#Aperture Science

[wintahhh]

Yknow alot of people get angry over ships, I totally get it, you're attached to those characters, you hate to see people talk shit or misrepresent. Not me though I get angry over actual ships, like, SHIPS, those things that go in the water. This one in particular

This motherfucker has caused me so much stress ever since I found its docking area in Portal 2. I'm like Captain Ahab if the White Whale was a ship, and the ship was The Borealis. If I'm being 100% honest, this is my number one reason why Valve's development practices regarding the Half-Life series pisses me off, I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS SHIP

[marmarlaade]

im putting up my turrets for adoption. who wants to adopt! i promise theyre well behaved!

[internetskiff]

the song lyrics to both the Portal ending songs being formatted like emails cracks me up to an unreasonable degree because imagine like.. Chell, months after finally leaving Aperture for good, settles down in an abandoned little house in a dead suburban neighborhood. After managing to get some electricity going, she discovers that the house actually has an intact, functioning computer. Immediately after booting it up and opening the mail, she discovers that her definitely-not-over-it supercomputer tormentor has already managed to internet-stalk her and discover the email address she is currently using and is in the middle of flooding her inbox with shit like: "<no-reply@aperture.com> STILL ALIVE BTW - This was a triumph..." "<no-reply@aperture.com> DON'T COME BACK - Well here we are again..." "<no-reply@aperture.com> I MET BATMAN I DON'T NEED YOU - Funny story I forgot how..." "<no-reply@aperture.com> I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - You were in my dreams... " "<no-reply@aperture.com> RE: I WAS ALWAYS FOND OF YOU - DON'T TRY TO OPEN THAT ONE I CAN'T DELETE..."

[all-over-apertures-walls]

thank you i was too lazy to make it myself

This thing low-key looks like one of those Aperture Science warnings in the test chambers

Do you see my vision

[fanonical]

cave johnson: here at aperture science, we don't listen to safety regulations! guard rails are for pussies! helmets are for people who are afraid of their minds expanding! cave johnson: ...i'm just being informed that i'm being sued

[casecoded]

everything wrong with being an orphan btw, simply pick a struggle 🧡💙

[oblique-lane]

Pre-Fortress

"Now arises the question, HOW to make mercenaries immortal? Fortunately for the Administrator, there are some really promising science companies in the US that could help her with that. In particular, two (ironically) competing companies that she believes could do much better if they worked together as a team.

She secretly offers both sides a deal: in exchange for more financial support [in the future], she will only get one of their top scientists to work for her. The deal was made, and the Administrator asked those scientists to *ahem* steal *ahem hmh* the documents of the companies' most promising projects.

This is how we are introduced to Dell Connager and Dr. Ludwig, who join hands and work together to create never-before-seen inventions: mini teleports, medigun, and most importantly: The Respawn Machine." [My favourite headcanon]

[iamgoodtobeart]

Little illustrations about the Portal cores just cause-

i needed a new desktop illustration ☆*: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[ripplespate]

Her <3

[ocularoccultist]

Redraw of my old Freefall piece from 2021

[salamanding]

made an alternate version of my pngtuber to play Portal with my gf on stream :D

[clottedscream]

got in a chell drawing mood but then lost the mood when it was time to do her legs

[royhasissues]

Guys I'm scared

[wedonthavemanydays]

GLaDOS