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[amnesiaguy]

if girls can frot then boys can scissor

[bananaquilava]

[cowsnotcrows]

idk man i just wanted to draw a pretty sqq :]

[hadesisqueer]

I relate to Jinx so much I too would get attached to this cutie pie and give my life for her if needed and lose my shit if something happened to her. Fuck y'all I'm grieving

[deepspaceboytoy]

I hate that fuckin post that’s like “actually it’s not useful to say westerners enjoy a level of luxury never before imagined in human history because um. Kings didn’t have to worry about the rent” and like. Well actually I don’t know if you know this but historical rulers sort of did have a rent to worry about called the national treasury and oftentimes they’d just be straight up killed if that shit was empty but also like. I dunno like you live in a world where at literally any moment you can choose to be entertained by nearly any piece of media or culture we know of, you can eat literally any kind of food you’ve ever wanted year round with no interruptions, and also for the first time in human history getting a boo-boo isn’t just a guaranteed death sentence. Like yeah you may have to pay for these things but these are still luxuries. They are still offered to you. You think fuckin Richard the Lionheart could hop in a car, drive 15 minutes, and eat some Chinese food? You live in the most luxury-filled, convenience focused society in human history you need to start being cognizant of that.

[shrimpyjackal]

YAY I GOT COLD RIGHT BEFORE JUNE 4TH

BUT HEY HAVE A FUNKY KRISSSY CAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT

also the 3 frames separate because they was fun to draw and i should draw 'em more-

[dipperscavern]

Dipper! Oh great Stark man expert! What is the Stark men’s types?

Like, I feel that all of them have soft spots for people who are honorable yet fierce. But like, what else makes them do a double take to a person? What catches their attention?

oh stop it you flirt 🙂‍↕️ hmmm !!

jon definitely has a soft spot for people who can make him laugh or at least crack a smile, yk?? the witty types who just alwayssss have something to say. he’d never admit it but it definitely gets through that brooding exterior of his. i think a smiley person gets his attention too, one who just can’t help but crack a smile at literally anything. it’s so funny because he’s the opposite, and if you’re the smiley type you’d cancel each other out. but this could work both ways ! like if you’re even more brooding than he is it would just make him more smiley HAHA the starks (especially him) are so flexible in that aspect

guys i am about to say something freaky just walk with me. i think spitfires catch robb’s attention, people who are sure of themselves and aren’t afraid to say they think they’re in the right. but. one thing gets him hooked on someone literally no matter what kind of a person they are. and the thing? disinterest. IM SORRY. act like you couldn’t care less about him pursuing you and he’s drooling like a dog. he likes the chase, likes the test to see if he’s all that he thinks he is. he loves hard though, don’t get me wrong — the chase isn’t all that he’s there for, and he won’t be uninterested when it’s over. i’m just saying it gets his tail wagging (don’t talk about men like they’re dogs challenge 321 go) (he likes it okay.)

cregan. i think he’s a bit partial to the reserved girlies, who have layers and they’re peeled back slowly, only when he makes an effort to get to know them. i have this vision of cregan walking with someone in the castle and he’s about to pass you in the hallway. and you do something — let out a sudden laugh, make a face after the person you’re talking to turns away etc, and he catches it. oh and you catch him looking too, a cheeky glint in your eye that he’s never seen before. best believe he’s turning his head to keep looking at you as he passes and fully (accidentally) not listening to whoever’s talking to him anymore LOL

^^ but in that same breath my heart honestly beats for cregan with someone a bit odd & unapologetically themself. i will not speak on it because i have before and i typed for like 30 minutes and i will not repeat my mistakes

[ao3-crack]

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[the-introducer]

I tried to post this earlier but yeah kim in a pinball machine hadryboperating the pinball machine kim taking evasive maneuvers to escape the goat pinballs in the pinball machine. Operated by Harry b du bois

[poon-nropay]

*smash my two favorite guys together*

I just think they would get on like a house on fire. ❤️✨

Twitter | Bluesky

[morganbritton132]

Hopper gets saddled with their new recruit - a dumbass kid fresh from the academy. Callahan is nineteen, armed, and Hopper is not thrilled to be the one showing him the ropes.

So, he knocks Callahan’s hand off where it’s resting on his gun and tells him that this is a small town. You’ll likely never pull your gun. Crime is minimal. People are generally nice. It’s boring.

Immediately after he says this, here comes Eddie ‘currently being chased by bees’ Munson.

[younglingslayer300]

au where anakin doesn't become a jedi and meets obi wan as an adult and they get close anyway. ideally as little as possible changes about their dynamic for the greatest comedic potential - instead of being obi wan's weird emo apprentice he's obi wan's weird emo mechanic. he has even less reason for constantly hanging around obi wan but he does it anyway, e.g. going along on missions a. because he would get involved in important galactic events anyway and might as well be supervised by a jedi while he does it, b. because he is still weirdly codependent with obi wan for some reason, and c. for the hell of it

[mediumgayitalian]

some of y’all bitches are NAAAASSTYYYY to twelve year old bianca di angelo and like we can fight about it

[violet-knights]

Shout out to my girlfriend who is always putting up with this kinda shit 😭

[cosmicnovaflare]

Cinder again!!!

[spark-river]

Simeon: ...I just witnessed a dick getting rolled over by a car.

Simeon: *DUCK

Simeon: DUCK!!!

Luke: O.o

Solomon: Naughty angel.

Simeon: How do I delete stuff?!