#ASDKFHA

[gluttonygirls]

doughyduo

its the fact that she's gay not the fact that her instincts are telling her to devour them

Nope, she's just offering them to take them to any buffet on the ship, personally paying for it out of a general's salary, and all the while licking her lips, because she just finds them hot-

[naiirx]

@minnjve ,  @hanroux , @lr-jiwon , @kiroux  

[gardenerian]

Ian's thinking of covering his Monica tattoo. What does Mickey think?

oh god. i have such mixed emotions about that tattoo, i'm not gonna lie. like the series of blunders that resulted in that tattoo is astounding to me. but i can't bring myself to totally hate it.

and i'm sure mickey has some feelings about staring at a giant set of tits every time ian takes his shirt off. but he's probably used to it by now, maybe he even thinks it's kinda funny. and i know monica would have found it funny. i think maybe that endears it to ian a little. what a fucking mess, what a tribute.

so if he wants to cover it... i think mickey would want to be sure that ian's in the right headspace to do so. it couldn't be done in an upswing or in a moment of grief. he'd want ian to take his time, he'd want to be sure that his options are clear and that the design is something ian would be really happy with. and i think it would still have to honor monica. i don't know if ian would want to cover it - but if he does, that doesn't mean he wants to cover her. so i just think mickey would want to support him through it.

also shout out to @y0itsbri's fic about covering the titty tat

[naiirx]

“ más te vale que lo tengas que decir sea interesante, estoy sacrificando horas de sueño por ti ” sentencia al momento que se lanza sobre uno de los sofás, mirada clavada en su amigo. todavía llevaba puesto el uniforme del hotel, su turno habiendo terminado hacia menos de una hora. “ ah, y también espero que me des de comer, estoy muriendo de hambre ” agrega, aunque curiosidad de llamada era mayor al vacío en su estómago.  /  @vesperht​ 

[welcome-to-green-hills]

The rocks weren’t taking your brother’s talk. What’s the weather like where you moved?

Asdkfha! Agreed❤️✨😎

The rocks were not in my brother’s favor. As for the weather, there is a HUGE difference in weather. Summer weather in Florida is usually 40°C (104°F) on a good day. Here it’s about 35°C (85°F) with a cool breeze! It feels SO nice!

[airship-full-of-dragons]

*bonks my birthday gene projects with dom discount scrolls*

and I’m pixel dragon money poor again

Gale still needs his trail+ghost and Coda her sihouette scroll, stitched and stained so I still got lot of fun cut out for me project-wise asdkfha...

[windamp]

this chapter really feels like the calm before the storm :(

a little scared that somethings going to happen if the band does play. but maybe it wont asdkfhas hopefully!!!!!!

[witcher-and-his-bard-archive]

I know it’s old, but the bakery is one of my very favorite fics ever. I’m a sucker for both food and enemies to lovers, so it’s pretty much my perfect fic

ASDKFHA thank you!! I have kind of drifted from my older fics, but that one is still one of my favourite ones too, so I’m glad to hear it <3

[gluttonygirls]

Krab out here posting selfies

Listen I wish, I meant that more as a goth patchouli look asdkfhas;dlkf

[queen-haiz]

Not to be gay but you're cute

that’s gay

[gardenerian]

Ugh. How's Debbie doing? She definitely didn't go with Hiedi, but it's been several months now. Is she doing ok? Has she got herself on steadier feet? Franny's birthday is coming up, isn't it? Does she have a better plan than princess party?

gah, i hope she's okay. i hope she turns to her family and focuses her attention on franny. if i have my way - yes, she's doing better. working on establishing some stability, a routine. maybe ian helps her with that 🥺 and i hope she sticks close to lip as she figures out what's next. happy almost birthday to franny! six years old! i hope she learned from last time 😭 maybe she lets franny decide on the theme and it's something incredibly random like popsicles asdkfhas and the whole family goes all out to make it happen.

[harryfeatgaga]

PAIGE, you need to hold a bitch :( did you see that harry wanted to give sofia a pair of drumsticks and a towel and he was looking for her and HE WAS UPSET HE COULDN'T FIND HER AND HE WAS SO CONFUSED. HE REALLY WANTED TO GIVE IT FAJSDLFK JADFKJDFKAJS DKJF ADFKJ DFAKDJF ADFKJA DFJASDIFH SDKFJ LKJ I WANNA DIE ALSDFJ OIDF LJNDSFL ADIFH SLKDF ASLDKFH ASDKFHA FPIWEH ADHF LKSJDFKJSKDFJ KSJFKS JF SSJF PLEASEADSKJF LAKDSFJ LADJF OAIEJ ADLFK JADOIFH ASLDKFJ SDF MY HEARTLAKSJDF LKAJDF LAKDJF DFJ AKDJF LAK

OH MY GOD PLEASEEEEEEEEEE MY BABYYYYY :(((((((((((( 

[thenighttrain]

it’s 5am here and i can’t fall asleep and i saw ur anon randomly say mood and it was TH funniest thing to me and you responding with idk what it’s referring to im having a laughing fit to myself in the dark all alone here 😭😂😭😭😭😂😭😂😂

AHAHAH ASDKFHAS i know what it’s like when it’s the middle of the night and you find random things funny lol, i hope you get some sleep soon though! glad that anon made you laugh! 

[zakunni]

♡ If you don't mind!!

mmmMMmm okokokok uuuh lemme see

Snail's House - ラ・ム・ネ (ra-mu-ne) pink vibes bc of course 

OST 1 - 04 Message 

idk where this last one is from but i feel like it fits pretty well?? asdkfha Soft and nice :>

[zigsexual]

i can't believe you're the queen of writing AND comedy! my blog is shook!! maxwell is aroused !!

asdkfha;sdkjgha WHAT this made my whole day omg thank u sweet anon!!! i am just so exCITE about this dumbass royal romance book i cannot hold it in. also wait but really ily thanks for this message!!

(he better be aroused b/c next week my MC gonna fuck him in his room)

[little-ladynightshade]

asdkfhas;djf dskl h

A Catastrophe

(Alternate title- Purr-plexed. Alternate title 2- Meow What? Alternate title 3- Pawzzling. Alter-someone stop me)

Summary: Fluffy (literally) Sanders Sides fic where the Sides suddenly have a kitten and nothing makes sense anymore. but who cares, have you seen that kitten? cute. so so cute.

At this point, they’d all heard Patten scream enough that they didn’t tend to hustle to his side anymore. Spiders, hot coffee spill, jelly staining his polo, existential crisis, someone using foul language, an especially cute birb video- they just didn’t drop what they were doing and show up.

So when Logan heard Patten shriek, he finished his chapter, placed his bookmark, set the book down, and then made his way to the mind palace commons. He gathered a roll of paper towels on the way- useful for both killing spiders and mopping up stains.

When he arrived, he stopped dead.

Oh.

He opened his mouth. Then he closed it. Then he opened it again, and paused.

He… he was at a loss. Well. That was new. He’d never experienced this severity of perplexity before. The situation wasn’t merely improbable, it was impossible. He would’ve briefly wondered if he was dreaming- but he didn’t really do that, Roma was the dreamer. But then how…?

“That is sooooooo cute!!! What’s their name?” Patten was cooing, crouched over where Virgil and the…. other thing… was.

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