#APPLE. TATER. APPLE TATER

[oceandiagonale]

APPLE

TATER

[reptileguy-txt]

rip melanie king you would’ve loved watcher entertainment

[xxhypersomnia]

I get to see these two goobers live in 12 days ♥️👻

Just in time for Halloween.

[pinazee]

I thought he said Boo and was like damn, they got ‘em

[raverhm]

a print for the lunchbox… woawie

[so-very-small]

imagine being a borrower in the walls of an abandoned building and a team of ghost hunters come to investigate. imagine how hard you could fuck with them. like how funny would that be

[cat-hesarose]

Folding laundry, came across a neat visual representation of how long I've been following Them

[tinydancerfreelancersblog]

[cloudcountry]

THATS SO HOT IMAGINE USING YOUR CHEMISTRY KNOWLEDGE TO MAKE A SMOKE BOMB SHUT UP

[wheucto]

OBJECTOBER 16 - Photo

list by doodlebeeberry

[celestralferret]

Rest well, lil Tater Tot

[dove-da-birb]

if i am bored. theoretically. am i allowed to ask you questions about your ikevamp ocs.

Yes, but I can't guarantee that you'll like some *cough FREUD cough* answers

SHOOT ME

[keravnos-kori]

happy thanksgiving my fellow americans i hope your bigoted relatives perish in eternal hellfire

[baby-dr1ver]

pairing: dad!lando x mom!reader

warnings: so much fluff, tooth rotting

a/n: hello all! thank you guys for your endless support and request I've been getting! I promise I haven't forgotten your fics, I'm working on them I swear. here's a fic I wrote a couple of weeks ago while you wait! btw this literally happened in a dream of mine so I feel like I just HAD to write it.

It was an early morning in Monaco, the sun had just risen, there were faint snores coming from beside you. You could make one out to be your husband having just got home from a long race weekend, and your little boy, Atticus. When Lando got home from a race weekend, he made it a habit to put him in our bed to sleep.

You watch the identical faces for just a moment more before jumping out the bed. You loved days after a race, everything felt like it was finally in place again. You especially loved the morning after, you and Lando created a routine that started before your little one was born. You’d wake up before him and run to the little breakfast nook at the end of the block to grab his favorite. 

After dressing, brushing your teeth, yada yada, you set off. You had a pep in your step, bouncing a little with each stride, feeling lighter and lighter knowing your other half was waiting for you at home, snuggled up with your little creation. You giggled to yourself, realizing how crazy you must have looked to the people passing by. 

 The bell rang above the door as you eagerly pushed it open. The owner saw you and smiled, knowing exactly what was coming. “The usual I assume?” She asked cheekily. You blushed and nodded, “Can you add some tater tots and an apple juice please? Atticus has been in a phase lately.” The owner simply nodded as you paid as she got to work.

As you sat in a small table in the corner, you could see a small group of girls looking your way, trying ti be subtle on the fact that they recognized you. You smiled and shyly waved causing the girls to walk over slowly. “Hi! Are you Y/N?” One of the girls asked. “I am! How are you guys this morning?” You were happy to make conversation with them, feeling better at the fact most of Lando’s fans didn’t despise you. After a few minutes of talking about the recent race, what they were excited to see, they asked for a photo. You had one of the workers take it before handing you the food. You waved goodbye to the small group of girls, smiling to yourself at the softhearted interaction. 

You couldn’t contain yourself as you worked your way through the door. You sat everything out on the counter and prepared it like it was a five star meal. You set Lando’s burrito out, eggs, bacon, cheese, on a plate. You scooped some tater tots in a bowl and poured the juice in a small sippy cup for the little one. 

Just as you finished, Lando came trudging down the stairs. He was dressed in gray sweats, no shirt and his hair sticking up in different directions with that sleepy look in his eyes. “Hi baby, welcome home.” You quietly whispered. He came around the counter to where you were standing and latched onto you. 

You stood there completely at ease with him in your arms, the feeling of his heartbeat against yours, his warm tan skin, the smell of his cologne-everything about him made your heart sing. He started placing small kisses on your cheek and jaw, no hidden intention behind it, just wanted to feel your skin under his lips. He pulls away with a groan, “I forgot the babe upstairs.” I giggled and pushed up towards the stairs, and watch him lumber up to your room to grab Atticus. 

You tuned back to the food for a moment before setting it on the island so everyone could reach it easily. Lando came down the stairs holding your baby boy, dressed the same, with identical looks of tiredness and you audibly cooed. “Hi my little star,” You grabbed a tot from his bowl, hid it behind your back, and walked closer to softly pinched the babes cheek. “did daddy dress you the same?” Atticus pulled his gummy smile, only a couple of teeth in the front, and rubbed his bright green eyes. Lando placed his hand around your waist to pull you closer to him. “It’s kind of unfair that I carried you for nine months but you’re a carbon copy of your dad.” You ruffled his curly hair. Lan huffed, “Could be worse.” You nodded in agreement and pulled the tot from behind your back and offered it to Atticus. His eyes lit up seeing his favorite food. His chubby fingers reached out and snatched it from your hand and tried to put the whole thing in his mouth. You and Lan laughed before he gently pulled it away. “My little duckling, you can’t just shove it like that, you’ve got to bite.” Lando tried to imitate a bite so Atty could do the same. Instead, he started to laugh and shoved the whole thing in his mouth. 

“Yeah, that’s your son love” Lando looked down at you with a disgruntled look, making you join in on the laughter. You lay your head on his shoulder and like it was a reflex, softly kissed your forehead. Atticus leaned down, sticky hand out to lay on your cheek, and tried to kiss your forehead just like his father did moments before. It ended up leaving a wet mark on your forehead, it’s not like he knew had to give his mom a kiss, he was just trying to copy his dad. 

You heard Lando take a big breath in, and without looking away from Atticus, 

“Let’s have another one.”

“Lando!”

[nightmyst14-blog]

Happy Father's Day!!

Happy Father's day everyone!! Hope everyone has a great day with their dad or father figure in life!!

As usual, I got my dad headcanons!!

Agent Olive (or as I call him Black Olive) is so proud of his little archaeologist, Olive, constantly getting letters and phone calls for her about her studies while he's fighting aliens. He heard she moved to now rebuilt Golden Cheese Kingdom and has plans to one day visit her.

Captain Caviar is an adoptive dad to Street Urchin and Sorbet Shark! He's happy that the littler mer-shark wants to follow in his footsteps, abiet they want to be a pirate. ..But he doesnt mind, they still got some growing up to do! He's proud of Street Urchin growing up into the independent woman she is, but always returns to the Creme Republic to see him!

Potato may not be a dad traditionally, but he deserves the spotlight for raising his 4 younger siblings. Being the oldest brother is a big job, but he works hard to give the best life for the tater tots It makes his heart warm whenever they come home from school holding father's day cards for him.

Choco Bark Cookie (or Bark Choco) has finally returned to the Dark Cacao kingdom, meeting his bio daughter Caramel Arrow and his new son Crunchy Chip. Crunchy has never met him before and is a little nervous, while Caramel is overjoyed to see him again.

Shadow Milk may or may not tell you that he's very fond of his "minions" Black Saphire and Candy Apple. He'll always make sure their outfits and accessories are always ready for a deceitful performance!!

Royalberry and Princess are very close, princess always excitedly telling her father about her adventures. Now that he's finally had one of his own, he's happy to share it with her. Although, he cant get that wild tiger girl out of his mind, she looks so familiar...

[plastic-rainbows]

AgeRe/Agedre Food Ideas!

Main courses:

- Grilled cheese

- Wildberry muffins

- Chicken nuggets

- Toaster waffles

- Macaroni & cheese

- Breaded Tofu

- Flavored oatmeal

- Veggie burger

- Hot dogs

- Microwave pancakes

- Pizza bagels

- Fish sticks

- PB&J sandwich

- Noodle cup

- Mini tacos

Sides, snacks, and sweets:

- Apple slices

- Pretzel twists

- Cheddar crackers

- Yogurt cups

- Carrot sticks

- French fries

- Scrambled eggs

- Dry cereal

- Granola bars

- Baby corn

- Mashed potatoes

- Gummy bears

- Pudding cups

- Tater tots

- String cheese

- Green beans

- Frosted cookies

- Mixed berries

- Graham crackers

- Raw broccoli

- Cheese puffs

- Fruit pouches

Drinks:

- Chocolate milk

- Orange juice

- Flavored water

- Homemade lemonade

- Kool aid

- Veggie smoothie

- Apple juice

- Sports drink

- Fruit punch

- Strawberry milk

- Protein shake

- Grape juice

Feel free to customize anything due to allergies, dietary restrictions, or preference. Bonus points if you cut your food up into cute shapes and use little dish sets for toddlers/kids!