#AND I CANT TYPE FOR SHIT
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When I post my raw progress tumblr decides to tank me but when other do it just slightly aesthetic it cause reaction?
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Aura.

#cant even see his face but i know hes slaying#this picture is amazing holy shit#i can write a whole story abt this pic so serious.#like. this is what movie star type shit.#when the up and coming star breaks the headlines and the next morning the reporters are just crowded around the hotel to get the scoop#or when the prince announces his marriage (to lando ofc) and all the news outlets crowd around the castle in order to get info#ohh or when the notorious mob boss gets released from prison and everyone is at the prison trying to see what he has planned#oscar piastri#f1#mclaren#favs#ficspo#lorenzo bandini trophy
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they should make good use of the lore-accurate top hat: like this
#this was supposed to be an ambiance type caitvi kiss at sunset but then i remembered i cant render for shit#so THERE another sketch for ya#piltover's finest#caitvi#arcane#my art#fanart
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ex military ghost seeing gym rat soap flex in the gym mirrors and being concerned by how visually dehydrated and unhealthily cut he is
(cw disordered working out and implied unspecified ed)
ghost whose body is soft with fat, covering a soldier's build; he's stronger than every man in this gym and none of them would know. the culture’s shifted away from working muscle and strength, from health, and he’s known that for a while. but something about this one, the almost desperation he sweats with as he crosses pb after pb, holds his attention
he changes his workout hours to line up with his, changes his circuits until they’re on the same row of machines and uses the shared interest in weight training to introduce himself. he almost cringes as he does it but soap doesn’t hit him with the typical bro energy he’s gotten used to in gyms; he meets him with a smile, doesn’t try to crush his hand as he shakes it, even offers a spare hand towel to wipe himself off with
he’s nice, truly and genuinely nice and ghost hates that he’s gotten caught up in the swell of toxic self-hatred sweeping through his generation
he offers to be soap's spotter, getting him settled under the bar and though he gives him an odd look for it, follows his nudges to get his shoulders in a better position. he does the same to his wrists and elbows - it’s like he was never taught how to lift, just watched similarly untrained men and tried to emulate their movements - and sees how much he's lifting as he stands ready to catch the bar
all he can think of is how much more he could be doing if he just took care of his body instead of starving it
his body’s screaming for it; for fats and full sugars and salts and carbs, no matter how many supplement drinks he slings back throughout his set, and when he invites him out later, his near-empty plate stands out starkly next to ghost’s full one
as they get closer, he sees the "trainers" soap idolises; the sets it’s clear they don’t follow and the regimes based on nothing at best and damaging pseudoscience at worst. he sees the starved bodies and the borderline dangerous ways they lift and move because they never bothered to learn how; they just wanted the results
at any cost
every single one of them promoting unhealthy behaviour and so obviously taking steroids besides, no matter how much they deny it. but no matter how much ghost tries to point it out, tries to clear the wool from his eyes, soap just doesn't believe him
(can’t believe him. he can’t believe that he can't achieve it, that he can't just do more, be better; it has to be his fault he doesn't look like them no matter how hard he tries)
just ghost trying to lead soap back to a healthy mindset when it comes to body image and working out and getting him to realise he’s unthinkingly using it as a way to hurt himself instead of feeling good in himself the way he used to
#i may have posted this before i cant remember and i also cant find it so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#its almost entirely rewritten anyway#soap would be the type to get caught up in all the gym bro shit bc of how desperately he wants to improve himself#if he never got the confidence and assurance of the military that his body is both capable and at its peak?#i can see him getting dragged down this road#is this a bit of a self directed kick up the ass? maybe so#if i cant eat for me maybe i can for ghost#dont give in to the disordered thoughts lads#coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt#we’re a team. ghost team#ghoap#soapghost#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#ghost cod#john soap mactavish#soap cod#cod mw2#cod mwii
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maybe i dont have the 'growth mindset' necessary to work in the industry but my first thought upon reading this was "kill yourself"
#okay i admit i dont really know how theyre incorporating “AI�� into the workflow but as of now i cant imagine its better than automating#like yeah you just automate your workflow. everyone does it. why “AI”.#its just extremely annoying to see even high level educational institutions just throw this shit in. bro its been out for like 3-4 years...#everything looks like a nail type shit
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my prophet and me
#i cant help it i need to draw my favs w sun and moon imagery#colors were a challenge :') always and forever trying to break my habit of relying on funky layer types to make shit look good#the silt verses#tsv#tsv fanart#ranefall#sibling rane#brother faulkner#art
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The beginnings of Thundercracker learning Skyfires schematics because he’s a magnet for trouble
#Thundercracker 🤝 Ratchet#‘oh my god why is everything trying to kill him including himself’#ik this is a thunderfire story but skyfire does have a crush on wheeljack#it dies down later but I think it would be funny#Skyfire seems like the type of guy to not know if he has a crush on all of his friends and so he just ignores it#transformers#transformers fanart#transformers g1#maccadams#maccadam#Thundercracker#jetfire#ratchet#tf ratchet#skyfire#thunderfire#tf firecracker#tf AU#oh shit there’s other people in the tag now I gotta come up with an AU name#I was playing around with names but I gotta be fr now#thunderfire 4 decades AU#idk when this takes place#this was drafted up a while ago#i took a couple of days off from drawing and now i gotta recalibrate damn I cant draw consistently#ok woke back up this takes place a bit earlier#so long enough to where thundercracker caught feelings but skyfire is like damn he dont want me thats ok
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aw seriously
#Im trying to think of a witty caption but i cant sorry lmao#i was gonna say some corny shit like 'whats worse than alien invasion? An algebraic alien invasion' like tf is that naw#anyways ermm im aware rhis is like idk my 3rd slash 4th time in a row drawing earth n luna i cant help it theyre just so silly#this is random but i think there should be more solarballs n object shows crossovers like. show type (? wise#theyre literally cousins if not siblings yk (sentient talking objects with limbs - sentient talking planets)#ok anyway tag time#solarballs#solarballs earth#solarballs luna#bfb#bfb four#bfb x#battle for bfdi#battle for bfb#battle for dream island#kokotehart
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NO MORE ASSOCIATING THINGS WITH FEMMES ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE PINK!HYPERFEM FEMMES ARE GREAT AND I LOVE YOU CAMPY FEMMES WHO EMBODY PINK BUT ALSO JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU GUYS NOT GO MORE THAN ONE DAY W/O TRYING TO SHOEHORN FEMMES INTO BEING ONLY PINK UWU BABIES. I AM FEMME AS IN GRASS AS IN DIRT AS IN TREE BARK AS IN WEEDS SPROUTING THROUGH THE SIDEWALK CEMENT. FEMME AS IN GENDER NONCONFORMITY AS IN FUCK YOU MY FEMININITY IS WHAT *I* SAY IT IS. FEMME AS IN DEPTH AND DARKNESS AND WARMTH AND TERROR. FEMME AS IN CAVES. FEMME AS IN LIGHTNING. FEMME AS IN AN AMALGAMATION OF TRAITS THAT I HAVE DECIDED ARE FEMININE REGARDLESS OF WHAT SOCIETY SAYS. FUCK IS IT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND?!???
#personal#i am emotional yes#over the years ive had this blog I've made a few posts abt being femme#nd whether they're serious or jokey..... inevitably someone in the tags goes “ohhh yeah bc pink”#or in the case of what inspired this post: someone going “what about the pink ones” on my praying mantis post#and im just.#sick of it. im sick of femme being equated to pink and frilly girlie behaviors.#im sick of femme being equated to skirts and heels. to makeup. to skincare. to pristine nails exactly almond shaped.#im sick of ppl acting like All femmes aspire to this shit. im sick of femms being reduced to this shit.#and i love pink! i love pink! my phone theme is quite literally just black and pink all over.#im just. so tired of any expression of Femme identity being shoehorned into being a Specific type of femininity#especially as someone who DOES get dysphoric wearing skirts. wearing dresses. embodying the femme aesthetic yall are so set on making#if u guys wanna rb this i truly dont care#i just needed to scream#and this is one small thing#but the 2nd largest category of anon hate i have gotten since making this blog is str8 up homophobia from other “queer” folks#saying i cant be femme bc of how i present. calling me slurs (and using them as such) bc they cant understand femme as anything but that#my wife and i have our users in our personal discord server set as 2 different things of anon hate ive gotten#i have had OTHER FEMMES tell me i am not femme. femmes who Know im femme who still call me butch. femmes who ive corrected and been blocked#-by bc of it. the number 1 largest demographic of queerfolk who have me blocked rn is TME femmes who embody pink also#and i dont think its a coincidence at all. (and i know this bc i go to try and follow these ppl bc they get rbed on my dash & i cant)#and ik their blogs arent deleted bc some of them don't block my wife (tall. white. butch) and it cant be politics cause her and i rb#a lot of the same political shit (fuck. i think she rbs More than i do even. this is genuinely mainly a nsft blog)#and usually i don't say anything but im having a bad day so i get to be angry about this and if anyone fucking tries me i will block u#idc if we've been mutuals 4ever. im judt so tired of feeling like i am not Enough as a femme bc i dont embody this shit#im sick of this lameass lip service to he/him gnc femmes etc when the thin white 50s housewife femme is still what is preferred and loved#im sick of this lamesss lip service when y'all feel entitled to theorizing on other femmes genders bc u cant conceptualize a femme who does#wanna be hypetfeminine. im sick of it. im sick of it. im sick of it.#celebrity bun
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ZHANMADAO IS THE ONLY SPIRITUAL WEAPON WITHOUT A NAME IN TGCF AND I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY MU QING DECIDED TO KEEP IT LIKE THAT.
Like, the cultivation and training meant a lot to him, he always tried to act properly regardless of his status AND YET HE DIDN'T GIVE HIS SABER A NAME??? naming a weapon is a big thing for a cultivator, the sword have spirits, yet he keeps calling it by its type???
NEED YOUR THOUGHT ON THAT
#i personally think it subtly demonstrates that mu qing felt like an imposter even after all of his great achievements#he got it and was staring at it for hours trying to come up with a suitable name but each and every one felt ridiculous#yeah sure some “ray if justice” in a sweeper's hands#sounds completely legit not stupid at all#eventually he just left it the way it is and grew comfortable with the fact that the name illustrates nothing but the type of the weapon#and that there are thousands of other zhanmadaos around#just like thousands of sweepers#and they all just do their jobs#xie lian learns about it and says that he finds it poetic because the blade gets to be whatever mu qing wants him to be without any label#mu qing#tgcf#tgcf mu qing#'i cant wield a blade of justice or some shit my father was literally beheaded by the crown“#mxtx tgcf#tgcf headcanon
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best friend day but it's my #1 hater
#messyr#posting this for him#he was a big fukin bully back in highschool and i was the only person who he cant get through bc i take no shit n fight back#turns out- he actually has a heart so i helped him out. the rest is history#the type of chaotic duo who bickers and fights but will destroy the world just to save the one another#been there w me for almost 10 years now and honestly- he's like family to me along the other bois (circle of friends) LMAO#this circle is very few and the only friends I have aside classmates in college lol- I'm very much its... leader? mom friend type-a thing A#doodle#artists on tumblr
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when u start talking and everybody who was already talking before stops talking
#random#jiraiblogging#landmineblogging#random shit#landmine jirai#jiraiblr#jirai#jirai kei#jirai meme#jirai girl#jirai lifestyle#landmineblr#landmine type#landmine girl#lifestyle jirai#vent#random vent#personal vent#rant#random rant#ugh im so fucing fed up wioth people i cant
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I told myself I wouldn't but my hand slipped
I was rewatching Steven universe and couldn't help myself aararraar
No full au djjwjd just doodles and ideas djsjjdsj
After leaving home world, they both change their appearance. Idk to what exactly because that last doodle is just casual wear but they definitely have a set outfit they like. Moon's hair changes into a shaggy cut! He likes a more scrappy look. He keeps his hat of course jejsjsj
#i know cats eye is synthetic but i dont care JSJSKDJAJSJ#they both give each other their new names because yeah#YEAH this is a sun x moon i cant help it they WORK#sun x moon#moondrop#security breach moondrop#maudiemoods art tag#fnaf security breach#doodles#sundrop#security breach sundrop#idk what type of weapons or abilities they might have#i would think moon can hover or fly? maybe his ribbons are his thing?? hrhrbrb#moon is suppressing a TON of emotions and personal issues but he hides it really well#he just wanna go ape shit#hes going through burnout basically
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thinkin real hard about Steve n Johnny drag racin tonight. at race end the other drivers pour outta their cars lookin for a fight cause who the FUCK was that out there drivin like THAT. n Johnny gets out like MAN that shit was FUN!! we gotta do that again!! n the other drivers are seriously thinkin about beatin the ever lovin shit outta this new kid cause who the HELL does he think he is. n suddenly out comes Steve n Jesus they know Steve. Steve who's known for holdin his damn own in a fight. so they back off. but the second no one's lookin he's on his knees KISSIN the damn ground. meanwhile Johnny's got enough adrenaline pumpin through him to kill ten men. if they were to pick that fight it would NOT have been Steve they would have needed to worry about.
#johnny adrenaline junky ily#he gets in that car n his eyes dialate like a fuckin cat#which is real funny#cause on the normal road hes a turn the damn music off i cant see the road type of driver#but put him in a drag??#GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!!#hes turnin NOW!!#powerhouse#he comes onto the scene n promptly causes a SCENE#good LORD#one time he took dallas as his shot gun?#never again#dallas almost shit himself#he went into it like johnny cakes??#yeah whatever a lil joy ride sure#he gets outta the car somehow even whiter then he went in#he was GRIPPIN that seat#steve makes fun of him for it n johnnys like this the same man that fell to his knees at the end of last race 🤨🫵#johnny who is a lil shit when he wants to be ilysm#the outsiders#dallas winston#steve randle#johnny cade
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based on my convo with @doomspiral about certain soldier who's obsessed with Prussia.
#i just tweak the text a bit lol but yea#shit post#aph france#aph lithuania#cant u belive this is like the secondn time i draw him lol with the first one is him as a shota bait#FraPru#LietPru#is this even polycule if these two not even actually technically into eachother (?)#long hair and downcast eyes-Gil have a type.#lowkey funny to think these two is like antithesis of eachother#hard worker and the guy who will strike whenever he think shit gone too much#the skittish and nervous one and overconfident bitch#Straight messy hair vs glorious culry locks?
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they are so in love, i say as those two mfs try to kill each other while also almost snarling in each others faces and being mean as fuck
#enemies to lovers#and then suddenly something happens and they need to be allies (SHOCK) and then one of them protects the other (SHOCK AGAIN)#and then they are like I CANNOT LIKE THIS BASTARD (well cant you really?) and then they are like FUCK I LOVE THIS BASTARD and suffer tg ❤️#but then they hit love mode and become unstoppable and make it everyones problem yeahhhh#type of shit im on
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