but it was SO off.

[cathymee]

we're all wasting our time the earth should just explode soon <3

[dracimexidae]

Feelin’ like World Champions ✨🇮🇹

[theirloveisgross]

own shitty clips of fitf songs i've seen live.

#6, chicago. mérida, méxico. june 8 2024.

[puthyflapps]

I have an intimate truth to share: I think Sunday would be a very cute name for a shoni baby who lives on a farm with her two moms. Sunday Shalifoe??? They could call her Sunny!! C’mon it writes itself!! And if she looked just like Shelby?? The material is there!! 😭😭😭