#Angels of Anaheim

[majorleagueupdates]

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to arrange a political marriage between one of their middle infielders and a right-handed reliever from the San Diego Padres in order to unite the kingdoms and challenge the more powerful Los Angeles Dodgers on a field of war.

[st5rcrest]

Again & Again The Bird and the Bee

[korshrimpski]

atlantic version | sorry for the oilers one i simply do not perceive them | i also apologise for the seattle one i do still perceive them as fish | la kings is family PROOF | ducks reference | #firegregcronin

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hey. hey wait a minute

CALIFORNIA SWEEP

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Dodgers @ Angels 2024/09/04

Blue + Red 🫶

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Trump Propose no tax for those who earn less than 150,000 a year

[bigforeheadbaddie]

Fuck you, I’m a girl!

Just A Girl - No Doubt / Live in Holland circa 1997

[majorleagueupdates]

BREAKING: after the failure of the San Diego Padres political marriage gambit, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim have annexed Kern County on horseback and established a cannon-equipped fortified base in the outlet malls north of the Grapevine.

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Longest tenured NHL player by team: 2024-25

Boston: Brad Marchand (2009-10) Buffalo: Rasmus Dahlin & Tage Thompson (2018-19) Detroit: Dylan Larkin (2015-16) Florida: Aleksandr Barkov (2013-14) Montreal: Brendan Gallagher (2012-13) Ottawa: Thomas Chabot (2016-17) Tampa Bay: Victor Hedman (2009-10) Toronto: Morgan Reilly (2013-14) Carolina: Jordan Staal (2012-13) Columbus: Boone Jenner (2013-14) New Jersey: Jesper Bratt & Nico Hischier (2017-18) New York Islanders: Casey Cizikas (2011-12) New York Rangers: Chris Kreider (2012-13) Philadelphia: Sean Couturier (2011-12) Pittsburgh: Sidney Crosby (2005-06) Washington: Alex Ovechkin (2005-06) Chicago: Connor Murphy (2017-18) Colorado: Gabriel Landeskog (2011-12) Dallas: Jamie Benn (2009-10) Minnesota: Jared Spurgeon (2010-11) Nashville: Roman Josi (2011-12) St. Louis: Jordan Binnington & Colton Parayko (2015-16) Utah Hockey Club: Lawson Crouse & Clayton Keller (2016-17) Winnipeg: Mark Scheifele (2012-13) Anaheim: Cam Fowler (2010-11) Calgary: Mikael Backlund (2008-09) Edmonton: Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (2011-12) Los Angeles: Anže Kopitar (2006-07) San José: Marc-Édouard Vlasic (2006-07) Seattle: Matty Beniers, Will Borgen, Joel Daccord, Vince Dunn, Jordan Eberle, Yanni Gourde, Philipp Grubauer, Nils Larsson, Jared McCann, Jamie Oleksiak, Jaden Schwartz & Brandon Tanev (2021-22) Vancouver: Brock Boeser (2016-17) Vegas: Lars Karlsson, Brayden McNabb & Shea Theodore (2017-18)

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Eurovision songs as NHL teams

as you may or may not know, i love eurovision and it's basically my whole personality in spring haha that's why i wanted to do a little thread with this year' songs and which nhl team they're giving me vibe it's my opinion - it's all for fun, please don't feel offended‼️ special dedication to @hockeyboistrash!!!!!

ATLANTIC

Boston Bruins as Voyage (🇨🇭)

Voyage means a long trip and I feel like the last deadline when half of the Bruins left it’s gonna be a long trip for fans

Buffalo Sabres as How Much Time Do We Have Left (🇸🇮)

The title speaks for itself. The sentence is related to Buffalo and their long awaited playoff spot

Detroit Red Wings as Bird of Pray (🇺🇦)

Wings, bird - related words. Fans also pray for Detroit to make the playoffs

Florida Panthers as Gaja (🇵🇱)

Gaja in Greek mythology is a mother earth and it’s a powerful song. Perfect summary of Florida especially since they’re champions now

Montreal Canadiens as Milkshake Man (🇦🇺)

Lyrics are as questionable as players and whatever is happening between them. But it’s a good song just like Montreal

Ottawa Senators as Hallucination (🇩🇰)

I get hallucinations when I see Ottawa in the playoff spot but it’s a good song like this team tho

Tampa Bay Lightning as Run With U (🇦🇿)

Owners of Tampa are running with the coach no matter what since he won two Stanley Cups for them 

Toronto Maple Leafs as Esa Diva (🇪🇸)

Whole Toronto, especially Marner, Nylander and Matthews, are the definition of diva 

CENTRAL

Chicago Blackhawks as C’est La Vie (🇳🇱)

C’est la vie means that’s life and I feel like Chicago’ fans have the same motto with this team every season

Colorado Avalanche as Mila (🇷🇸)

Mila in slavic means hardworking and Colorado was hard working this season, especially with the trades

Dallas Stars as Bara Bada Bastu (🇸🇪)

Bara bada bastu means just sauna and since there’s 5 players from Finland I bet they sing this song to the rest of the team  

Minnesota Wild as Survivor (🇦🇲)

With all the injuries in Minnesota, you can call yourself a survivor

Nashville Predators as Shh (🇨🇾)

I don’t really have an explanation for this but when I listen to this song I see yellow color and it’s Nashville color so yeah

St. Louis Blues as Dobrodosli (🇲🇪)

Dobrodosli means welcome and I feel like St. Louis just welcomed themselves in the fight for the wild card

Utah Hockey Club as Kiss Kiss Goodbye (🇨🇿)

This song grew on me just like Utah plus this song is giving me a vibe like they would have listened to this in the locker room

Winnipeg Jets as Laika Party (🇮🇪)

Winnipeg for the whole season just has a party and hopes it will never die

METROPOLITAN

Carolina Hurricanes as Strobe Lights (🇧🇪)

Carolina is just giving me the vibe of a loud party with bright lights plus the aesthetic of the song is red and black just like their colors

Columbus Blue Jackets as La Poupée Monte Le Son (��🇺)

This song was meh at first, just like Columbus but after revamp it’s a strong contender just like Columbus right now

New Jersey Devils as Serving (🇲🇹)

New Jersey is serving this year compared to last season. They’re serving cunt!! Fun fact, at first this song was called “Kant” but they had to change it to just serving 

New York Islanders as Freedom (🇬🇪)

Chill song just like this Islanders, not good and not bad just like them - just mid

New York Rangers as What The Hell Just Happened? (🇬🇧)

Yeah, what the hell just happened to the team who was the leader at the start of the season  

Philadelphia Flyers as Bur Man Laimi (🇱🇻)

Bur man laimi means bring me happiness and that’s my motto before every Flyers game; spoiler, most of the time they don’t do it

Pittsburgh Penguins as Asteromata (🇬🇷)

Asteromata symbolizes nostalgia and I bet the fans have nostalgia to the old good times

Washington Capitals as Poison Cake (🇭🇷)

Everyone hates this song but it’s a good one so basically Capitals

PACIFIC

Anaheim Ducks as Espresso Macchiato (🇪🇪)

Chill song just like Anaheim, might not be everyone’s favorite but it’s yours and you’re totally chill about it

Calgary Flames as Zjerm (🇦🇱)

Zjerm means fire so it speaks for itself

Edmonton Oilers as Wasted Love (🇦🇹)

Good song, one of the favorites to win the whole contest but not my favorite so basically my feelings about Edmonton

Los Angeles Kings as Róa (🇮🇸)

Róa means row and LA is just rowing their way to win

San Jose Sharks as Lighter (🇳🇴)

This song features a guy who’s 19 years old who can do huge things in this contest (and I’m not saying this because I’m Norwegian) just like San Jose can do in the future with their young squad

Seattle Kraken as Mamam (🇫🇷)

Mamam means mother and we all know that there’s a mother on the bench!!!! 

Vancouver Canucks as Baller (🇩🇪)

Baller means successful person and this person for Vancouver is Quinn who’s carrying this team on his back

Vegas Golden Knights as Ich Komme (🇫🇮)

I have no explanation except for the fact that the colors of this song are gold and black just like Vegas, oh and this is also winner material just like this team

HONORABLE MENTION

Arizona Coyotes as Balorda Nostalgia (🇮🇹)

This song won Sanremo (which means he got permission to represent Italy on Eurovision) but the guy withdrew so kinda Arizona vibe

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hockey team thickness - the teams 2024 VERSION (stats as of 27.07.2024)

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DHS employees arrested for leaking ICE raids

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2023-24 NHL Hockey Jerseys!

[majorleagueupdates]

do you have any updates on the padres

Unfortunately the Angels have trapped them in a Hitman 3 type of scenario. One of the bullpen catchers just got knocked unconscious by José Soriano wielding a muffin, and a group of outfielders keep trying to trick Manny Machado into walking into a puddle next to a loose electrical wire.