#Bathing with Block B

[connorsui]

Luke & Kieran/ Sylus x wife! Reader || Imagine ||

"One last game!"

Note: not as polished as I would like but I did always imagined how these two would be like around their boss kid? -

The evening was coming to a close, and the house, bathed in a soft, warm glow, looked like it had been hit by a miniature hurricane. Pink toys—plushies, blocks, glittery shoes—were scattered haphazardly across the living room floor, the remnants of what had once been an innocent evening of fun. Now, the peaceful warmth of the home had been overtaken by a growing sense of chaos as frantic footsteps reverberated through the hallways.

Luke and Kieran were in full-blown panic mode, tearing through the house. They tossed pillows, peeked under tables, and flung open every door, desperately searching for a toddler who had seemingly vanished without a trace.

“You can trust us with the kid, we said! Nothing bad will happen, we said!” Kieran muttered bitterly, lifting a cushion and glancing under the couch. “And now look! Thirty minutes of searching, and she’s gone! GONE!” His voice cracked as he threw the cushion across the room in frustration.

Luke, visibly rattled but trying to maintain some semblance of calm, walked over to Kieran. “Come on, she couldn’t have gotten that far, right? I mean, her legs are tiny! Point A to point B takes her forever.”

Kieran, still crouched on the floor, slowly rose and stared at Luke, incredulous. “Yeah, and you remember how fast she moved when she took Mephisto on that ‘plane ride’ with her plushies? Thought the bird was too slow to fly?”

Luke folded his arms, trying to look nonchalant but clearly feeling the pressure. “Okay, yeah. And your point?”

“My point is... the kid can run.”

“Oh, that’s just perfect,” Luke groaned dramatically, flopping onto the floor in complete defeat. “None of this would’ve happened if someone hadn’t suggested one ‘finaaaal’ game with the boss’s kid. One minute she’s here, and the next—POOF! Gone. With a trail of glitter.”

Kieran stared at Luke in disbelief. Even though they were both wearing masks, Luke could feel the heat of Kieran’s glare. “Wait—are you seriously blaming me for this?”

“Who else?”

Kieran threw his hands up. “Who else? Uh, who was it that thought party cans were a great ‘welcome back’ surprise for the boss and his wife, huh?”

“Well, it was either that or hide-and-seek, and you—”

Before Luke could finish his retort, they both froze. A burst of giggles echoed from upstairs, followed by the unmistakable click of a door locking. They stared at each other, wide-eyed.

“How… how did she get upstairs!?” Luke whispered in disbelief, his voice shaky.

Without a word, they both bolted toward the staircase, skidding to a halt at the sight of the baby gate, now hanging loosely by its hinges. It was tilted precariously, as if it had been outwitted by the most cunning toddler alive.

“Oh, she’s smart—” Luke began, but Kieran cut him off with a sharp smack to the back of his head.

“Focus!” Kieran growled, stepping forward. “Alright, kiddo, time to come out now!” His voice was firm but coaxing. But instead of the sound of obedient little feet, they were met with more giggling, playful and distant, echoing through the upstairs hallway.

Luke exchanged a glance with Kieran, who rolled his eyes as they both cautiously climbed the stairs. “This is going to be bad,” Luke muttered under his breath.

The upstairs hallway was dimly lit, the shadows stretching along the walls. Suddenly, Sylus' daughter peeked her head around the corner, her bright red eyes wide with mischief. The second she spotted them, she squealed with delight and darted away, disappearing around the bend.

“Oh, come on!” Kieran groaned, as they raced after her, rounding the corner just in time to see the door to the boss’s office wide open.

“There’s no way she’s in there...” Luke whispered, shaking his head in disbelief.

“How did she even get in here?” Kieran asked, just as confused.

They entered the office cautiously, careful not to disturb anything. The room was pristine, neatly organized—until they noticed a pair of tiny feet peeking out from beneath the desk. And there it was again: that unmistakable giggle.

Kieran’s eyes lit up with an idea. He motioned for Luke to come closer. “Alright, here’s the plan: you go left, I’ll take the right. We jump out, and give her a little scare.”

Luke grinned. “Perfect.”

They positioned themselves on either side of the desk, ready to strike. But before they could even make their move, Sylus' daughter popped out from beneath the desk, a wide grin plastered across her face.

“Surprise!” she shrieked, spraying them both with party cans they had been saving for later. Neon foam shot out, covering Luke and Kieran in a sticky mess of silly string as the toddler collapsed into giggles.

“Surprise! Surprise! I win! I win!” she chanted, hopping up and down with glee as she sprayed them again.

Luke, now covered head to toe in foam, looked over at Kieran, both of them utterly defeated, but unable to suppress a smile. Her excitement was contagious.

“Alright, that’s enough, kiddo,” Luke laughed, scooping her up as she squealed, still waving the can.

Kieran quickly snatched the can from her, shaking his head with a playful smirk. “Yeah, yeah. You win.”

Setting her down, they both attempted to question her about her little escapade, but all she did was giggle uncontrollably, covering her face with her tiny hands. “I didnt leeeaaveee I played!, I played and won” she squealed between bursts of laughter.

Before they could question her even further, the sound of footsteps behind them made them freeze. They slowly turned, only to see You and Sylus standing in the doorway, watching the scene unfold with amused expressions.

Silly string wasn’t just on Luke and Kieran—it was everywhere. The desk, the chair, the floor—nothing had escaped the carnage.

You pressed your hand to your mouth, trying to hide the laughter. “I - I ...take it you all had a great time?”

Luke and Kieran stood in stunned silence, caught red-handed in the chaos, while Sylus' daughter grinned proudly.

“Mommy! Mommy!” she cried, running towards you with open arms. “We had so much fun today! Mommy, look!”

You bent down, scooping her up with a warm smile, planting a kiss on her cheek. “I can see that, sweetheart.”

As Luke and Kieran stood there, still sticky and covered in foam, they glanced over at Sylus, who crossed his arms, looking every bit the stern boss. His eyes flicked over the mess, then back at the two men, who stood awkwardly under his gaze.

“Uh... we tried our best,” Luke muttered weakly, scratching the back of his head. “She’s... uh, faster than she looks.”

Kieran nodded, backing him up. “Yeah, I mean, we had a plan! But she outsmarted us.”

You stifled another laugh, turning to Sylus. “Go easy on them. They did try, after all.”

Sylus’ expression softened, though the hint of a smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth. “No promises,” he muttered, before walking past them into the office to inspect the damage.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Ever since I realized that HGTV's "Ugliest House in America" doesn't pick the ugliest house, it picks the easiest one, that also fits the renovation budget of $150K, I don't bother watching the finale. I actually loved this house as it was, but they picked it to be redone by designer Alison Victoria. Here are the befores and afters. This fairytale retro home was blue outside.

It's white now.

Granted, the quirky little cottage was colorful, and I guess it didn't fit owners Joe & Jack's taste. The round tower foyer was yellow with pink carpeting. It was nicknamed "The Barbie House." Then, why did they buy it? And, why didn't they repaint some of it?

Look at it now. Meh.

The pink living room walls matched the pink carpet. After seeing the other homes in the competition, truthfully, this one looked good.

TBH, I think that HGTV got a good chunk of their budget back, b/c they didn't do much reno with this house. This was just paint, new furniture, and wallpaper.

Luckily, she kept the round dining nook and glass block.

But, Joe & Jack did kind of embrace the quirkiness- look at the funky mannequin. Since the owners can't see it until it's finished, I wonder if they like it. I hope they didn't expect Alison to update it and keep the historic features.

The wall was opened to accommodate the new modern kitchen. And, new built-in seating was added.

I loved these cabinets so much.

They're gone.

I don't know, I like this. It's cozy.

Don't like this.

This was original retro. Look at the cool floor and the curvy counter. I loved this house. There had to be a way to upgrade and preserve it. It's architectural history.

Reconfigured, bland, and modern. I can't believe the original retro design was destroyed in favor of this. It had personality before.

The bath had original turquoise fixtures. HGTV called it a "turquoise terror."

Reconfigured. I wouldn't have minded the rearranging, but the gray, black & white is so modern/cliche.

This room had character.

Well, it's so boring now, it would certainly put you to sleep.

They don't show the before deck, but Alison commissioned this mural for the floor. So,there you have it. The winner and its reno.

https://www.realtor.com/advice/reality-tv/ugliest-house-in-america-season-5-winner/

[reasonsforhope]

Story from the Washington Post here, non-paywall version here.

Washington Post stop blocking linksharing and shit challenge.

"The young woman was catatonic, stuck at the nurses’ station — unmoving, unblinking and unknowing of where or who she was.

Her name was April Burrell.

Before she became a patient, April had been an outgoing, straight-A student majoring in accounting at the University of Maryland Eastern Shore. But after a traumatic event when she was 21, April suddenly developed psychosis and became lost in a constant state of visual and auditory hallucinations. The former high school valedictorian could no longer communicate, bathe or take care of herself.

April was diagnosed with a severe form of schizophrenia, an often devastating mental illness that affects approximately 1 percent of the global population and can drastically impair how patients behave and perceive reality.

“She was the first person I ever saw as a patient,” said Sander Markx, director of precision psychiatry at Columbia University, who was still a medical student in 2000 when he first encountered April. “She is, to this day, the sickest patient I’ve ever seen.” ...

It would be nearly two decades before their paths crossed again. But in 2018, another chance encounter led to several medical discoveries...

Markx and his colleagues discovered that although April’s illness was clinically indistinguishable from schizophrenia, she also had lupus, an underlying and treatable autoimmune condition that was attacking her brain.

After months of targeted treatments [for lupus] — and more than two decades trapped in her mind — April woke up.

The awakening of April — and the successful treatment of other people with similar conditions — now stand to transform care for some of psychiatry’s sickest patients, many of whom are languishing in mental institutions.

Researchers working with the New York state mental health-care system have identified about 200 patients with autoimmune diseases, some institutionalized for years, who may be helped by the discovery.

And scientists around the world, including Germany and Britain, are conducting similar research, finding that underlying autoimmune and inflammatory processes may be more common in patients with a variety of psychiatric syndromes than previously believed.

Although the current research probably will help only a small subset of patients, the impact of the work is already beginning to reshape the practice of psychiatry and the way many cases of mental illness are diagnosed and treated.

“These are the forgotten souls,” said Markx. “We’re not just improving the lives of these people, but we’re bringing them back from a place that I didn’t think they could come back from.” ...

Waking up after two decades

The medical team set to work counteracting April’s rampaging immune system and started April on an intensive immunotherapy treatment for neuropsychiatric lupus...

The regimen is grueling, requiring a month-long break between each of the six rounds to allow the immune system to recover. But April started showing signs of improvement almost immediately...

A joyful reunion

“I’ve always wanted my sister to get back to who she was,” Guy Burrell said.

In 2020, April was deemed mentally competent to discharge herself from the psychiatric hospital where she had lived for nearly two decades, and she moved to a rehabilitation center...

Because of visiting restrictions related to covid, the family’s face-to-face reunion with April was delayed until last year. April’s brother, sister-in-law and their kids were finally able to visit her at a rehabilitation center, and the occasion was tearful and joyous.

“When she came in there, you would’ve thought she was a brand-new person,” Guy Burrell said. “She knew all of us, remembered different stuff from back when she was a child.” ...

The family felt as if they’d witnessed a miracle.

“She was hugging me, she was holding my hand,” Guy Burrell said. “You might as well have thrown a parade because we were so happy, because we hadn’t seen her like that in, like, forever.”

“It was like she came home,” Markx said. “We never thought that was possible.”

...After April’s unexpected recovery, the medical team put out an alert to the hospital system to identify any patients with antibody markers for autoimmune disease. A few months later, Anca Askanase, a rheumatologist and director of the Columbia Lupus Center,who had been on April’s treatment team, approached Markx. “I think we found our girl,” she said.

Bringing back Devine

When Devine Cruz was 9, she began to hear voices. At first, the voices fought with one another. But as she grew older, the voices would talk about her, [and over the years, things got worse].

For more than a decade, the young woman moved in and out of hospitals for treatment. Her symptoms included visual and auditory hallucinations, as well as delusions that prevented her from living a normal life.

Devine was eventually diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, which can result in symptoms of both schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. She also was diagnosed with intellectual disability.

She was on a laundry list of drugs — two antipsychotic medications, lithium, clonazepam, Ativan and benztropine — that came with a litany of side effects but didn’t resolve all her symptoms...

She also had lupus, which she had been diagnosed with when she was about 14, although doctors had never made a connection between the disease and her mental health...

Last August, the medical team prescribed monthly immunosuppressive infusions of corticosteroids and chemotherapy drugs, a regime similar to what April had been given a few years prior. By October, there were already dramatic signs of improvement.

“She was like ‘Yeah, I gotta go,’” Markx said. “‘Like, I’ve been missing out.’”

After several treatments, Devine began developing awareness that the voices in her head were different from real voices, a sign that she was reconnecting with reality. She finished her sixth and final round of infusions in January.

In March, she was well enough to meet with a reporter. “I feel like I’m already better,” Devine said during a conversation in Markx’s office at the New York State Psychiatric Institute, where she was treated. “I feel myself being a person that I was supposed to be my whole entire life.” ...

Her recovery is remarkable for several reasons, her doctors said. The voices and visions have stopped. And she no longer meets the diagnostic criteria for either schizoaffective disorder or intellectual disability, Markx said...

Today, Devine lives with her mother and is leading a more active and engaged life. She helps her mother cook, goes to the grocery store and navigates public transportation to keep her appointments. She is even babysitting her siblings’ young children — listening to music, taking them to the park or watching “Frozen 2” — responsibilities her family never would have entrusted her with before her recovery.

Expanding the search for more patients

While it is likely that only a subset of people diagnosed with schizophrenia and psychotic disorders have an underlying autoimmune condition, Markx and other doctors believe there are probably many more patients whose psychiatric conditions are caused or exacerbated by autoimmune issues...

The cases of April and Devine also helped inspire the development of the SNF Center for Precision Psychiatry and Mental Health at Columbia, which was named for the Stavros Niarchos Foundation, which awarded it a $75 million grant in April. The goal of the center is to develop new treatments based on specific genetic and autoimmune causes of psychiatric illness, said Joseph Gogos, co-director of the SNF Center.

Markx said he has begun care and treatment on about 40 patients since the SNF Center opened. The SNF Center is working with the New York State Office of Mental Health, which oversees one of the largest public mental health systems in America, to conduct whole genome sequencing and autoimmunity screening on inpatients at long-term facilities.

For “the most disabled, the sickest of the sick, even if we can help just a small fraction of them, by doing these detailed analyses, that’s worth something,” said Thomas Smith, chief medical officer for the New York State Office of Mental Health. “You’re helping save someone’s life, get them out of the hospital, have them live in the community, go home.”

Discussions are underway to extend the search to the 20,000 outpatients in the New York state system as well. Serious psychiatric disorders, like schizophrenia, are more likely to be undertreated in underprivileged groups. And autoimmune disorders like lupus disproportionately affect women and people of color with more severity.

Changing psychiatric care

How many people ultimately will be helped by the research remains a subject of debate in the scientific community. But the research has spurred excitement about the potential to better understand what is going on in the brain during serious mental illness...

Emerging research has implicated inflammation and immunological dysfunction as potential players in a variety of neuropsychiatric conditions, including schizophrenia, depression and autism.

“It opens new treatment possibilities to patients that used to be treated very differently,” said Ludger Tebartz van Elst, a professor of psychiatry and psychotherapy at University Medical Clinic Freiburg in Germany.

In one study, published last year in Molecular Psychiatry, Tebartz van Elst and his colleagues identified 91 psychiatric patients with suspected autoimmune diseases, and reported that immunotherapies benefited the majority of them.

Belinda Lennox, head of the psychiatry department at the University of Oxford, is enrolling patients in clinical trials to test the effectiveness of immunotherapy for autoimmune psychosis patients.

As a result of the research, screenings for immunological markers in psychotic patients are already routine in Germany, where psychiatrists regularly collect samples from cerebrospinal fluid.

Markx is also doing similar screening with his patients. He believes highly sensitive and inexpensive blood tests to detect different antibodies should become part of the standard screening protocol for psychosis.

Also on the horizon: more targeted immunotherapy rather than current “sledgehammer approaches” that suppress the immune system on a broad level, said George Yancopoulos, the co-founder and president of the pharmaceutical company Regeneron.

“I think we’re at the dawn of a new era. This is just the beginning,” said Yancopoulos."

-via The Washington Post, June 1, 2023

[blood-smiles]

𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄! 𝐋𝐀𝐖𝐘𝐄𝐑 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓 //

requested by anon!!! Sorry for taking so long!!! I’ve been having a huge dose of writer’s block and am so unhappy with what I’m working on that I’ve decided to take a break, I’ll be back soon!! Sorry everyone.. have Alejandro for now! MDNI

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Alejandro is very accommodating and takes care of you first ALWAYS, he may be tired, wrung out like a rag but he will still make sure to put your needs before his. He never forgets to clean you up and bring you water and naps with you.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your hands.. He adores your hands because there’s like unlimited possibilities of what to do with them, they can be up his ass, in his mouth, around his cock. I mean, you name it!

His ass, he loves getting fondled, slapped, squeezed, fingered, eaten out. He just loves attention being given to his back side.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

His cum is not that bad tasting, I would say it’s not the best but it’s definitely more neutral. He actually consumes very little caffeine because it actually makes him even more tired, he eats a pretty balanced diet and everything so his cum isn’t radioactive.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Oouuuuhhh… Alejandro has fantasized more than ten times about getting bent over a desk while in trial and getting his back blown out, his poor depraved and stressed mind really wants some kind of relief even while at work..

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I do think he knows what he’s doing, he had Ume for a while and she was fucking WILD. Alejandro didn’t have you at the time so he had to make do with what he had, he’s pretty good imo. In his college days I’m sure he did have a few flings, he was in a bit of a rebellious phase so he does know a few tricks. Experience points would be a 7.4/10!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He loves it either way, if it’s you inside him or the other way around, he likes it very much. He loves positions where he can see your face and hold your hand.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is serious, like he treats sex like it’s a whole purification ceremony, that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to moan like a bitch though. Making love with you is very important to him, and he wants to maximize this intimate time with you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Very well groomed, he’s like up there with Angelo and Lucien on well shaven. It’s a little bamboozling tbh, never have you ever seen him with a bush or anything. Kudos to him. 

But if he were to allow hair to grow, I would say it’s slightly darker than the hair on his head, it’s super subtle though.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Eye contact. EXTREME EYE CONTACT. He is staring into your soul with so much love it’s actually creepy. I’ve mentioned this before, but he loves holding hands with you, he likes feeling your skin in general. It reminds him that he isn’t alone anymore and is with someone he loves dearly. He really does let you know how much he appreciates you when in the moment though. A bit of a love bomber.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Shower masturbation. He jerks his shit in the shower very often, he’s already bathing, so when he cums the orgasm just gets washed down. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

..He very much enjoys wearing lingerie. He does have a little bit of a voyeurism kink, most of my yandere’s are masochists so it applies for Alejandro too. Rope bunny. Tehee.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Either bed or his office, both are convenient. If he’s feeling particularly bold, the balcony.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Being complimented by you, not just ‘you look pretty’ compliments but those where you grope him and say something particularly naughty. When he sees you getting jealous, that makes him want to pull you into a closet and have fun with you. Ugh. Freak.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Threesomes, he hates sharing. Anything with anyone else, he absolutely hates. Hurting you in anyway would immediately turn him off too, he would never want to see or raise a hand against you, he would rather gut himself than touch you in anyway with malice.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

..Very good at oral. He’s good with his tongue. Take that as you will.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If he’s riding you, strap or not. He will start slowly, easing both you and him into a comfortable pace until he is actually slamming himself onto you so hard that both of you have bruises.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn’t very much into them, he enjoys taking his time with you, to really tap into the ‘making love’ aspect of things.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He has thought about it, but probably won’t act on it unless you persuade him or start yourself. He really only initiates things when he is 100% sure that you’re okay with it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He’s really good at pacing himself with you, very adaptable, he will last as much as you are able to. He takes a lot of care of not exhausting you completely, he doesn’t want you sore the next morning :3

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He never really was much interested in such things but would probably own a single dildo so when you’re not home he can at least have some sort of comfort until you get back.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He is unfair, but not in a deliberate way, it’s more that he doesn’t know he’s teasing you until you actually have him pinned against a mattress. He does relish in the excitement of being surprised by you at times though!

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He isn’t the loudest but can definitely be noisy, maybe screams and tenses up when a sweet spot gets hit, he talks a lot, but they just jumble into a meaningless sentence. He moans and whines a lot, can’t keep his mouth shut.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

The only reason he grew his hair out was out of rebelling against his parents, who demanded of him to cut his hair short. Now, on the good side is that his hair is so lustrous and shiny that it would actually send you through a villain arc if he ever tried to touch it with scissors.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I’ve already mentioned this in another post so I will just copy and paste it here —>

Veiny and pale, veins are slightly blue-green ish, matching with veins on his arms. Has two moles on the top side, close to tip. Has a pink tip (FFB3BC).  Soft: 7.2”. Hard: 8.1”

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hhhh… High, not crazy high but it’s recommended that he gets fucked just to clarify how much he loves you, just in case his words and actions don’t convey it clearly.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He’s very in sync with you, so he will only fall asleep until you fall asleep in his arms. Until then, he will keep watch and kiss your face to soothe you into slumber.

[nobody-nexus]

A world of chaos and destruction, not much is known about what exactly the place is aside from the name of a blood bath of a free for all world where death is only a temporary set back... Welcome to...

The Deadzone

The Digital Deadzone is an AU where Caine is the head of a sandbox free-for-all game that the cast are stuck in. Having infinite lives, they're all here to fight and die for the entertainment of a third party

Constant weapons, supplies, and stuff spawn for them and it's supposed to be everyman for themselves, however some form bonds over the years they've spent in constant chaos. Every character has a class, a passive ability, and an active ability- as well as the power to use any and all weapons that Caine provides them

Caine will also force the players and NPCs into teams to do missions to keep everything fresh and unique. But that won’t help everyone during an almost hopeless situation… Well. At least they have each other

Below the keep reading for the main cast! (All Humans + Caine)

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Health: High Attack: Medium Defense: Medium Agility: High Height: 4’11’’ Real Name: Eliza Pavlova Old Occupation: Full Time Modeler and Coder Class: Offense

Passive Ability: Due to her cat-based abilities, her speed, agility, and flexibility is naturally increased. She has retractable claws and a tail that she can use to hold onto things -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Very High Attack: Low Defense: High Agility: Medium Height: 5’6’’ Real Name: Amanda A. Raggson Old Occupation: Script Writer Class: Support

Passive Ability: She’s naturally resilient to most damage due to her plush and cotton filled body. She can take more hits than usual, and she can fix herself up easily. However, stuff like water, milk, or any other kind of liquid can slow her down if dosed in enough of it -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Medium Attack: Low Defense: Very Low Agility: Very High Height: 6’4’’ Real Name: Jackson Mendez Old Occupation: Game Tester Class: Offense

Passive Ability: His jumping capability has been increased due to being a Leporidae, making him able to go high into the air and land without taking damage (if he lands on his feet, of course) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: High Attack: Low Defense: Medium Agility: Medium Height: 5’10’’ Real Name: Grace Sezer Old Occupation: Concept Artist Class: Defense

Passive Ability: Being made of ribbons, she’s naturally flexible and can go through tight spaces and reach places most can’t. She also can wrap herself around objects (when she doesn’t have clothes on, which is kinda weird) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: High Attack: High Defense: Low Agility: Medium Height: 7’2’’ Real Name: Zoe Imelda Albrechtsson Old Occupation: Environmental Modeler Class: Support

Passive Ability: They can take themselves apart and put themselves right back together due to their building block like body. This makes them practically immune to a good portion of explosives and limb detachment tactics -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Medium Attack: Medium Defense: High Agility: Very Low Height: 6’4’’ Real Name: Caesar Kingston Old Occupation: Head of the Game Department / Head Coder Class: Defense

Passive Ability: Due to being made of a strong petrified wood, Kinger seems to not take much physical damage unless it’s from explosives or heavy environmental damages. He can still feel the pain though -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Low Attack: Medium Defense: High Agility: Medium Height: 5’11’’ Real Name: Daniel Kaufman Old Occupation: Janitor Class: Offense

Passive Ability: His body is blubbery, which makes him less likely to be damaged by bludgeoning or stabbing like damage, however other sorts of physical damage do the same amount of damage to him -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Very High Attack: Very High Defense: Very High Agility: Very High Height: 5’3’’ Real Name: “Master of the Deadzone” Old Occupation: None Class: ???

Passive Ability: He knows everything about every new player as soon as they enter into the world. It’s unknown how this is even possible, but it seems to be something he’s fed through an unknown source. But this does make him want to know more about the minds behind the stories… -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is an AU that means a lot to me personally. It will handle topics that I understand and relate to. It'll also be a rather serious AU as well

Once I post more about this AU (which I very much will be doing because I have a LOT about it), I shall make a proper masterpost on this one

And please ASK AWAY ON THIS AU. I legit have spent MONTHS working on this AU because I want it to be perfect

Hope to see more soon! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

(Links to other important Deadzone Stuff)

-NPCs -Stupid Sauce and Safe Zones -Comic 1: "First Day" -Comic 2: "Failed Experiments"

[heartlilith]

WHAT THE VENUS SIGNS REMIND ME OF

🩷Oddly specific things I think about when I hear ______ venus

Aries Venus: Summer, rubies, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, rollercoasters, fast cars, the color red, vampire fangs, Saturday nights, liquor stores and gas stations, fireworks, sour candy, cool bic lighters, “you’re mine”, Mario Kart, boys who wear nail polish, fuck it energy, oversized sweatshirts, middle finger emoji, cherries

Taurus Venus: Satin pillowcases, white candles, pearls, mirrors, hand holding, walking someone home at night, vinyls, red lipstick, full lips, fancy dinner dates, the wine and dine, old romantic movies, wallets and purses, hotels, French manicures, old money, “I won’t get on my knees for no man”

Gemini Venus: Driving around at night listening to music, reading to someone, comedy shows, mimosas, Samantha from Sex and the City, libraries, nerd kink, hot teachers/student kink, emerald green, laughter, swing sets, looking out of the window and just watching, untied shoelaces, dogs and puppies, dad jokes

Cancer Venus: Soft feather pillows, a bowl of warm soup, a bubble bath, tears and running mascara, babies and how babies laugh, poetry, “I’ll be whatever you want me to be”, hot tubs, hot coffee, teddy bears, heartbeats, soft hands & skin, lotion, bagels and cream cheese, doodling in your journal

Leo Venus: Lip gloss, mojitos, getting drunk at brunch, diamond tennis bracelets, drunk texts you regret sending later, the block button, lonely nights, shooting stars, blowing bubbles, piggy back rides, art museums, glittery eyeshadow, jumparoos, birthday parties

Virgo Venus: Taking a shower, Dove soap, smooth skin, symmetry, butterflies, the smell of books, getting a facial or going to the spa, chicken caesar salads, the good tasting water, chunky headphones, acoustic guitar, running errands, getting your eyebrows done, neat handwriting, neutral colors, sushi

Libra Venus: Blush, dimples, Y2K fashion, Hello Kitty, makeup skills, those little hand mirrors, princes and princesses, cupcakes, pedicures, Margaritas, taking pictures, art, castles, Disney movies, daisies, spin the bottle, cartwheels, soft hair, bubblegum, skincare, watermelon and pineapple

Scorpio Venus: Psychology, neck tattoos, “until death do us part”, Kings & Queens, snakes, sacred sex, chess, secrets, hickeys, the feeling after you stay up all night, the feeling of being at a concert, roses, knives, tequila shots, legs intertwined, dirty martinis, sparklers, Avril Lavigne, fantasy books, true crime and dark history

Sagittarius Venus: Clouds, rock climbing, rappers, Hip Hop and R&B, going on vacation, açaí bowls and fresh fruit, sun kissed/radiant skin, the color yellow, retreats, history, yoga and Pilates, spicy food, “it is what it is”, curly hair, the smell of weed, casinos, the last day of school, Las Vegas

Capricorn Venus: Leather, red wine, the cow pattern, cowgirl boots, the color brown, espresso, dark chocolate, briefcase of money like in the movies, the movie Scarface, whiskey on the rocks, bosses, owls, turtle necks, caramel, wearing suits, lingerie, business, New York City

Aquarius Venus: Lightbulbs, telescopes and microscopes, LED lights, hamsters, college parties, glitter, peace signs, 70s concerts, food trucks, skipping school, “fuck it”, diving in the pool, the beach at night, disco balls, getting detentions in school

Pisces Venus: Mermaids, kittens, cartoons and Disney princesses, champagne, Webkinz, little kid stories like Goldilocks, 3 Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, clear glittery lip gloss, holographic, snowmen and icicles, swimming in the pool, flower gardens, glow sticks , picnics, bumblebees, sand castles, elementary art class, 3D movies

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Okkotsu Yuta NSFW A-Z

Part of my 20k follower celebration (past due)

Warnings: if it isn’t abundantly clear, this is smut :)

A/N: in honor of hitting 20k followers a while back, I’m going to be posting 10 NSFW alphabets for JJK men - here is scheduled post number 13 :)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Yuta’s aftercare is perfect in every possible way. This man puts so much effort into making sure you are comfortable, clean, and happy after sex. He’ll usually always run you a bath, even if you are exhausted. He’ll carry you into the bathroom and get in the tub with you. He takes the time to fill it with epsom salts and calming aroma scents like lavender and eucalyptus. He’ll massage your body wherever you say you’re a bit tender and he’ll make sure to scrub you clean. Yuta feels energized after sex so it’s not surprising that he has so much energy to take care of you. He’ll make sure to dry you off thoroughly and help you dress in the softest of pajamas. He’ll dry and brush your hair for you, get you water and even pain relievers if he thinks you’ll need them. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yuta is totally infatuated with your chest. He adores everything about it, big, small, flat, doesn’t matter, he’ll spend hours sucking on your chest. Yuta loves to spoon with you, his hands under your shirt and cupping your chest happily, he isn’t even doing it to initiate something with you, he just adores the warmth and softness they offer him. When he’s fucking you, he loves watching your hands scramble to hold your chest because he’s rutting into you too damn hard and causing your whole body to recoil because of it. Which, of course, only makes him work harder. 

Yuta is quite shy at first, finding it hard to pinpoint a part of his body that he favors. But, over time, Yuta finds he has a lot of confidence in his arms. Specifically his forearms, because of the way they bulge when he uses his strength to keep you in place. Or maybe when he’s fucking you in front of a mirror and can see the way his arms look wrapped around your waist. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s filthy, in every way possible. Yuta loves seeing you ruined and fucked out, but he also loves seeing you covered in the sticky mess that his cum makes. Honestly, he’ll cum anywhere you want him to. Even then he can’t make the promise that it’ll end up where you want it, he could aim for your chest but end up on your face, he could aim for coming inside and accidentally pull out and spill his load on your sex. It depends how lost he is in the moment. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Yuta really likes when you degrade him and call him mean names. He doesn’t even have an explanation for why it turns him on the way it does but he loves it. That and the fact that he finds you so unbelievably hot when you’re mad at him… which is really rare cause he doesn’t do many things to piss you off. But fighting is inevitable in relationships, and for the two of you it usually ends in marathon sex so he can’t say he doesn’t like arguing either. He tries not to piss you off on purpose… unless he’s really horny and in the mood to get fucked stupid. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Yuta doesn’t have a ton of experience but you’d never guess it. He’s had maybe two or three partners max and only one instance of a one night stand. Still, he’ll get texts from blocked numbers begging for him back because nobody can fuck them like he did. He’ll show you the messages when they come in and let you handle them how you please, he has all he needs right in front of him so he couldn’t care less about texts like that. Needless to say, Yuta not only knows how to make someone feel good, but how to leave a lasting impression. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, and if you find that boring clearly you’ve been doing it wrong. Yuta adores missionary, I mean he enjoys fucking you in just about every position but there is something so intimate about missionary that drives him up the wall. He loves how close you are, how he can feel your body moving against his, how his weight is making you wheeze and squirm and just produce the prettiest noises he’s ever heard. He loves how he can still kiss you, bite you, and suck hickeys on your neck even when you beg him not to. He loves how he can hear you so perfectly, watching your face contort as you try and hide your cute noises. It’s perfect. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Yuta can be a bit humorous during sex, cracking a few smiles at you and sly comments. It just feels weird for him to be completely serious when with you, even if he’s mad or worked up. Yuta will never fail to pull a smile onto your face as he says something so sweet it nearly makes your teeth ache. He’s such a love bug, especially when he’s being intimate with you. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Yuta has a love-hate relationship with his hair down there. He likes to keep it short and neat but sometimes life gets away from him and his hair grows out more than he would like it to. You, for one, don’t care about his hair down there but Yuta can get a bit shy if you’re getting intimate and he hasn’t had time to clean up his groin lmao

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If you couldn’t tell by his favorite position and his humor, Yuta is very romantic during sex. But romantic in a shy way when you’re first getting into things, as he lets loose, so do his words. You swear Yuta is telling you he loves you every time his hips connect with yours… it’s because he is. He’s nearly lovesick for you as he ruts his hips into you, doesn’t matter if he just saw you this morning, that man misses you and he will make sure you know it. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Yuta’s frequency can vary depending on his mood and work schedule. Before meeting you, he would get himself off once a week minimum. Most weeks he’d jerk off a healthy two-three times. Now, the only time he’ll jerk off is if he’s away from you for too long or if he really needs to do stuff and he can’t get it to go down on its own. Yuta also isn’t shy about using toys to get himself off – that means vibrators, pocket pussies, butt plugs oops-

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Master/Slave kink, I will not go into detail on this one I just… I just think he’d like it if you ordered him around and called him a good boy. He’s heavy on dom/sub but he’s easily a switch and enjoys being in either position. Yuta has a mild breeding kink, one that only comes out when he’s really upset… like if you get injured. I’d also say Yuta is into somnophilia because there have been times he returned from a mission and you’re already passed out but he’s worked up. You’ve discussed it before so it’s completely consensual and he finds it so cute when you start making noises in your sleep as he buries his fingers inside to prep you. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Yuta loves fucking you on just about any surface but he’s grown quite fond of bathtub sex. Something about the steam filling the room, the hot water, the intimacy of the moment, the urge to be careful in order to not make a mess of the room. There are so many factors that go into fucking in the bathtub that Yuta almost views it as a challenge, which is part of the enjoyment. Yuta is also an avid lover of car sex, for similar reasons to fucking in the bath, he likes the risks that come with it. He finds the possibilities of getting caught or trying not to make an absolute mess to be very fun… plus watching you try and keep quiet is amusing for him. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He’s a sucker for non-sexual intimacy just as he’s a sucker for sexual intimacy. Yuta has absolutely popped a hard-on because you cuddled into him while sitting on the couch. He’s mildly embarrassed about the fact that some of the most innocent touches get him worked up, but he just can’t help how in love he is with you. Yuta is also very obsessed with lingerie, he’ll never expect you to wear it for him or always be wearing cute undergarments. But it’s a real treat for him when you decide to “dress up” in that sense. You may notice him being a tad more handsy with you when you tease him with a lacy waistband peeking above your pants. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hateful, mean, spiteful sex. Anything along the lines of hooking up just to put someone in their place if that makes sense? He can certainly be rough, but it’s out of love and adoration for you. He’s never liked the idea of hook-ups or one night stands, he’s much more into emotions and really caring about someone when sleeping with them. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Yuta is all about your pleasure so it’s not surprising that he has a preference for giving oral. Not to say he doesn't love receiving it, he definitely adores it, but going down on you is almost like a guilty pleasure for him. He’ll go down on you to relieve his own stress, spending hours between your thighs until he is satisfied with how many times you’ve come. His skills came naturally, somehow knowing exactly what to do when he got down there. If you were his first? You’d never guess it, Yuta is very skilled with his tongue… something else that’ll make him blush if you mention it. He’s still shy somehow. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Yuta can and will adjust his pace to your liking, but naturally the man is pretty eager and can start off faster than intended. He learned over time that it is much more gratifying to work his way up to the rougher and faster paces, especially since you’ll start to whine and beg for him to go faster or be rougher. The way you plead with him drives him absolutely wild. When he’s sleepy, worn out from a day's work and still needs to satisfy his cravings of you, Yuta’s hips take a much more languid and sensual roll. He’ll press his lips to your ear so you can hear his breathing struggle as he whispers his love and adoration for you. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Yeah but also no… he’s conflicted mostly because he can never keep a quickie… quick. Even car sex can span on for twenty minutes if he’s not mindful. He just gets so lost in you and your body, how is he supposed to speed things up when he feels he has all the time in the world?

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’ll experiment with you for sure but he will shamelessly research what you want to try before even bringing it into the bedroom. He does this because he wants to make sure it’s safe and something he will also enjoy. But he also does this to make sure he does it properly for you, buys the right things, has the right idea on the concept. He wants you to enjoy it properly of course. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Bless you honestly, this man can go all fucking night and even past the sunrise if he really wants to. He’ll wear you out and make sure you need to call out of work the next day because he swears he’s not done with you yet. Yuta is an avid lover of marathon sex and he has the stamina to keep up with it. Usually he can go as long as ten minutes per round once he gets inside of you but he will not hold himself back from coming, so he’s not usually one to stick out the full ten minutes unless he’s just trying to tease you. He knows going longer can sometimes become painful. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Yuta loves toys, both on you and himself. He thinks they are incredibly fun to use in bed with you and just by himself. He’s not opposed to any toys really, he’ll buy/use whatever he feels like or whatever you express interest in wanting. Nothing is really off limits in that sense. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Yuta can tease you but he’s not really unfair. He’ll edge you unintentionally and make up for it seconds later. He’ll praise you until you’re squirming, roll his hips a little slower to hear you whine, but he’s never dragging on his teasing. He’d rather see you crying from pleasure than desperation cause he’s holding back. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Yuta. Whimpers. Yuta. Whines. 

You can’t tell me anything different. Yuta will not restrain his noises… mostly because he’s incapable of doing so. He’ll moan and curse, babble on and on about how good you feel, thank you over and over for letting him have you. He’s learned to not be embarrassed by his noises because he realized how much they seem to turn you on. He takes it as a compliment now. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

One of Yuta’s biggest guilty pleasures is cock-warming. He loves being close to you, cuddling you tightly as you both try and sleep. So why not take it a step further and just… slip inside. His only issue is that he can never promise it’ll remain cock-warming. His hips or yours turn restless at some point and you’ll easily get carried away. But, on nights where you’re both able to control yourselves, Yuta will knock out within seconds of slipping inside of you. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

When soft, Yuta is sitting at 5.2 inches. Once hard, Yuta is 6.3 inches and curves upwards. He’s got a good girth to him, the kind that requires some getting used to but doesn’t hurt if he prepares you correctly. He’s got a pretty cock, which you’ve mentioned before just to see his face turn a shade of scarlet as you kept reassuring him that you meant it. He’s paler with a pretty flushed pink tip and some light veins running along his shaft. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Man he could fuck you every day of the week, all hours of the day, if he had the time. His sex drive is unbelievably high, this boy was touch starved and now he can’t get enough.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He will not fall asleep until he assures that you have been properly taken care of. Yuta also feels pretty energized after sex so he may not come right back to bed after he’s sure you’re comfy. Depending on the time of day, he’s actually gone for a run after or cleaned the house before accompanying you in bed again. You like to tease him and call him an overachiever for doing more cardio after all the cardio he just did. Typically though, if you fuck before bed, he’ll be asleep within thirty minutes or so. 

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NSFW ALPHABET: VERGIL

not me coming back to post anything but the third chapter of my priest vergil fic …. anyways, have this in the meantime while i wrestle with writer’s block.

i’d love to do this for dante and possibly whomever else, if there’s any want for it - my inbox is open!

obv nsfw warning for below, tried to keep it gender neutral as well - enjoy!

xoxo, obscura

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

The eternal gentleman, Vergil is doting and attentive - making sure you’re satisfied, cleaned, and content after intimacy. He’ll always clean you before himself, offering water, back rubs, and maybe even a nice bath to get you feeling right again. If it’s in bed, cuddles are mandatory - Vergil sees sex as a bonding activity, and holding you in his arms or lying on your chest is necessary to connect with one another.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Vergil has spent years training to get the perfect physique for fighting. He takes great pride in how he looks, and is not shy about it - but a favorite thing about him? I don’t think Vergil has given it much thought.

It’s a different story with his partner. I will gladly die on the hill that Vergil is an ass man. Vergil loves to grab it, smack it, bite it - just overall handsy. Speaking of, he’s got a thing for hands. He will worship his partner’s hands, seeing them as divine devices capable of such grace and care.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Despite Vergil’s disdain for firearms, this man’s a shooter. He’s unfortunately hit an eye or two during oral with some straggling ropes, and he always feels bad but can’t help it.

He has a preference for coming inside (he will demand it most times, unless you’re adamant for something else). Though, he does appreciate the occasional facial. Something about marking his territory…

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Something tells me that Vergil picks up photography as a hobby when he returns back from hell. It’s harmless, mostly, but it’s strayed into the bedroom and he’s assembling his own photo diary of your sexual rendezvouses. On each page is detailed entries of what happened, what he found interesting, what made you tick, all alongside a photo of you folded like a pretzel or sitting pretty in a new set he bought you. ‘It’s for science’, he’ll say when you find it hidden under some other books on his desk.

I also think Vergil genuinely would love exploring being a sub to some extent. The man’s whole life has been a quest for power and control. But if he found someone he trusted enough, I think he would be willing to relinquish that control for a little bit and be at the whims of someone else. Call him a good boy? Tell him how good he’s making you feel? He’s melting like soft-serve in summer.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Vergil has experience, but it’s limited. The man is not a dog like others are quick to assume due to Nero’s conception, but he did experiment a little in his 20s.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Lotus, standing dragon, and ol’ reliable: missionary

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Vergil is a perfectionist at heart and sex isn’t an exception. It’s very few and between that you’ll have him acting silly during such an intimate act. I think the only time he’d truly be more loose and laughing is if he was inebriated in some way.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Well groomed, may let it grow in if he’s been with someone for a long time due to comfortability. I don’t think he cares how his partner grooms themselves, as long as they are cleanly - to each their own.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sex is about devotion to Vergil. He takes it seriously and ensures his partner feels absolutely valued and worshiped. If time permits, Vergil is taking the time to set the scene. You’ll come home to freshly washed bedsheets, lit candles, and dinner already made and prepared for serving. It’s all-encompassing for him, more about the bond between you two than the result.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I feel like he edges when he’s frustrated. Just to punish himself for whatever it is that is bothering him. However, I don’t think he masturbates often, as he finds it a waste of energy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bdsm is a given, duh. A rope junkie - loves to tie you down in impossible positions, or to be tied up himself, forcing himself to put his trust in you. Body worship, breeding, temperature play, pet play. Handcuffs, gags, cameras, leashes. The voices are also telling me he’s into blood play……much to think about. But ONLY on him - he’s not too keen on actually hurting you outside of hickeys and bruises.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom, absolutely. Again, sex is not trivial to him. If not in bed, definitely in the bath. However, even the devil in him gets the best of his control sometimes and he’ll squeeze a quickie in the back of the car or the bathroom of a bar.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you do mundane tasks drives Vergil up the wall. He’ll stand there and watch you bend over the washing machine, doing paperwork, fixing your hair, and it’ll be more of a turn on than any lewd act. Something about seeing you so blissfully unaware of your natural state is too much for him. Bonus points if you’re doing housework and disheveled - clothes a mess, sweat on your brow. He’s practically foaming at the mouth.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Carelessness in any regard is a huge no for him, whether it’s out of ignorance or stubbornness. He’s a proud man and doesn’t tolerate blatant disrespect.

I mentioned it briefly above, but hurting you seriously is off the table. Safety is the utmost priority when it comes to you for him - he will not jeopardize that in any way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

MUUUUUUNCH. He is a munch, I swear it. It’s mostly out of greed, if we’re being honest. He loves to watch you squirm, see how many times he can make you come alone from his mouth before he dares to fuck you. Loves face-sitting, he sees it as a challenge. Will also view oral as a form of body worship - he will take his damn time.

Vergil will never admit it, but he also loves to be on the receiving end. Loves to see you on your knees, taking him to the hilt and feeling you gulp around him. Careful, though! He’s a head-pusher.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Varies on the mood. If it’s more of a loving, sensual session, he will drag it out for as long as he feels necessary unless you tap out or flip him over out of impatience. Rougher, heated goes are another story. His movements will be unforgiving and staccato, ramming into your slick with purpose and ferocity.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Mentioned above. It’s only really if he physically can’t get you home quick enough. Or if you have an argument. He loves a good post-fight fuck.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Vergil is always looking for ways to push his own boundaries. He’s spent years honing his strengths and learning his every weakness - of course he’s gonna want to put them to the test. Whether that’s trying something new or getting a more risqué.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Demon genes go crazy. I think he could easily go back to back a few rounds before calling it quits. Any less would more so be for the wellbeing of his partner. I think Vergil purposely tries to last as long as physically possible to push himself, but sometimes he gets a little too lost in how soft your skin feels or how tightly your squeezing around him to hold back any longer.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Vergil wouldn’t be too knowledgeable about toys, but if he had a partner that was, he would be open to exploration. (Honey, go get the strap)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

HE IS A BRATTTT (365 party girl)! Whether it’s orgasm denial or straight up refusal to even touch you, he’s playing the long game.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Grunts and growls, for sureeeee. It’s more animalistic than anything. Not a talker, really, as he gets near silent when he’s in the zone, but he’ll make sure to pepper in some praise or instruction here and there so you stay present.

When Vergil is on the receiving end/subbing, it’s a different story. WHINY. So, so whiny and blubbers out nonsense. Whimpers and moans so unlike the stoic warrior, you have to do a double-take to even be sure the sounds are coming from him.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Oral fixation.

Also secretly a big fan of pet names: darling, sweet, love, little one/bird, sweetheart.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Vergil is a big man. 6’5, to be exact. Add devil genes in the mix and the man’s packin’. I don’t think it’s anything ridiculous, but I’m betting on a good 8 when hard. Uncut with a slight left curve. Definitely nothing to be shy about.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Vergil spent years in solitude - I think he can handle a lot of pining. He’s patient and panther-esque, ever waiting for the right time to strike. That being said, if you and him were long-term, I think he’d make it a point to have sex integrated into your regular routine, to keep your relationship and minds secure. Health is wealth, after all.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He has a hard time sleeping in general, but it’s a little easier when you’re tucked in his side, bare and satisfied. He’d probably lie awake for a while, even after you dozed off, just to hold you close and remind himself you’re really there and he’s safe from harm.

[heavenly-fae]

nsft alphabet - ian malcolm

ian malcolm x reader

warnings | smut, afab!reader, dom!ian

a/n | haiiii everyone !! been a while huh. life update. i started reading the berserk manga and im hooked, im so fixated on guts it’s not even funny anymore bc i will start writing for him. but um back to the ian post, yeah i started this when i was really fixated on him and only just now im finishing it bc i got distracted lmfao. i know most of yall followed me for jeff’s characters content but it might be while before i post about one of his characters again </3 i’ll always them tho :( as always enjoy reading !!!

A - aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

- like a gentleman, he would immediately start pampering you. asking you if you want water, cleaning you up, taking care of any marks are bruises he’s left on you. i feel like he’s definitely the type to loveee showers or baths together, would indulge you both in one to relax and take care of you.

B - body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

- on you - let’s be real. he’s an ass man. ass and legs specifically tbh…he’s the type to smack you ass as he’s walking by i swear !! adores and i mean adores when you wear short shorts or dresses/skirts. he enjoys sneaking up behind you and groping you, grinding into you. he’s never leaving you or your ass alone.

- on him - be fr. ian malcolm cannot pick a favorite thing about himself if everything is his favorite. ok, if i had to pick, i guess his hair, or hands. i feel like ian would have a 5-step hair care routine to keep his curls all nice and pretty.

C - cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

- inside. is this even a question. he has like 4 kids, i dont think ian knows the concept of pulling out. he especially likes watching it drip out of you. he’ll crawl between your legs and watch it while mumbling how good you are for him, how you’re gonna be such a beautiful family together. he can barely resist eating you out right after.

D - dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

- this is kinda self-indulgent for me. but um, i think he’s into the large age gap. it’s not even a secret, because when you call him daddy in that sweet little lilting voice, he can feel himself hard and thick in his pants. god, he wouldn’t even feel guilty about being with you when you're half his age because you’re just such a sweetheart for him <3

E - experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

- dr. malcolm has been around the block, we all know this. he’s a manwhore. but that does mean he knows how to please his partner. he’ll roll his hips, hitting that spongey little spot inside of you. lick his thumb before planting it on your clit to rub quick figure eights, which have your thighs shaking and his name falling off your tongue like a prayer. whisper dirty things in your ear while kissing you all sloppily. he knows how to fuck.

F - fave position (this goes without saying)

- visual link (nsfw!) = 1 2

- doggy! honestly i feel like ian would love all positions just as long as you're feeling good. but, he cannot go wrong with doggy. he’ll press your chest down while taking you from behind, usually with his fingers in your mouth to pull you back and hold your jaw open. or he likes pressing his chest against your back. tucking his head into your neck, pressing his lips against your skin, and groaning when you reach an arm back to sink your fingers into his curls.

G - goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous?)

- ian is definitely playful, he will make a joking tease to pull a giggle from your lips. but he will also laugh at you and not with you, just to humiliate you just a bit. he’ll squish your tear-stained cheeks together and call you a crybaby, just to then laugh at you.

H - hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

- if you're reading this you’ve most likely seen the first jurassic park. we all know the scene. this man has a bush and a happy trail let’s be fr. but he keeps it neat ! it’s not an unkempt bush !

I - intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

- ian definitely has the capacity to be intimate with you. to ~make love~ to you. he’s devoted as can be and it shows (even if sometimes he does want a quick fuck. elaboration later). ian loves keeping eye contact with you, whether it's through a mirror, while you're riding him, or in any other position that allows the two of you to be face to face. he loves watching the small ticks in your expression as he grinds his hips into yours, cock sinking into you at the most excruciatingly slow pace he's ever gone. loves the way your cheeks flush and your cunt squeezes him when he calls you his, "pretty baby."

J - jerk off (masturbation headcanon)

- hmm. honestly i don’t know. i feel like usually he doesn’t care enough to masturbate, especially if you’re nearby. however, say he’s on some seminar halfway across the world and he misses you, a little more than usual, he feels no shame in calling you and pulling out his rigid, leaking cock and fucking his hand to the sound of your pretty voice.

K - kinks (one or more of their kinks)

- teasing - ian adores making you beg for him, lingering touches that disappear too fast or too slow. a kiss that's too addicting and you need more. yet, he chuckles and makes you work for it. also goes hand in hand with edging you, he will delay your orgasm as long as he wants just to hear you whine for him.

- breeding - he wants to make you a single mother. no no, but he genuinely wants to raise a family together. that’s it. he doesn’t know what pulling out is as i said a few paragraphs ago. he loves marking you as his and fucking his cum deeper into you to make sure it takes.

L - location (favorite places to do the do)

- honestly anywhere. but not straight up in public yk. but he’s a risk taker, and i feel like he enjoys the thrill of getting caught. for some reason, i say he rlly rlly likes car sex specifically, you getting all riled up for him that you just end up riding him in the driver's seat or he bends you over in the backseat, yeah, he’s not mad at that idea at all.

M - motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

- your teasing. whether it be playful or sexual, it always riles ian up. it's one of the many things that he loves about you, your sense of humor. and also him knowing how much you want him, how your small, playful gestures toy with him until he breaks and takes you off to a private little space to fuck you stupid.

N - nope (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

- would never hurt you other than light slapping or spanking, or choking. he couldn’t bring himself to hurt you any more than that with your consent of course. you're his doll and he takes care of you :(

O - oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill)

- hmm i think he likes receiving and giving equally. sometimes he can be a little selfish, and yeah he does just want sum head lmfao. but he’s also a munch, he literally told me i swear !!

- receiving - he’s can’t help but loveee when his cock is buried down your throat. ian thinks it's adorable how your eyes water when trying to swallow his length down, gets a little more than just an ego boost. he also loves when it gets messy, watching as you stare up at him with tear-stained cheeks, your mouth and chin covered in spit and his cum.

- giving - ian loves the taste of you on his tongue, loves to overstimulate you, loves to control your orgasms, loves to hear you beg and roll your hips on his tongue. he could spend the rest of his life buried between your thighs, large hands gripping the fat of your hips to keep you still as your thighs quiver and your pussy pulses from being too sensitive.

P - pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

- hard and deep. he’s not fast, nor is he particularly slow and sensual. on days when he is feeling romantic, he will take his sweet time with you, slow and deep strokes accompanied with tender kisses and whispers of praise. but on the usual, with the experience he has under his belt (haha), he’s found a perfect pace, of course, when he’s close,e he barely pulls away from you and instead deeply grinds into you, hitting that sweet spot inside you.

Q - quickies (their opinions on quickies, how often?)

- oh yes. he never says no to a quickie. he’s usually the one who initiates it anyway. lovess a quickie while in his office, shoving his papers aside to bend you over his desk and fuck you dumb. pressing the palm of his hand against your whining mouth to keep you quiet…..a very good stress reliever !

R - risky (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

- very very open minded. it would be you bringing up experimenting and then him saying that he’s always thought about it lmfao. he’s down for anything! though he would say no to having a third in the bedroom. he wants to be the only one making you feel good.

S - stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

- has the average stamina of a 40 year old man. which is like what 1 or maybeee 2 rounds if you're lucky. however even if he’s spent, he can always pleasure you in other ways if you're still reeling wink wink nudge nudge.

T - toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

- oh yeah! i think he’d have so much fun with toys in the bedroom, he himself would probably own like rope or blindfolds, nothing more than that (maybe a small bullet vibrator that he can control hehe) he likes to use toys mostly on you but if your feeling up to it he’s always willing to have them used on him <33

U - unfair (how much they like to tease)

- such a tease (looks at the letter K). but im not mad to elaborate on this at all though bc i want him to tease me so bad its not even funny. whether it be with overstimulation, ruining your orgasms, or even having you beg him to let you cum. ian revels in seeing your eyes water and your lips pout. god especially if you’re being particularly bratty he does not let you cum until he’s pushed you to edge multiple times <3 also also !! just mentioning that he also enjoys being teased as well <33

V - vocal (how loud are they, what noises do they make)

- he’s a talker. hands down. he most definitely curses when he's moaning as well, drawn out “fucks” and at when your pussy squeezes him tight, he'll say. "fuck, dollface, your cunt was made for me”. top pet names are any variation of doll, sweetheart, and of course baby <3 he’ll mutter out praise and degradation that gets even worse when he gets close. ian begins to babble on his words breaking with moans becoming less coherent, but he still forces them out as fast as he possibly can, until he's stuttering out groan of your name while spilling his cum deep inside you.

W - wild card (random headcanon for the character)

- hes into anal. this might just be me being self indulgent but he craves the feeling of his cock nestled deep in your tight ass. ian fucks you into the mattress, your tummy pressed down onto the bed with the weight of his body as he fucks your tight hole and all you can do is lay there and take every last inch of him <3333

X - x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

- he’s well adjusted and he knows it. it’s a reasonable length, and he's on the thicker side. it’s a slightly darker tan with his tip leaning more red. when hes hard, it curls upward a bit towards his belly button.

Y - yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

- he may be 40 but that doesn’t stop him from being horny !! but honestly he will always follow your lead, if you have high or low sex drive he’ll always match your energy.

Z - zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

- if anything, a good session clears his head and calms him down. he usually ends up just reading at your side. on days when he’s real tired, he’ll lay there, holding you close and running his hands along your back and then further. he'll drift off to the sound of your slow breathing and the steady rhythm of your heart.

[vamphoonie]

nsfw alphabet park sunghoon x afab reader ⭑ warnings dom!sunghoon, mentions of rough sex, stomach touching, slight belly bulge, breeding, pregnancy mention, unprotected sex, protected sex, oral sex, love making, bath sex, mentions of face and pussy slapping, spanking, vibrators, mentions of reader wearing makeup and sunghoon being a perv

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ཐི⋆ཋྀ a is for aftercare what are they like after sex?

sunghoon gets a bit sleepy after sex, but his main priority is always you. especially in times where you may have had a more intense scene than usual. no matter what, he always makes sure to get a damp cloth and wipe the mess from the inside of your thighs - the gross mixture of his saliva, your wetness, and cum - before he pulls you in for a cuddle. the two of you can take a bath after you regain your energy.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ b is for body part their favorite body part of yours.

he loves your tummy. he loves to watch the way it slightly bulges at the bottom when he’s deep inside you, even goes as far as to press his palm to the bulge, pushing your hips down and making you feel him even deeper. this is usually what starts his desire to breed you and stuff you full of his cum, imagining how pretty you’d look with your growing belly when he is successful in doing so.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ c is for cum anything to do with cum basically.

he’s a clean guy. he doesn’t like to make too much of a mess, so he would mostly cum inside the condom, or inside you if you let him hit it raw. if he feels like it’ll be a particularly messy night, like when he has the desire to eat you out until his jaw hurts, he’ll place a towel down under your hips to soak up any mess made.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ d is for dirty secret a dirty secret of theirs.

sunghoon secretly, or not so much, has a corruption kink. he never explicitly states it, but he likes the way your innocent eyes beg him to do everything for you. from when you’re out shopping and you ask him to briefly step inside the fitting room with you to zip up a dress, or when you ask him to hold your bags, or tie your shoes, or even so much as to reach something he purposely put on the highest shelf of your home so you have to ask him to get it down when you need it. he likes when you are essentially helpless and need him in your daily life to do everything for you.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ e is for experience how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?

i don’t think he’s very experienced at all, actually. but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what he’s doing. he’s a pretty reserved guy, meaning he doesn’t get in bed with just anyone. he’s a devoted man, and when he loves you, he’ll do anything and everything it takes to please you. from treating you like royalty to taking his time to explore your body and find out all of the little things that make your eyes roll back and your toes curl.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ f is for favorite position this includes an illustrated link.

#11. he could spend hours between your legs like this. he loves to do this when you’ve been very obedient, eating your pussy with purpose while you arch your back, pushing your hips toward his face as you play with your own tits.

#313. he loves the intimacy of being able to look into each others eyes during sex. he’s surrounded by you; your hands are draped over him, your legs squeezing around his waist, and he’s able to lean over and look at your face. he loves to watch your face contort in pleasure as you struggle to keep your eyes open, watching him and his own reactions.

#493. sometimes, sunghoon likes to show off his strength. he doesn’t live in the gym for nothing—he does it so he’s able to show off and hold you close while he’s balls deep inside you. he loves to hoist you up by your thighs, using his pure muscle strength to bounce you up and down on his cock (and his core strength to not double over in pleasure, because you feel so good wrapped around him.)

#316. on nights that he’s a bit rougher in bed, whether it’s because he needs to release some tension in his body or you asked for it, he likes to go for this position. the pillow under your hips angles you just right for him to hit that sweet spot inside you, and he likes to use your hair as leverage to arch your back more for him. he loves how it gets you moaning louder, unable to contain your sounds.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ g is for goofy are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.

i think he sees sex as an act of love, so he tends to take it pretty seriously. if he didn’t love you, he wouldn’t be sleeping with you, so he would appreciate if you took it to heart the way he did as well. sex, to him, is a way to prove your loyalty and devotion to one another through your physical connection. he’s not quite the type to have casual sex.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ h is for hair how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.

again, he’s a clean and neat guy. he also thinks appearance is important. at the very least, he is closely trimmed. he doesn’t like to seem unkempt and unclean with long, thick hair on his pelvic bone. he either trims the hair there closely or removes it completely, and his balls absolutely are rid of hair.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ i is for intimacy how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect?

he is the king of romance during sex. as i mentioned before, he sees sex as a way to prove your love to someone. most times, unless you request a specific sort of scene, he is romancing you and making you feel like you are the only person to ever exist. his full focus is on you, leaving no parts of your body untouched or unloved. you will feel his love surrounding you (and deep inside of you.)

ཐི⋆ཋྀ j is for jack off masturbation headcanon.

he doesn’t jerk off often. he has an insane deal of self control, to the point that he can and will wait until he sees you again. he doesn’t want to waste his sexual energy on something so selfish to him. he’d much rather save the moment of release for you, wants to share his pleasure with you.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ k is for kink one or more of their kinks.

edging ── when i say that he likes to draw things out and make it last longer, that involves some edging for the both of you. he likes to build up just until one (or both) of you are just about to cum, then dial it back to leave you breathless at the loss of your almost-orgasm, just to do it again until you can’t hold it any longer.

sensation play ── he likes to stimulate all of your senses, and for his to be stimulated too. feeling his touch all over your body, seeing how blissed out you look, hearing each other’s sounds like music to your ears, tasting each other on your tongue when he kisses you, and smelling each other’s natural musk as your bodies are pressed together in an act of love and pleasure.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ l is for location favorite places to do the do.

he’s not one for spontaneity, so places such as the bed or the bath are his go-to locations. something about the plush mattress and soft sheets beneath you, you looking up at him with doe eyes full of desire and love, or the intimacy of being pressed nakedly against one another in a warm bath that he’d run for you is his favorite.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ m is for motivation what turns them on, gets them going?

he’s a sucker for domestic moments. if he wandered into the kitchen, seeing you in his clothes, attempting to make the both of you a meal, he’s done for. or cuddling on the sofa, watching a movie together. if you massage his shoulders after a long day at work, chest pressed against his back as you whisper sweet nothings and praises in his ear, he’ll be ready to flip you over and press deep into you.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ n is for no something they wouldn’t do, turn offs.

he absolutely will not do anything that will cause you physical harm. you might could get away with some light face slapping or pussy slapping as stimulation, maybe even some spanking if you’ve been misbehaving, but that’s as far as he will go. he is not going to intentionally cause you any pain or suffering; he loves you too much.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ o is for oral preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

his main focus is you, your pleasure, and what you want. he could probably live without blowjobs, but if you want to give him one, who is he to deny his lover? that being said, he 100% prefers to give you head instead. it brings him pleasure to have you moaning, whining, rutting your hips up into his face as his tongue languidly strokes your swollen clit. he’s good at making you want more, dragging out your pleasure and slowly building up your orgasm. he likes to take his time and have you begging for more. and it works, without fail, every time.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ p is for pace are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

it depends on the day or what you ask for. on his own, he is a soft and sensual lover. he likes to make love. he likes to make you feel every inch of him, every little bit of him pouring his love into you. but if you ask for it, he can be rougher. he can flip you onto your stomach, pulling your hips up just enough to arch your back the way he wants, and fuck into your aching pussy with a fiery passion that has you gripping the sheets so hard they wrinkle and come undone at the corners.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ q is for quickie their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

sunghoon and quickies do not mix. he doesn’t like feeling rushed; he likes to take his time to take you apart and put you back together again. he feels that quickies are too impersonal. he likes the connection and emotion that comes from loving someone so much that you are willing to share your naked body with them, so quickies where you barely get your panties out of the way before his cock is pushing past your entrance are not ideal for him.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ r is for risk are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.

he’s absolutely willing to experiment with you. as mentioned before, he likes to take his time to figure out exactly what it is that makes you fall apart, the things that make you wettest, the things that light your body aflame with passion and desire. he’s not much of a physical risk taker, such as dangerous kinks or risky locations, but he’ll consider them if you ask.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ s is for stamina how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

he generally prefers one long, drawn out round, rather than multiple shorter rounds. again, he likes to really take his time and really have an experience with you. he likes when both of you are breathlessly holding on to each other, so close to being completely spent, high off of each other and love, bodies numb from pleasure and feeling like you have finally melded into one.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ t is for toys do they own toys? do they use them?

i don’t think he would own a ton of toys, but he would have a vibrator stored away for special occasions. perhaps one that you can use both internally and externally. he would use it on nights you beg for more, or sometimes when you’ve been misbehaving as a way to tame you. holding your hips down as you try to squirm from the feeling of the vibrator on your clit, or the sensation of it being slowly thrusted inside of you on the lowest setting, seemingly as a punishment.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ u is for unfair how much do they like to tease?

he likes to get you a little heated, but he doesn’t tease for long. the second that your eyes start getting watery, he’s putty in your hands to do whatever you’d like him to. he may pretend as if he isn’t going to touch you, to give you what you want, mocking you a little for being so needy. but one look at him with puppy dog eyes, gripping his bicep, he’s done for and he’s giving you everything you like.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ v is for volume how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

i don’t think he’s very loud, but he does make noise. he gets close enough to your ears and moans out how good you feel, how tightly you��re squeezing around his cock, how pretty you are, how you’re made for him. he’s a moaner and a bit of a talker.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ w is for wild card a random headcanon for the character.

sunghoon would love to watch you get ready. secretly palming himself every time you bend over to grab something, and complimenting you as you sit at your vanity to do your makeup, just for him to want to ruin it directly after. sunghoon loves to see your lipstick smeared all over his skin and wiped off of your lips.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ x is for x-ray what’s going on under those clothes?

he’s long, above average. slender with a thicker tip and base. the type of cock to stretch you and fill you up like you were made to fit together like puzzle pieces.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ y is for yearning how high is their sex drive?

he doesn’t have the highest sex drive in the beginning, and you may even think he’s not attracted to you. but he is - trust me, he is. it just takes him a little while to get comfortable, and once he is, it’s like a switch flips. once he gets comfortable and sure of himself, he will never take his hands off of you.

ཐི⋆ཋྀ z is for zzz how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?

after he gets you cleaned up and settled, he will fall asleep rather quickly. probably within 10-30 minutes. and he will fall asleep holding you, even if you are still naked and sticky from sweat.

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

You guys really got me to one thousand likes in less than two days.

I don't even know what's happening but it's pulling me out of a really awful writer's block.

I have more ideas than I know what to do with so expect a good bit of content in the future.

You're all incredible 💗 ❤️

Have some Shanks headcanons, ranging from fluffy to spicy. As a treat.

I was a little iffy about Live Action Shanks at first, since he was literally my first manga/anime crush ever. But he grew on me more with every scene.

Especially that final scene where he saw Luffy's wanted poster. I mean....

Lookit that smile 🥹

So anyway.

LA!Shanks X Fem!Reader

Shanks A — Z

A — Afterglow (How are they after sex?)

Holding you close and telling you how much he adores you.

He's going to give you anything you want. Anything.

"Do you need anything, sweetheart? I've got you."

You want a bath, he's going to run it for you, carry you there once it's ready, and help you bathe.

Food or a drink, you just lay down, he's got it.

Shanks is completely and utterly devoted to making you feel like a goddess after sex.

Showering you with soft, tender kisses and caresses and endless praise, rubbing his fingers between your wet folds to prolong your pleasure as long as possible.

If it seems like he's trying to coax you into another round, he probably is. Your're going to have to outright tell him you're if spent, because he can't get enough of you.

B — Backrubs? (Do they like them? Like giving them?)

You can expect it nightly. You're his princess and he's going to pamper you.

He might only have one hand, but dear gods those fingers are magic.

He's not asking anything in return, but if you're offering then he isn't going to turn you down.

Closing his eyes and groaning as your fingers work through the tension in his muscles.

"Oh, you're too good for me, love."

C — Cuddling (Do they enjoy cuddling a lot ot only at certain moments?)

If you're within arm's reach, then Shanks has his arm around you.

His main mode of affection is physical.

Pulling you you to his side, resting his head over yours, tugging you down onto his lap.

He wants you close, as much and as often as you're willing to be, and he does't give a damn who sees.

D — Dance (Are they good at it? Do they enjoy it?)

Not really big on dancing, but if you want to he isn’t going to turn you down.

He'll take any excuse he can get to hold you close.

Tucking your hair behind your ear so he can rest his temple against yours.

His arm curled loosely around your back.

E — Extravagant Gestures (Things they do to make you feel loved)

He would literally move mountains for you if he could.

You tell him your dreams, well now they're his dreams too.

Anything you accomplish, whether alone or with his help, warrants the most lavish of celebrations.

He isn’t particularly materialistic, but what his princess wants, she gets, no questions asked.

"If you wanted the moon, I would make this ship fly so you could stake your claim."

F — Fighting (How do they hand arguments/apologies?)

All puppy-dog eyes and pouts.

Shanks makes it impossible to stay mad at him for any reasonable length of time. He's just too damned adorable.

Wrapping an arm around you and laying his head on your shoulder, refusing to let you go until you listen.

Even if it's a serious argument, the look of utter heartbreak on his face makes you cave every time.

"Come on, sweetheart. Just name it, I'll do anything."

He isn’t too proud to apologize—he knows when he's in the wrong, and he'll do anything in his power to make it up to you.

G — Going Out (What do they do for dates?)

If Shanks is the one doing the planning, you can expect to end up one of two places.

You might be at the nearest tavern, going shot for shot on rum until you can't see straight, singing sea shanties into the dark hours of morning.

Or laid out on a secluded stretch of beach in the moonlight, sharing a bottle or two, wrapped up in each others' arms and lips and forgetting the passage of time entirely.

He's happy doing anything that means he gets to spend time with you, though, so he's fine with going out of his element if you have something else in mind.

H — Heartache (How would they handle it if you broke up with them?)

Don't. Please. Just don't. He'll be inconsolable.

He'll cry. Don't make Shanks cry. That's just heartless.

He won't show it in front of his crew. He'll keep up his usual carefree and aloof facade.

But once he's alone, he'll be in complete shambles.

He'll probably drink himself senseless.

He loves hard, with every fabric of his being, and losing you would utterly destroy him.

I — Intimacy (When are they intimate with you? And how often?)

Literally all the time.

Shanks always kisses you like no one's watching, pulling you flush against him and delving his tongue between your lips and squeezing your rear.

In his eyes, there's no wrong time to show how much he treasures you. How much he wants you.

His ship could be under fire by a full Marine armada and he would still pull you in for a slow, sweet kiss if the mood struck.

In fact he'd probably do it just to show the Marines how completely unbothered he is.

J — Joker (How do they make you laugh)

If Shanks isn't cracking some stupid joke, you're worried something is wrong.

He loves making people laugh, loves seeing people laughing and enjoying life.

And making *you* laugh? That gives him life.

He's gone far as to pull your panties on while you're alone together in the captain's cabin and imitate you being dramatic about something until you're begging him to stop before you choke to death on your own giggles.

K — Kissing (How good? How often?)

If you're within eyeshot, he *has* to kiss you.

He knows that his crew will roll their eyes and tease him about it, but he doesn't care. Your lips are like a drug and he simply can't get enough.

His kisses tend to be light and plauful.

Lightly biting and pulling at your bottom lip.

Flicking his tongue across lips to coax yours out.

Letting his tongue swirl slowly around yours before pulling back and leaving you craving more.

Pulling you into his lap when he deepens the kiss.

Lifting his hand to flip off anyone with the audacity to tell you two to get a room.

"Don't pay them any mind, princess. They're just a bunch of jealous pricks."

L — Lay down (How do they sleep with you? Are they a cuddler or do they prefer their space?)

He has to be against you in bed.

If you roll away in your sleep, he will subconsciously shift closer to you.

Spooning is definitely his favorite—your back and your ass pressed up against him, his arm draped over your waist so he can caress your stomach or lay his palm over one of your soft breasts...absolute *heaven*.

M — Making babies (Do they want to settle down and have kids?)

Shanks is good with kids, being that he's practically an overgrown kid himself half the time.

All the same, he just...isn’t sure.

He loves you to death. Having a family with you would be a dream come true.

But if he had to leave his ship, his crew behind? He just isn’t sure he could do that.

Because he loves them to death, too.

N — Nervous? (How confident are they when it comes to romance?)

Shanks posseses the positively deadly combination of being unnecessarily charming and handsome, and incredibly aware of it.

Thus, his confidence is through the roof.

He knows he doesn't need anything more than a cheeky grin and a soft carress or two to get you in bed.

That being said, he'll spend all day subtly teasing you to the end of your sanity to make sure you want him as much as it's possible to want another person.

O — Oral Fixation (Giving or recieving? And how good are they?)

Absolutely a giver. He's incredible at it and he knows it.

And he's a terrible, terrible tease about it.

Taking you to the edge, making your thighs tremble...and then pulling away to brush his lips to your thighs and give you a cheeky grin.

"Oh, not yet, love. I love hearing you beg for it."

Keeping you on the edge until you're begging to come in complete and utter desperation before he finally lets you.

And then he isn't going to stop until you're begging him to.

He loves recieving just as much.

Really loves it when you pull him down an empty alley and get on your knees.Curling his fingers in your hair, groaning quietly and praising you endlessly.

His breath shaking as he resists the urge to thrust his hips forward and fuck your throat, wanting to enjoy the slow build-up.

"That's it, sweetheart. Look at me. I want to see those pretty eyes while you suck my cock."

P — Pet Peeves (Things they don't like in a partner)

Taking things too seriously. He's always joking around and having a good time, and all he wants is for you to do the same.

The silent treatment. It drives him absolutely insane. Just talk to him if there's something wrong, he wants to fix it.

Flirting with other men to make him jealous. Just don't. It's the one thing that truly gets under his skin, that could actually get him honestly angry with you.

Q — Quiet Time (How much alone time do they need, or do they want to be with you 24/7?)

Gives you your distance if you need it, but he does so begrudgingly.

He knows life is short—he got his arm bit off by a giant sea monster, for gods' sake—and he wants to spend as much time as he can with you.

Whether you're out having fun, fighting alongside each other, or curled up together in a hammock sharing a bottle of rum and enjoying a lazy afternoon.

He loves being with you, and he'll take any excuse he can get.

R — Romance (How romantic are they? Do they have to force it or does it come natural?)

Shanks's version of romance isn't fancy dinners and extravagant date nights.

It's lying on a beach watching the sunset with you.

Pushing you into the water and diving in after you, kissing you while you're both sopping wet.

Making love under a full moon.

Telling you every opportunity he gets how much he adores you.

"You know you're my greatest treasure, don't you, sweetheart?"

It's hard not to know when he tells you at least three times a day.

But the way he looks into your eyes when he says it still manages to melt your heart every time.

S — Spending Money (How much do they like to spend on you?)

Shanks isn't really much for materialism or consumerism.

You'll have to tell him if there's something you want, and he's not going to have any oroblem with getting it for you.

Every so often, something is going to catch his eye at some market in a port town.

Something that reminds him of you or that he thinks you'll like.

And he'll buy it without hesitation and give it to you with a big, goofy grin the second he sees you.

It's not all the time, but it makes it that much more special when it does happen.

T — Trust (Are they trusting of you? Jealous?)

He absolutely trusts you—that's how love is supposed to work.

But he can get a little jealous.

You wouldn't know it from the way he carries himself and jokes about it, but he does get a little insecure about missing an entire limb.

This can lead to him getting a little defensive and possessive if other men approach you—he's going to make sure it's known that you're his lover, and he'll always fight for you.

U — Underwear (What kind do they wear, and what kind do they like on you?)

Loose-fitting boxers are more comfortable.

He doesn't care what kind of underwear you wear, as long as it comes off easily.

And if you whisper in his ear that you're *not* wearing any?

You'd best buckle up, because he's putting you over his shoulder and carrying you off to the nearest private, or even semi-private location he can find to take advantage of this information.

V — Vulnerable (How vulnerable are they with you? Is it easy for them to open up to you?)

He is one hundred percent an open book with you.

You know everything about him. His life, his secrets, his aspirations.

He doesn't want anything to ever come up that could frighten you off, so he lays everything on the table surprisingly quickly.

W — Wine and Dine (Do they prefer meals at home or going out with you? Who does more of the cooking?)

He would much rather cook, preferably with you. He's not the best at it, but he's not awful either, given that he's had to be self-sufficient for a good bit of his life.

And if you're good at it, he's not to proud to take advice.

Any time spent with you is a wonderful time to him.

If you go out, it's probably going to be street food or tavern fare—fancy restaurants aren't his forte, and he's frankly not sure he would even have anything appropriate to wear.

X — X-Rated (How good are they in bed? What do they like?)

Hopefully you like being teased literally to the edge of sanity.

Major kink for edging you, making you beg for it.

And dear sweet fuck, is he good at it.

Whispering all the things he's going to do to you throughout the course of the day.

Pulling you down an alley or into a broom closet, pinning you to the wall and teasing you through your panties, stopping just short of letting you cum.

Subtle glances and touches.

He *loves* seeing you writhing in his bed, desperate for his touch while he kisses your neck, just trailing his fingertips up and down your inner thigh.

Holding you down by your hips so you can't even grind against him.

"Such an eager little thing. Just be patient, princess. You're going to get what you want."

Kissing down your breasts, taking time to stop and tease your nipples.

Pushing your thighs apart with his knees so he can circle a finger around your entrance, chuckling a little at your moans and whimpers before finally pushing it in.

Sitting up on his knees to watch you arch your hips, rubbing against your g-spot just long enough to get you gasping.

Pulling his finger back out and slowly circling it around your clit instead, before shifting back between your thighs and giving the sensitive bud a few teasing licks, watching you shiver in anticipation.

Keeping it slow and sensual, enjoying every second of being between your thighs, building your pleasure at a slow and steady pace that drives you crazy.

Holding onto your hip keep you from grinding against his tongue.

Pulling back the second you crest toward orgasm, chuckling at your whimpering and begging as he trails his lips across your inner thigh.

"You're just so adorable when you're desperate for it."

Keeping it going for what feels like hours, before finally tugging you in close and not relenting until you're trembling and falling apart beneath him.

Feeling you throbbing under his tongue and tighten up around his fingers is like a high for him.

Not stopping until your body goes limp and the only sounds you can make are a few little whimpers.

Soft, tender kisses amd whispered praises at your neck and lips and shoulders, his fingers combing through your hair, letting you recover for just a minute, even though he's aching for you.

Grinding his cock against your wet folds a few times before sliding slowly into you, groaning quietly in your ear.

"Oh, fuck, you're tight, love..."

Absolutely savors every second of being inside you, moving in long slow strokes, brushing his thumb across your cheek while he kisses you.

If you ask for it harder, he's going to give it to you—he's done with teasing you now. This is about you now, about what his princess wants.

And if you want it rough, then you're coming out of it with your neck and chest half-covered in hickies, and he's not stopping until he's sure you won't be able to walk tomorrow morning.

Holding back just long enough so you can climax at the same time, grunting out a quiet swear and pulling your hips flush against his to come deep inside you.

Slow, deep kisses while you both catch your breath and come down.

But don't be surprised if he's gearing up for another round soon. He really can never get enough of you.

Y — Yearning (How long will they pursue the person they're interested in before losing interest?)

It depends. If it's purely lust based, he's not going to pursue it very long and just move on.

If the feelings run deeper, though, he's absolutely shameless about it.

Relentless flirting and corny pick-up lines.

"Pardon me miss—do you have a map? It seems I've gotten lost in your eyes and I can’t find my way out."

Will absolutely get on his knees and beg you to give him a chance if he has to.

Puppy dog eyes in full effect.

It's pretty much pointless trying to resist.

Z — Zen (What do they do to wind down and relax? Do they prefer to do it alone or with you?)

A bottle of rum, a hammock stretched between a couple palm trees on some remote beach only he knows about, and his arm curled around you while you lie back against his chest.

Kissing your temple and playing with your hair.

He's always more relaxed when he has you with him.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Very interesting 1938 home is for-sale-by-the-owner in Fulton, NY. It needs some work, but it's a real diamond in the rough, and it's livable while you work on it. 6bds, 5ba, 3,520sqft, $249,999. (Good price for such a big place, right?)

It looks like they removed the original roof and made it flat.

Enter a round central hall w/original floor. Doorways leading to rooms and stairs line the perimeter. Very interesting. (So, looks like they left the clock. Nice.)

This is a nice feature, a large coat closet. Especially useful in a NY winter.

Oh, very convenient, there's also an entrance to the pantry that opens to the kitchen. Come in and drop the groceries right here. I like this. There's even a built-in desk.

You get a smart fridge w/it, too? And, an original oven. I wouldn't do anything to change the kitchen. It's original.

Something's going on w/the ceiling here. That's ugly. But, the cabinets are cool.

Check this out- the round glass block wall you see from outside is a built-in kitchen table.

The dining room off the kitchen has doors to the garden. They left a china cabinet. Oooh, I would paint that. The floor needs refinishing in here, but it's salvageable. (Or, you could just put down a pretty area rug.)

Cute little powder room w/vintage black fixtures. Very cool.

Lovely office w/fireplace and built-ins. They left a beautiful roll-top desk, too. I don't know what kind of paint they used, but it's really chipping off the wood.

Huge primary bedroom w/rounded walls.

Sunroom w/terra cotta tile floor and sliders to the garden.

Look at this window on the landing.

The house goes up several levels.

I don't know if this is water damage or if they used the wrong paint. Anyway, this home can be a showplace once it's brightened up.

The smaller bedrooms don't look to be in bad shape.

Baths are dated, but have vintage charm.

This large room needs work and has doors to a rooftop deck. '

This is so cute.

The uppermost floor has a lot of damage b/c the roof leaked.

Looks like the rooms were spared, though.

The basement has potential. There's a fireplace down here.

Nice stone patio outside, with a path to a pond.

Above ground pool with a big new deck. The property is 4 acres, so it's a nice piece of land.

There's also a 2 car garage and plenty outdoor parking.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1686-State-Route-48-Fulton-NY-13069/53766735_zpid/

[bunniandhoney]

can you please write an nsfw alphabet for jacob?

why yes, yes i can dear!

Jacob Scipio NSFW Alphabet

mdni. 18+

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Jacob is a pleasure dom, so aftercare is one of his favorite parts of sex. he knows you hate going to bed dirty, so he always makes sure you shower, but if he really wears you out nothing is better than a relaxing bath. Jacob also tries his best to get any tangles from your hair, he’ll separate strand by strand if needed.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

if someone asks him that in public he would say your smile, how infectious it is. but if you asked him on a deeper level he’d say your mouth. He loves when you suck him off, how you immediately push yourself, trying to make sure the tip of your nose meets the hairs at the base of his dick. and then how wet and warm your mouth gets when you do it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He has a breeding kink. he actually gets upset if he comes anywhere that isn’t your pussy, regardless if you are on birth control or not he has to pump his seed inside you. He also might keep a small plug in his nightstand to ensure you stay full throughout the night.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s a panty sniffer; he actually can’t help himself! As soon as he gets them off of you he puts them up to his nose taking a deep breath. He's also been known to slip a couple used pairs in his suitcase when he has to leave, Jacob has to take a piece of you with him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

bff!jacob: not a virgin, but he’s only ever had sex with one person. Everything else has been a random blowie with a hook up.

alpha detective!jacob: is a virgin! he literally can’t stand anyone else besides his mate, and since he hasn’t claimed anyone yet. The only person allowed to touch him is hisself.

olderbf!jacob: has been around the block a time or two, so to be frank he’s a damn slut. which works in your favor because he treats your body so freaking good. but sometimes, when he’s really rocked your world you just look over at him “where the hell did you learn that?” you say scowling at him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

well…if we are going to say Jacob has a breeding kink, I believe that a mating press is the only reasonable answer.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

oh he’s dead serious during sex. he’s a pleasure dom and finds nothing funny at all in making you cum. now after…he’s a full blown menace. He definitely seems like the type to mock your moans after the fact.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s probably pretty well groomed, not bare because he does like the hair, but trimmed. He has been known to let it grow to a full jungle on occasion.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Sometimes, you need it soft and Jacob is there to grant every last one of your wishes. He loves to press soft kisses all over your body when you all decide to take it slow; literally from your feet to the crown of your head.

when he puts it in he knows he has to go slow, “it’s okay baby, i know this dick is big, but you always take it so thrust* fucking thrust* good thrust* ”

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

while Jacob is rough with you, he’s so damn gentle with himself. For example, he gives himself slow pumps teasing his other hands down his abs, feeling them contract as he makes his way down to his balls. when he holds then Jacob has to tighten the grip on his dick to keep from coming too fast. and boy is it sticky, he just leaks so much precum it’s ridiculous and messy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

mkay well we said breeding, so how about overstimulation, for both of you. Jacob refuses to do anything half assed so when he fucks he has so make sure that both of you actually reach your limits and that means fucking you until neither of you can take it anymore.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

kitchen, your counters are the perfect height for him to bend you over and do whatever he wants. He has also pulled a wooden spoon out of the drawer to spank you a time or two.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

of course your very existence gets him going buuuuut; if we’re being specific he loves to see you doing something you're passionate about.

imagine you’re on your knees in front of the coffee table with giant noise canceling headphones trying to focus and you’re just going in on your newest 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle. your tongue poking out just a little on the side as you look for the next matching piece. and unbeknownst to you jacob is so hard he could cut diamonds.

the next thing you know you’re riding his face, “mmm keep working baby, you’re almost there. “ he says muffled by your cunt. and honestly you have no clue if he’s talking about you cumming or you finishing the puzzle, but neither of you really cares.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Jacob is Caribbean, he’s not pissing on anyone or vice versa. Now he’s usually open to trying or at least having a discussion, especially if you’re married. because forever is a long time to not try anything new.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He's a munch, simple as that. Jacob is ready to put his tongue on any part of your body.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

rough and slow actually. He's definitely a manhandler, but he doesn’t want you to miss anything. Jacob needs you to feel everything that he’s doing to you, actually he needs to pound it into you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Jacob prefers to make you come more than once, so he’s not fond of the quickie. but at the same time he needs to have his hands on you and will take whatever you give him, even if it’s a quick handy before you all leave for a date night.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he’s very private and very possessive, he’s most likely not trying anything too risky. Jacob is also a gentleman, so he wouldn’t dare put you in a situation where you might be uncomfortable.

Though I could see him sharing you with a close friend (boy or girl) if you were looking to experiment. He's not stupid though, NDA’s are certainly being passed around.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

If it were up to him, he’s fuck you till he’s sore and then go two more rounds. You see, because Jacob is the kind of man who nuts and stays hard.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Jacob most def has a cock ring, it started off as a gag gift for his birthday, but one night after you all took one too many edibles you two gave it a try. and once he figures out that he could fuck you even longer than usual, he loves the damn thing. he can’t use it too often though because he gets sore.

you don’t use vibrators too often either because you’re so damn sensitive, and Jacob can make you come at the drop off the hat, but not when you’ve been naughty…Jacob will have you tied to the bed, with you laying on your stomach and a vibrating wand snug against your clit while he watches you cum over and over.

He did also get a dildo made in the shape of his dick for you, but he’s so damn possessive that he doesn’t even want to see the silicone inside of you, regardless if it’s modeled after his own dick or not.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh he’s Mr. Teaser himself, Acting CEO of Teasing Inc.

He loves to see you squirm, especially because you are stubborn as hell. He knows the only way for you to let go is to bring you to the very edge. but bringing you there just once is never enough, Jacob needs you practically crying before he lets you come.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Jacob has a tendency to be on the quieter side, but mainly because he wants to get you loud, screaming for him. He also likes to whisper dirty shit in your ear because he’s just that diabolical, so mainly expect gruffs and huffs from him.

Now sub!jacob can’t shut the hell up! There have been plenty of times where you had to put your hand over his mouth in the backseat of the car, just so the driver won’t hear him whine for you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

cowboy fugitive jacob x bounty hunter reader 👀

but could you freaking imagine!!!

————

“This here poster says you’re wanted dead or alive Scipio, and you’re more trouble to me breathing.” YN says holding the pistol to his back. YN had first seen him at the bar in Aunt Fanny’s Saloon, and with a 5,000 dollar reward for his head she couldn’t pass it up, so she set up outside waiting for her moment.

It just so happens that “her moment” is when sharpshooter scipio is ass-naked at the watering hole in the back.

“Look darlin’, I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure we can work something out.” he turns around with his cock pointed right at you

—

I mean talk about a loaded gun!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

6 1/2 inches, and my word he is thick! no matter how many times you all have sex, you’ll feel a slight burn from the stretching and you love it. he’s more of a shower but he might stretch to a good 7-7 1/2 inches when he’s hard. and obviously it’s brown, with a nice mauve tip (uncut 👀)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

HIGH! when he’s with someone he really likes , he’s gonna fuck till he’s sore. he’s a physical touch demon, and needs to be on you at all times

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

as soon as you’re both cleaned up, he’s knocked out. oftentimes you all hop back into the bed once the sheets are changed and you cuddle up right next to him. with your nails lightly scratching at his beard and his arm wrapped around you Jacob can’t help but to fall asleep even if you’re still awake.

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jeez, this is just dirty (complimentary)

thank you for the request!

i’m still working through all of them, also trying to incorporate them into my other tropes for y’all.

also yall love a lil smut, so how do we feel about like a smut concept night sort of thing 👀

get all of your naughty thoughts out in one evening (or several)

lmk your thoughts and keep the requests coming pls!

xoxo

Bunni

[sharp-silver4795]

NSFW alphabet with Homicidal Liu?? (my man)

AHHHH I LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCHHH!!!!! if you respond to this i might actually explode

- anon <3

Liu NSFT Alphabet 🔞

Hehehehhe, of course!!!

A - Aftercare

Queen of aftercare

Bubble bath, blanket burritos, cuddles, snacks, water, all the thing

They want you to be happy and comfy after sexy time

They’re also complimenting you, giving you all the praise

B - Body Part

His answer… Yes. They love all of you and always will. Kisses you up and down to tell you how amazing you look.

The real answer… ass. he loves ass. Doesn’t matter the size. Flat ass, big ass, little ass, he could not care less!! Man eats ass like it is their job.

On himself? He tries not to be a cocky bitch about what he’s packing but… he is. If you’ve been with him long enough, he’s gonna be bragging on his own dick. And honestly? He’s not wrong.

C - Cum

He cums a lot. Like a lot a lot. Good luck if you wanna swallow cuz that’s gonna be hard. They wait until they are so pent up that they think they’re gonna break. So… ye

He wants his partner to cum before he does. He also wants them to have as many orgasms as he can pull out of them.

D - Dirty Secret

He used to be prostitute because he lowkey liked how detached he was from the other guy. He didn’t have to worry about them knowing anything about them because the client didn’t care. It wasn’t because he didn’t have money or anything. He actually enjoyed it.

He finds it hot when you’re bratty. Sure, he brat tames, but he thinks it’s hot. Try to dom him like a cocky bastard? He’s bricked up harder than you’ve ever seen him. Sure, you’re gonna fail, but he still loves it.

E - Experience

Man has been around the block.

Like I said, he used to be a sex worker. He’s also just a bit of a slut.

Definitely has the most experience out of any of the creepypastas

F - Favourite Position

Cowboy, doggie, lotus, or having your legs over his shoulders.

He gets to have control while also hitting deep.

G - Goofy, how serious are they?

Depends. He can be silly or serious.

He’s more likely to be silly in the morning, serious in the middle of the day, and just quiet at night.

He’s having sex either as a declaration of love and admiration, a way to feel good, or to plow his frustrations out.

H - Hair

He waxes it clean. Granted, he doesn’t grow a lot to begin with, but he just feels weird having hair down there.

On his partner though? He doesn’t care.

“The forest must be explored”

I - Intimacy

Kinda the same as the goofy bit

It depends on the time of day and situation.

J - Jerk off

Okay, so this is a bit complicated-

He hates doing it. He absolutely despises it.

But, once he gets hard, if he doesn’t deal with it, it’s gonna hurt. Man gets blue balls way too easy.

So, when he does it, he has a mirror in front of him to remind himself that he’s the one doing it. He’s doing this for himself and no one else.

Eventually, it makes him feel too ashamed and he’ll close his eyes. He doesn’t want to see what he’s doing anymore.

K - Kink(s)

Bondage. He likes to tie you up and tie himself up. He doesn’t like it when someone else ties himself up though.

Pet play. He wants you as his dumb little pet. It makes his day.

Body worship. This is a receiving thing. If you tell him he looks nice, that he’s amazing despite his scars and burns, he’s folding.

Cock and ball torture in general. Sounding is a good one, but his major thing? Trampling, stomping, stepping and kicking. Have him tie himself up, legs spread with jeans or boxers on, and kick him hard. He’s struggling not to cum on the spot.

L - Location

Doesn’t care.

In the car? In a parking lot? On the side of the highway? ✅

In bed? Against a wall? ✅

On the couch? On the kitchen counter? On the kitchen table? ✅

On his project table? In his den/basement? ✅

His only limit is closets and close spaces ❌

M - Motivation

His sex drive is astronomical! He’s always down. But what really gets him going is frustration. He never learned how to manage his emotions well. So he goes straight to violence or sex. When he’s angry, you better believe your guts are getting rearranged!

He also thinks you getting mad is hot. If you’re bloody? even better.

N - No

He’s not super closed minded, but he’s super finicky.

He can be into it one second and randomly push you away.

It just depends on if shit reminds him of trauma.

He likes the mirror when he masturbates. Otherwise? ❌

Closets and closed spaces? Daddy/Mommy? ❌

Don’t call him pretty, don’t push him, and you better stick to his boundaries.

O - Oral

Hell yeah!! Like I said, man eats ass like he was born to do it. He’s not the biggest fan of sucking dick, but he will if he feels like it (trauma).

Receiving? Oh, you’ve killed him. He loves getting head. Whether you’re sucking his dick or eating out his ass, he loves it!!

P - Porn, do they use it? Do they like nudes?

Hates porn and hates sending nudes. He doesn’t mind receiving them, but dont expect much of a reaction or response.

Q - Quick, how fast is their pace? How long do they last?

It depends on the time of day and what’s got him going.

R - Risky, will they try new things or take risks?

Doesn’t matter. He’s open minded. He doesn’t really care all that much of where you are or what you’re doing.

If you’re down, he’s down. If you wanna try something new? Why not.

He prefers to take his time on you, but doesn’t care all that much if you wanna do a quickie.

S - Stamina

I think I’ve said it before but he can go for hours!!!

T - Toys, do they like them?

Again, very open minded. He has a few of his own, but he’s not gonna let you use his. He doesn’t want your cooties. He really just cares bc of sanitation.

U - Unfair, how much of a tease are they?

Physically? Not rly. Not unless he’s in a specific mood or if you’re being bratty.

Verbally? Yes 100%.

He will call you all the names in the book and watch you blush at it with pride.

V - Volume

I’ve talked about it in another post, but he’s quiet. But once you break him, he’s loud as he can be.

W - Wild Card, something random

He can, and will, push you off/away from him and fucking bolt when he decides he wants to back out

Despite his size, he’s good at hiding (trauma), so it’ll take you a while to find him again

He’s scared that, if he doesn’t wanna fuck any more, you’re gonna make him if he doesn’t run and hide. :(

X - X-Ray, what’s behind those clothes

20cm dick. I said it! He’s my favourite, let me give him an unreasonable dick!

Jacob’s ladder and magic cross piercings.

He has scars everywhere, and i mean everywhere

CW!! For this part! Abuse and SH!! Don’t comment on the red marks from the belt that never left or the indents from metal that are burned into the skin. Don’t say anything about the cuts he made on his thighs or on his chest. Just tell them they’re beautiful. Don’t linger on the past. It’s already painful enough. Okayy- it’s over

Y - Yearning, sex drive?

I already said this. He’s down when you’re down. Unless he’s not down lol

If he’s busy he’s less likely to fuck, but he will have you cockwarm if you want.

Z - Zzz… , how long until they sleep?

Liu has a hard time sleeping. He’ll hold you and keep you safe.

But since he’s a bit tired after these activities, he’ll sleep a little while after you have.

[harunayuuka2060]

Leona: *doesn't feel like napping ever since he takes over the "pregnancy" for MC*

Leona: *taking a stroll with Ruggie following him behind*

Ruggie: Have I told you that you're acting like MC?

Leona: Huh? Why?

Ruggie: They used to take a stroll like this. I guess they were already pregnant with Prince Liora at that time.

Leona: ...

Leona: I thought they were just away because they didn't like staying in the palace.

Ruggie: Yeah. That one too.

Leona: ...

Leona: Somehow, carrying my daughter in my heart makes me feel at ease.

Ruggie: Oh?

Leona: Yeah. But she doesn't like me sleeping in the afternoon.

Ruggie: Shishishi!

MC's sister: Prince Leona?

Leona and Ruggie: ...

Leona: Tch. *doesn't hide his disdain*

MC's sister: ...

MC's sister: Sorry. I didn't mean to block your path.

Ruggie: You're still in Sunset Savannah, huh?

MC's sister: *feels embarrassed that Ruggie stated it* I tried going to different countries but was not welcomed, so I have returned here.

Ruggie: *goes to whisper to Leona* It's because of the influence of Al Asim. I think they have banned her or something.

Leona: Ah. I see.

MC's sister: B-By the way, how's MC doing?

Leona: None of your business.

MC's sister: !!!

Leona: *the way he glares is somehow similar to MC's*

MC's sister: *is frightened* I-I'll get going now! I-I apologize for ruining your time, Your Royal Highness! *then immediately runs away*

Ruggie: Wow, you scared her off.

Leona: Hmph. It doesn't matter. My day's now ruined. Let's go back.

Ruggie: Okay.

Cheka: Unca! Unca! What will you name my baby niece when she comes out?

Leona: I'm not telling.

Falena: *chuckles* Why? Ah. Are you hoping that you and MC will be thinking the same name for your child?

Leona: I know it was probably a coincidence, but you may never know.

Cheka: *giggles* Unca is so sweet!

Leona: Shut up, kid.

MC: ...

Leona: *has joined them in the bath*

MC: ...

Leona: *avoiding their gaze because he realized late that he's being rude for joining in*

MC: ...

MC: What is it, Leona?

Leona: Nothing. I'm getting out now-

MC: It's fine. You can stay.

Leona: *has a surprised look on his face* *slowly sits back down*

MC: I'm guessing he doesn't realize that he's smiling stupidly.

Leona: ...

Leona: The others are asking if we have decided on a name for our daughter.

MC: You can decide on one. It won't be a problem for me.

Leona: ...

Leona: I would like to name our daughter "Aoife"- *clutches on his chest when he felt a sudden pain*

MC: ...

MC: It seems she likes the name you've given her.

Leona: That's great and all... But why is she doing this to me?

MC: She must be fond of you. *this reminds them of how Liora used to do the same*

[jerzwriter]

It's a day late, but that's OK! After having a really nice Mother's Day myself, I really wanted to write a little something for my favorite MCs. I posted Bunches of Love yesterday in my Tobias x Casey world; today, it's Ethan x Kaycee's turn! Just some syrupy feels. 😊

Book: Open Heart (Post Series) Pairing: Ethan Ramsey x Kaycee (F!MC) Rating: General Words: ~1,030 Summary: Ethan helps little Emma create the perfect Mother's Day for Kaycee.

A/N: I really don't have any - lol - just a fluff alert.

The day had been filled with the type of domestic tranquility that Ethan Ramsey had never imagined could be part of his life, but now, it was impossible to imagine it any other way. It started with making heart-shaped pancakes with Emma, to be served on a tray next to a vase filled with paper flowers and Kaycee’s favorite tea. Mother’s Day breakfast had to be served in bed. Little Emma insisted upon it.

After breakfast, the family enjoyed a stroll through the park, then homemade lasagna for dinner, only this time, Kaycee didn’t have to lift a finger. Then there were the gifts, of course. Emma selected a big stuffed teddy bear holding a pink heart, and Ethan bought a beautiful gold pendant with all of their birthstones intertwined in the design. The day had been perfect, but there was still one more surprise in store.

Once Ethan tucked Emma in and Kaycee’s bubble bath ended, she eagerly hopped into bed and stretched out with a yawn. That’s when her hand brushed against something under the pillow.

A small envelope with her name written in block letters and a flurry of little stickers – some pink, some purple, all loaded with glitter. Emma didn’t know how to write yet, but those stickers may as well have been a signature.

Kaycee opened the envelope and pulled out a single folded sheet of Ethan’s expensive stationery. It only took a few lines to take her breath away.

Kaycee, Emma wanted to write you a letter to tell you what she thinks about you, but she had a problem...  she’s only three and doesn’t know how to write yet. Of course, I volunteered to help her. So, here’s one last Mother’s Day gift, sweetheart. I hope you’ll treasure it always. What Emma Says About Her Mommy “Mommy always knows when I’m sad, even if I try to hide it.” “She lets me pick the songs in the car and sings them, even if she doesn’t know the words.” “Mommy always smells pretty and gives the best snuggles.” “She does doctor things and makes magic to help people.” “She kisses my boo-boos and kisses my teddy bears, too.” “She makes me feel strong even if I’m scared.” “Mommy always makes me and Daddy smile.” “She is a superhero.” “Mommy makes everyone feel loved.”

Kaycee swallowed and blinked away the tears. She was almost successful, but then she realized there was another note:

Things Emma’s Daddy Doesn’t Say Often Enough Kaycee, I should start by saying I second everything Emma said, especially when she declared you a superhero. You simply have to be. How else could you make everything look effortless, even when I know nothing is further from the truth? I know you try not to show it, but I see all the times you’re exhausted, but you push through for her sake – and mine. I know there are many days when you probably just want to stay in bed and get some sleep, maybe even have a good cry, but instead, you paste on a smile and carry on. I’ve spent a lifetime trying to be composed, collected, and unflinching. But loving you has taught me that real strength isn’t found in hiding. It’s about showing up every day in big ways and small. It’s about being soft – feeling - choosing to be present, even when it’s not easy to do. That’s strength. Emma will never fully grasp everything you carry—but I do. I see it, and I am in awe of you. You are the kind of mother who changes the shape of a life and makes her child feel at home whenever she is around. You’re the kind of woman who makes the world a better place just by being in it, and you have made me a better man just by being at my side. Thank you for giving our daughter the mother I never had and for giving me the kind of love I never believed I deserved. I hope you never forget just how much you mean to me. Happy Mother’s Day, my love. Ethan

She didn’t hear Ethan return to their room until she felt the warmth of his hand touching her knee.

“I wasn’t sure if I should write something, too,” he said softly. “It was Emma’s idea, after all, but I couldn’t resist. You deserve to know how much you’re loved – especially today.”

Kaycee turned to him, eyes glistening. “I’m so glad you did,” she whispered. “You have no idea how much this means to me.”

“I know that you’re smiling, and that’s all I need.” He tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. “Emma’s so lucky to have you - but she’s not the only one – I’m so lucky, too.”

Kaycee smiled, and she silently climbed into his lap where Ethan held her close, and the rest of the world melted away.

“Do you know how much I love you?” She murmured.

“I do,” he nodded. “The important question is, do you know how much I love you?”

“Always,” she grinned, lifting the letter to her chest. “I’m going to keep this forever.”

“Good,” he said. “Maybe we can start a tradition. Emma and I can add to it each year, because I know we’ll always find new reasons to love you.”

“I’d like that,” Kaycee chuckled. “Especially when she’s a teenager and the best she can come up with is ‘Mom’s kind of OK.’” Ethan let out a laugh. “I guarantee you... She’ll come up with more than that. And if she doesn’t, I’ll remind her that her college fund could easily be converted into a dream vacation account for the two of us.”  

As their laughter faded, Kaycee nestled deeper into Ethan’s embrace, the letter still clutched in her hand. In that quiet moment, she knew she had everything she’d ever hoped for. It wasn’t just the perfect Mother’s Day, but the promise that came with it - that even in their chaotic lives, she was seen, cherished, and deeply loved. And they all knew – even little Emma, who was now fast asleep – that they had created a life where love would always take them home.

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