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​“calling yourself sapphic sounds like you wear mushroom earrings and listen to hozier” “calling yourself aroallo is literally just calling yourself a fuckboy” well maybe if we stopped relentlessly assigning stereotypes to queer identities the way we get mad at non-queer people for doing we wouldn’t have this problem

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"Can we talk about how normalised reading/watching nsfw is" "can we not normalise fetishes"

And you call me dramatic when I say sex negative views are coming back.

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ah shit sorry man i didnt mean to spill my "aro4aro friends with benefits relationship" all over your favorite ship, fuck dude my bad, it wont happen again

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never forget when the Justice League decided to surrender themselves to the US and while being held at gunpoint (the Superman, the Wonder Woman, all of them minus Bruce, who crashed out about how stupid they were being and refused) the very first and only question they’re asked is “Where’s Batman?”

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Happy pride month specifically to folks on the asexual and aromantic spectrum who oftentimes feel isolated and left out of the conversation. You belong here as much as the rest of us and I hope that you are all loved in a way that is comforting to you.

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i think a LOT of you with chronic conditions should learn this one magical phrase to get your hospital doctor to shit his entire pants, which is leaving the room and saying "im going to go discuss your behavior with the ethics committee, i think you might need a reminder of what your job is"

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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”

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can we like, have adaptations made by people who care about the thing they're adapting

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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istg if i get one more "let AI help you!" or "disable your adblocker pweeeaaase owo uwu"

im gonna crash out with this blue slushie in my hand

i will crawl the depths of hell

i will drag my belly across jagged stone long before i use ai to help me with anything or disable my adblocker to "access all the features" of a corporation who has done nothing to make my experience online any easier than to flood me with advertisements and capitalism

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Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

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Been having the brain rot (It’s about Raziel and Dahlia again)

Specifically this song:

Mainly because this is my new loop-for-four-hours song, but also???

Raziel and Dahlia are both extremely goal oriented people fighting against the narrative in their respective cases and I just can’t help but think about it??

They’re both people who are aware of the Rover’s existence, and while that existence is helpful for the future Longterm, they are both people lacking in time.

They don’t have time to wait for Rover to join their side or see their message.

It’d be neat and all of Rover agreed- would sure make things easier as well.

But they don’t have time to focus on just that.

I dunno, was just thinking about the metaphorical gladiator ring that is fighting against fate as a mortal/pseudo immortal.

this is fantastic and i will be thinking about this a lot because i like how different Dahlia and Raziel are and yet — they are so, so similar.

they would both HATE me for saying this but i don't see them as too different from each other, even if their goals are not exactly the same and their approaches to things aligned.

like oh yes, rover's agreement would make things a whole lot easier but i also see them as people who don't exactly see rover as necessary to achieve what they're going for. yes things will go a lot damn faster if rover helps, but they've got better things to do than to convince the already-too-late-hero to help them with their goals.

rover is, at best, an accelerator. at worst, rover is an obstacle that must be overcome by any means necessary.

their gladiator ring, their fight against fate.

' Victory's your only payment. '

they can't afford to lose, can they?

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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUFORD !!!!!! 🌈

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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Not only did my fried rice panel take off in a way I wasn't expecting but my POST about the fried rice panel also took off in a way I wasn't expecting please let me rest

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