#CAL@BUF

[qicktrick]

"Good game, boys. I know he gets it all the time but, uh, Upie." ◟JACK QUINN gives die Weste to UKKO-PEKKA LUUKKONEN ◟CGY@BUF // 11.09.2024

[claraxbarton]

23-24 NHL Season Recap: Jo and Nate

I dunno who needs or wants this, but I was doing some research for my outline and, well. If anyone wants or needs a full season recap of the Jo and Nate show, here you go:

September. 

9-24 preseason against wild lose 3-4 none of the big guys play.

9-25 preseason against vgk 3-2 win. Jo 1a. Nate doesn’t play. AT HOME.

9-28 preseason against the wild. Lose 2-4. None of the big guys play.

 October: 

10-1 preseason game HOME vs Dal. win 4-3 OT. Jo 1a. Nate 1a.

10-3 preseason game IN DAL loss 1-3. Jo does nothing.

10-5 preseason against VGK. 3-4 loss. Jo 2a. Nate 1g.

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10-11:1st game of the season is in LA against the kings. Nate scores 1st goal, Jo gets assist. Jo also gets a penalty for holding.

10:-14 IN SJ. Avs win. Jo gets ANOTHER holding penalty.

10-17 win in SEA, nothing from Jo

10-19 HOME opener, against CHI, nothing from Jo again. (Nate gets a goal). 

10-21 HOME against CAR, Jo -1; Nate another goal - and cross checking Penalty. SCRAPPY game:

10-24 IN NY against Islanders, another blowout, another nothing from Jo. Another goal for Nate

10-26 IN PIT. Lose 0-4. Sid scored the 4th goal. Nate had a penalty. Jo went -1 (Nate went -3).

10-29 IN BUF. Lose 0-4 AGAIN. Nathan got a 2 and A 10???!!! BUDDY WTF. MUST research. Jo -1. 

Nate -2. OH DUDE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK31uHvabsc So Cale gets hit, 

no penalty called, Nate loses his shit and says SOMETHING and gets the penalties.

November: 

11-1: HOME against STL. Jo a healthy SCRATCH. They win 4-1. Nate gets 2As (so does Cale)

11-4 IN VGK. LOSE 0-7. Jo back in. Goes -3. 

11-7 HOME vs NJ, win 6-3. Nate goal and assist. Jo nothing.

11-9 HOME vs SEA, lose 3-4. 3pt night for Nate. Jo scratched.

11-11 HOME vs STL. lose 2-8. Jo gets an assist. Nate is -2 on the night.

11-13 IN SEA win 5-1. Jo gets a goal - his 1st as an Av. 3pt night for Nate, including assist on Jo.

Also another Jo penalty for hooking. 

11-15 HOME vs Ducks win 8-2. Jo penalty for holding. 2as for Nate

11-18 IN DAL 6-3 win. Jo penalty for high sticking. Nate penalty for holding. Jo -1, Nate +2

11-20 IN NASH 3-4 loss. 2pts for Nate. Jo has nothing.

11-22 HOME vs VAN. 5-2 win. 1g1a for Jo. 1a for Nate.

11-24 IN MIN 3-2 win. Jo penalty for tripping. 1a for Nate.

11-25 HOME vs CAL 3-1 win. Goal for jo assisted by Nate. Nate has a goal also.

11-27 HOME vs TB (former Jo team #1): 4-1 win. 2as for nate. Jo is +1 on the night. 

11-30 IN ARI 3-4 OT Loss. 1G for nate. Nothing for Jo.

December

12-2 IN LA vs Ducks 3-4 SO loss. ALEX KILLORN ON DUCKS! He tied it up to SEND IT TO OT.

Jo 1st up in SO, no goal. Killorn next up, no goal. Then Nate no goal. Leo Carlsson goal

12-3 IN LA vs Kings 1-4 loss. 1a for Nate. -1 for Jo.

12-5 HOME vs Ducks 3-2 win. 3pt night for Nate. 2pt night for Jo. He assisted on Nate’s goal and LOCs

12-7 HOME vs Jets 2-4 loss. Nate 1g1a. Jo -3 on the night.

12-9 HOME vs PHIL 2-5 loss. Nate gets 1g BUT Nate also called for interference, PHI gets PS and 

scores.

12-11 HOME vs CAL 6-5 win. 1g1a Nate. -1 Jo. 

12-13 HOME vs BUF 5-1 win. Nate 2a Jo 1a.

12-16 IN WIN 2-6 loss. 1g Jo. both he and Nate -1.

12-17 HOME vs SJ 6-2 win. 2as Jo. 2g2a Nate plus a slashing penalty.

12-19 IN CHI 2-3 loss. 1a Jo, 1a Nate.

12-21 HOME vs OTT 6-4 win. Jo assists on Nate’s 1st Goal. Nate gets 4g1a. 

12-23 HOME vs ARI 4-1 win. Nothing for Jo. 1a and high sticking for Nate.

12-27 IN ARI 4-5 loss. Jo 1g, Nate 1g1a.

12-29 IN STL 2-1 win. 1a Jo

12-31 HOME vs SJ 3-1 win. 2a Nate. hooking penalty Jo.

January 

1-2 HOME vs NYI 5-4 OT win. Jo 1g1a. Nate 1g2a. 

1-4 IN DAL 5-4 OT win. 2g for Jo. 2g1a for Nate.

1-6 HOME vs FLA 4-8 loss. 1g Jo, 1a Nateside note Matty had 1g3a and 4minutes for roughing.

1-8 HOME vs BOS 4-3 SO win. 1a for Nate. Jo was on ice 28 minutes. Only Nate, Cale, Mikko and 

Toews for longer than him. 

1-10 HOME vs VGK 3-0 win. 1a Jo. 1aNate

1-13 AT TOR 5-3 win. Jo 1g1a. Nate 1g1a This is the game they were down 0-3 end of the first and JO is the one to start the comeback. Nate gets the GW goal.

1-15 AT MONT 3-4 loss. 1a Jo. 1a Nate. 1ST game back against last former team.

1-16 AT OTT 7-4 win. Nate 1a. Jo -1.

1-18 AT BOS 2-5 loss. 1g Nate. Jo -2.

1-20 AT PHI 7-4 win. Jo slashing penalty. Jo 1a. Nate 2g2a

1-24 HOME cs CAPS 6-2 win. Jo high sticking. Jo 1a. Nate 4g1a. ANOTHER DICK TRICK

1-26 HOME vs Kings 5-1 win. Jo 1a. Nate 1g1a.

February

All Star. Sid wearing Nate’s hoodie

2-5 AT MSG/RAGS 1-2 loss. Nate 1g.

2-6 AT NJ 3-5 loss. Jo 2s. Nate -1 on night.

2-8 AT CAR. 2-5 loss. Jo tripping. Jo interference. 

2-10 AT FLA 0-4 loss. 

2-13 AT CAPS 6-3 win. Nate 2as and hooking penalty.

2-15 AT TB 3-6 loss. 1a jo. 2a Nate.

2-18 HOME vs ARI 4-3 win. 1a jo. 1g1a tripping for Nate.

2-20 HOME vs VAN 3-1 win. 1a Nate.

2-22 IN DET 1-2 loss. Nate 1g. Jo tripping TWICE

2-24 HOME vs TOR 3-4 loss. 3a Nate.

2-27 HOME vs DAL 5-1 win Jo 1a. Nate 1g1a.

2-29 AT CHI. 5-0 win. Jo 1a. Nate 1g1a.

March 

3-2 AT NAS 1-5 loss. 1g Nate.

3-4 HOME vs CHI 5-0 win. Jo 1g1a. Nate 2g2a

3-6 HOME vs DET 7-2 win. Jo 1g1a. CALE HAT TRICK NIGHT. Nate goal 40 and 3a.

3-8 HOME vs MIN 2-1 win. 2a Nate.

3-12 AT CAL 6-2 win. Nate 1g1a.

3-13 AT VAN 4-3 OT win. JO OUT. Nate 1g1a.

3-16 AT EDM 3-2 win. Jo takes penalty shot and misses. Jo 1a. Nate 1a.

3-19 AT STL 4-3 win. 2a jo. 1a Nate.

3-22 HOME vs COL 6-1 win. 2a Jo. 1g1a Nate.

3-24 HOME vs PIT 5-4 OT WIN. THIS GAME. 1G3A for SID. 2G1A for JO- including the OT winner. 

1g2a for Nate including on both of Jo’s goals.

3-26 HOME vs MTL 1-2 loss. 1g Nate.

3-28 HOME vs RAGS 2-3 SO loss. Nate interference. 

4-30 HOME vs NASH 7-4 win. 1g1a Jo. 2g2a and interference for Nate.

April 

4-1 AT COLUM 1-4 loss. Talk about April Fool’s Day…

4-4 AT MIN 5-2 win. Jo hooking. Jo 2g1a. 1g2a Nate.

4-5 AT EDM 2-6 loss. PERRY scores 1st goal of game. THEN JO SCORES, assist from Nate. 

4-7 HOME vs DAL 4-7 loss. 1g Jo. 2a Nate.

4-9 HOME vs MIN 5-2 win. 3a for Jo 3g for NATE 1A

4-13 HOME vs win 0-7 LOSS. Nate hooking.

4-14 AT VGK 3-4 OT loss. Nate 1a.

4-18 HOME vs EDM. PERRY. Nate 1a. 2nd period JO gets the skate cut on his thigh. IS OUT 

PLAYOFFS.

4-21 AT WIN. Jo still out. 6-7 loss. 1g Nate.

4-23 AT WIN. Jo still out. 5-2 win. 1a Nate.

4-26 HOME vs WIN. Jo still out. 6-2 win. 1g 1a Nate.

4-28 HOME vs WIN. Jo still out. 5-1 win. 2a Nate. (was this the fight game???with all the blood?)

4-30 AT WIN. Jo still out. 6-3 win. 2a Nate.

May 

PLAYOFFS ROUND 2

5-7 AT DAL Jo still out. 4-3 OT Win. 1g1a Nate

5-9 AT DAL. Jo still out. 3-5 loss. Nate delay of game. 

5-11 HOME Jo still out. 1-4 loss. 1a Nate.

5-13 HOME JO IS BACK. 1-5 Loss. Jo assists on the 1 AVS goal. 

5-15 AT DAL 5-3 win. Tripping penalty jo. 1a Jo. 1g1a Nate.

5-17 HOME vs DAL 2-1 2OT loss. Jo 1a and 29 minutes played. 

23-24 season: career high goals for mac, assists and points. Played all games.

23-24 season: career high points for Drou. Career high assists. Most games in a season at 79.

June 

6-27: NHL awards in Vegas. Nate gets the Hart AND the Ted Lindsey. He says to media that Jo is his favorite teammate he has ever had.

July

July 1: Jo gets re-signed for 1year at 2.5mil.

[mikkalia]

mini fic 8 ! Fallen Order - Bogano First Visit - Cal & Greez & Cere Cal likes to sleep in...interesting places. Greez POV - 1.6k words

ao3 minific link - chapter 7 (beard)

Cal comes back from exploring more of Bogano limping, but in good spirits. Giddy, even!

Greez would almost be suspicious of it, not quite trusting the kid still, if it weren’t for how…young he looks with his cheeks flushed and his hair wild, holding an animated conversation with that droid that’s apparently sticking around. It takes years off him. Makes him look his age and like he wasn’t – like he wasn’t part of what was a genocide of his people.

Oh…great. Now Greez is sad just from looking at him.

He goes back to focusing on sprucing up the Mantis, determined to ignore his growing fondness for a kid who could scrap his ship for credits in a heartbeat. Scrappy describes the kid in more ways than one and Greez is not getting attached, stop. But he is. Because Cal is serious and jaded, but he also listens to Greez when he talks about the upgrades he’s done to the Mantis, asking intelligent questions and actually interested in the answer. He loves all food, never picky even when Cere’s nose wrinkles just a bit. When he laughs, it sounds like he means it despite all the terrible things he’s gone through. And – he’s just a kid. How could Greez dislike a kid who’s gone through such hardships and yet is still trying to do some good in galaxy?

He wonders vaguely if that’s a Jedi thing or a Cal Kestis thing – and decides maybe it’s a little bit of both. Cere’s a good person too. He can see the similarities in the two of them, raised on the same values and lessons, just trying their best in a galaxy that hates them.

Greez is so good at ignoring his own feelings and everything around him that an hour passes before he realizes…Cal isn’t hanging around anymore. The latero briefly considers being worried, but then dismisses the thought. He’s probably back out exploring Bogano. Sometimes the kid disappears for the entire day, gone before the sun rises and not back until it’s well below the horizon. How he can find so much to explore in this backwater swamp, he has no idea, but he’s not about to go out investigating himself.

Satisfied with that logic, it’s back to buffing out the blaster marks off the Mantis’ exterior. Hm, maybe a new paint job? Cal found something out in one of the workshops, didn’t he? Presented it with a grin and a twinkle in his eyes, laughing when Greez opened it and found an eye-watering pink inside. Pink is a little too distinctive, but Cal handed over another tin of an understated swamp green Greez actually likes. Maybe he’ll tag the kid to help.

He’s distracted by his thoughts by a flash of red-white out of the corner of his eye – BD-1, wandering around and scanning insects that he’s probably scanned a dozen times before.

….with no ginger-haired Jedi in tow.

Great.

Where BD is, Cal should also be. It’s a new rule of the galaxy. Never one without the other. The last time that happened, turns out Cal got tangled up in some rope and was hanging over a drop so high Greez couldn’t see the ground.

“Where is he?” he asks the little droid. He gets a simple beep in response which Greez totally understands. Completely. Yeah.

 – Greez stares blankly, not understanding at all. BD does a little head waggle, making a noise that sounds suspiciously like a droid’s version of laughter. That little shit.

“Hey! We can’t all be fluent in fifty billion languages. Give me a break.”

He may be over-estimating that number by a tad, but it’s definitely a high number. The translation matrix in the Mantis isn’t exactly top notch, but it has a pretty decent database and it still glitches when Cal gets worked up and switches to a new language he hadn’t used before.

The question is how does he know so many and the answer gives Greez a headache every time.

He will never understand the Force.

“Just…where is he? If he fell in a hole and broke is leg somewhere Cere’s gonna to kill me.”

Or ran into another, what did he call it? An oggdo? According to Cal, he barely escaped with his life. Still injured from their escape from Bracca and caught by surprise, the kid lost a good chunk of his poncho and had to be hosed down before being let back onto the ship, covered in toad gunk and mud. Now that he’s healed, he’s supposed to be figuring out their next move concerning the Vault, but maybe he’s decided to throw himself into a fight with an oggdo again – and lost, and that’s why BD’s here, looking for help.

BD-1 would be more frantic if that was the case, right?

“Where’s Cal?”

Ah, speak and she shall appear. The galaxy really is just out to get him.

Greez face-palms as he turns to see Cere standing on the Mantis’ ramp, looking a little sleep ruffled but getting more and more awake as her gaze bounces from Greez to BD-1 and never to Cal because Call isn’t here. The fact that she’s stopped long enough to fall asleep, let alone actually slept, is a kriffin’ miracle. She’s been non-stop ever since they picked up Imperial communications of a Jedi on Bracca and said Jedi turned out to be a teenager who decided to immediately pass out from his injuries once they entered hyperspace.

And that was nearly three weeks ago.

“Heeyy, Cere. Have a nice nap?”

She raises an unimpressed eyebrow. “I did, actually. Now, where’s Cal?”

Greez waves a hand. “Oh, you know him. He’s probably getting distracted by some new thing to explore.”

Cere crosses his arms, eyes flickering down to where BD-1 is watching them. “And I’m sure he made a conscious decision to do that without BD-1, didn’t he?”

“Maybe. You never know.” Greez feels oddly defensive, and he wonders if that’s a Jedi Master ability, making him feel like a kid who stole from the sweets jar when it reality it was his brother.

BD bwoops, it almost sounds like he’s laughing, hopping from foot to foot before he takes off, disappearing behind the ship’s ramp quick as a blink. Greez and Cere exchange bewildered looks. All they can do is follow. Where BD is, Cal will also be. And in turn, where Cal is, BD will be there. This they’ve learned – Cere when she nearly tripped over the droid sitting patiently as Cal meditated. Greez when he went to the second level of the Mantis for storage and found BD standing guard as Cal quietly had some sort of panic attack.

Kindred spirits, Cere had called them with a sad sort of smile on her face.

When they make their way under the Mantis – Cere having to duck – what greets them is, quite frankly, an adorable sight.

Cal is curled up in the shadows, poncho pulled tight around him, head cradled on his arm.

Deeply asleep. He’s not even talking like he sometimes does. His expression is relaxed, content even. A few of the brown, bouncing critters that dig burrow – boglings? – are piled up around him like a lump of dozing akk dogs. Ears twitch. Legs kick out as they dream. They’re snoring. These little sounds that Greez will never admit out loud he finds cute. If he listens closely enough, he can hear a deeper snore from beneath the pile – Cal.

BD beeps quietly, a job well done in letting them know where Cal is, then skitters over to the kid, picking carefully around various limbs until he can tuck himself under Cal’s arm and snuggle against his chest like he’s a bogling himself. Cal makes a soft sound and curls around the droid, holding him close.

“Would you look at that,” Cere says softly, expression aching.

Cal sleeping -- actually sleeping without nightmares or pain – is something neither of them are familiar with at all. And who can blame him? Greez can’t imagine that the kid’s been through. He’ll be having nightmares himself for a long while thanks to Bracca.

“Do we leave him here?” Greez asks, torn between wanting him to sleep and cringing at the amount of mud that’s gotta be soaking into his clothes.

BD whirls in quiet warning, daring them to try and wake Cal. Cere laughs, shaking her head.

“Do you want to be the one who wakes him up?” she asks, her tone amused. Greez grimaces. No thank you. “I thought so. It’s better if we let him sleep, especially if he’s sleeping so well. It’ll be easier to connect to the Force if he’s well rested.”

“So, we just…walk away? Leave him alone?” Sleeping outside isn’t exactly his idea of a good time.

“Are you planning on going any further from the ship?”

“Well, no.”

Cere gestures to the boglings that have, surprisingly, not run away yet. A couple are looking at the two of them with wide, wary eyes, but they seem too comfortable to move. “He has plenty of guards. We’re not going anywhere. You’re more than welcomed to hose him down before he boards.”

“Oh. Yeah. Good point.” Greez is absolutely hosing him down. Bogano mud stinks.

They leave him there, sleeping soundly with BD on guard, but they don’t go far. Cere disappears for only a couple minutes before she comes back out with a holonovel, a drink, and a chair, setting up right where she can juusstt see a peek of Cal under the ramp. Greez picks up the buffer again, pauses in thought, then hurries to grab the swamp green paint tin – after a nanosecond of hesitation, he scoops up the pink paint as well.

He’s sure there’s a non-obtrusive thing he can paint pink. Maybe it’ll get that one bright, looks-his-age smile from Cal again.

[unrealistic-ideas-for-writers]

Caladin: Draft of his Kit

As promised^^

No promise the numbers are scaled in anyway balanced- I don’t have a good grasp of buffing and scaling on the numbers side, so feel free to make suggestions.

Wrath (normal attack):

Caladin makes 6 consecutive melee attacks dealing Spectro damage equivalent to 90% of his ATK. Basic attacks accumulate stacks of “Vengeance.”

Heavy Attacks: consume a certain amount of stamina to deal single target Spectro damage equal to 115% of Caladin’s ATK and minor aoe Spectro damage.

Animation idea: A parting the seas kind of motion in which Cal brings his hands together and up before pulling them down off to his sides, creating a cone of Spectro energy around him.

Mid-air Attack: consumes a certain amount of stamina to perform a mid-air attack that deals aoe Spectro damage equal to 75% of Caladin’s ATK

Animation idea: Dropkick :3

Solar Flare (Resonance Skill)

Produces a field of swirling Spectro orbs that orbit the onfield Resonator, pulling enemies in and dealing consistent Spectro damage for 15 seconds that is equal to 75% of Caladin’s ATK.

Golden Hour (Forte)

Stacks a condition called “Vengeance” upon usage of Wrath and its variants, including basic attacks, heavy attacks, and mid-air attacks.

Upon collecting the first stack of “Vengeance”, Caladin regenerates 20% of his max energy.

A max of 12 stacks can be accumulated at once and can be done every 2 seconds.

Stacks of “Vengeance” clear upon triggering Daylight’s Glory.

Clearing stacks of “Vengeance” applies party wide ATK and Crit Rate buffs per stack cleared.

A maximum of a 40% ATK buff and 12% Crit Rate buff can be acquired

Daylight’s Glory (Resonance Liberation)

Attacks a main target dealing massive Spectro damage equivalent to 270% of Caladin’s ATK and minor AOE Spectro damage.

Clears all stacks of “Vengeance” and applies a party wide buff that last 30 seconds with Caladin off field, and 40 seconds of Caladin spends at least 10 seconds on field after triggering Daylight’s Glory.

Caladin’s basic attack, Wrath, is greatly enhanced and becomes “Rage.”

Animation idea: we see a close up of Caladin’s face, his eyes are glowing and we see a foreshortened version of his hand come into scene. It flashes to a view of light bursting through seams of his fingers as though he grabs the enemy by the face and incinerates them :3

Rage (Enhanced Basic Attack)

Performs 6 consecutive melee attacks dealing Spectro damage equal to 200% of Caladin’s ATK. All Heavy Attacks and Mid-Air attacks are treated as basic attack damage and receive designated buffs as though they were basic attacks.

Rage lasts 30 seconds. It does not disperse if Caladin is switched out for another character.

Dawn’s Breath (Intro Skill)

Deals AOE Spectro damage equivalent to 150% of Caladin’s ATK and regenerates (x) amount of Energy for himself.

Animation idea: Full blown flying out of the sky to punch the ground Haymaker vibes-

Justice at Dusk (Outro Skill)

Creates a single, stationary orb of Spectro energy that pulses and deals AOE damage equivalent to 30% of Caladin’s ATK and taunts the enemy. After 3 hits, it disperses.

Regenerates a third of the incoming Resonator’s energy.

If the incoming Resonator has a fully charged Liberation, this is exchanged for a Crit Damage buff of 12%.

Inherent Skill 1

Increases Caladin’s attack by 12%

Inherent Skill 2

Increases Caladin’s energy regeneration rate by 15%

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Wow. Alright. I think this is done enough for a draft.

If some parts seem really random and disconnected, it’s because I am ill and also just throwing thoughts at paper.

Please do add critiques of stats and percentages because I cross referenced with Xiangli Yao, Acheron from Honkai Star Rail, and Dr. Ratio from Honkai Star Rail.

So I’m sure this is a mess^^

Caladin is built to be a dual DPS/Quickswap unit.

A rotation for him might be building stacks of Vengeance, Resonance Liberation, Resonance Skill, a few extra hits in with his basic, and then swap for the other DPS to benefit from his party wide buffing.

He could also work in hyper carry, but honesty I don’t know :’)

Quick fun fact: Caladin’s Forte is named Golden Hour in reminiscence of who he once was and what his Forte once felt like to him. His other skill names feel very violent in comparison.

@uncreative-cryptid and @hobbysognodilibri (feel free to ignore, but I thought you’d like a look)

[southconfessionpark]

Imagine iff ughh ihhuhh zero da. Y and uhh ughg south park uhhh yeahhhh and cal and andre woild be uhh kebnny and ihhuhh butters yeah ggggghhh bunnx zero dayyy ohhh yessss (IM NORMAL!!!) (i know kenny and butters would never buf its a fun thought el oh el😑)

[fratboybeezer]

Flyers Primer - Text Version

Presentation version here

featuring many of my personal opinions on players & some phantoms i find notable

*edit: fuck carter hart and i was very harsh on sam for no reason also there’s a lot of typos sorry

Cam Atkinson

forward (rw), #89

drafted 157th overall to CBJ in 2008

amazing instagram comment-er

on the nhl player inclusion coalition

played for torts in cbus

seems just happy to be here

basically #1 gritty fan

Sean Couturier

forward (c), #14

coots, couter, no chest

drafted 8th overall to PHI in 2011

playing this season after being on ir for like a season and a half

should have an a or c

used to live with now gm danny b

last of my fav ginger trio (him, g, and jakey)

toothless

Marc Staal

defenseman, #18

drafted 12th overall to NYR in 2005

2nd of 4 staals

homophobic, boycotted pride night with his brother eric in florida last season

career overall +/- of +50, over 1100 games played

Scott Laughton

forward (c), #21

our one and only a

laughts, laughtsy, scotty tatum

drafted 20th overall to PHI in 2012

passionate LGBTQ+ ally

always the one to put up the pride flag in front of the farg

first guests of the season were a lesbian couple celebrating their 1 year wedding anniversary

best drip on the roster (decided by me after that horrid drip night they had)

kinda reminds me of a cat idk

drinks a black, hot coffee

let atkinson wear his a for atkinson’s first game back in cbus after being traded to philly (back when we had a c and 2 a’s)

had an a with team canada at world’s

has a cat named brucey

Travis Konecny

forward (rw), #11

tk, teeks, tiki bar

drafted 24th overall to PHI in 2015

literally one of the best (if not the best) player on our roster idc argue with the wall

called a “short king” (he is 5’10, there’s shorter guys on the roster)

certified DILF!!

my mom’s fav flyer (she can only name 3 total)

once lost his shoes on the plane and therefore postponed press

pest/rat/raccoon (affectionate)

lives in penalty box yet an absolute goal scorer

his best on ice comparison is a chihuahua

best flow on the roster idc

our media rep this year!!! Slay!!

best chirps on the roster

Joel Farabee

forward (lw), #86

beezer, young beezer, bee, young beezy

drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2018

my favorite player i could go on and on about him

had neck surgery after 21-22 season and came back and played all 82 games in 22-23 season

is already becoming a leader on the team

bought a house from coots early 22 and now it’s a hub for the young guys on the team

gives off frat boy vibes in the best way

is such a teammate guy

asg shootout hater

has (at least 1) tattoo

his game day coffee order is an iced coffee with almond milk, no sweetener, on off days gets a brown sugar shaken espresso, prefers iced over hot coffee, and never met a coffee he didn’t like

grew up liking the flyers & phillies and really wanted to be drafted to philly

“i thank my lucky stars” -bee when talking about getting drafted to philly

claimed in a tk mic’d up that he was dropping a mixtape and never dropped it :(

silliest guy on instagram

Carter Hart

goalie, #79

hartsy, cahtah haht

drafted 48th overall by PHI in 2016

our starter <3 love him

as i’m making this is injured but is practicing with the team so hopefully he’ll be back soon

deserves better than philly but you can pry him from my cold dead hands

@st-louis has a great primer about him

Samuel Ersson

goalie, #33

drafted 143rd overall to PHI in 2018

not the best but he’s trying (i think)

would benefit from some time down with the phantoms

tbh shouldn’t be our #2

Cal Petersen

goalie, #40

drafted 129th overall to BUF in 2013

looks like he would blow away in the wind ngl

me and my friend hate him i’m sorry (sorta)

has spent most of his career so far with the kings

Felix Sandstrom

#32

drafted 70th overall to PHI in 2015

he should be our #2 idc

or down with the phantoms to improve

i can’t think of him without thinking of those pics @mad-bee posted of him like

👁️👁️

Bobby Brink

forward (rw), #10

drafted 34th overall to PHI in 2019

a baby!! (is a 22 y/o man)

my friend knows him specifically as “our rookie”

a REAL short king (5’8)

university of denver

Cam York

defenseman, #8

yorkie, yam cork

drafted 14th overall to PHI in 2019

umich boy, would’ve graduated with team 101

also a usndtp boy

i’m too lazy to look for evidence but probably part of the hughes summer club

Tyson Foerster

forward (rw), #71

drafted 23 overall to PHI in 2020

even more of a baby than brink (he’s a 21 y/o man)

roomies with beezer, stayed in philly during the off-season

i don’t think he stops smiling

described by beezer as “like a little adhd kid”

seems to be besties with yorkie

Egor Zamula

defenseman, #5

undrafted

was super excited to play alongside pr*vorov when he got called up from the Phantoms

part of beezer’s summer group

Nicolas Deslauriers

forward (lw), #44

nic, des, delo

drafted 84th overall to LAK in 2009

french canadian

hit 600 games 10/10!!

usually one of the top guys on the team in hits, pim, fights

has a career overall of -91 but like isn’t a goal scorer so. averages about 6 points per game in overall career

great fighter very hot 10/10

Nick Seeler

defenseman, #24

seels, seal team

drafted 131st overall to MIN in 2011

underrated!!!!!!!!

another great fighter that’s very hot 10/10

there’s not much to him other than punches but that’s ok i love him

fought des when des was playing with the wild

Noah Cates

forward (lw), #27

catesy

drafted 137th overall to PHI in 2017

has a brother who was with the organization but now is with bridgeport in the ahl (got to play some nhl games together!!!!)

once said flyers locker room lacked the “swagger of the winning mentality” which is a fucking hilarious way to word it

was on 2022 us men’s olympic roster

Morgan Frost

forward (c), #48

frosty

drafted 27th overall to PHI in 2017

never captions his instagram posts

angered torts or something because he keeps getting benched with no chance to properly prove himself

flyers hater

Travis Sanheim

defenseman, #6

sanny, sandy, sandra

drafted 17th overall by PHI in 2014

besties + neighbors with tk (known together as travii or travis²)

whl boy

besties with tk’s oldest kid

Owen Tippett

forward (rw), #74

tippy, tipper

drafted 10th overall to FLA in 2017

got him when we traded our captain :,( miss you G

hair looks unnatural but like i’m 90% it is natural

Garnet Hathaway

forward (rw), #19

undrafted

signed as free agent in july

part of phd line (w/ des & poehling)

UHM HIS FIRST NAME IS FUCKING JOHN?!

i don’t like him please don’t ask why i don’t have an answer

Ryan Poehling

forward (c), #25

drafted 25th overall to MTL in 2017

another guy signed in july

saved him from the penguins 🫶🏻

phd line

honestly i don’t know much abt him

Louie Belpedio

defenseman, #37

drafted 80th overall to MIN in 2014

has like 3 nhl games under his belt (12? as i’m making this)

signed july 2022 but has chilling in lehigh valley

went to miami of ohio

has a totally of 3 points but like i said only 11 games he’s got a lot of space for more

Victor Mete

defenseman, #98

drafted 100th overall to MTL in 2016

signed as a free agent in july

more of an assists guy than a goals guy and honestly i’m content with that

career overall +/- of +19

about 250 games under his belt

Sean Walker

defenseman, #26

walks

undrafted

bgsu grad & 2 seasons as captain there

his trade helped us send pr*vorov on his way, hope the door hit him on the way out

not rly talked abt but i think he’s cool (i’m going to bgsu lol)

Long term IR Boys

Ryan Ellis

defenseman, #94

drafted 11th overall to NSH in 2009

i don’t think he’s played a single game with us

like was injured when he was drafted and has been on ir the whole time

we lost phil myers for him (and nolpat too ig)

back injury? i think?

i have no thoughts on him ngl

Rasmus Ristolainen

defenseman, #55

drafted 8th overall to BUF in 2013

horrid career overall +/- (-176)

traded robert hagg & 2 draft pics for him?

i like him tho ig

looks like a different person in like every photo i’ve ever seen of him

his injury is undisclosed

The Phantoms

Wade Allison

forward (rw), #19 (#17 with flyers)

wader, ally, ally cat

drafted 52nd overall to PHI in 2016

he’s my girlfriend i miss him

lived in beezer’s basement last season

part of the fratboys (w/ frosty & beezer)

wmu boy

spent all of last season with the flyers

Tanner Laczynski

forward (c), #9 (#58 with the flyers)

drafted 169th overall to PHI in 2016

OSU boy (ew)

has never spent a whole season up with the flyers :(

my mom once told me he looked like a loser before finding out he was an nhl player

buds with wader

Zayde Wisdom

forward (rw), #14

drafted 94th overall to PHI in 2020

used to live with foerster?

he would cook and tyson would clean

i need him to be called up so we have that duo back

scored 29 goals in his second ohl season

Emil Andrae

defenseman, #6 (#36 with flyers)

drafted 54th overall to PHI in 2020

played 4 games with us this season

not much of a goal scorer but can do it

kinda looks very stereotypical swede

Ronnie Attard

defenseman, #12

drafted 72nd overall to PHI in 2019

was tri-city storm captain for the 18-19 season

another wmu boy — played a season there with ally in 19-20

played 2 games with the flyers last season and 15 the year before

[translucent-serendipity]

Estic tan cansada, i es diumenge nit, dilluns matinada més aviat (4–AM!), però la meva sensació és que el cap de setmana ha volat entre reunions i ni me n'he adonat. Sort, que demà 1) li han ajornat el judici a una amiga i 2) no tinc classe, només una assemblea a la tarda, 3 horetes.

Faré... una mica de diari. De tant en tant miro les meves publicacions antigues i em fa gràcia trobar càpsules com aquesta, i veure com canvia la meva vida i el meu ús del llenguatge. Som-hi:

Estic cansada-rara. La passada nit, de fet, vaig dormir pràcticament onze hores... derivat de no haver dormit pràcticament res l'anterior, desvetllament amb dos noms i un cognom. no vam tenir sexe, però si molta tendresa. Com solem fer els divendres al vespre, vam quedar per vbeure'ns una estona i unes birres, i del Grup només érem ell (J), en T i jo, però s'hi van sumar vàries de la Mt, CJ i de CT; va ser una vetllada xulita. a mitja nit vaig (vam) decidir que no tornaria a casa, que alguna d'elles dues m'acolliria. després de la Cl vam anar al Gtz i entre ratafia i ratafia vam jugar a la petanca totes juntes. Excepte en Br i nosaltres, la resta va marxar després de les partides (algunes tenen filles, en general són un bon grapat d'anys més grans... otro ritmo). Total, que ens vam quedar xerrant fins casi les tres, quan ja tancaven, i com ambdues viuen al mateix barri vam tornar juntes caminant i deidrimin' (bé, era de nit) amb fer una mica les vàndales a una empresa que ho mereix. Arribada La cantonada, jo ja sabia que volia anar a dormir a ca d'en J, por lo que sea (buf!), tot i que no sabia si m'esperava el seu llit, un altre matalàs o una altra habitació... tot m'hauria estat bé. I sí que va estar-ho, cuqui preguntant-me si em podia abraçar, i jo que per favort.

Copypaste d'aix�� que havia posat més amunt però... millor ara:

[

És curiós, perquè tot i que és una persona atractiva (diria, normativa), a priori no és algú per qui em senti atreta... però suposo que el roce hace el cariño, y roce en tenim de varis tipus: 1) ens veiem sovint, 2) tenim un projecte de convivència entre mans!!, 3) tenim diferències ideològiques clares, i les discutim, però 4) sovint coincidim en la forma de fer les coses i en el grau de compromís. Com deia, pot ser bastant sexi (i enriquidor!) el conflicte en aquest sentit, quan va acompanyat d'afinitat d'altres tipus. Què coi, i també va haver-hi roce subtil durant la nit, abans d'anar a se casa, vull dir, d'això que a la taula es toquen els genolls, o que vam estar com la última mitja hora al Gtz ell i jo (borratxes, almenys jo) parlant d'història de l'art, d'avantguardes, composició... entusiastes i d'apropet. En aquell moment vaig decantar-me pel seu sostre (que m'estimo molt en T i quedar-me a ca seva és molt còmode, però... una té desitjos i apetències, suposo).

i bé, és una bogeria haver passat casi cinc hores com les vam passar i encara no saber com besa l'altre. no vull fer d'això un relat eròtic però alhora sí que vull (m'escudo en l'idioma, en part, sospito que l'entenen no més de quatre mutuals). quina contenció, quin desig no satisfet, les cares tocant-se, els alès barrejant-se, les mans, acariciant-nos les esquenes, els colls (bof quan em tocava el coll per davant), els cabells, les mans, o (només ell a mi) la panxa, o (només jo a ell) l'orella. i ---- no faré d'això un relat erotic, no, i --- però no gosar més que moure'm molt subtilment estant-hi en contacte. tot plegat, una bomba que no acaba d'explotar, però alhora es tan tendre el plaer que no cal que exploti. qui ho diria. i aquí som totes molt lliures i hi ha parelles però poques de tancades, però ell en té (amiga meva tb) i no té clar fins a on els hi està bé arribar. Per això la contenció (entre altres motius, per part meva). L'últim que vull (volem) és fer patir i patir naltres. Per mi, ell concretament és, Ante todo, un amic i camarada/company. I si el millor per totes és que no ens permetem aquesta proximitat, que així sigui. Però vull saber-ho. Ho resoldrem, ho resoldrem.

]

. Total, que a les vuit i escai ja estàvem en peu, i ens acomiadàvem amb una senzilla abraçada mentre les veïnes descarregaven el menjar reciclat d'una furgoneta.

Un cop a casa, vaig esmorzar i vaig fer dissabte esperant a que pugés a casa un altre futur company de lluita, d'això nou on m'estic ficant ara. Estava una mica nerviosa per tot plegat (als seus trenta sis anys em posa una mica nerviosa, sí, però en un sentit probablement més intel·lectual que físic (tot i que... en fi; que no, no res). Però vaig sobreviure-ho. I quan va marxar, vaig aguantar potser una hora desperta (pendent de mogudes importants que estaven passant en aquell moment al poble) i no més tard de les vuit i mitja del vespre, vaig caure morta al llit. Fins avui a les set del matí, que he somiat que me mare havia tornat, i jo era al llit i els membres em pesaven tant que no els podia moure, però -somiant- tenia tanta son que no em generava ansietat o preocupació la meva immobilitat; només havia de continuar dormint. En fi, he acabat aixecant-me a les vuit i pico i he tingut un matí tranquil. He llegit, hem dinat fora al solete i xerrat amb mun pare, m'he dutxat, he imprès uns documents... i cap a la reunió. He acabat tornant a casa casi a les onze de la nit; en realitat la reunió ens ha durat fins les nou o així, però després en M, en J i jo hem anat a prendre un aquarius, una tònica i un nestea respectivament, i per variar hem continuat parlant d'habitatge, d'Iran, israhell i Palestina, de les eleccions d'Euskal Herria i de les catalanes, de la nova org fatxa de turno i de FO, del curro i dels nostres calendaris horribles que no hi quep res més... moltes coses, les de sempre. Hem fet els acudits de sempre, alguns de nous, i hem rigut una bona estona. M'agrada lo còmoda que em sento amb aquest parell, però tant. Cada cop més amb pràcticament totes (amb totes a les que estimo i tinc arreladíssimes al cor i al cos).

Estan canviant coses. Jo continuo comprometent-me i assumint més i més responsabilitats. Durant les properes setmanes hauré d'analitzar com tirar-ho endavant i quines coses deixar de prioritzar per poder dedicar temps a d'altres. Aquesta setmana en particular és una bogeria. No sé. Està bé però em fan por coses, em fan angoixa d'altres, i encara d'altres em fan mandra. Però ho faré, d'alguna manera sempre acabo fent-ho. Només sé que compto amb gent que m'estima i treballo perquè ellis puguin comptar amb mi, i això li dona sentit a tot. Ahir a la tele feien Expediente X i el meu pare parlava de com la tendresa, les carícies i la tranquil·litat de l'amor quotidià és més maco i omplidor que el sexe i la genitalitat i, tot i que li queda lluny, com d'agrait se sent d'haver gaudit d'aquests tant intensament i durant tants anys de la seva vida... i no podria estar-hi més d'acord.

I ja prou de xerrameca, que és tardíssim. Bona nit i estimeu tant com pugueu les coses belles d'aquest món. Olors boniques per a totis🌼

[clothingweapon]

my friend organized an art installation project called hot rat summer. there were like 30 or 50 artists involved, you’d have to ask him, but we were all making works about the rats in seattle’s cal anderson park, named after the first openly gay politician in our state, giving due respect to the many rats in our beloved park

there were so many incredible works of art, but the centerpiece was incontestably my friend’s installation: a stained glass-style glass mosaic piece titled ‘our lady of hot rat summer,’ dedicated to both the trans community of seattle and the equally deposed community of rats in our fair city

his mosaic was almost immediately surrounded by dozens of t4t graffiti artists throwing up their tags and brand new expressions of solidarity and love for every trans person in seattle

not much later it was buffed by the conservatives that everyone in seattle likes to forget also live here. every positive expression of transness was targeted and erased by local transphobes. there were a number of kids, including saint rat, who threw up new, pro-trans tags to push back against this attack, but my friend was adamant that this was a battle we should surrender in favor of the greater war

today most of the works installed for hot rat summer are either worn away by the elements or new tags pasted over them, or taken down by violent transphobes. but graffiti is definitionally here but for a brief moment. if you were fortunate enough to be present and paying attention in the weeks after these many works were installed, you were the blessed recipient of love and care for every trans person in seattle. even if you didn’t, one piece had a spell that granted protection on our whole community

i feel like graffiti is always viewed as this v crass, low form of art. but it’s the voice of the voiceless. without street art, seattle’s gayborhood would be visually so deeply cis. were a tiny percentage of the population, and so often we blend in with the cis. anyone who isn’t trans or tapped into our community wouldn’t even know we’re here. but we’re all over this place, and we do so much to shape the culture. you can tell us by our art

[boxscorehockey]

2024-25 Transaction Register

April 12 Winged Wheel sign Jackson Blake F CAR and waives Anthony Mantha F CAL.

April 12 Winged Wheel sign Jet Greaves G CBJ and waive Pheonix Copley G LAK.

March 26 New York signs Luke Haymes F TOR and releases Stefan Noesen F NJ.

March 12 New York signs Samuel Jonsson G EDM and waives Isaac Poulter G NJ.

March 10 Quebec acquires Martin Necas F COL, Steven Stamkos F NSH, Mikael Granlund F DAL, and John Carlson D WSH from New York in exchange for Mikko Rantanen F DAL, Shane Pinto F OTT, Bradly Nadeau F CAR and Kevin Korchinski D CHC.

March 9 Seattle signs Rudy Guimond G DET and releases James Reimer G BUF.

March 9 Winged Wheel acquires Petr Mrazek G DET from the Seattle Squid in exchange for Ville Husso G ANA.

March 8 Quebec acquires William Dufour F COL from Seattle in exchange for 1 Quebec waiver pick from 24-25.

March 6 Winged Wheel acquire Josh Norris F OTT, Dmitri Buchelnikov F DET, Jesse Kiiskinen F DET from New York in exchange for Sam Bennett F FLA, Samuel Honzek F CAL, and two Winged Wheel 2025 waiver picks.

March 6 New York signs Kieron Walton F WPG and waives Pius Suter F VAN.

March 6 New York signs Luca Cagnoni D SJ and waives Juuso Valimaki D UTH.

February 28 Seattle Squid sign Josh Doan F UTH and release Andrew Mangiapane F WSH.

February 28 Squid acquire Filip Chytil F VAN and One New York Steam waiver pick in exchange for Isaac Howard F TB, Pius Suter F VAN, and Juuso Valimaki D UTH.

February 8 Squid sign Ilya Protas C WSH and releases Lawson Crouse F UTH.

February 5 New York signs Dmitri Buchelnikov F DET and waives Gleb Trikozov F CAR.

February 5 New York signs Colton Parayko D STL and waives Thomas Bordeleau F SJ.

February 1 Squid sign Fabian Lysell F BOS and waives Nils Lundqvist D DAL.

January 24 New York signs Isaac Poulter G NJ and releases Brandon Bussi G BOS.

January 22 New York signs Hampton Slukynsky G LAK and waives Joshua Roy F MTL.

January 19 Seattle signs Alex Laferriere F LAK and waives Max Domi F TOR.

January 19 Quebec acquires Mark Stone F VEG, Kevin Lankinen G VAN, Mike Matheson D MTL, and Ivan Ivan C COL from Seattle in exchange for Philip Grubauer G SEA and 3 Quebec 2025 waiver picks.

January 18 Seattle acquires Kaapo Kakko F SEA and Jaxson Stauber G UTH from New York in exchange for the New York Steam 3rd 2025 (previously acquired).

January 16 New York signs Roman Kantserov F CHC and waives Alex Lafrerriere F LAK

January 4 New York signs Emil Pieniniemi D PIT and waives Scott Perunovich D STL.

January 4 New York signs Eriks Mateiko LW WSH and waives Maxime Masse F ANA.

December 28 New York signs Jakub Dobes G MTL and releases Semyon Varlamov G NYI (LTIR).

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Vladimir Nikitin G OTT and waive Andrei Buyalski F KHL.

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Austin Burnevik F ANA and waive Ty Dellandrea F SJ.

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Linus Eriksson F FLA and waive Otto Koiuvula F Free Agent.

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Luca Pinelli F CBJ and waive Joe Veleno F DET.

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Herman Traff F NJ and waive Jared McIsaac D KHL.

December 26 Winged Wheel sign Beau Akey D EDM and waive Justin Schultz D RETIRED.

December 20 Squid signs Arvid Soderblom G CHC and waives Josh Doan F ARZ.

December 11 New York signs Jesse Kiiskinen F DET and waives Fabian Lysell F BOS.

December 11 Quebec signs Scott Wedgewood G COL and waives Carter Hart G F/A.

December 7 Buffalo signs Trent Miner G COL and waives Jack Campbell G DET.

December 7 Buffalo signs Artur Akhtyamov G TOR and waives Lukas Rousek F BUF.

December 7 Squid signs Caden Price D SEA and waives Tristan Bertucci D DAL.

December 7 Squid sign Pius Suter F VAN and waives Tommy Novak F NSH.

December 1 Squid sign Ivan Ivan C COL and waive Oliver Ekman Larsson D TOR.

December 1 New York signs Jaxson Stauber G UTH and waives Clay Stevenson G WSH.

November 30 Squid sign Emil Andrae D PHI and waive Paul Cotter C NJ.

November 23 Squid sign Drew Helleson D ANA and waives Vladislav Gavrikov D LAK.

November 23 Squid sign Elias Salomonsson D WPG and waives Adam Boqvist D FLA.

November 23 Squid sign Carl Lindbom G VEG and waives Jett Greaves G CBJ.

November 22 New York signs Mikael Granlund F SJ and waives Jeff Skinner F EDM.

November 15 New York signs Ivan Barbashev W VEG and waives Linus Eriksson F FLA.

November 15 New York signs Stefan Noesen C NJ and waives Aatos Koivu C MTL.

November 8 Squid sign Aliaksei Protas F WSH and waives Charlie Strammel F MIN.

October 28 Squid acquire James Reimer G ANA from Buffalo in exchange for Mackenzie Blackwood G SJ.

October 19 Squid sign Mark Stone F VEG and waives Nicolas Roy F VEG.

October 18 New York signs Alex Laferriere F LAK and releases John Mustard F CHC.

October 18 Squid sign Marcus Gidlof G NYI and waive Kaapo Kahkonen G COL.

October 17 Squid sign Bobby McMann C TOR and waive Tye Kartye F SEA.

October 17 Squid sign Jusso Valimaki D UTH and waive Timothy Liljegren D TOR.

October 16 Squid sign Adam Boqvist D FLA and waive Ville Heinola D WPG (LTIR).

October 16 Squid sign Oliver Ekman-Larsson D TOR and waive Kaedan Korczak D VEG.

October 16 Squid sign Georgi Merkulov F BOS and waive Arthur Kaliyev F LAK.

October 16 Squid sign Paul Cotter F NJ and waive Ryan Greene F CHC.

October 12 Winged Wheel acquire Sergei Bobrovsky G FLA from the New York Steam in exchange for the 2025 Wheel 2nd rder and Frank Nazar C/RW CHC.

Sept 15 Seattle acquires Berkly Catton F SEA from New York in exchange for Cayden Lindstrom F CBJ.

Sept 7 Quebec acquires Nikolai Kovalenko F COL and a bag of Wegmans Organic Buttery popcorn in exchange for Berkly Catton C SEA.

Sept 7 Seattle acquires the Seattle 2024 3rd (pick 11) and the New York 2025 3rd from New York in exchange for the Winged Wheel 2nd 2024 (pick #7).

August 31 Winged Wheel acquire Kirill Kaprizov F MIN and the New York Steam 12th 2024 (pick 60) in exchange for the Winged Wheel 1st 2024 (pick 2 overall) and John Gibson G ANA.

August 25 Seattle acquires Mike Matheson D MTL and the New York 6th (pick 30) in exchange for the Seattle 6th (pick 26).

August 17 Seattle acquires Joel Hofer G STL from the New York Steam in exchange for the Seattle 4th 2024 (pick #16)

July 14 Winged Wheel acquire Vladimir Tarasenko RW DET from New York in exchange for Rutger McGroarty F WPG.

July 2 Seattle acquires Jakob Chycrun D WSH from New York in exchange for the Seattle 2024 3rd (pick #11).

June 19 Quebec acquires Jacob Markstrom G NJ from the New York Steam in exchange for William Smith C SJ.

[burnerbets]

Here's Gambling Twitter's best FREE PLAYS for the tonight’s games 11/7

NHL🏒 BUF/CAR o6.5 - @PardonMyPick | @LegionPickss MTL ML - @jr_dimes TB/MTL o6.5 - @Daily_Pickens | @SharpMinds247 ARI ML - @BetWithTheChief | @JokerPickz NSH/CAL o5.5 - @MrUnderBettor NJ/COL o6.0 - @bsawyerbets | @Legene53 ANA +1.5 - @BetWithTheChief PHI 1.5 - @JRum1200

NCAAF🏈 BALL +9 - @PardonMyPick | @HammeringHunt CMU +3 - @KatosPicks | @cappersfree | @Allinonecapppers

[mrfoox]

Me: has major freak out at 3-4 am over potential Bad ™ thing

Roo, who haven't said a thing in the group chat for a week soon: 'hey its probably nothing, you are safe, it's okay, nothing is going to happen'

[andrebearakovsky]

On Saturday night against Columbus, Ovi scored against Daniil Tarasov, making him the 152nd goalie that he's scored on in his career, inching him closer to Gretzky's 156 goalies scored on (Jaromir Jagr has the all-time record, with 178 goalies). This got me wondering how quickly Ovi could possibly reach Gretzky (and eventually Jagr) and how many goalies were currently available to be scored on for the first time.

So, I went and gathered the information myself. Below is a list of all the goalies currently on NHL rosters (according to NHL.com as of December 6th) that have NOT surrendered a goal to Alex Ovechkin, aside from his current teammates Ilya Samsonov and Vitek Vanecek.

Most of these goalies are backups (particularly in the Western Conference who haven't had much of a chance to face him), really young goalies who haven't been in the league long, a couple vets who have managed to not play the Caps at all in their careers, and one longtime former teammate who also has yet to face the Caps. However, there is one BIG surprise on this list.

Current Goalies Alex Ovechkin has not scored a goal against:

Anthony Stolarz (ANA)

Karel Vejmelka (ARI)

Malcolm Subban (BUF)

Kevin Lankinen (CHI)

Justus Annunen (COL)

Pavel Francouz (COL)

Jonas Johansson (COL)

Elvis Merzlikins (CBJ)

Braden Holtby (DAL)

Jake Oettinger (DAL)

Alex Nedeljkovic (DET)

Stuart Skinner (EDM)

Cal Petersen (LAK)

Kaapo Kahkonen (MIN)

Sam Montembeault (MTL)

David Rittich (NSH)

Ilya Sorokin (NYI)

Adam Huska (NYR)

Tristan Jarry (PIT)

Joey Daccord (SEA)

Chris Driedger (SEA)

Ville Husso (STL)

Charlie Lindgren (STL)

Joseph Woll (TOR)

Thatcher Demko (VAN)

Eric Comrie (WPG)

Yes; in 7 games against an oft-seen division rival, Alex Ovechkin has yet to score a goal on Tristan Jarry

[silkeared]

calahan  could  identify  almost  immediately  what  the  boy  in  front  of  him  was.  the  slightly  rugged  exterior,  the  scent  of  soil  from  past  changes  that  clung  in  unseen  places.  he  had  spoken  to  wolves  before  ;  despite  an  age - old  feud,  blood - deep,  the  vampire  had  never  really  been  one  for  prejudice.  “half?”  cal  questioned,  a  restrained  smile  plastered  to  his  face,  “ah  —  well,  there’s  certainly  something  there  under  the  accent,  but  i  can  pick  up  the  eire  a  mile  off.  it’s  been  a  long  time  since  i  went  away,  and  it  never  leaves  you.” it  was  all  he  had  left  of  the  macarthy’s,  the  strong  upturn  on  his  words  that  was  the  same  as  his  mother’s  before  him.  she  had been  a  pious  woman,  a  woman  that  had  taught  him  everything  he  knew,  and  maybe  that  was  the  reason  why  calahan  still  refused  to  rid  himself  of  the  hail  mary  around  his  neck,  clutching  rosaries  when  the  sun  went  down  and  confessing  his  lifetimes  of  sins  in  the  chapel  below  his  and  liam’s  sprawling  mansion.  the  strength  of  his  accent  had  never  dulled  —  not  in  england,  not  in  america,  not  in  the  century  since  his  death. maybe  it  was  ironic,  a  vampire  harboring  such  softness  for  the  species  that  had  historically  torn  them  apart.  still,  he  watched  as  the  other  spoke,  offering  understanding  nods,  humming  to  show  his  interest.  throughout,  his  spine  remained  impossibly  straight,  his  neck  elongated  and  his  chin  poised.  almost  like  a  statue,  or  a  marionette  hanging  on  a  still  hand. “on  your  ma  or  da’s  side?”  he  finally  asked,  returning  to  buffing  the  tops  of  the  glasses  that  emerged,  still  dirty,  from  the  dishwasher.  “honestly,  i  couldn’t  take  money  of  your  hands  for  this.  it  wouldn’t  be  right.  tell  you  what  —  we  have  a  donation  box  right  here,  you  can  put  your  tip  in  there  and  we’ll  call  it  even.  me  and  my  partner,  we  have  everything  we  need.”  calahan  lowered  the  glass  once  it  was  cleaned  and  reached  for  another.  “the  bar  is  more  for  something  to  do.  gets  me  out  of  the  house.” he  wondered  if  the  wolf  was  the  same  as  koda’s  boyfriend,  a  frightened  young  thing  that  cowered  beneath  the  moon  and  fought  oncoming  changes  until  they  tore  his  flesh  apart.  did  he  stand  against  his  affliction,  or  did  he  lie  down  and  take  it  like  a  dog?  an  illusion  of  control  had  kept  calahan  steady  for  a  hundred  years.  he  knew  he  was  only  one  bad  night  away  from  slipping.  “how’s  portum  treating  you?  have  you  been  around  here  long?  i  can’t  believe  i  haven’t  seen  you  before,  if  you  have.”  when  calahan’s  eyes  fixed  firmly  on  the stranger's,  his  voice  skipped  like  a  stone  against  flat  water.  there  was  something  in  those  blue  pools  that  he  recognized,  something  screaming  at  him  —  almost  innately  —  that  this  wasn’t  just  some  stray.  maybe  he  was  the  grandson  of  a  fallen  comrade,  or  a  face  in  the  background  of  aphelion  books  when  he  brought  liam  a  morning  coffee.  “have  i?  seen  you  before?”

There was a peculiar scent about him—a stench Nick had grown all too familiar with when it came to that species. It clung to them like a second skin, an odor impossible to mask. Death. It wasn't just the sterile staleness of a cadaver lab or the sour tang of decay that lingered in the air after a patient flatlined. It was something sharper, more pervasive, and infinitely worse. Yet, it was never identical.

This one reeked of old whiskey and teakwood, layered beneath that unshakable smell of rot. It was distinct, but not enough to fool Nick. He didn’t need a second whiff to know what the man was—a vampire. The smell, the unnatural stillness in his movements, even the faintest effort to smooth out his accent—all of it screamed the truth. Or at the very least, it told him that he had lived long enough to be able to read him like a book. Nick’s lip curled, though he caught himself before it fully formed into a sneer.

"Just about half Irish, actually," Nick said, his tone as polished as he could possibly manage. "Most people pick up on the German more, though they’re usually wrong. Trilingual upbringing can make for an accent no one can quite place."

His mind momentarily whisked back to his own childhood. His mother’s voice—a symphony of Gaelic, German, and English—had shaped him and his sister in the same way. Their mother had worn her Irish heritage with pride, refusing to let it be drowned out by the rigidity of German tradition forcibly pushed on her.

Nick shook the memory aside and focused back on the vampire. He hated how quickly he could dissect him—his scent, his speech. He had a veneer of charm wrapped in centuries of practice and it made him uneasy. The instinct to recoil was tempered by the vampire's surprising humility as he offered Nick a drink. Nick's hand hovered for a moment before grasping the glass, the faintest flicker of a smile ghosting across his lips.

"Not sure I can take this without paying," he said, his tone light, though his wariness lingered. He raised the glass slightly, studying the liquid within. "Maybe you'll settle for a tip worth the price of this drink?"

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2023-24 Transaction Register

March 13 Buffalo signs Gustav Nyquist F NSH and waives Jack McBain F ARZ.

March 11 Quebec acquires Linus Ullmark G BOS, David Rittich G LAK and the New York 1st 2024 in exchange for Bowen Byram D BUF, Jake Neighbours F STL and Hunter Brzustewicz D CAL.

March 11 Winged Wheel acquire the New York 2nd 2024 in exchange for Jake Guentzel W CAR.

March 3 Seattle signs Michael Kesselring D ARZ and waives Benjamin Gaudreau G SJ.

March 1 Seattle signs Tanner Molendyk D NSH and releases Oliver Wahlstrom F NYI.

March 1 Seattle acquires Carson Rehkopf F SEA, Matthew Knies F TOR, Matthew Wood F NSH, Daniil But F ARZ and Cutter Gauthier F ANA from New York in exchange for Travis Konecny F PHI, Mike Matheson D MTL and Simon Nemec D NJ.

February 28 Seattle signs Corson Ceulemans D CBJ and waives Ryan Chesley D WSH.

February 28 New York signs Brandon Bussi G BOS and waives Jonathan Drouin C COL.

February 25 Seattle signs Oscar Fisker Molgaard F SEA and waives Michael Carcone F ARZ.

February 24 Buffalo acquires Samuel Ersson G PHI and Filip Forsberg F NSH from Seattle in exchange for Daniil Tarasov G CBJ and Edouard Sale F SEA.

February 24 Winged Wheel sign Juraj Pekarcik F STL and waive Adam Ruzicka F F/A.

February 10 Seattle signs David Goyette C SEA Eetu Makiniemi G CAR.

February 10 Seattle signs Ryan Greene C CHC and waives Drew Helleson D ANA.

February 10 New York signs Nick Lardis F CHC and waives Nikita Zadorov D VAN.

February 10 Seattle acquires 4 New York waivers in exchange for Philip Broberg D EDM and Nikita Zadorov D VAN.

February 1 New York signs Clay Stevenson G WSH and waives Braden Schneider D NYR.

January 21 New York signs David Rittich G LAK and waives Carl Lindbom G VEG.

January 14 New York signs Blake Coleman F CAL and waives Jordan Dumais F CBJ.

January 10 Seattle signs Philip Tomasino F NSH and waives Raphael Lavoie F EDM.

January 7 New York signs Jonathan Drouin F COL and waives Philip Tomasino F NSH.

January 7 New York signs Jonathan Quick G NYR and waives Josh Doan F ARZ.

January 7 Seattle acquires Michael Hrabal G ARZ, Cayden Primeau G MTL, Jacob Fowler G MTL, and Erik Portillo G LAK from New York in exchange for Pyotr Kochetkov G CAR and Arturs Silovs G VAN.

January 3 Buffalo signs Theo Lindstein D STL and waives Conor Timmins D TOR.

January 3 New York signs Vinny Trocheck F NYR and waives Zac Jones D NYR.

January 3 Buffalo signs Maxim Strbak D BUF and waives Ondrej Palat F NJ.

January 3 Buffalo signs Felix Unger- Sorum F CAR and waives Ryan Hartman F MIN.

December 13 Squid sign Michael Carcone F ARZ and releases Conor Garland F VAN.

December 9 Squid sign Jet Greaves G CBJ and waives Alekski Heimosalmi D CAR.

December 8 New York signs Carson Rehkopf C SEA and waives Gracyn Sawcyhn F FLA.

December 8 Squid sign Tye Kartye F SEA and waives Ville Koivunen F CAR.

December 8 Squid sign Martin Jones G TOR and waives Zach Dean C STL.

December 1 Winged Wheel acquire Alex Lyon G DET, Joonas Korpisalo G OTT, Anton Forsberg G OTT and Levi Merilainen G OTT from the Seattle Squid in exchange for the Wheel 2nd rd pick 2024.

December 1 Seattle signs Alex Lyon G DET and waives Ty Nelson D SEA.

November 28 Winged Wheel acquire Patrick Kane RW DET from New York in exchange for Cutter Gauthier RW PHI.

November 26 Seattle signs Samuel Ersson G PHI and waives Semyon Voyzavoi G SEA.

November 22 Seattle signs Chris Driedger G SEA and waives Arber Xhekaj D MTL.

November 18 New York signs Isaac Poulter G NJ and waives Matvei Petrov W EDM.

November 16 Squid sign Charlie Strammel F MIN and waives Carson Soucy D VAN

November 16 Squid sign Dmitri Simashev D ARZ and waives David Goyette C SEA.

November 15 Winged Wheel sign Yegor Sidorov W ANA and releases Trey Fix-Wolansky F CBJ.

November 15 Winged Wheel sign Kasper Halttunen F SJ and releases Alex Kerfoot F ARZ.

November 15 Winged Wheel sign Maxence Guenette D OTT and releases Jakub Skarek G NYI.

November 15 Winged Wheel sign Arttu Karki D VEG and releases Martin Jones G TOR.

November 9 Squid sign Mathieu Joseph F OTT and release Jack Studnicka C VAN.

November 8 Winged Wheel signs Jaroslav Halak G CAR and waives Kevin Labanc F SJ.

November 5 Squid sign Dmitry Voronkov F CBJ and releases Alexander Romanov D NYI.

October 28 New York signs Frank Vatrano F ANA and waives Nick Lardis F CHC.

October 28 Squid sign Jonas Johansson G TB and waives Adam Beckman F MIN.

October 25 Squid sign Tommy Novak F NSH and release Erik Kallgren G NJ.

October 25 New York signs Joshua Roy RW MTL and waives Vincent Trocheck F NYR.

October 25 Squid sign Kaeden Korczak D VEG and waive Nolan Foote F NJ.

October 25 Squid sign Tristan Luneau D ANA and waive Klim Kostin F DET.

October 25 Squid sign Jackson LaCombe D ANA and waives Zach Whitecloud D VEG.

October 23 Quebec acquires Ross Colton F COL and Ivan Prosvetov G COL from the Squid in exchange for one 2023-24 Quebec waiver.

August 24 Quebec acquires Robert Thomas C STL from New York in exchange for Logan Cooley C ARZ.

August 14 Winged Wheel acquires Daniel Sprong F DET from Seattle in exchange for the Wheel 6th 2023 (#27).

August 13 Winged Wheel acquire Alex Debrincat F DET and Alex Tuch F BUF from New York in exchange for the Winged Wheel 2023 1st (pick 2), Winged Wheel 3rd 2023 (pick 12), and Winged Wheel 5th 2023 (pick 22).

August 9 Seattle acquires Adam Boqvist D CBJ, Nils Lundkvist D DAL, New York rd 5 2023 (pick 25) and New York Rd 7 2023 (pick 35) from New York in exchange for the Seattle 5th 2023 (pick 21), Seattle 7th 2023 (pick 31).