#engineer tf2

[tealmussel]

Strip Poker with the Mercs - Engineer

I believe in giggly drunk Engineer.

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ko-fi

[creedei]

I like drawing him in these stupid undies and when I do it’s usually because I’m practicing anatomy

[emerald-dragonflame]

Theme songs go brrrrrrr.

The goggles come off when he's trying to be comforting.

[nietdashi]

engineers bc yes MY STYLE CHANGED ROIHGHT?? ROIGHT?????????!!!!!!!! :3333 :<< :,( IFORGOR I HAVE TO POST HERE TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA (((IDK HOW TO USE TUMBLR MY BAD GUYS LOVEYALL,,, IM DUMB)))

[btwpuff]

Art for trade

[meltedbionics]

wtf did they do to him

[xxkai-the-fryxx]

Tf2 doodles for yall

[sticcmann]

Enginenrr

[wokepinandrea]

Heavy loves insane fucking men

(Not proud of this like at all but I wasted so much time on it so you guys have to see this too)

[currrsy]

i miss u engie tf2...

[thelocalbozo]

I am bored... How I think the Mercs kiss !!

These are just my personal headcanons :3 Offense Scout: He gives super soft kisses, like the type of feather light that leave you wanting more. And he absolutely does it on purpose because he know his partner wants more, and he will tease the hell out of them. Soldier: Aggressive kisses, like he will smash his and his partners faces together, and I don't think he even realizes how hard he kisses. And half the time he is biting his partners lip, not enough to draw blood, but damn sometimes his partner thinks it will. Pyro: With their mask on I think they imitate kisses by pressing the vent of their mask to their partners cheek or forehead. Without their mask, I am a full believer that they are feral, because they have their mask on so much. They are kissing and biting every inch of exposed skin they can reach, Defense Demoman: Drunken sloppy kiss, very loving but dear lord this man is stumbling over his partner as he kisses them. When he's not drunk, he's cupping their face and kissing their lips softly, and holding it there for a long while, then just kind of hold his partner there admiring them. Heavy: Heavy understands that he is a large man, larger than most, so with his partner, he tends to be more careful with his partner, even if they are another mercenary, but he will tilt their chin up and plant gentle kisses on their lips. But not like Scout's kissing, he doesn't want to leave you hanging there. Also, this man is picking up his partner, no matter their size Engineer: This man, this man right here, I believe is the handsy-ist mfer I can think of, he is grabbing hips and pulling his partner is to plant a rough kiss on their lips anytime they aren't in battle at least. If they are in battle however... His partner is lucky to get a peck on the cheek before he's running off to set up another contraption of his. Support Sniper: He is giving quick pecks, lips, cheeks, forehead, neck, it doesn't matter, it's his little way of worshipping his partner, and without fail he's got his arms loosely around their shoulders. And biting, much like Pyro, he may go a little feral with it, his partner will also leave with bite marks everywhere. Spy: It seems like the obvious answer for the French man would be French kissing. WRONG! This man is worshipping his partner with kisses, kissing up their arms, over their collar bones, up their neck, ghosting over their face, all before he will even think about kissing their lips! Medic: Forehead kisses, this man is the god of those, without fail his partner will get at least 6 forehead kisses before kissing their lips. Also temple kisses! He will give quick temple kisses before running into battle!

Okay, that's all I can think of

[coffinwoodx]

fixed it

[bingleboy]

HAIIIII

Could I maybe ask….and *coughs cough awkward cough*

You really don’t need to but I just gotta know…

The mercy with a s.o that’s a BIG ROMANTIC?!?Like a Gomez Addams level but in some weird carnal “cannibalism is symbolism for deep deviation” kinda romantic..? The type just randomly lay with the mercs one night and have their s.o look at them deep in the eyes and just go “I want to crawl into your ribcage”……..???

PRETTY PLEASEEEEE PRETTY PRETTIEST OF PLEASEES!!!

okay slay 💅

SUCH A CUTE IDEA!!!! they deserve gothic chivalry <3

♡ All Mercs with a Creepy-Romantic S/O ♡

(your dialogue is marked in blue! I used the nickname "my love" a lot bc that feels like Gomez to me <3)

Medic

You doing your over-the-top romantic stuff will 100% go to his head. He feels like hot shit whenever you do anything for him

He likes a little PDA, + hugs n kisses while he's working

He literally feels his heart swell with love for you <3 he thinks you're the sweetest little angel

And the creepy stuff? You are his dream partner on god. He blushes and giggles any time you say some freaky shit

"My love?"

"Hmm? Yes, taube?"

"I wish I could crawl inside your ribcage and kiss your heart."

"Ahahaha! Oh, stop it you~ I'm trying to work!"

Will be smiling for the next half hour while he thinks about what you said

He eats it up, and will return the sentiment with real blood and guts!

(If you want to eat a little piece of him, he's sure he can find something he doesn't really need... just kidding! ...unless? 😏)

Spy

Surprised he's met someone who can match his chivalry; you're even more sappy and romantic than him

You would try to outdo eachother with stupid things, grand gifts, planned dates, and proclamations of love. He sees it as a game

"My love, you look divine tonight."

"Divine? You are absolutely radiant. I should be the one worshipping you, mon coeur."

"That can be arranged... perhaps tonight?"

Scout would gag at the sight of you two. You're sickening

For your creepiness, he finds you a little disturbing but as he gets to know you, like... he gets it. It's poetic. He knows what you're trying to say/the feelings behind them

He gets used to it and tolerates your affections, even if he finds them strange

"Your blood is the most beautiful vibrant red, my love."

"Hmm. Thank you. I'd prefer it if it stayed inside of me, though, mon coeur."

Scout

He is scared and horny

Romantic part: he's the most openly shocked at any romantic gestures you show him.

He totally likes being pampered by you. Give him all your attention forever and ever and ever

Like, you show up one day with a ridiculously huge bouquet of roses for him, and he goes through so many emotions so quickly. Surprised, amused, embarrassed because he assumes you're playing a joke on him, even more embarrassed when he realizes you're 100% genuine, and shy acceptance

"Babe, listen, that's... really frickin' sweet n' stuff, but I dunno where ta put these roses. I'm not really a flowers guy."

"Oh. I'll take them back if-"

"No, they're mine, back off! I'll find a spot."

I think at first he would be creeped out when you say loving yet concerning things, but his infatuation with you overrides his self-preservation.

You'll be cuddling and you'll be like "I wish I could be inside your skin." and he'll give you this look of horror and be like "What???" but will continue to cuddle you

He teases you and calls you a freak/vampire/cannibal

He'll get used to it. Everyone else will wonder how he bagged such a baddie <3 he's literally stupid

A part of him also kind of likes that you're "scary" because he feels like you'd be able to protect him. He would never ever admit that in a MILLION years but its true

Demoman

Oh he so loves romantic shit. No one's ever done anything so nice for him, he feels so special around you!!!

He wouldn't be embarrassed by any PDA, he might even enjoy showing off that he has someone that loves him so much!! <3

Drunk or sober, he loves being by your side and having an arm around you, which you seem to like too

He's glad you're so expressive, because it makes him feel like his "clinginess" is normal, it's just how you are with each other

When you kiss his hand and trail more kisses up his arm, he'll be giggling and pulling you in by your face for a BIG kiss

I think he would be confused the first time you do or say something more macabre, but not afraid

Like.... what'd you say? Oh, it's a compliment? Aw thank you luv P] (thats his eyepatch)

After that, he'd usually reply with his own compliment or add on a joke to yours, like

"You're so adorable, darling. I just want to eat you up."

"Yeah? Bet I'd be good with whipped cream on top, aye? And a cherry, too! Ya look cute yourself, luv."

Heavy

He'll smile real big and laugh when you do romantic things for him. He loves it!

He finds it a bit funny just because, well, he's not the sort of guy anyone does anything romantic for. He also finds it incredibly sweet

It reminds him of being a character in a book he's read, actually being pined after and "wooed"

He always likes cuddling in bed with you at the end of the day, and it's then he'll say thank you (again) for all the cute things you did for him that day

Brushes off the weird things you say, affectionately! he takes it as just another way of saying i love you

His usual reply to your creepy-compliments is to pat your head and be like that's nice honey :] Heavy is going to go make a sandvich. You want?

Pyro

Blushing and giggling at romantic gestures. They love everything cutesy and cheesy and stupid, it shows how much you care!!!

They would be 10000% happy with PDA, excessive smooching on the battlefield

I think they would kind of flip-flip on their reactions to creepy ways to expressing love

Usually they'd 100% get it, giggling, squealing, flapping their hands excitedly

Other times, they'd understand the compliment, but they'd freak themselves out a little bit and ask for reassurance that you're not actually thinking about eating them or something

But that's easily resolved :]

Engineer

Another sucker for classic romantic stuff

He'll insist you shouldn't do anything fancy for him, he's a simple man (but if you do fancy things anyway he'll totally like them. It shows how much you care about him/you think he deserves nice things hehehe)

But he does love compliments and acts of service. That is totally his comfort zone, you two will constantly be exchanging those

He's not exactly wholesome but he does have a picture of the ideal domestic life, very sweet

First he's surprised at how many romantic gestures you do for him, and then he's surprised you're a freak. Not bad surprised! But... it takes getting used to for sure

"You have such beautiful teeth, my love."

"Uh.... thank you. Yer... teeth are nice too," he says while awkwardly rubbing his neck.

He does feel flattered in a weird way?? He is confused

Soldier

He's a little lost in the world of 'romantic' things. He considers very blunt things to be romantic, so when you treat him like... fancy... he takes some time to buffer and figure out how to react

Like he's happy asgkdfl of course he likes it he's just so not used to it, it takes him a second

He thinks of himself as being rugged and manly, he doesn't need nice things or any special treatment, he'll insist, but if you insist, he'll begrudgingly let you do nice things for him

He enjoys it more than he thought he would, like nice dinners, and compliments, and roses, and seeing you so gorgeously dressed up.... nice

He finds your disturbing nature SO attractive. He values strength and loyalty in his partner, and ripping out his heart and eating it is SO strong and loyal!!! What better way to prove your devotion to someone??

lowkey blindly agrees with everything you say

"You have such a beautiful heart, my love. I wish I could just squeeze it in my hand."

"I'm sure Medic could cut it out for you! Wait, that's crazy-talk. I'll cut it out myself, like a real American does!"

You tell him to keep his heart inside and he's like "you sure? I'll do it. i'm not a coward"

Sniper

He likes "creepy" things, like skulls, dead bugs, dead things in general. He can appreciate the beauty in them

He would LOVE your affection, creepy and romantic. He'd be standing there and trying to hide the big smile on his face bc he doesn't know how to handle it

He matches your freak but he's shy teehee.

The creepy-romantic stuff is actually easier for him to respond to than the outright romantic stuff, because he finds it a bit funny

"Darling."

"Yeah, mate?"

"I want to crawl inside your ribcage and wrap myself around your heart."

"Hah, that's sweet, darlin'. I'll crawl in your ribcage too."

VS:

"Darling."

"Yeah, mate?"

"Your eyes are the most beautiful color I've ever seen. Between blue and gray, like the stormy sky above the ocean. I could get lost in them for hours."

"..." He pulls his hat down and tries to hide his smile, looking away from you.

He's so easily flustered by regular romantic things its stupid ahafdsjk

I don't think he blushes an insane amount, but he does a little, and he goes all quiet and like kicks the dirt with his boot aakjfl

He'll say "thank you", "you really didn't have to...", or "I don't deserve you" (shut up yes you do man)

thanks for the cute request!! <3

[worst-wizard-ever]

artblock so going for low hanging fruit. sniper piss jokes

[chaoticedward]

not what he meant.

[mocndu]

butchineer be with you