#BACK TO GAY HUSBANDS FOR NOW

[tiredthing-idk]

BORED

[im-a-little-kit]

forget the japhan phwedding conspiracy of 2015 they're this close to making me believe in the australia phwedding conspiracy of 2024

[fairylando]

almost matchy matchy😮‍💨

[majoringinfanfiction]

Don't have brain space to write what I want to write down right now but I still have the itch to write something. So, I'm giving the basic summary of the gravity falls au that has been living in my head rent free for the past few weeks.

Basically, I was thinking, revenge is boring. Ford spending those 30 years in the portal trying to destroy Bill is boring. What if, and just trust me on this, he'd actually, like, found a home and made a life in a different universe?

So, Ford's got himself this perfect life that's more peaceful than he ever could've thought was possible for him. He's got an alien husband (the only alternate to gay Ford is aroace Ford) and a little alien child.

Then Stan opens the portal. Ford is torn away from his whole new life and family. Not to mention he'd just have to accept it because opening the portal again would be dangerous. There's so much more angst potential and I need to get this out of my brain and inflicting other people as well.

[cake-emu]

do you like stories about female astronauts and/or queer romance stories and/or Taylor Jenkins Reid novels?

if so, heads up:

Reid's previously announced upcoming book, Atmosphere, sees protagonist Joan Goodwin train to become an astronaut in the late 1970s and early 80s against the backdrop of NASA's early space shuttle programme. The book was previewed in this interview for Vogue last October:

"Atmosphere [is] a high-stakes romance between two NASA astronauts in the 1980s. “I wanted to tell a grand, epic love story,” Jenkins Reid says."

the book's blurb vaguely hints that, in it, "Joan finds a passion and a love she never imagined" among her class of fellow astronauts, and in the aforementioned Vogue interview, one throwaway sentence made it clear that Reid was staying coy about the identity of that love interest for the time being:

"one [shuttle] launch sees [Joan's] love interest (whom Jenkins Reid is mum about) sent up into space."

however, this week, in an interview for Time Magazine, Reid came out as bisexual and confirmed that the novel is a "very high-stakes, dramatic love story" between two women:

"Reid knew she wanted to explore how intimate a connection could be between one character in space and one on the ground, and that those characters would both be women. She also knew this choice would lead her into another debate about identity. ... The publication of Evelyn Hugo, ultimately a love story about two women, led to questions about why Reid, who is married to a man, writes queer characters. “I am very private,” she says. “So at first, I just sort of let people assume what they were going to assume.” But now, as she prepares for the topic to resurface around Atmosphere’s release, Reid wants to be very clear about something those close to her have always known: she is bisexual. “It has been hard at times to see people dismiss me as a straight woman, but I also didn’t tell them the whole story,” she says."

in the novel, Joan meets Vanessa Ford, "the magnetic and mysterious aeronautical engineer, who can fix any engine and fly any plane."

presumably under embargo until the day the Time interview was published, the film trades (Deadline, Screen Daily, etc) then began reporting that a film adaptation is in the works with Captain Marvel filmmakers Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck on board to write and direct. the press release they were all reporting from described the story as “a sweeping romance between two pioneering female astronauts,” with the likes of Apollo 13, The Right Stuff, and Gravity cited as sources of inspiration.

the book is published in June but of course it's gonna be some time before we see the film. Still... thought I'd put both on everyone's radar :)

[generalsdiary]

Moze x Jiaoqiu

word count: 900~

description: just mozqiu being domestic (pre-2.5 events)

moze is the type of husband who always cleans, keeps everything neat, he will run (quite literally) anywhere and do any errand without complaint, nothing is too hard or difficult for him. he is v protective, „I promise I will bring him back“, nothing is stopping him from getting his husband back, he is confident in his abilities, to the point he isn't even worrying. he always attentively listens to jiaoqiu’s ramblings, his full attention on the foxian. he will eat anything jiaoqiu puts before him, no matter his preferences. uttering simple praises after the meal and never letting his husband clean up.

at night he cuddles with him, being the big spoon, holding his husband close, face buried in the orangey pink hair. like a touch starved kitten, he gravitates to him during the day, always hugging him- backhugs are his favorite. jiaoqiu always smiles, a sparkle in his eyes with each embrace. moze is often quiet, very thoughtful- usually ending up blunt in his words but not cold, never cold. the care and love for each other shown in the soft words, gentle embraces and lingering gazes. moze doesn’t do causal touches, his hands don’t wander to jiaoqiu’s soft tail, or even softer ears, or to caress him. he doesn’t want to overwhelm his husband or make him uncomfortable. yet when they stand close he bumps his nose against his. and when he is so so tired he rests his forehead on the shorter man’s. recharging, seeking comfort, love. luckily for him, his husband knows his main love language is physical touch. jiaoqiu bringing his hands to cup his cheeks, thumbs caressing the rough skin. he misses the smile that brightens the foxian’s face, his eyes shut relishing in the sensations. such a sensitive and responsive man. jiaoqiu is the only person moze allows to touch him, to drag those soft fingers across his scars, through the silver hair, to see him shirtless. he is the only one with whom he makes and keeps eye contact. moze is the type of husband that even without being close jiaoqiu can feel his touch on him. sitting across him, over a hotpot. lilac eyes on him. full of love. as if he is caressing his husband’s cheek at that moment. making jiaoqiu’s chest feel warm from the feeling of such a silent expression of admiration.

on the days jiaoqiu voices that he feels tired a quick response is given in turn “I can carry you.” a blunt, straightforward, and the same offer every time. he is more than happy to carry him + he enjoys showing off for his hubby. not caring for the public opinion or any observers; it doesn’t even cross his mind, jiaoqiu’s happiness the only thing on his mind. sadly, he is always rejected (occasionally making him pout). moze doesn’t even know why (painfully obvious why, the rare blushed jiaoqiu further confirming it). shadows are his safe haven, but jiaoqiu is his peace. they fill each other's needs, like puzzles fitting together, completely domestic in their behaviors; perfect for general feixiao’s safety and well-being. despite working together they don’t get tired of each other. work is work and their house is home.

coriander is not allowed under this roof and no big lights are ever on. when they have guests, jiaoqiu compensates with many small lamps, fairy lights, and a bunch of candles. unscented ones. otherwise, they would clash with the meal. sometimes, jiaoqiu will light a scented candle, but it won’t be lit for longer than an hour, otherwise, he would get overwhelmed due to how sensitive his nose is to smells. moze being the clean freak, and insistent on maintaining really good hygiene and not strong perfumes so he can do his job perfectly would just make jiaoqiu purr if he could. type of husband truly only for him. jiaoqiu is quite a social butterfly and he drags his husband with him, who will grumble a bit and then go along, and behave politely to the best of his capabilities. moze cannot read a room to save his life, short in his sentences and straight to the point despite pondering his words prior, they end up always coming off blunt. he means no harm and what he says is usually of little matter, and none of it holds any weight to him when all he needs is to hear his darling chuckle or gaze at him and all is well in his world. the only result he could possibly ever wish for.

and when they kiss? the lighting and shadow with fire and spice? the I talk a lot, flirtatious, rarely flustered with I listen to you with heart eyes, mainly unaffected but you make me smile. well… they keep it private. such actions feel too personal and intimate for them to be shown in public and given for anyone to see on display. they hold it too close to their hearts, it matters in a different way to them. something near and dear. they won’t be caught showing pda, not even holding hands- well they rarely hold hands either way. it is behind closed doors and in the privacy of their home that their lips meet, and hands wander, leaving soft touches in intimate places that they’d never do in public (unlike many others). it means too much to them.

[frank3nfr0ggi3]

MAX IS BACK IN STOCK GUYS GO GET URS!!

[monkee-mobile]

okay random headcanon but peter likes to nuzzle with his nose!! he gets all smiley and snuggly and just nuzzles in!!

also the monkees set aside time in the day to snuggle, usually before they crash for bed. this probably starts sometimes in the 70s and continues as they get older

okay thank you bye!!!

[arlathen]

i made my little family tree and it ends in the character i want to be insane about, my LDB, but actually i can't stop thinking about her dad. man who followed every order and did everything right and is still losing everything. still married but soooo divorced. elf dilf. he's perfect for me.

[timaeusresponds]

Mentioned SWK and Macaque in the last ask i sincerely apologize to the people who recently followed me for my ANCIENT journey to the west and LMK era. I do still love the monkey and i do still love the other monkey i just dont think theyll be back on this blog ever again so apologies but theyre History. I might make a new blog if i ever get back into JTTW on that scale but this is a dirkhal blog forever and always now

[ploverbear]

part of me still feels like i might be sort of genderfluid and/or bisexual but just traumatized about it. no idea anymore

[heymeowmao]

人生是道选择题 | Life Is a Choice E12 ° Gu Nian, stand up. Move forward.

[xryptiid]

SCREAMING AND CRYING OVER THE BOUQUET. THE BOUQUET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mwagneto]

what are your thoughts on the rhys darby merman? I saw people calling it cringe and while I do think darby's performance in that scene was.. a bit not it, the idea itself is really funny and cool to me idk

okay honestly i think i'm gonna have an extremely niche opinion on this because i am like. clinically insane about mermaids like seriously i've been begging my parents to get me one of those swimmable fins since i was like 8 and then i ended up buying one for myself on the internet w my pocket money when i was like. 12-14 idk?? coz they refused to and now i own three. so. literally any opinion i could have on mermaid stede is trumped by me being distracted by the tail coz it's like. they spent so much time and effort on it and it's still kinda bad like omg i can see like so many ways they could've done it better because they literally painted each individual scale which is SO MUCH EFFORT. but the way they laid the scales makes it look like the pattern is just printed on like it's literally a 3d hand painted tail that looks like they got it for 30 dollars on ebay especially bc the silicone doesn't have enough hold so you can still see the human legs under it like you would with a regular printed tail. like if they just overlaid the scales instead of putting them next to each other that'd already be a major improvement like. i cant find the specific video now but like ppl DIYing silicone tails at home usually overlay the scales and it just immediately looks so much better. also i'm not rly a fan of big flashy side fins but that's just personal taste but like tldr they clearly spent a lot if time and effort and money on the tail and it's sad because with a few minor adjustments it could've looked wayyy better

as for like the actual scene i think it's extremely good and cute and the ppl who dislike it hate fun and need to let camp into their hearts. ed's face going all soft and lovey has been playing in my mind on loop ever since and that's not a joke

[r0tting-teeth]

sooooo uhm…that season 2 hit quite hard, didn’t it? :,,,)

[b0rtney]

Supernatural fixit where merlin comes in last minute and eldritch blasts God to death, tag teaming with jack to teabag his divine corpse, bc back in abt 200bc merlin was gods fav chew toy as the Winchester are now ans he's like "not this shit again u fucking idiot. U should have nerfed me w somn stronger than gay depression"

And then jack(who is new god rember) is like.omg ty for ur help do u want me to alive ur bf for u? And merlin is like can u just send me back??? I have some shit id like to fix??? And jack is like I AM An Ally so yes 💅

WHICH then smoothly transitions into a merlin regression fixit fic

BOOM double fixed.

i love how there's the genre of fix-it fic where the author goes into great granular detail of how our heroes manage to avoid or undo whatever character death or other unpopular choice occurred, in a way that abides by the laws of the fictional universe and definitely required a substantial plot outline, and then there are fix-it fics where the author just went "that's bullshit and didn't happen," and we as readers all go "agreed. carry on."