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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation
#i have literally never gotten the appeal i do not want to be on the starship enterprise or in a tent in a war in korea LEAVE ME ALONE#i don't want to be there!
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Wife lovers till they die
#Viktor’s pout when Jayce said no to ascending with him was all I needed to see.#or my fave bridge scene#the man folded immediately#vi loves cait sm like#do I even need to bring examples#act 2 s2 is literally the only proof I need#cait could be on this post too but#this duo is so silly to me#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#arcane#arcane fanart#vi arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#caitvi#what the hell sure#meljay#love wins#book street#bookstreet
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fwiends…

#razables#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS CH3 IS GENUINELY DEVASTATING#THE DIALOGUE SUSIE HAS THE WHOKE ENTIRE CHAPTER HAS ME WANTING TO TEAR OUT MY FUCKING HAIR#one month later and toby is still finding ways to terrorize my fragile emotional state w stuff like this. LIKE FUCK. GRAAAHHHHHHHHH#the dialogue right before this has me crazy she’s literally being mean to herself before stopping and saying this like I won’t run into-#oncoming traffic for her#SUUUUSIEEEEEEEE MY EVERYTHINGGGGG MY ANGEL MY DARLING PLEASE BE NICE TO YOURSELF
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i love you vaccines i love you research i love you reading the book instead of having chatgpt summarize it i love you critically thinking rather than reacting to a headline i love you investigating the source material i love you science i love you math even though you are personally my enemy (math/yn slowburn) i love you writing even though you try to stab me a lot i love you Experts in Your Field i love you Using The Brain
#i don't read fanfic so idk what my math x op ship name should be#.... i love u math.... despite our differences.... :/ u work i guess#not like for ME. never for ME. but like for other people you seem pretty reliable.#... SOMEONE (me) has a LEARNING DISABILITY#edit: thank u to the anon who suggested i refer to math as my rival. u are so right.... not enemies... no...#*locks hands with math* bonded........ 2gether.... 2 sides of da coin... both under threat of AI... i luv u math#(<- still clearly never understands whenever math speaks bc literally what is going on over there. the fuck is a polynomial)
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I keep seeing the leather/pleather vs denim jacket poll over and over again with all different sorts of discourse about how there is no plastic-free pleather and like, that's TRUE, there isn't, but honestly I DO think people who don't want to use animal products* also deserve to look cool
and so my suggestion is that y'all google "waxed cotton jacket" or "waxed canvas jacket" plus like, "motorcycle" or whatever style you think is cool, because there's a plastic free leather-look material that is strong and durable and waterproof and doesn't use animal products** AND is plastic free already out there and some of the clothes that you can get made out of it look sick as hell.
*ignoring the fact that most leather is meat by-product that would be going to waste anyway
**except beeswax but if you're going to object to that then honestly there's no helping you
#leather jacket#denim jacket#I have a waxed cotton jacket that is one of the coolest jackets that I own that sadly is a bit too small for me now#and then I have another one that is technically an oil skin#which is a style of coat in Australia#probably most famous by the brand Drizabone#but yeah you literally don't need pleather even if you're vegan#just melt some wax into a tight-weave cotton jacket and it will look and wear like leather
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I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way
#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#arcane#caitvi#jayvik#someone sedate right now#what do you mean they had each other in every universe?#literally the show cannot start and end without them jesus christ someone sedate me right now#at least my lesbians are happy
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glorious evolution
#arcane#jayvik#arcane s2#jayce talis#viktor arcane#fanart#based on the vitruvian man#shout out to my friend for encouraging me to post this#you know who you are. love you#my favorite part in arcane was when viktor said its evolution time and then evolved all over the place#jayce fuck your hammer#not literally#unless#still dont know how to tag properly#hell yeah
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#dorothy zbornak my relatable queen
#the golden girls#cinematv#filmtvcentral#userstream#dailyflicks#tvarchive#usersitcom#chewieblog#tvedit#userbbelcher#tvandfilm#userrlaura#userrobin#usermandie#useroptional#nessa007#usertelevision#dailytvwomen#ladiesofcinema#filmtvtoday#dorothy zbornak#she is literally me coded ilhsm <3#bea arthur was a legend her line deliveries were gold
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I don't really think it's fair to dismiss the idea that that guy might have been framed for killing the CEO as like an unfounded conspiracy theory when NYPD has a proven history of planting/fabricating evidence on people. in 2011 there was a massive investigation of the NYPD and hundreds of cases against people were dismissed after a former police officer testified that they literally have a name for planting evidence on people: flaking. you cannot be out here acting like considering the possibility that cops who do this shit under normal circumstances might possibly also do it when they're under intense global pressure and scrutiny is the same as republicans thinking democrats run a secret pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza restaurant
#it astounds me how willing people are to cosign any shit cops and feds say#cops literally call testifying testi-lying. because they lie so much. its normal for them and they think little of it#that ones pretty easy to source and is well known in the industry wo i wont link you but if you google it you will see lots of sources#like just google the word testilying. so many articles come up its actually sad
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(they ARE doing it on purpose)
(deltarune)
#ganondoodles#art#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#tenna#kris#wait i should tag this as#spamtenna#see i know he likely doesnt know that those glasses are literally spamton#but also what if he did know#and what if items you equip actually show up#(sticking to sketches for now bc my painting skills still need time to return it seems)#(pls tell me people get this ... right .. this only works if you know the dealmaker glasses are spamton.........
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crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.
#i genuinely find nothing more beautiful than this. why.#my dad literally came home and started talking to me abt hmong jello while i was writing this post what are the odds.#jello fever in the air tonite....#.txt
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hate them i hate them i hate themi h
#spamtenna#deltarune#tenna#spamton#i literally thumbed this when i drew my last spamtenna post but i was too anxious to finish it. it took a drink for me to have the balls to
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Ok but like Superman having good rep for punk people that, while brief, shows the ideals of punk culture being rooted in standing up for people being persecuted and fighting against the authorities that attack them was not something I was expecting but I’m genuinely so happy about it. Punk people and ideals have been treated like a joke by a lot of mainstream media, but to have a highly successful movie accurately capture it means so much to me. Especially coming from Lois Lane.
#PUNK LOIS LANE PUNK LOIS LANEEEEE#punk#she’s literally me guys#lois lane#superman#superman 2025#superman movie#dc#dcu#gunnverse
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
#i am so sick of writers having to anticipate the most boring#bad-faith readings of their work. i am like - if you use cheese as a currency#okay! as long as the world makes sense to me: cool. cheese tax. moving on.#my job as the reader is to suspend my disbelief and say okay! i am so sick of like#fanfiction authors having to write dissertations#because they had an interesting idea they'd like to try out!!!#just write it! if it doesn't make sense that's someone else's problem!!!#PS OP is autistic. yes sometimes i take things literally at first glance. then i think about it lol#this is so clearly not about accessibility etc. it's about like. girl even i an autistic person#am able to understand ''they probably didn't mean his eyes darkened LITERALLY''
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