#10 years contract

[itsscaredycat]

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[mathildejr]

meet Leonor, the other main character of the comic I'm working on

[watermelonlicker]

ok this is about to be a wild theory and highly unlikely but HEAR ME OUT i remember seeing this post and thought nothing of it. but with the two ghosts mv being leaked 6 days ago and us only seeing it today on fitf day but louis NOT tweeting fitf and the observer calling us out for not realizing the other tweeter on the account the other day was an imposter means there’s more than one person handling that account.

ok got that so then why is harry asking random fans for their pictures? is he observing them? also the rise in all these stalker pics of him is something that’s been noticed by the fandom. hell it was one of the first things i noticed but especially this year.

now are ALL these legit stalker pics or something else cos i have seen some larries on twitter say they’re plants and i thought they were wrong but now im not sure?? some of these pictures where harry is being spotted aren’t adding up to exact dates and the UAs keep changing the dates cos they don’t know either.

like i said this is a wild theory and i have no fucking idea what i’m talking but i know math and something isn’t adding up. like maybe BOTH of them are the observer and this is rbb & sbb 2.0 which would make sense with it being 10 FUCKING YEARS AGO THAT THEY STARTED THE CRYPTIC BEAR SHIT IN 2015.

[good-morzan-inheritance-cycle]

I really like the idea Roran would end up with twins at some point.

Not just because i myself am an identical twin.

But mostly because I think it would be hilarious to have this big bearded scary man have the crap scared out of him in the middle of the night by a recreation of the shining in the down the hall and being told one of them threw up.

[scholar-of-yemdresh]

Just saw the description for a totally queer radical fantasy ttrpg say how "Attraction is universal". So Happy pride month 🌈 to my ace ass, even in the radiqueer fantasy land I'm still an abomination, yay!

It being a romance focused game is no excuse for that shit. It is possible to be a Romance without being blatantly aphobic.

[hockeybot]

THAT PLAYER INTERVIEW, THO, THE ONE FROM TODAY WHERE THEY ASK HIM IF HE'S GOING TO BUY A HOUSE AND HE LAUGHS LIKE, YEAH, I GUESS I GOTTA

LIKE, he's 21 and lived alone for maybe six months now except is it really alone when he has all the rookies over all the time and my brain is going BRRR.

that prompt, wyatt buys a house, this is how he makes it a home one, tho, like, okay that is the most obviously me sentence ever written (x verb y, emotional hook full stop) but man, i have been watching those arwin critiques mansion youtube videos and i have so many thoughts about his potential house and what a disaster he would be trying to live in it on his own.

like, like,

everyone on the team would have such, opinions, about the best place to live, the neighbourhood and someone says the words "school zone" and someone else (tsegs) shrieks "JOHNNY ARE YOU PREGNANT" (the entire seguinette line go on a Skit, like, tsegs moaning WHAT DID I MISS and THEY GROW UP SO FAST and mush patting his back while wyjo just covers his face with his hands and prays that they don't start asking about the father. dutchy grins at him like he can read his mind).

(mikko has been on the team for about three days. wyatt tries really hard to not go up to him and say, i'm like, not actually pregnant. but mikko comes up to him and says, gravely, congratulations, on his way out. roope smirks at him.)

(roope had gone around with mikko to make introductions and called wyatt, 'our rookie, the kid' and when wyatt had protested, 'lian is right over there' and 'this is my third season,' harls had slid over, slung a heavy arm around wyatt's shoulders and crooned, 'yeah, johnny's a bigtime hotshot now, signed a big contract and everything.' into wyatt's red tipped ear.

lian, affable, had just waved.)

one of the finns (roope. it's always roope, but he's honestly just doing double duty for miro in Inscrutable Finn.) stops him outside and gives him a business card like, "this man will make you a sauna" and that's not a suggestion, that's a prophecy, that sauna will exist and this is before he even buys the damn house.

the thing is, he doesn't actually want like, a mansion, but when he counts up the bedrooms he'll need, the numbers keep going up and up.

takes tom to go looking and there's just, "why is there so much marble" wyatt moans, and "you could fit the entire team in this shower," tom says and they just, look at each other and try not to laugh too obviously while the real estate agent is still there. (facetimes delly to show him, wants to call logan but they're still exchanging awkward text messages only)

i will not write this, i really won't, because it'll take like 10k words to do justice but

wyatt hasn't spent most of his elc, didn't pay rent to the pavelskis despite offering again and again (Sarah had laughed at him and made Pav buy him like, furniture for his room, furniture he still has) so he has a little nest egg for his deposit, signs the agreement with more zeros than he's seen outside his contract, and has to sit down he's so lightheaded with the weight of five years pressing down on him.

it's summer when he moves in, between training and preseason and not having to try to convince too hard for tom to come back early with him, help him move boxes and unpack. every time he moves, his meager amount of belongings fill less and less of the space.

he doesn't expect to be lonely

tsegs suggests a dog, robo says cat and roope looks him up and down and says, maybe he should start with a hamster which. okay, wow. (wyatt can live without joe pavelski, okay, it's been two years and he's not dead yet - though maybe joe had come to stay in one of his woefully underfurnished guest rooms for a few nights already, that is besides the point)

WAVES HAND, the slow and not exactly sneaky campaign to get tom to move in, buys tom's brand of protein shakes that wyjo personally thinks is disgusting, etc, etc. I DON'T KNOW i don't have a plot and i don't wish to write this, i hope someone picks up the prompt tho, it would be so fun????

the thing is, wyatt's really bad at cooking for one. he can cook for a family of four or two young hockey players (roughly, this is the same amount of food) but by himself, he ends up staring confused at the still full pots after he's fixed himself a plate.

(calls tom, etc) and, maybe, it's not that late when wyatt suggests that tom sleep over, but they're health conscious elite athletes that should be on, like, routines or something so he pushes tom into the spare room closest to his own, already stocked with new toiletries in familiar brands.

(the finns are right, having his own sauna is awesome.)

[alexanderpearce]

lord please give me this promotion

[jaycestaliss]

I GOT A JOOOOOOOOOOOB 😭😭😭😭😭

[ballsbalb]

it’s 2025 and people are still believing tabloid newspapers talking about “secret meetings with anonymous sources” as evidence for insane uncorroborated claims about players

i thought this was taught to us at the age of, like, twelve, and i cannot believe i have to lay this out, but here goes:

1. fans start a coordinated online hate campaign against a player they don’t like b/c they want him to leave —>

2. newspaper claims “anonymous sources” told them that said player is causing problems at the club due to contract disputes —>

3. newspaper gets engagement from fans who participated in online campaign since story validates their preexisting opinions —>

4. newspaper gets more money

general rule of thumb: if only one source is reporting a story, or the other sources are all crediting that one source as the primary contributor of information, it’s probably not very reliable

[minakatana]

Lauv of my life.

[depresseddepot]

started planning out an actual real budget to see what sort of housing I could afford if I lived alone and it is. not great !

[howtosingit]

One thing that is starting to feel inevitable is that the only way Fox will probably be able to make a deal for a 6th season is for the show to undergo more principal cast changes. I think Fox wants to keep LS and I think Rob Lowe wants to stay at Fox (he's their golden boy after all), so if Fox can lock in a deal, season 6 will definitely include Rob Lowe, but who else would be asked to stay? The departure of Sierra makes it pretty clear that Fox (and 20th Century) considers everyone else expendable to an extent and would be fine to continue the show without them. Fox has even talked for years about running this show with ever-changing casts, but which cast members would Fox fight to keep for longer outside of Lowe, and which ones would even be willing to return... and what kind of contract will they be willing to accept for it?

[asurrogateblog]

I think it's really funny that led zeppelin is dean winchester's favorite band because jimmy page was already almost definitely doing black magic in real life so I can't possibly imagine what they would've gotten up to in a universe where demons are actually real

[xproskeith]

The struggle is real...

[dailycocotama]

Day 75: tfw you were a cocotama contractor in life somewhere in the world of Ultrakill

[byjove]

I told my mom I’m kind of nervous about eating venison because of CWD and, unfazed, she was like “Is that that disease that makes their flesh boil and melt?” ummmm no…..new fear I guess.