#And there we go

[smoosie]

The 'We need to talk' scene

but I've made it into a wet cat short comic

(and it only gets worse for him...)

Bonus secret 5th panel :

(intrusive thoughts so strong they make his brain crash)

[emositecc]

Oh.

[whos-hotter-jjba]

JoJo Showdown - Final Round

[gavtwt2027]

klaviergavinofficial

If I could do it all again, I would not. Sheiße you people are insane!!

POSTED ON: 31st December 2027

[koto-mun]

1000 likes!

[dieclownschaft]

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annihilate ter stegen

make football illegal

[ofcelestialstories]

@icarianed || Finrod & Halbrand

.｡.:*☆ This was all so… strange. It had been taking a while for Finrod to regain his memories - and even now he could not tell for sure if he did really remember everything. And, there did not seem to be anyone to ask. Like his sister…. his beloved Galadriel. No matter how painful his death had been for him, Finrod was certain that her pain had to be even worse.

There was not a single day when he would not think about it. Like some silent punishment. Even when there was not really anything Finrod should punish himself for…. right?

So lost in his thoughts, he first did not even notice the man. Not to mention, that he would be here, of all the people Finrod wished to be around… another form of punishment, most likely. The usually calm elf clenched his fist as memories and agony swept over him like a wave. There was hot, boiling anger inside of him, like a tornado, his other hand twitching, eager to hold a sword…

“Sauron!” He shouted, never able to forget the face of the man who had tortured him. “I do think you and I, we still have some unfinished business to talk about.” it for sure would have been wise to not seek open confrontation like this. It was not Finrod’s nature. However, the agony coming with his memories had blinded the elf for thinking rationally like this before springing into action….

[dearweirdme]

https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1697287857893945670?t=uR_iDpZVTO1ebiyAbvLOxQ&s=19

Why are all the locals in the replies asking if they're a couple ????

Hi anon!

Oh I don’t know… could it be all the Jkkrs in the comments being unsubtle maybe 🙄?

[fatestouch]

"All I'm saying is that you and Rome didn't have to stick around. It's not like I can't handle things on my own."

"And you're saying you'd also get up at a decent hour on your own, too? Sure, go on and pick another lie."

And Cecil was about to retort--because rude--but he paused when he heard a voice resounding in his head.

Father...?

And Cecil was immediately on edge. Because that was Cari, and he'd never heard his oldest son sound so... small. Even when Cari was physically smaller. Something was wrong.

Cari? What's going on?

I'm sorry... I messed up. I was stupid, really stupid, and--

Cari, stop. Take a breath, and calm down. You're not stupid. You could never be. But I need you to tell me what's wrong.

And so, sounding so shaky and scared, Cari did. And by the end, Cecil's hands were shaking from how tightly he gripped them. Closing his eyes, he took several moments to breathe and calm down.

...You did the right thing, Cari. And I'm proud of you for the quick thinking. For right now, stay in the tower with Aquila and Altair. I'll call your Father, and we'll figure out what to do, okay? You're going to be okay.

...Okay.

"...Vice." He turned to the panther shifter, who'd been watching with concern while he was listening to Cari. "I need you to call my husband, and our children. Robin, too. Cari... was Corrupted. And he passed it to his soulmates. I... I need to contact Order."

"What? But, how--"

"That wasn't an invitation for questions, that was an order. Go, Vice."

"A-ah... as, as you wish."

And when Vice was gone, Cecil sat, alone in his throne room, his face in his hands. It was all he could do to keep from falling apart.

His little starlight needed him to keep it together.

[oneoldsock]

Don't even need good grades.

If your quiet and polite enough, same

[stealingpotatoes]

making bucky a politician is one of the most insane choices the MCU has ever made but you know what. sure. i'm here for it

(commission info // tip jar!)

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[oldtvandcomics]

The last days of the petition against conversion therapy are FASCINATING to watch. I have been following it pretty closely for almost a year now, and the progress was, above all, steady. There was this jump when some algorithm in Finland picked it up, but even that was local.

And now, everyone is panicking.

Which really shows.

These past three or four days, multiple countries have reached the threshold. Even more notably, the number of signatures in total, the ones that we need to get one million of, are growing rapidly. There are only 400'000 signatures missing. Two days ago, it was closer to 600'000.

You can see the progress here:

Consider joining the fun by making everyone around you sign it!

[varpusvaras]

I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.