#1. tequila

[detentiontrack]

I haven’t been this confused since 2020 when I attended my zoom classes after drinking a tequila cough syrup cocktail

[thorsonoflesbians]

for the monaco gp next year instead of the regular commentators can we have like ten retired drivers on a yacht with copious amounts of alcohol instead? like imagine jenson feeding nico multiple rounds of tequila shots and convincing him to drop brocedes lore so fucking insane it makes lewis' spidey senses tingle live on air. meanwhile, seb is trying to stop kimi from falling off said yacht every five seconds and mahk webbah is trying to either rope everyone into karaoke or is gushing about his adoptive son oscar. david is calling every driver who fucks their car into a wall a cunt and mika is on facetime with his husband and sipping a mai-tai in the hot tub and a least one of them is puking off the side of the boat in the end

[pathetichimbos]

Can we get some Thomas Hewitt with a reader that needs more help to understand stuff?

You, my love, understand my (mostly useless) brain so well.

Fun fact, real newspaper article from July 28, 1970 that stumped my tiny little brain

"Well, wait now, what's that supposed to mean?"

"What's what supposed to mean?"

"Well, that, right there." You thump your hand against the newspaper, gesturing at the sentence you don't quite understand.

"What about it?" Hoyt scoffs, snatching the paper from your hand, "It says it right there."

You cross your arms, frowning at his words as you lean against the front counter, "...But is she out or not?"

He lets out a mocking laugh, thumping the paper itself, "It says it right damn there!"

"A lovesick hospital maid who went to prison rather than promise a court to stop 'pestering' her ex-boyfriend was free Monday - After changing her mind." The paper reads, the words jumbling together in your mind as you frown harder at the paper.

"But it says she wouldn't leave 'im alone... But it also says she was free Monday."

"Yeah, that's right."

"How does that make any sense!?" You huff, earning another laugh from Hoyt.

"It says she changed her damn mind right there!"

Your face flushes hot as you frown harder, your grip tight against your own skin.

It wasn't your fault, really... Or, well, maybe it was...

Words didn't always make sense to you. They jumbled together in complicated ways that made it harder to understand the world around you. Whether written or spoken, you couldn't help but feel stupid when something as simple as a sentence stumped you.

But, much like a guardian angel, or in Hoyt's case, a bad hangover, Thomas always seemed to be lurking around the corner, listening in to any conversation you had.

Strong hands rest on your shoulders with a slight squeeze, the hot air of his breath rushing over your scalp as he kisses your head.

He doesn't speak often, it hurts his throat and stimulates his scarred face in a rather unpleasant way, but he doesn't hesitate to use his voice as he leans against you, whispering softly in your ear as he explains the sentence to you.

You listen carefully, at this point he knows you well enough to help you understand it in the first explanation:

"She promised, but after spending a little time in prison, changed her mind." He points to the sentence, helping you understand the sentence better.

You nod with a new sense of understanding, your embarrassment easing as you enjoyed the rare occasion of Thomas' voice.

"Oh, oh, I see..." You mutter, before pressing a kiss to your husband's cheek, "Thank you."

He nods, and with a final grunt, returns to unloading the supplies for the store.

[frihetstyrke]

I am officially living a toxic relationship... like no other relationship has hurt me as 9-1-1... honestly... I don't know what to believe anymore!!

before that bucktommy kiss I was so happy to had come to terms with the fact that they were never going to go cannon with Buddie and THEN! bucktommy kiss! which meant that Buddie HAD a chance!! and then today happens and my anxiety is totally through the roof!!

I honestly can't anymore...

[cadillacjohnf1]

i've decided. it's time. i'm going to change my profile picture.

[thetequilatragedies]

[ikilledyvette]

Fandom: 9-1-1 Chapters: 1/2 Rating: M Relationships: Buck/Tommy, Buck + Hen, Buck + Eddie Characters: Evan "Buck" Buckley, Hen Wilson, Eddie Diaz, Tommy Kinard Additional Tags: Angst & Humor, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Queer Feels, Drinking, Triggers, Trauma, Panic Attacks Summary:

But see, when he had the ... the thing, the panic thing ... it wasn’t really about the sex, like. Tommy probably thought it was about the sex. Tommy probably won’t ever have sex with him again, and it’s—well, that’s fair, but it’s also not fair. Buck likes him so much. This wasn’t supposed to happen.

But it did happen. And yeah, it happened because of the sex, but that’s not what it was actually about. It was more just ... poorly timed. Sex-adjacent.

(Or—Buck is incorrectly convinced he’s ruined everything with Tommy and brings the problem—and a bottle of tequila—to Hen's door.)

[feralchaton]

Web Of Dew | Tequila decanter with glasses set

[inversemercury]

Men used to GO TO WAR!!!

[meowcifer-nails]

I wanted to pay homage to one of my favorite Disaster Bisexuals and his partner (work partner? *partner* partner? - Yes), based of course on Aleksander Rostov's art for the game!

These are both handmade and handpainted from scratch btw! I'll post some clips of the process soon (if tumblr can handle the file size that is...)

[veedynasty]

Ughh.. i can front like I don’t want to be touched, or looked at, or desired but deep down frfr like i wanna mf to fucking devour me like i want you to want me so much it hurts i want you feral, lion vs the lamb type shit i wold die for this pussy type shit uhhg fk 🫦

[winteroranges]

the anti vegan misinfo campaign on tumblr is something else. vegans make up such a small percentage of the population (around 1%). do you truly believe it when someone blames vegans for the environmental impacts of massive industries. please use your brains.

[auxuli]

ROUND ONE

Tequila Joseph VS. Speedwagon

Now, I know this is a hard choice, but, don't think about it too much, just, pick what your heart feels.

[moonshine-nightlight]

tomorrow's Dale is going to brought to you by the three shots i'm having this afternoon as i write and hit different word count thresholds because that's where i'm at today

we'll find out tomorrow when editing!me has to deal with this chapter if i should be telling you to thank me or apologizing 🤣

Current Word Count: 3,028

[wreywrites]

Tonight on "What shenanigans are Orm and OC up to?"

Check out all the shenanigans here

[ikilledyvette]

I was tagged by @do-androids-dream-ao3acc for Six Sentence Sunday. This is my 9-1-1 "Buck and Hen Drinking Buddies" fic that I'm working on edits for.

She won’t let him look, which is ... pretty suspicious, actually. He tries to grab the phone, and Hen holds it up away from him, and they struggle until Buck falls off his chair and laughs so hard he forgets all about the text.

Eventually, Buck clambers back up and picks up the bottle of tequila again—but before he can even pour, Hen slaps her hand down over his glass.

“Uh-uh,” Hen says. “No. No more tequila for you, not until you give me something more to work with than I messed things up with Tommy.”

Tagging literally anyone who sees this and wants to play! (I get anxious about tagging people sometimes. But I really mean it: you wanna play, just say I tagged you. I like reading fic excerpts!)