#600 notes wtf?

[digitalcarcrash]

hey dont cry. leigh whannell and cary elwes

[vypridae]

i got like 200x more popular as soon as i posted all of my silly hazbin art hello??

[malcolmreeds]

you guys uh ..... really liked these bats huh ......

owo whats this? 👀

(pride update is coming to my shop tomorrow 1st june!)

[charmingchapters917]

ok i’m doing a note game because if i can’t motivate myself to do these things maybe strangers on tumblr can

edit: holy shit wtf i’m not sure how this reached so many notes but thanks to everyone 🫶 i might add more stuff once i start getting going on these 😭

50 notes: i’ll start reading regularly again

100 notes: i’ll start working out again cause it makes me feel good

150 notes: i’ll make an effort to keep my room clean so my parents stop yelling at me for my depression room

200 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for 2 months

300 notes: i’ll talk to my therapist about my sh habits

400 notes: i’ll try to eat more regularly and try to stop binging/restricting

500 notes: i’ll come out to my parents as genderfluid (i kinda just subtly mentioned it still haven’t told them everything about it)

600 notes: i’ll try and talk to my therapist about my eating habits/binging

700 notes: i’ll try to keep my toxic friends out of my life and start valuing myself in my own friendships

800 notes: i’ll try to stay clean for summer

900 notes: i’ll tell my crush i like them/start making a move

1000 notes: i’ll open up to my parents about my sh

this is unrealistic on purpose cause i don’t wanna do much of this

pink: has been reached

orange: i completed it

[unripe-lemon]

Since i know no one will see this:

1 note and i will email my therapist

ok so for this one,, like since then i have emailed my therapist?? that counts right????? tbh i dont even know what to talk abt anymore, but i do have a session with her so dw

2 notes and ill put my laundry away

ugh….. stupid. internet.. making me do things that will make my life easier…. gugh yeah i put my laundry away!!!!! everyone clap now

5 notes and ill try to brush my teeth more often

ok so like for this one i found this video https://youtu.be/pvutTiPY7q8?si=PASnBmUXZ0xiHzWM imma sing this song to myself every tike i dont feel like brushing my teeth

6 notes and ill try to put on cream for my dermatitis (anxiety hives!!! yayyy!!!!) more often

just did it hehe :) tho it is getting a little worse and my kitten scratched me on top of it 😭

10 notes and ill attempt to learn my timestables

11 notes and ill study for my exams

my exams are over!!!! so idk what to do for this one? maybe ill go do my homework instead

20 notes and ill try to go one day without using my pc/phone

30 notes and ill vaccum (more bc we just adopted kittens) my room entirely

40 notes and ill try to explain my depression to my mom again

50 notes and ill clean my locker out at school

imma do this tmr!!!

i forgot 😭 someone remind me

80 notes and ill fix the posters that are falling off of my wall and are probably going to rip soon

doing this rn! taking dinner break

100 notes and ill REALLY unpack everything with my therapist

maybe tmr?

we talked about medication and kittens, also exams so like success??

200 notes and ill ask my mom if we can go to my go and get! me! medicated!

ill discuss w therapist tmr

discussed with therapist, we are now getting the conversation started with my mom and are going to see what my gp says after that!! :) ty to everyone in the notes rooting for meds

300 notes and ill re organise my bookshelf

400 notes and ill clean all of the mold off of my wall

damn 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ion wannaaaaaaaa

this is a weekend activity tbh, and idk if its even going to BE this weekend :P

500 notes and ill clean the mold off of my roof

600 notes and ill try sewing some new clothes

i crocheted a scarf!!! does that count?

700 notes and ill buy some new shoes

800 notes and ill check out dnd club at school (im scared)

900 notes and ill come up with more goals

edit: bro……. 😭

so im gonna take my time w these bc there is a lot to go thru!! i will try my best to remember to update!!! ty for notes :)

- random internet stranger

edit 2: WTF 1000 NOTES GUYS CHILL

ok so like i have to come up with more goals now???

1500 and ill start taking study notes with a study method (rb with study method that is your fav eg cornell method)

1700 and ill attempt to hype myself up enough to eat at school (long story, germs)

2000 notes and ill start whatever book wins this poll:

[grasslandgirl]

truly nuts that the tag responses from tlt fans to this synopsis are 50/50 “haha yes this so true !!” vs “boooo I read a different book 👎 STOP memeing my blorbos”

so funny to me personally. as I have zero stock in this fight at all 🫶🏻

[image ID: a photo of a bookshelf. a white piece of paper with black text hangs off of the shelf, below a copy of Gideon the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir. the text reads: Gideon the Ninth is what happens when the “chronically online” generation grows up and starts publishing books, and I, for one, welcome our new insect memelords. Gideon “TFWN(ecromancer)GF” Nav and Harrowhark “oww oof my bones” Nonagesimus are the awful sapphic leading ladies we deserve after doing our time in the trenches of the internet.

- Allie *STAFF PICK* /end ID]

which one of y'all did this

[sstarsalignn]

I have a request. if you’re taking it.

You know the body suits that have the little snap contract like a baby onesie?

I can’t stop thinking about either rafe or drew or both if you could write. if not then just pick which one you’d write. getting all hot and steamy with him and when it gets to him ripping your shirt off he can’t and it frustrates him and he tries to work the little buttons off but it’s confusing and he’s just like wtf is this and it’s cute how he’s trying to work your shirt off. I feel like rafe would rip it off and say he’d find you a knew one but Drew would try to be careful and not ruin your shirt.

Thank you!!! I love your writing and I know you have so many projects already so if you can’t write this it’s okay. Love you ✨

Patience

Note ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪

Just a little short one based on the ask above to keep you guys spurred on till part six of forbidden ! (It’s coming I promise) love ya xx

Warnings ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪

Slight smut, Rafe getting angry, flustered Rafe, little bit of a breeding kink if you squint, minimal proofreading

Word count ˖ ᡣ𐭩 ⊹ ࣪

600

“Cm’ere, been waiting to get my hands on you all night,” rafe groans into your ear, hands gripping your waist as he kicks your bedroom door shut behind him. You’re not sure why, the house is completely empty at the moment.

You giggle, hands reaching up behind you to slide up his chin, pulling away to walk to the bed. You craw ontop of the sheets, making sure to give him a little wiggle of your ass before turning around and relaxing into the pillows.

“Come and get me then, baby,” rafe grins, tongue poking the inside of his mouth as his eyes dart up and down your body. He moves himself over to the bed, hands wrapping around your ankles, dragging you to the edge of the bed.

You squeal as he’s straight on his knees at the end of the bed, hands pulling at the button on your jeans and practically ragging them down your legs. “Can’t wait to cum in this pussy,” he murmurs.

Your jeans are thrown somewhere in the room very quickly and you watch him raise an eyebrow at your body suit. His eyes find your own, halting his hands.

“You need some help, handsome?” You know his pride won’t let him admit he doesn’t know what he’s looking at and he shakes his head, observing the tight material keeping you from him. His fingers face up to the straps on your shoulders and you tut, stopping him.

His eyebrow raises and his hands slip back down, grazing your nipples through the fabric purposely. It’s cute, watching him struggle to figure out how to get it off you. You’ve worn this one before, and taken it off in front of him, but it’s obvious he’s never truly paid attention.

He grunts, fingers pulling the material around your pussy, almost eye level with it as he tries to find access to you. When his fingers dip into your folds behind the material, you hiss, leaning back on your elbows.

This was killing you both. You can see Rafe getting angrier by the minute, not being able to have you the way he wants you, hands toying with the body suit in any way possible. You bring your bottom line between your teeth, giggling as he finally finds the snap buttons that open and close the entire suit.

Still, he can’t figure it out. “Fuck me, is this a chastity belt?” He grips the material between both hands and pulls. The buttons pop, and you hear some of them clatter to the floor. He’s pushing the excess material up your stomach, grinning as you glare down at him.

“I’ll buy you a new one,” he waves you off, happy again as his mouth attaches straight to what he wants the most.

[cosmicdream222]

Manifesting money out of thin air ✨

My bestie and I have been persisting in the affs “I get paid to exist” and “I am spoiled & treated like a queen” because we don’t wanna work for shit anymore 😭 Yesterday she told me she was hanging out at the local bar and a random guy gave her money to play a gambling game (it’s legal where she is) and said he would split any winnings with her. She ended up winning over $600 so after splitting with him, went home with $300 cash. I was like “damn!!! I want someone to randomly give me cash too!!”

Anyway last night around 11:11, I was getting ready for bed, listening to some subs and texting my bestie when I got a new email with the subject “[generic man’s name] sent you $100 for dinner”. I was like wtf is this some scam email? It was from Cash App, but I usually get text notifications from them.

I looked at the email info and it was sent to my old social media name - when I was going through my influencer era 2021-2022, I had an army of simps who wanted to send me tips & gifts when I was livestreaming on TikTok, so I made a separate account so my real name wouldn’t be disclosed. All the attention got too much back then and I ended up abandoning all my old social media accounts over a year ago, and I’ve ignored it all since (I don’t even have TT or IG apps on my phone anymore)

I logged in to my old Cash account and sure enough, $100 bucks from a complete stranger. I marked it with a heart, and a few minutes later received another $50 with a note to check one of my old accounts on Reddit.

So yeah, he DMed saying had found my old accounts and just decided that I deserved to be spoiled & treated like a queen. Not him repeating my affs 😭 Yes I have pretty privilege lol but it was a completely unexpected surprise - I haven’t received any payments on that Cash account since December 2022, and even when I was active I never received so much at once, for absolutely no reason!

[our-ftm-experience]

omg three milestones in one day???? wtf

Happy 600 followers, our first 10k notes post, and also comet's bday (mine is tomorrorow also)!!

You guys are the best, we love you!

[tsukisangel]

almost 600 notes on one of my recents post is genuinely insane to me 😭😭😭 tysm like i cant even believe that

im in shock fr wtf 😭

[icecrean12]

So im taking notes from bfdia until bfb. Bc i originally wanted to make a fanific. (Im not so sure of that anymore but i still like my notes) so i want to post my notes a place, so that if my phone dies i can still find them. This also means after each episode of bfdia and everything after until bfb im gonna make notes pretty close to the release of the episode so just a warning for that!

(the notes are centered around yoyleland and leafy since those were the main thing my fanfic was gonna be about, but theres also just small thing like if i like how something looks, or me being surprised by a thing, and of course a few pictures)

Ep1

leafy is faster than (tennis ball/ golf ball/ blocky/ coiny/ pin/ pen/ pencil/ teardrop/ Ice Cube)

they have a leafy detector they can turn on that wil leave leafy immobil well on it seames to have stopped working

leafy can teleport trough maps (blue skidoo, we can to!) leaving behind the map

leafy has a working radio

Ep2

Neddle galtin puffbal went to yoyle city

Yoyle land has no beaches it just starts and then there is yoyleberry bushes

Leafy is metal

Leafy has alot of knives seemingly out of no where (she pulls them from behind her back)

Metal leafy is weak towards acid spit balls (she wil disintegrat into ash)

Ep3

Nothing

Ep4

Nothing

Ep5

A:

Pin and bubble hates leafy

Leafy walked 2736 miles back to the battle ground

From the battle grounds and to yoyle land there is 2736 miles

Metal leafy (metal) can't be frezzed

Leafy got tired of eating yoyleberrys (thats why she walked back)

She dosen't know what she wants/she wants something embarrassing, so leafy asks for a onion (bubbles gives it to her)

Pin TRIES to kill leafy, leafy jumps so pin misses (hits puffbal announce)

Firey acts as if he can't remember leafy when she goes to talk to him (he might actually not remember her in metal form)

Gelatin killes metal leafy with a hammer

B:

(its a game so there might be something)

C:

Nothing

D:

nothing

E:

Yoyle city is massive, Has alot of buildings for different things, has a big white tower with a ring kind of thing, has a stadium, a big river dividing it with bridges going over that river, seams to be abandoned

Metal can frezze its yoyle metal that can't

The roads in Yoyle city are square with a few houses in the square

Yoyle city is abandoned

There is a big mountain behind yoyle city

The yoyle mountains has a big/long thing on it that is its summit (it looks like a Roblox tycoon thing)

Ep6

Everyone says they are going to stay in yoyle land/ yoyle city (the go back in bfb)

Yellow tomatoes remove the metal effect of yoyleberrys (leafy might not know this)

There is a store for EVERYTHING in yoyleland

The bridges are old kinda overgrown and are filled with craks and cob webs so the houses must be the same

The houses are the same

also the cob webs must mean spiders

Ep7

Nothing new

Ep8

Nothing new (they went back to the original battle grounds)

Ep9

Nothing new

Ep10

There is a highway that leads from goiky almost straight to yoyleland (it's wired)

Ep 11

Nothing new

Ep 12

Nothing new

Ep 13

the hand powerd recovery center is in yoyleland

the eliminated contestens are in yoyleland (called the WTF)

the eliminated contestens could just have walked out but didn't until now it

there is gardens with yoyle bushes

there is a yoyle fountain with running oil NOT WATER

a french bakery in yoyle city

the bakery haden't been in operation since 1338

(and since yoyle city is abandoned this must be the time the city were left)

the bakery is 600 years old (so yoyle city has been abandoned for 600 years)

we can see the stadium better

yoyle balls (American football) are purple and spiky

theres a yoyle train station its 2,763 Milles away from the science museum

the train needs collagen to move

theres a lazer that upgrades things in the science museum

the lazer was destroyed by acid made from rocky after being hit by it

by the laser there is a good view of the city not as good as the white big building

TLC/LOL is/was flying to yoyleland

LEAFY IS ALIVE AGAIN, firey revived her but all she saw was a glow so she and everyone else dosen't know it yet

leafy saying who when revived, freed evil leafy from being stuck on a wall in duck tape (she could not teleport out of the duck tape)

Ep 14

evil leafy dosen't like trespasers

Ep 15

theres a colosseum replica that has wines on it, and a tree with a price tag that says 2 days old on it, theres a bird house in the middle of it, it's not on yoyle soil.

its the Birdhouse of Greater Goiky, its the epitome of interior design

golfball is 1,000,000,000 BC old, (the museum was up by that time, or at least when she was young, so yoyle land is very old and in very good shape)

theres 2 shrinkrays

theres vents in the "colosseum" down to golfballs factory

the house looks better on the outside

Ep 16

tennisball won a obelisk, its not on yoyleand soil (must be pretty close to the colosseum replica)

they are pretty far away now but you can still see the yoylenad mountain

the obelisk is now there

the obelisk is covered in dirt

fries is digging a hole close to the dirt coverd obelisk

(fries hole) digging strait down looks like this:

the hole leads down to this:

eating the blue stuff down there makes you blue

evil Leafy was down there

from where they started, there is a forest, a corn field with a road to two places, forest of cutlery (dosen't look good) and pleasant peachy Paradise (looks good)

they made a new road in the middel that leads to a working, mabey abandoned gas station

they went through the corn again to the desert to a oasis

down in the water in the oasis leads to a cave of some soard with diamonds and crystals (also leads to where fries is)

the obelisk fell down and there is dirt everywhere

DO NOT EAT THE BAD MUSHROOMS (theres also normal mushrooms)

evil leafy can possess people

the obelisk was not the tower of dirt

the obelisk is behind a singelar tree

theres a bunch of missing patches of grass bc of lightning strikes that are'nt happening anymore (il probably grow back)

the obelisk is destroyed not gone completely, its just ruble on the ground

the mushroom that made fries blue made him unable to die whill glowing blue

Ep 17

the Highway to goiky is destroyed (built in 2014 and founded by lewsi)

the Recovery center is quite far from the city (so is goiky peak)

every eliminated caracter is the host

i would not get close to the WTF (eliminated caracter place) bc of extreme use of pesticide

theres a big square block of something heavy by the recovery center, its just grey

WERE THE F**K DID THIS SHOP COME FROM

theres actually working living people in this store what the f**k also the floors are

buisnes is booming HOW YOYLEAND IS ABANDONED ISEN'T IT!?

yoylite is the most fascinating and powerful mineral there is (a single unnecessary movement could be catastrophic) (it was most definitely catastrophic in tpot tho)

evil leafy has a phone (did fries just try and rizz leafy up???)

theres a very steep clif were the recovery center is (mabey thats why theres such a good view)

the grass is dead the bushes are sriveld up and there is only dandelion there

theres yoylite mines (seams dangerous)

they went to the damn future for a few minutes

leafys hidding in the city

Ep 18

fries opened a shop with random stuff right by the other bigger shop, he called his shop (FRIESMART) its all overpriced, says so on a tag im his shop

the shop is closing down (not fries), it got wreaked by a wreaking ball (so it wasen't booming as much as they were saying)

leafy is metal and seemingly angry

They made a deep hole by the hand powerd recovery center using fries shop

it leads to this place:

yoyle land is not to far away, but not to close either (its so damn beautiful, and close to the ocean)

leafy is angry but also kind of sad (we can see that after the credits)

Ep 19

the Recovery center is getting moved away from yoyleland

Its at that wired place with the tower and lights (the cake at stake thing is also there now)

yay new cake at stake intro

Pin likes paprika

the light tower exploded beacuse of a paprika cloud (used as pepper spray by pencil on pin)

i thought we were scared of the big fish, pin you are not acting like yourself

its actually quite nice but now we have a talking fish

looks like a long swim away (for out contestants) is a very beautiful place, very pastel colord

the behives are purple. Theres a water fall and a mountain/hill

LEAFY MY SHAYLA HELLO. also what are you doing here and how the f**k did you get there.

theres randomly placed traps placed around this new wired place (they are quite obvious but thats from our perspective)

Leafy is murderes and manipulating, get it girl. (Still trying to be seen as nice... Denial has set in)

tennis ball is a need and also awesome "13:10-13:13"

Leafy why did you just kidnap book, also she's either scared of leafy or dosen't wanna be around her

Leafy can actually make what looks to be pretty delicious ice cream

why is there a "super awsome totally legit big and fully stocked super mall out there"!? Its looks fake

its not

guess i now know where everyone who was living in yoyland moved to (the mall is full of random people)

Leafy fixed her map, my girly is in so much denial it hurts (guess bfb ep 15-16 was her sadness and acceptance)

leafy pls i need you to get over the stages of grief and get better ok, now stop being mean.

neddle why are those good memories?

spaceship. looks like it crashed there, (might not work but it looks like it's in good condition) leafy found it first

a murder spree is aparantly not that bad when tennis ball does it (does it count for the others as well, death isen't really that scary when you can get revived)

The Recovery center is now in that wiredly beautiful place

Ep 20

Leafy leave ice cube alone. pls get your caracter development without icy ok

Damn leafy looks so small compared to ic (malnorisment)

That was harsh but she really needed it tho, also did icy just dis herself

My favorite caracter is selfish and i still like her. im in too deep.

I like the fish (i wil call them fishy from now on)

How the f**k did everyone just disappear i got so many questions

Pin marking her territory like a wolf was not on my list

Leafy you gotta stop just appearing like that

Needle and fishy talking in the baground, needle has a fish friend

Leafy is getting snarky. For some reason she really wanna cause a rift between coiny and pin

Leafy is making coiny a menace

Pin is strong

Evil leafy just posseses a bunch of people (Rocky, nickel, yellowface, golfball, bomby)

Bfdia tornado season (that field of corn is probably not looking good)

They just erased the biggest stars in their sky/ their entire solarsystem

Everyone can "blue skado we can too" apparently

A planet full of wired flower/triangle life forms

Tennis balls finds pin disgusting

Update on pins paprika obsession, its now a spice obsession

The new life forms either like coiny or don't like the idea of murder

The new life is going to the earth

The new life forms just like coiny they dont have a problem with murder

Coiny and pin have entered bfb firey and leafy level

Also the new life is on earth and just ran off

Ep 21

Not here yet

Ep 22

Not here yet (probably the last ep of bfdia)

Idfb (ep 1, there is only one ep and no specific time on when this is)

Fries has a garden

firey revived leafy at some point (bfdia ep 13) so he was put in a cage

There is a museum

Leafy is alive and angry, she tried to kill either fries or coiny (coiny was wired so she went away)

[sunsh1n3s]

using this platform as an excuse to talk about books — so here’s what i read 2023 and what i recommend:

[ the storyteller: tales of life and music - dave grohl ] i am a huge foo fighters fan and grew up with my mom loving dave grohl, the stories he tells in this book are not chronological; but they are beautiful. it makes me admire this man more than i did, he’s truly inspiring. 4.5/5 stars, -0.5 because i could not retain as well when it would jump from year to year.

[ suicide notes - michael thomas ford ] i did not enjoy this book for as much as it was overhyped. i understood the plot, i understood the story, it was gripping but not generally moving. a common coming-of-age young romance with mental illness; not bad yet not the best. 2/5 stars, -3 because i did not like how slow and basic the storyline was, though i liked few of the characters

[ daisy jones & the six - taylor jenkins reid ] OH IM A TAYLOR JENKINS REID GIRLIE NOW. i had previously heard of evelyn hugo but at the time djats series had just came out, and i was curious to read the book. i watched the pilot and was sold, you’d think a hippie gal who loves rock bands would pass this up ?? TJR’s book style is so easy for me to get into too, i could NOT put the book down. greta writing and great storyline, forever a camila kinner and truther. -4.5/5 stars, -0.5 bc i HATED billy dunne and book eddie loving.

[ 11/22/63 - stephen king ] i read this for extra credit in my language arts class and when i tell you i’ve been DYING to read this book since i saw my mom read it. my roman empire is the JFK presidency and assassination, and i’ve always enjoyed stephen king… so this was just a chefs kiss. although, mr stephen king holds onto scenes a little too long and it could’ve been a 600 page book, not 800. so sometimes i caught myself snoozing, but i loved the concept loved the book. time traveling + historical + thriller + romance = 4/5 starred book, -1 only because it was longer than it should’ve been

[ water for elephants - sara gruen ] this book is one of those “it gets good at the end” books. i put this book down twice and it took me majority of the year to get into it. i did not enjoy the beginning, but over time and chapters it became better. true story on a circus with what i’m guessing are fictional main characters. either way it was good, good paced, and interesting. definitely makes you look at circuses or any animal show differently. 3/5 stars, -2 just cause the beginning was slow

[ intensity - dean koontz ] …. now wtf. i read this bc my mom recommended it… don’t read it. it’s good it’s crazy it blows your mind, but it is so so fucked up. it’s a murder story and it’s just gross and weird. intensity is the right title, it was very intense. i was holding my breath on so many scenes, yet it was somehow enjoyable just because of how much of a thriller it was. 3/5, -2 only cause i would never read it again, and it was gross.

[ red, white, & royal blue - casey mcquiston ] i noticed this was a movie so i thought why not watch it, i don’t tend to watch stuff before i read it, but i wanted a judgement on this book. i loved the movie just bc it was so cutesy and the characters were so in love. and i got that right in the book. definitely your typical cheesy teenage romance book with light smut, and very gay. so as much as people critique it, i enjoyed it and it was what i needed to read or have in that moment. just a sappy and cutesy love story. 4/5 stars, -1 because i wasn’t left as content as i thought i’d be

[ the seven husbands of evelyn hugo - taylor jenkins reid ] taylor jenkins reid the woman that you are. i understood the hype, i loved the book, it was written so well. there’s twists and just emotion and i loved it. i tabbed the book and everything. i just loved it, it’s truly a gripping and great story. fuck men, except for one he was a sweetheart. plus it’s around marilyn monroe/rita hayworth actress era and i eat that shit up. 5/5 stars, she’s just that girl.

[ the book thief - markus zusak ] :( i love this book but oh is it sad. i reread it for a school unit. liesel meminger you’re a remarkable girl. 4/5 stars, point off bc we had to do assignments on it and i hated one section of the book.

[ the complete persepolis - marjane satrapi ] during the iran revolutions and conflicts with the shah and stuff. it was okay, not my favorite but not bad. also a graphic novel!! autobiography also, pretty neat. 3/5 stars, not my cup of tea and we had to do stupid assignments on them that made us think too hard abt it

[0cta9on]

wtf zuha at +1k notes, thenk yew <3

eunha not even 600 fck my stupid baka life

jk love u guys

Continue?

Length: 2.9k words

Genre: Smut

Le Sserafim Kazuha x Male Reader

(Author's Note: This was supposed to be for a prompt thing hosted by @mintwithchoco two months ago, but, uh.... yeah. Thanks to @gangplanksorenji for reading it over <3 Enjoy :>)

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“GOD! FUCKING! DAMMIT!” Kazuha punctuates each word with a slam of her fist against the claw machine. If the fire in her eyes was real, it would no doubt reduce the entire arcade to smithereens.

“Kazuha, please… We were supposed to close up an hour ago…” you yawn, eyes barely cracked open. All you get in response is a furious glare from your coworker before she shoves another quarter into the machine. If it weren’t for the fact that her anger, for all its fire, only makes her as scary as a grumpy little puppy, you’d be a little more inclined to push her along.

“Shut up! We’re not leaving until I win that teddy bear!”

“But we have the keys, we can just open the—”

“NO!” she screams. “I have to win it! It’s about the principle!”

As if she has any principles. 

You let out a long, tired groan as your body sinks to the black light carpet that lines the floors. Had you been paired with any of your other coworkers, you would’ve been more than comfortable leaving already—in fact, you would’ve already been closed up an hour ago, when you’re supposed to. But, since there is clearly no God up there, you’re stuck with Kazuha, the absolute worst closer in existence. Leaving now would all but guarantee your unemployment.

“Fuck, I was sooooo close that time!” Kazuha drives her fist into the glass panel of the machine, the resulting thud echoing throughout the empty arcade. She stares daggers at the teddy bear she’s dropped a million times at this point, the heat from her breath fogging up the glass. For reasons unbeknownst to you, Kazuha has been obsessed with that specific bear for the past week, with its stupid little overalls and its stupid little farmer’s hat. No matter what line of reasoning you give her—”You are losing money at this point,” “We have an entire box of those bears in the back.”—she’ll just snap at you and go on and on about getting it “the old fashioned way.” 

Before you can even react, she drops to her knees and wiggles her lithe body into the prize chute. Normally, you’d be worried about her potentially damaging store property, but your brain short circuits at the sight of her ass in those tight jeans.

“K-Kazuha!?” you exclaim. “What the hell!?”

“I’m getting that damn bear one way or another!” 

A series of metallic thuds can be heard from inside the machine, her unusual obsession with that damn bear nearly causing the machine to topple over. You can only watch in utter disbelief as her arm peeks through the top of the prize chute, nowhere near the toy she’s been hunting for. If only there was a simpler, less exhausting way for her to get that damn toy…

“I think I can almost— ah… shit…” Despite her voice being muffled by the machine, you can very clearly hear the distinct tone of regret that often follows her random bouts of rage. “Hey bud, uh… can you help me out here?”

You groan, rubbing your eyes. “I already told you, just use the key—” 

“N-no, it’s not that, um… I’m, uh… stuck…”

“...what?”

Kazuha squirms like a fish out of water as she tries to free herself from the prize chute, but with her shoulders stuck squarely against the sides, all of her efforts are for naught. An incredulous chuckle escapes your lips as you watch the ridiculous scene in front of you, a pair of slim legs poking out of the machine illuminated by trashy dim lighting—had you happened upon her like this with no prior knowledge, you’d think it was a set up to a bad porn video.

“So, um, can you help me out here?” she pleads, all the anger drained from her voice. With a sigh, you reluctantly kneel behind her, frustrated but not entirely unhappy about the direction tonight is going—it’s not everyday that you get to freely ogle at her assets like this.

If Kazuha is good for anything, it’s being eye candy. Aside from the middle schoolers keeping this dingy arcade in business, a good handful of your patrons are college boys trying to chat her up and the occasional newly-divorced single father spending “quality time” with his kid. Her temper doesn’t allow any of them to get close without a few scratches, but it seems some of these weirdos like a challenge, always coming back week after week under the guise of breaking their DDR high score or some other lame excuse.

You firmly grip Kazuha’s waist, silently thanking the inventor of skinny jeans, and pull on her with all the strength you can muster. Despite all her squirming and the honest effort you put in, her body shows no signs of budging. You could laugh if this wasn’t cutting into your valuable sleep time.

“Dammit. Hold on, Kazuha, maybe if I try—” As Kazuha continues to try and shimmy her way out, you notice a small pink remote slip from her pocket. It’s a simple remote, only having a couple buttons on it, but all of the text is in Japanese, making it impossible for you to know what its use is. “Uh, what is this remote for?”

“What remote?” 

“This pink one that fell out of your pocket.”

“WHAT!?” Panic seeps through her voice as she desperately thrashes her legs around, kicking your hand and sending the remote careening into the air. “W-whatever you do, don’t push the—MMPH!”

It’s almost comical just how quickly Hell breaks loose in the blink of an eye—as soon as the remote hits the wall, Kazuha’s slender legs start to writhe erratically, her movements less like she’s trying to get out and more like she’s being electrocuted by Zeus himself. A flurry of slurred expletives and harsh grunts can be heard, barely contained within the metal walls of the machine. At first glance, you’d think she’d be in pain or experiencing some kind of claustrophobia-induced panic attack, but as you pick on the unmistakable sound of buzzing coming from in between her legs, it all starts to paint a rather filthy picture.

“Turn it—fuck!—Turn it off already!” she commands, barely keeping it together. You shake your head out of your daze and reach for the pink remote, pressing another button at random—although, with how great that went last time, perhaps you should’ve taken a second to think this through.

“W-wrong button, y-you—augh!—dickhead!” The buzzing in between her legs grows louder and her movements more frantic, more erotic even. She squeezes her legs together in some last ditch effort to mitigate the damage, but the growing wet spot on the front of her jeans tells you all you need to know about how she’s truly feeling.

“Oops. Did I mention that I can’t read Japanese?” you chuckle in amusement as you watch the pure insanity unfold in front of you.

“Top right! B-button on the fucking top right!”

As much as you would love to keep her like this all night as payback for making you stare at work for this late, you decide to show some mercy, her body going limp as soon as you hit the off button. You lean back against the wall and let out a long sigh, the absurdity of the night not lost on you. Time seems to slow down for a while, the distant beeping of the arcade machines and Kazuha’s occasional shaky breath keeping you company as you try to gather your thoughts. After all that, there’s no way in hell the two of you can just go back to being regular ol’ coworkers.

“...What the hell, man?” you mutter after a long silence.

“I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT!” she barks, somehow still having energy left in the tank to berate you. “I work five days a week dealing with sticky-fingered little shits and perverted old men for minimum fucking wage! God forbid I try to make it a little more fucking bearable!”

You let out a soft chuckle at her expense. “Y’know, most people just go to work high instead of doing all… that.”

“Eat a dick,” she fires back, rising back up on her shaky knees. Her tone is sharp, but there’s less bite to it now; you swear you can even hear a hint of playfulness in it. Enjoyment. There’s a brief silence. Not wholly uncomfortable, but just enough to make your skin crawl. Like the calm before the storm.

Then, muffled yet crystal clear:

“So, are you gonna do me or what?”

You didn’t think tonight could get any weirder, but boy, you were wrong by a long shot. “...what?”

“Hey, don’t pretend you don’t stare at my ass every time we work together. You probably jerked off to this exact scenario last night, you perv.”

You scoff at her. “I-I’m not a perv—Whatever, fuck this, I’m going home.”

“Hold on, you’re seriously gonna pass on an opportunity to fuck me?!” she asks, seemingly offended that someone would decline her so easily.

You barely take two steps towards the door before stopping and seriously thinking about her proposition—you could either go home and salvage as much sleep as you can, or you can bang your hot, albeit ill-tempered, coworker in this position you’ve only seen in dirty videos… seemingly for free? No repercussions whatsoever? 

“Why me anyways?” you ask, your gaze shooting back and forth between the door and Kazuha’s tight ass.

“The only other people we work with are two girls and the walking bag of loose skin that owns the place,” she explains. “Unless those girls have a strap, you're the only one with decent dick around here.”

You sigh, shamefully sinking to your knees behind her. “I don’t even have a condom,” you say as if you’re not one zipper pull away from satiating your filthiest desires.

“I’m on the pill, you pussy.”

“How do I know you’re not lying?”

“You really think I would risk birthing one of those little demons?” she argues.

By all means, this is a terrible idea. Kazuha is simply bad decisions personified, fucking her would certainly lead to more shit you’ll have to deal with down the line. But then again… the damage is already done, isn’t it?

With all caution thrown out the window, you undo her jeans and peel them off of her, revealing the toned, creamy flesh of her ass hiding underneath and a pair of pink panties drenched in her arousal. “Jesus Christ…” you mutter in awe (Although, if He were real, he’d probably be very disappointed in the decisions you’re about to make).

 Kazuha wiggles her hips at you, almost like she knows how much you’re gawking at her. “How’s the real thing compare to your fantasies?” she teases you.

You caress your hands up her supple thighs, the gentle pressure of your fingers creating perfectly round dimples in her skin. Her ass, free from the confines of her jeans, sinks into your touch, soft yet firm at the same time. “Much better. Sooooooo much better,” you say as you massage Kazuha in your hands.

“Quit messing around and fuck me already, we don’t have all night,” she complains.

“Didn’t take you for the needy type,” you chuckle, pulling at the waistband of her panties.

She scoffs. “As if. You should be the one thanking me for giving you this opportunity.”

A pink vibrator is tucked snugly in her pussy, sticky with her juices. You tug on it slightly, causing Kazuha’s body to shiver with pleasure. “Yeah, sure, thanks, whatever.” Without warning, you yank the vibrator out of her, causing a yelp to echo around the claw machine.

“Y-you fucker,” she breathes shakily. With a quick unzip, you’re already poking your length against her entrance, teasing her quivering cunt with your tip.

There’s a moment where you pause to survey the scene in front of you, dick in hand, Kazuha’s naked lower half just waiting for you to enter her. Like gazing over the edge of a cliff, you wonder if this is the right decision or just plain reckless, your mind teetering over the edge of right and wro—Ah, who cares, pussy is pussy.

You plunge into her honey pot, the sensation of her tightness unlike anything you’ve experienced before. Kazuha pushes her hips into you as much as she can, begging you to go deeper, harder, rougher. Muffled grunts of pleasure rattle the claw machine around, if you weren’t so drunk on lust, you’d worry that the machine might topple onto you with how wild you’re going.

“Oh god, you’re so big!” she huffs, words you’ve only ever heard in your dreams.

“Yeah?” You grow bolder, giving her ass a firm slap that makes her squeal. “You like my big cock?”

“Don’t push it.”

You scoff. Even as she’s getting railed from behind, Kazuha is still Kazuha. 

Your fingers sink into that dainty, slutty waist, pulling her into you with each lust-fueled thrust, her ass jiggling beautifully as it meets your waist. With half her body inside the machine, you can only imagine what she looks like as she takes you from behind, eyes rolled back into her head, sweat dripping down her chin, those plump fuckable lips fixated into a permanent “O”. However, even through the mess of moans and cursing, Kazuha still manages to have something to say.”

“Is this seriously the best you can do?” she hisses at you between breaths. “All that size, and for what?”

“Ugh, do you ever shut up?” you groan, slapping her ass hard enough to leave a mark.

“Maybe if you give something worth shutting up for,” she snaps, purposefully tightening around your length. You slow down your thrusts, not wanting to finish too quickly—as annoying as she is, she’s also the only good fuck you’ve had in a while. You wanna savor it.

Noticing this, she pounces at the opportunity to mock you. “Aww, you ran out of steam already? You need a water break, bitch boy?”

That fucking does it. Your gaze shoots to the side, spotting the discarded pink vibrator, still glistening with Kazuha’s juices. You fiddle with the remote, putting it at its highest setting, and pressing the vibrator against her clit without warning.

Kazuha jerks around like she’s been electrocuted. “Fuuuuuuck!” she screams, her voice reaching octaves only dogs can hear.

“Oh, I’m sorry,” you say with a smirk, picking up the pace and ramming your cock into harder, deeper. “Is this too much for you? Do you need a water break?”

The vibrator buzzes mercilessly against her clit, your thrusts growing rougher, almost angrier as you let out all your frustrations on her dripping cunt. The mechanical groan of the claw machine as it shakes from Kazuha’s movements combines with the lewd slapping of skin-on-skin to paint a rather obscene picture of questionable decisions.

“Where’d all that fire go, huh?” you huff, pushing the vibrator even deeper against her clit. All she can respond with is an aggressive punch to the wall of the machine and a gasp that sounds vaguely like a fuck you, but it’s hard to tell with all the incoherent babbling coming from her lips.

“I’m sorry, what was that?” you taunt her, hips on fire from ramming into her.

“F-f-fuck… y-you—AGH!” Her body tenses, her back arches, and she lets out a strangled cry that the claw machine fails to muffle—Hell, you wouldn’t be surprised if the neighborhood down the block heard her orgasm. Even as her legs give out, you continue to hold her up, still thrusting, still pushing the vibrator against her overstimulated clit, and still enjoying this walking volcano being reduced to a puddle of desperate whimpers.

“P-please… stop…” she manages to croak out.

Finally, you show her some mercy, tossing the vibrator aside and adjusting your pace to slow yet deep thrusts. She trembles underneath you, too wrecked, too overwhelmed to produce much more than a faint coo. “Aw, look at you. It’s kinda cute seeing you like this,” you tease. 

Even as you slow down, she still pulses around your length, and fuck, even with most of her fire quelled, it’s like her body is built to constantly crave pleasure. You grip her hips, knuckles glowing white, and bury yourself deep into her dripping, fucked-out core, shooting everything you have as your own high reaches you. As the last drop of your seed leaks from your tip, you collapse backwards, the weight of an entire shift and an intense impromptu fuck session pushing you deep into the black light carpet. The only sound left is the hum of the arcade machines and tangled puffs of heavy breathing.

While you’re left on the ground, exhausted yet satisfied, Kazuha manages to easily slip out of the prize chute and stumble to her feet, much to your surprise. “W-what the fuck… How… When—”

“After you shut off the vibrator, I figured I could angle my shoulders to the side and get out pretty easily,” she utters like it's no big deal.

You stare at her in a daze. “Then why the hell didn’t you—”

“This was fun. Let’s do this again,” she interrupts without so much as a glance in your direction. And then, as if nothing happened, she readjusts her jeans, grabs the maintenance keys from the prize counter, and unlocks the claw machine, nabbing the teddy bear that she’s been obsessed with for the past week. All that time, money, and effort, completely thrown out the window in the blink of an eye.

A bubbling feeling of rage builds in your chest, but even if you had the energy to let it out, Kazuha is already walking towards the exit, tossing the keys squarely onto your chest.

“Close up for me, will ya?” she asks, giving you a wink before skipping out of the double doors, leaving you in a sweaty, sore, confused mess on the floor. 

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[doctorstrangereview]

0017: Strange Tales #125

Cover Date: October 1964 On-Sale Date: July 9, 1964

Doc's cover presence has shrunk to a circle with a portrait and no actual story references. Ah, well. To make up for it we get an awesome splash page and the page count has grown again to 10-pages per story. We're gonna need it. This story is a blast! I think Ditko had a great time illustrating this one.

We waste no time getting into the thick of things. Doc is studying the spells of Osthur in his study (perhaps a study as this is a big house with lots of rooms and he probably more than one) when some creepy dudes are ready to jump him. All this in the first panel! This is our introduction to Mordo's minions. They look like mummies wearing baggy, one-piece track suits. They're colored green in this story, but are left while like ghosts in future appearances. I don't think we ever get an explanation of what these dudes are. Are they actual followers of Mordo? Are they supernatural conjurations? They seem pretty disposable so I hope the latter is the more likely answer. Their appearances are mostly confined to this original run of Strange Tales. Doc fights back and banishes (destroys/kills?) them and runs to his yet-to-be-named Orb of Agamotto to research this further.

The Orb shows the evil is at The Ancient One's pad! "Uh oh! I better check in on the old dude! Rats! No answer!" The Orb is still a globe at this point in Strange history, not yet a big crystal ball and we see something not done since. Doc uses the eye in his All-Purpose Amulet to probe the area in question. Right now the Orb is definitely not sentient so no questions of consent. Doc creates an adorable miniature of The Ancient One's pad! He then looks inside and we get this super creepy, yet cool image of a giant eye embedded in a wall!

What were you smoking on that day, Ditko? Was it in that eccentric brazier? He pokes around some more and finds a little dollhouse looking version of The Ancient One's throne and it's empty!

Man, the current writers and artists need to bring this back. It's just so adorable! The eye pops back into the amulet while Doc contemplates the ramifications. "He never leaves that chamber!!"

Mordo shows his face, just walking into the Sanctum Sanctorum. Doc really needs that mystic ADT system. While explaining that he's captured The Ancient One, Doc is highly distracted by whatever is wrong with Mordo's hair! Seriously, the top of his head looks like it's got some kind of weird skullcap that happens to be the same color as Mordo's hair. It's a serious WTF was Ditko thinking moment.

Side note: These are the days before Febreze so after 600 years of sitting in the same chair, that cushion really needed some airing out. Mordo may have done The Ancient One a big favor.

Mordo presses his attack, and Doc just looks so good in the fight! His cloak's collar is at it's peak, above his head!

The battle rages on and it looks spectacular! They continue the fight as giant ectoplasmic ghosts above the city!

Doc keeps running away while fending off Mordo's attacks. In the last few stories Ditko has been skimping on backgrounds, going for a lot of negative space. He more than makes up for it here. The battle rages across the world and we get some great images.

Finally, while passing over the Himalayas, Doc's amulet starts to glow. He hasn't been running away, he's been searching! Doc finds his mentor trapped in the Crimson Circle of Cyttorak. I failed to mention it earlier, but The Ancient One is once again clothed in purple finery. It's one of the rare occasions where the restorers chose a better color for the Masterworks reprints. It's a sort of raspberry in the original. Today's crown has really neat horns on it. Not quite Loki horns, but they are very fetching. Mordo is hot on Doc's heels and shows up moments later. Can you guess what happens next? Yup, more battle!

Mordo presses his attack and appears to have the upper hand. Doc remains cool and collected. While Mordo's bolts, that resemble bullets with long black tails start to crack Doc's shields, Doc reminds Mordo that he called on Hoggoth for his attack. We finally get some confirmation that at least some cosmic entities are at least somewhat discerning at who they throw their power at. Mordo's bolts disappear and Doc's shield mends itself as Doc helpfully narrates in the interest of exposition. Mordo makes one more attempt and wraps a cocoon of black smoke around Doc who promptly shrugs it off. Mordo attempts to hide in yet more black smoke, but now Doc is going all out. He pummels the heck out of Mordo and frees The Ancient One. Ditko even shows the broken Circle of Cyttorak. It's a nice touch.

And finally, we close on a mini-Mordo. It's great! And I made a boo-boo earlier. Doc's appearance in Journey Into Mystery #108 was advertised, but they called it Thor even though they hadn't renamed the book yet.

Whew! That was a great ride! I had forgotten how much I enjoyed this. It's a great story without any real glaring plot-holes or continuity problems. Doc is confident and not really a jerk. Mordo is a formidable foe who is a believable threat to Doc. This is also something of an end of an era. The next story is a two-parter (Doc's first) that introduces a truly iconic character who will regularly trouble our sorcerer. From here on in, the threats get greater and villains more and more powerful. Hop on!

[chrisstvrns]

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warnings: head under the desk, head while live streaming, swallowing cum, hair grabbing and light tugging, no use of y/n, not proofread, lmk if i forgot anything!! 

word count: 811 

based off of this request!

it had been nearly 3 hours since matt and chris started streaming. you had been napping for most of the stream, and you woke up an hour ago. and you woke up about 45 minutes ago. you were startled awake by matt screaming at chris for something, presumably something on the game they were playing, chained together. 

“okay, matt, im sick of this! can we play something else?” chris shouts, annoyed

“like what?” matt asks, groaning

“whats that game we used to play with justin? the escape room?” chris rambles, continuing on about how hes gonna text their older brother 

“okay, you get it set up, im getting water.” with that, matt turns his camera and microphone off, turning to you

you look at him with tired, sympathetic puppy eyes 

“you woke me up” you grumble, rubbing your eyes 

“im sorry baby” he whispers, walking over to the bed, wrapping you in a tight hug

“can i sit with you?” you murmur, clinging to your boyfriend 

“im playing the game, pretty. wanna sit near me?” 

thats when a smile crept up on your face, pulling away from the hug

“can i sit under the desk? its cozy down there, and im cold. the heaters right under your desk, matty.” 

“under the desk?” he questions, smiling “okay, sure. you can sit under the desk” 

you pull away from the hug, taking your blanket with you, crawling to sit under the desk. within a few minutes, matt comes back with 2 bottles of water, one for him and one for you. he turns the mic and camera back on, eventually joining the game with chris, going back to streaming and playing the online escape room. 

you rested your head on his thigh, your fingers gently toying with the strings of his sweatpants, periodically brushing your fingertips over where his dick would be. a few minutes later, you noticed a tent in his pants growing, and you smirked. 

you lift your head, repositioning your body on your knees, between his thighs. you stare up at him, smiling as you gently start undoing the strings of his sweatpants. 

as if on queue, he slams down on his keyboard, chris shouting

“matt! whered you go, what happened to your camera?” 

“uh, i dunno. must be something with your computer? i can still see me” he lies, looking down at you between his legs “can chat see me?” 

and immediately, chat floods with the answer: no. 

he smirks, his microphone still on as he gently lifts his hips, allowing you to pull down his sweatpants and boxers, his dick springing free and hitting your stomach. 

you smile, looking up at him as he continues to play the game. you take ahold of his cock, gently stroking him up and down, your eyes locked on his face as he clenches his jaw, still playing the game. 

you continue gently stroking him, periodically kitten licking his tip. each time, he slightly hisses, playing it off as doing something wrong in the game whenever chris asked. 

you stroke him a bit faster, his breathing getting more heavy and rapid, ending up in him shouting something out. 

“give me- give me head!” he shouts, his hand immediately flying to his mouth, eyes widening when he realizes he has the perfect opportunity to play it off. 

“chris, give me the statue head!” he states, looking down at you as you slowly wrap your lips around his tip, throwing his head back 

you begin to bob your head up and down, swirling your tongue around his swollen tip. 

he continues playing his game, one of his hands finding its way to your head, gathering your hair and clutching it, tightening his grip as you continue to bob your head, bringing him closer to his release. 

after some more bobs and gags, he nearly rips out your hair as he slams the microphone off, throwing his head back. 

“fuck, baby, m’so close. keep goin’.. yeahhh, just like that” he rambles, his eyes slammed shut 

“im cummin’, baby, fuck im cummin’” he mutters, his jaw slack as he shoots his warm release down your throat, bringing you to stop your movements. 

you smile, pulling off of him and swallow, wiping your bottom lip and staring at him. he reaches down, brushing his thumb over your cheek and gently pulling you up 

“youre fuckin’ gorgeous, baby. mine. my pretty girl.” he mutters, gently pecking your lips and pulling you onto his lap. 

you curl up into him, resting your head on his chest as he turns his microphone and camera back on 

“matt! there you are! whered you go?” chris shouts once his brother returns 

“sorry, man, something was happening with my system. technology shit, y’know?” he smiles, rubbing small circles into your thigh with his thumb as he holds the controller in the other hand.

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