#24 hours to hell and back

[ohello0]

Ok so still binging the GRCU (Gordon Ramsay Cinematic Universe) and I’ve stumbled upon a couple things:

Gordon Ramsay has done drag (multiple times) and has a stunning Mrs. Doubtfire on the back burner

After watching Hell’s Kitchen his behavior on Kitchen Nightmares looks like a kind daycare teacher

Speaking of Hell’s Kitchen the Served Raw versions of the episodes that show the full dinner service and not much else are unmatched

“Thank fuck for that!” is top 5 best phrases (“wow…shocking.” always makes me laugh they had him gobsmacked and bewildered)

He’s deadass not afraid to lay into a customer if they’re wrong like he’ll call anyone a cow and stand on it ten toes down

I now have a Gordon Ramsay impression on lock if need be (it will never be needed)

Shout out Gabi Belle for reintroducing me to a long lost hyperfixation 🫡

[sweettater96]

[pr0udn3rd]

I fucking love Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back. It is the most dramatic over the top show and I love it. Because Gordon Ramsay disguised as a hillbilly traveling French musician walks into a restaurant like an undercover agent. There’s blood in his food and the owner throws a glass at someone in the back and there’s dead mice in the toaster. Then he stands up and tears off his latex face all dramatic like “FUCKING HELL you’re not running a restaurant, you’re running a health hazard.” And you’re like “this place needs to be bulldozed yesterday there’s no saving it” but Gordon Ramsay’s like “gimme me 24 hours.” Gordon Ramsay proceeds to be the incarnation of “wtf is wrong with you get your shit together and take some goddamn responsibility” for the next 24 hours and it WORKS. And then when it’s all done with the tip of his hat he goes off into the sunset to help the next business while everyone is crying and cheering him on like a western vigilante.

[celestialmazer]

I'd just like to take any opportunity to add in this favourite Gordon image (different vibe but I can't resist)

Pictures I have of Gordon Ramsay lurking ominously, from my very specific Ominous Gordon folder

[fidgetspringer]

I knew my old place of work treated us like dogshit. I knew England treated minimum wage workers like they're less than human.

But nothing has driven that fact home more than telling my new coworkers about what Tesco was like and having them look at me in absolute horror.

[cypresscries]

THEY BROKE THE WORLD RECORD??? IN UNDER 5 HOURS???????????

[solomons-poison]

My mom wants us to travel to Korea this year, and its been 13 yrs since my last visit so she especially wants me to come along. Since you lose a day while traveling there and another traveling back, she always insists to be there at least two weeks. She wants to do three weeks this year.

Man all my PTO is going into this 😭

[fromkenari]

Why do I have to figure out what's wrong with me while I'm in a damn hospital? They have not been giving me one of my antidepressants. I've missed 4 doses. I'm in withdrawal and my body is freaking out. They don't know if it's available in the pharmacy. Which means I need to convince my parents to bring it to me. They were not planning on coming back until I'm ready to go home.

[shokupanda]

im turning to dust as we speak i still need to make 4 more pages of these before tomorrow aughghhh graphic design is my prisonnnnnnnn

[toasteaa]

Okay I'm awake and normal again; no more thoughts of Neuvillette injured and unconscious. Only thoughts of him post recovery railing Eclair five way to next Sunday 😌

[serenabenson]

laying in bed in this canvas tent looking out at more stars than i’ve ever seen in my life, listening to the low rumbling calls of the lions hunting in the mara below

[oscarpiastriwdc]

[patheticpat]

FINALLY AFTER SO MUCH FUCKING STRUGGLE, I HAVE GOTTEN THESE FUCKING ACHIEVEMENTS. NOW ITS SMOOTH SAILING TOMORROW TO 100% COMPLETION BABY LETS FUCKING GOOO

[redrosydiaz]

FUCK APPLE TV LIVES DO NOT GET APPLE TV ITS BULLSHIT

[semiotomatics]

idk if it was the pain from my concert on saturday or the muscle relaxants i took afterwards for said pain or just the overall exertion of the day but i straight up slept thru yesterday. like, fell asleep about midnight, was awake from 1-5pm-ish, then slept till. well. now. and im still tired -_-

[lesbiansanemi]

Love being around my family and getting called a “stupid liberal” for saying the extremely controversial remark *checks notes* uhhh… “Elon musk is dumb” how is that even a political statement