#But these two

[chownkiies]

Starting the Ultrakill tag on this blog

[spartasghost15]

Instead of Ava grabbing a step stool, she calls John over and make him sit her on his shoulder to get whatever she needed that extra height for.

Instead of John cuddling normally, he carries Ava to where they are gonna cuddle, jokingly throwing her down on it and lays on top of her

BONUS!!

They think the others don't know they are dating but instead the others have bets in when they are gonna confess they are dating (Alexi is out 35 dollars, Bob is 30 dollars richer, and Bucky is 5 dollars richer)

[silverfoxstole]

A few of the photos from the Paul and India interview in this month’s DWM, plus a couple of snippets:

[spoilerssweetie13]

"If there were an incarnation of motherness on Earth, it would not be Cleopatra. It would be my mother."

-River Song (in The Ruby's Curse by Alex Kingston)

@riversongweek Day 6: Favorite Dynamic

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

CRYING AND SCREAMING. MY BOYS! TOGETHER AGAIN. I needed this. My heart is full and bursting, and these boys, all these boys, own my whole heart.

[emmasmoke8]

You know that scene in P5 Strikers when Ren and the girls are at the top of that tower (don’t ask me it’s name; please, I beg you) and Sophia asks who Ren would have asked to bring and the other girls show their curiosity

Imagine with me that Ren looks away to think about it, but then he sees Akechi standing at the railing, looking back at him, and for that single second, Akechi smiles and maybe even laughs a little

And then he’s gone because he was never there. Ren looks back at the girls to say “I’m all I need”

[russilton]

It has only just occurred to me, that since Earl is in Spa with WEC, that this weeks Laguna race is going to be JUST Jack and Fred

This Jack and Fred

They’re letting these two clowns run the car alone.

[sassydefendorflower]

I hereby solemnly swear to never let Tom Scott and Sam Denby forget that they failed to name a 100 women.

What a delightfully funny cringefail moment for you both <3

[sadquickchristmassnowman]

no bc I’m actually going to be a little upset if dean spreck doesn’t come back as dean pelton’s mean haughty boyfriend/husband in the movie. it’s more attainable than trobed becoming canon romantically. does this make sense. do you guys get what I’m saying. on a molecular level.

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I don't think I've ever fallen in love with two characters together so fast. Like holy shit I'm OBSESSED. Also don't pay attention to the dying mind flayer noises in the background i'm sure it's doing fine over there lmao

[aladaylessecondblog]

Oops

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53198734/chapters/164748571

Author's note: for anyone familiar with my future Severed Destiny ideas this is the "Haj-deek catches Vivec and Odros" chapter

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Chaperone Lady Dagoth, Lord Vivec had said. He'd added that he needed to speak to her uncle Odros about something important privately. So he'd gone with her, still feeling very much out of place amongst the nobility.

It hadn't been too bad at first. Martin could see she was just as uncomfortable with the dress she was wearing as he was with the nicer robe Vivec had given him - it was nice to have someone here who felt the same. Someone else who felt out of place, despite...everything. Sure, she had made some large leaps in the last year, but still.

And that line of conversation had been good, for an hour or so, but after that time they'd started to wonder what had become of the other two.

They asked a few servants, one of whom had noted the two leaving out some side entrance, saying perhaps the wine had been too much. Someone else said something about them wanting to get out of the crush of people.

"Well that makes sense," Haj-deek said, "The royal wedding, there's just--there's so many people here. If it's something private..."

"It shouldn't have taken this long, though," Martin said.

"Right. I'm sure nothing's really wrong, but my father won't want to hear that I was separated from uncle Odros this long."

And so followed by the imperial, who was still taking his duty as chaperone seriously, they headed out the front door - Haj-deek had suggested going out the side but Martin was careful to note that would probably spark rumors.

"They'd think we were doing something wrong," he gave a slight laugh. "And I have no desire to have your father catch wind of it only to get my head separated from the rest of my body."

"Right...we wouldn't want that. Vivec's been so careful with you---" she stopped to ask some random Telvanni who was vomiting into the bushes. "I'm sorry, have you seen my uncle?"

He didn't respond, only pointed in the direction of the silt striders. Then he was sick again.

"Maybe your uncle's not feeling well and wanted to grab a potion?"

"I should make sure he's alright, in that case."

She headed for the silt strider she'd taken with Odros. Halfway up the staircase they both heard a groan.

Haj-deek stumbled slightly, and Martin helped her up.

"That sounds--"

They reached the top step and stopped cold.

Odros was to the far end of the hollowed-out space and she could only see his back. But it was clear his robe was open, from the ties that hung loose at his side. He didn't move at first, apparently not hearing their approach.

"Uncle Odros? Are you--"

He stiffened, and seemed to shake for a moment, but didn't turn around.

"This--isn't what it looks like!"

"What's going on?!"

(Martin was silent behind her.)

Then, from the shadow in front of Odros, Vivec stood up. He didn't make eye contact at first - seemed to keep his eyes on Odros.

His tongue flicked briefly out. He was wiping his mouth.

In the smooth tones that so characterized his person, that made it impossible to think he was anyone else even if he'd looked different, Vivec responded.

"It's exactly what it looks like."

[impressionism]

It’s been WEEKS since s2 ended BUT…

Why are there sooooo many unanswered questions and answers about whatever the fuck is between Armand and Daniel?

I literally lay in bed and reflect on S2 and wonder how did Armand not SEE or hear any of Daniel’s thoughts? “Love” can make you blind but damn. Why pretend to be Rashid to a man who doesn’t remember you? I get him wanting to control the narrative but you could have been hiding. Or episode 6 of Armand really trying to sell it/prove his actions to Daniel who again, barely remembers shit in 73 but shouldn’t you beg your “paramour” for forgiveness? Turning Daniel and then disappearing, very cowardice.

I hope we get SOMETHING in s3 cos I just lay in bed thinking about them and that’s not healthy.

[thirstkanaphan]

Can SanSang cool it today??

[noirandchocolate]

Me a Year Ago: I dunno, I’m not really that into shipping. Nothing against it, of course! Sometimes I’ll appreciate a canon ship a lot, like the Vimeses, or think one is cute and fun like Lumity etc., but even then it’s far from the most important thing for me about any piece of media and it definitely won’t consume my life.

Me a Year Ago: *sees them Yiga boys in my very own playthrough of AoC* Ah, hm. Uh oh!

Me Now: Give me this day my daily Banana Bread, and forgive me my rolling on the floor at the mere thought of Them, as I forgive those who unfollow me over this. And lead me always into a pile of more cool art in the tags and fic on AO3, but deliver me from haters. Amen.

[tenjikyu]

IF ATSUSHI AND LUCY DONT GET TOGETHER IN THE END OF THE SERIES IM GONNA COMBUST I SAW THE CUTEST EDIT OF THE TWO AND NOW I FEEL LIKE BUTTERFLEIS AND RAINBOWS

Don’t come for me sskk shippers 🥲

LOOK AT THESE CUTIES HOW CAN YOU NOT ADORE THEM

I am the biggest loser for healthy dynamics