#AS A MAN SHOULD BE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[allpromarlo]

mydei is 6’5, shredded, can cook, is good with kids and loves women. castorice you lucky bastard

[cozmic-ash]

Rook and her man of big feelings, post-Fade

[pirate-hats-are-gay]

Why has no one in Stobotnik nation considered Love, Me Normally by Will Wood :(

[ohitslen]

Millymeryl eheh :)

Just one more.

[mylove-thresher]

haven’t posted drawings in a while (well. A while to me.) so even tho I should probably work on my multiple school projects. I’m. I’m just a girl. ❤️

[yangkitties]

was gonna update BBH today but love on air (by @pshbites) double update distracted me… ITS TOO GOOD 😞☝️

[callisto-cecilia]

I don't even go here but. Sylus repeatedly asking for consent from MC is really hot

[mushroom-winners-proof]

Ok 1 this has been in my mind rent free and is in a side rp of mine now 2 idk I’m being weird by kinda- being the only person that sends asks it seems 3 didn’t know if I should send it to this or your intern Riku blog so here it is and 4 I had to draw it I’m sorry

I present to you…

✨Terra accidentally setting fire to the office✨

Xehanort and Eraqus both aren’t happy but Riku sure is

1.) im glad the goofy tomfoolery of The Office AU can live on in your rps 2.) not weird at all !! hello :]] 3.) this blog's fine 👯‍♀️ 4.) fLVKJVLKAVJALKE

[lelianaslefthand]

i love tagging illario first on posts that include other characters so he can be number one at something

[asmodeusamaryllis]

[thgegooberguy]

*Sipping comically large cup of coffee with ‘joe’ written on it* Workin’s hard or hardly workin’ that’s what I always say, and there’s nothing like a hot cup of denj to start your morning off right *winks at camera* hashtag ad

[jvnipsr]

a reader who is a normal worker drone but sometimes they would drop something so wild and foul people be gasping or cackling their asses off (gn! reader x murder drones)

« WDYM BY TGAT. »

[luyo-mi]

Different strokes for different folks!

See, you’re already into Azul’s story, while I started OCDing my way through leveling up and guest room improving and exams and spell levels collecting cards and vignettes and things.

Now I haven’t even started Azul’s story yet but I’m level 42 (!!!) and I have 7 SSR cards, 33 SR cards, all the R cards, and multiple cards of mine are completely uncapped. 😅

And yet, while I started the game before you, you have progressed in the story further than me! 😂

Either way, as long as you’re having fun, who cares how you’re playing the game? We’re both playing Twisted Wonderland and we both love the Savanaclaw dorm characters 🦁🐕🐺(pretend the doggo is a hyena they don’t have an emoji for Ruggie 😭) so we’re obviously dorm buddies! 😁

AWGH WE’RE DORM BUDDIES YEEE😭❤️

But ye I’ve been thinking about doing it that way but I also have a fear of being spoiled when it comes to story related stuff so I gotta get through all the chapters eeeee

But the suffering as I lose every battle is gut wrenching ahh I’m probs not gonna continue the story till I’m rank 30 and with more leveled up cards 💪💪

Ur so right we gotta play the way we wanna play💪🤜

[gio-cosmo]

I JUST ORDERED NAMGYU AND THANOS PHONE CHARMS … i can’t wait for them to accompany me everywhere this is so wonderful life is so whimsical and joyful

[kaijugolisopod]

“men can’t get pregnant!!!” actually through the power of true yaoi love all things are possible

[caotictimmy]

🍏- ANON? MAYBE??? it's so late for me but reading your nsfw on Daisuke...UAAAGHHH SAAGHHH 🗣️ he's such a vocal man and the whole morning sex thing where he can't get into you quick enough .helpop helppp meeeee helpppp

(maybe this is a request? Maybe I'm just yapping lowkey??? But if you want to write on this, by all means go for it LMAO)

Giggling over Swansea being mortified while walking in on reader x daisuke getting it on, I imagine they don't notice him and Daisuke is getting all needy trying to keep his pace 🤞 That boy has never felt the touch of person romantically so I could onllllyyyy assume that he'd been sensitive his first time. Or like. Every time with reader- especially if they're still on the ship. He's trying to not make too much noise as everyone is asleep ☹️ his whiney ass is NOT making it through that night. Bonus if reader is nonchalant about it the next day at lunch. They're talking with someone about their poor love lives (finding people to stay with how long their jobs shipments are)- reader dropping shit like 'aw man yeah. if only there was someone to really understand me, y'know?'. As if Daisuke wasn't memorizing their insides and how they physically react to him with his body just last night 😭

HELP 🍏 ANON THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I ALMOST FELL OFF MY BED. But this is Acually so smart. I always believe Daisuke gets lost in the sauce when you guys have sex. For the headcanon I was thinking they were known dating. But for this let’s pretend the crew doesn’t know Daisuke and reader are dating. The first kind middle part will be NSFW. But the rest should be NSFW. This will be done as a one shot. (I’ll also include your little bonus! Plus a little more:3)

What was that god damn noise..? Swansea thought. Irradiated as he heard a squeaking sound, an indescribable muffled sound coming along with it. For fucks sake he just wanted to get some rest! But those loud noises would not let the poor man drift to sleep. He was gonna put a stop to that noise. Once and for all.

Swansea swings his legs over the side of his bed, sitting up. Stretching his arms as he gets ready to investigate what the noise is, and where it’s coming from. He stands up, his back making a loud crack.( I love old man Swansea). He slips his slippers on. Grabbing and putting on his robe by the door. Slowly pushing the door open. Before silently shutting the door. The noise got louder. Even though the walls were paper thin. It still muffled some of the noise.

He tread carefully through the halls. Getting closer to the noise. Swansea could hear talking maybe? The squeaking of something getting louder the more he approaches. Wait. He’s getting closer to Daisuke’s room..? What the hell was that kid doing. He could hear a faint panting? He started walking a bit faster.

Daisuke’s door was cracked open. God was the kid hurt-. Oh… Oh dear god.. For the love of pony express why did he have to be the one to catch this scene. He could now clearly see what was happening now. God why him..? (Warning for what’s ahead will be NSFW)

“Nyyhhh… F-fuck you feel so good. G-god so good. Am I doing good? Mhm!.. a-am I doing good for you. Wanna make sure your feeling as ..ahh ~… as good as I am.” Daisuke whimpered out. His arms wrapped around your waist as he continues going his rough pace.

“Yes! O-oh fuck hah… doing so good for me!”, Your voice muffled as you were face first in your pillow. Daisuke’s body pressing against your back. Like he was trying to mold his body with you. A loud ‘plap’ sound being able to be heard.

Swansea felt his face contort in horror. He could feel his stomach twist in disgust. He definitely walked in on something he definitely shouldn’t have. So what did he do. He went back to his room. Staring at the ceiling with that petrified face still stuck on his face. To say he wasn’t able to sleep that night would be an understatement

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“I feel like it’s impossible to date anyone with this crappy job.” Anya huffed in a frustrated tone. “I second to that.”, Curly sighed as he ate his crappy lunch.” Our shipments at a Minimum are 5 months! And it’s like we get a month or two back on earth, before they send us back to ship something!” Anya finished. The annoyed look on her face quite prominent.

“I get you Anya. I want to Acually spend time with someone and let them get to know me. But you can’t really do that on this floating rock.”, You said nonchalantly. You sure were letting Daisuke get to know you. All of you… Swansea thought. Trying not to gag at the imagie of what he witnessed last night.

You could feel Daisuke’s eyes turn to you. Lingering a bit longer than ‘just friends’. “Yeah man, it’s such a bummer!” Daisuke said. A light blush spread across his face as he said it. No one else except Swansea noticed.

“Say uh..” Anya started, looking up at you. “I saw you walking in here with a limp, you good?” She asked,her voice laced with concern. God why did you have to ask that Anya! Swansea cringed at her question. “Oh yea no I’m good! Just hit my leg on the wall while sleeping y’know.” You said. Hmh.. I’m sure you were doing some sort of sleeping. Swansea hurrying to finish his food. Quickly getting up to put his plate in the sink and immediately start work. He really just wants to take his mind off this..

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“Swan-sea!” Daisuke said, dragging the two parts of Swansea’s name out. Swansea ignored Daisuke, continuing to work on the broken vent. “Dude did I do something wrong?” Swansea sighed. Since Daisuke wanted the truth he’ll get it.”For fucks sake Daisuke! Can you have them stop fucking like rabbits! I know you young people have your urges, but this has been going on for the past week. And it’s Saturday for crying out loud!” Swansea yelled.

“AND IF YOU FREAKS ARE GONNA KEEP GOING AT IT. AT LEAST KEEP THE DOOR SHUT AND BE QUIET. SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP.” Swansea finished, catching his breath. Daisuke just stood there stunned.

“You.. you heard us..?” Daisuke asked, his mouth agape and his eyes shot wide. “I didn’t just hear you guys. Saw it to! Close the damn door next time!” Swansea said irritated. Daisuke continued to stand there embarrassed. “Swansea uh.. I-I’m so sorry I didn’t realize.” Daisuke stuttered out. Still shocked about the revelation.

“Yeah you better be fucking sorry” Swansea muttered. Turning around before pausing. Sighing a bit. “At lest your getting some action in this hell hole. Reminds me of me and my wife.” He said. Before holding his fist out. “I’m only gonna do this once Daisuke.” Swansea said. Daisuke happily returned the fist bump.

“Now get the hell out of my sight for the rest of the day!” Swansea yelled. “Alright swan-sea!” Daisuke said, doing the same long period name thing. Swansea let out an annoyed sigh. At least the kid was happy…