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THIS MOTHERFUCKER CAN DRIVE?!?!?
#endereies#kay speaks#sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#CHRIS CAN DRIVE?!?!
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So, I rediscovered my childhood recently and I am thinking about these characters an unhealthy amount right now.
#wild kratts#chris kratt#martin kratt#childhood cartoon#why is it so good?!#Drew them a little dirty because I can#look at the bois ToT#Martin employing taller brother priveleges#brothers#don't be lettin' Martin drive
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#I included a frog#It's the only thing I know how to paint#mischief theatre#harper's locket#fanart#mischief comedy#the goes wrong show#Can someone please tell me the grammar is correct?#the sentence sounds weird somehow but I can't think of a better way to put it#please#it's driving me crazy#not ai art#hands are just HARD#harpers locket#art#art meme#expectation vs reality#the show that goes wrong#chris bean#sandra wilkinson#robert grove
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my roman empire will always be kurtbastian. like the missed opportunity, we really could’ve had it all :(
#i can’t let it go#running through my mind CONSTANTLY#and now having the info that grant recently confirmed that he was going for flirty arguing in these scenes… it’s driving me insane 😭#middle school me feels so validated right now bc the tension was there 😩#like no one can convince me otherwise that sebastian wouldn’t have instantly fallen for kurt#he saw kurt’s sassy bitch attitude firsthand and wanted to take him home 🤭#now THAT would be the challenge he was looking for#the glee writers suck for never taking their relationship anywhere 💔#i’ve been thinking about them for almost 13 years now#kurt hummel#sebastian smythe#kurtbastian#chris colfer#grant gustin#glee
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#obviously i am Thrilled with all the buddie goodness we got this ep#but one thing about this whole eddie/chris storyline that is driving me absolutely UP THE WALLS#is that there has just been absolutely Zero realistic communication about any of it from the audience's perspective#we don't hear anything about logistics in the moments where chris is actually leaving#(about how long he'll be gone for/if it's just for the summer/etc etc)#which whatever fine tim wanted it to be dramatic#but still in season 8 we don't know if there's been any discussion with chris OR helena and ramon about when/if he should be coming home#like you can infer if you want that the diaz parents have no intention of giving up chris and this was the plan all along#but tbh even that is largely extrapolation on the fandom's part bc they haven't told us anything!!!!!!#two facetimes and three conversations eddie's had with people that Aren't his parents is not enough!!!!#and i know it's the Eddie Diaz Routine(tm) to jump to the most extreme possible conclusion re him moving back to el paso#but WHY have we gotten no indication at all that he's attempted to talk this out with chris at some point in the last 5 months???????????#the dust settled a long time ago and eddie has Always been so good at talking to chris even when it's a difficult subject#i refuse to believe we're in last resort territory i'm sorry askdfjhsa#i want to write something about it but there's so much to tackle i don't even know where to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway yes i know i was the one pointing out last week that storylines 8 seasons in are not going to be top notch but that doesn't negate#my frustration aksdjfhsih#tbd
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like obv im not a fan of Strictly Businessman William that the fandom loves for some fucking reason *coughs in a particular direction* but its like you could still do smth fun with this generao concept i feel and yet yall still dont.............. hear me out✋️ heres how the afton!businessheads and the afton!theaterboyheads can still win ,,,,
#miss bonnies puppet show.............#im conceptualizing okay. and also i need him to have a brief homoerotic one sided rivalry with edwin murray BEFORE freddys for my own#personal satisfaction and also My Timeline😋#like i want to fill williams one and a quarter year unemployment gap with something and i can tell you his ass is not patient enough to lay#low for that long after ccs death come onnnnn....... and also yknow it would he his excuse. 'im just trying to take my mind off the whole#-thing you know... i have two other kids to feed and the wifes absolutely distraught i have no choice but to step up as the man of the house#- to provide for my family......... *wipes away tear*'#but also having to wear his Clinical Depression fits is starting to have genuine adverse effects on his mood and its freaking him out#william voice i dont even want to go outside anymore if i cant dress like a little faggot............ i cant stand the way people look at me#it makes my skin crawl...... im all holed up in the basement or the studio these days and its driving me mad..!!#lol#hes bad at socializing like a normal person but william afton needs to talk to people or hell literally combust and die ik this to be true♡#i think he calls henry every so often and is like heyyyyy how are you.... doing.... haha ...... yeah.... yeah im fine. mostly. yeah chris is#doing better but shes still all choked up about the kid. we all are. but i dont want to talk about it too much... how have you been 😁 ..#pleaseeee tell me everything and anything going on with you rn im losinggg my fucking shitttt haha ....#anyways. hehr#the freddy files
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Namid[A]me - Hitorie 🌧
old main version now swapped with the realistic raindrops one here because i've realised i kind of just prefer it a lot myself visually HAHA, despite this one fitting the vibe of the song better
#end roll#russell seager#chris (end roll)#chrissell#my art#SONG TWO in my questionable little chrissell playlist illustrating project 🥳#i also tried drawing russell's shirt collar normally for once and it was??? surprisingly fun actually#not sure what i'll stick with but yea!!#HITORIE IS SUCH AN ACTUAL RUSSELL AND CHRISSELL GOLD MINE BTW#expect a lot more of their music with this if i can keep up the drive long enough 💪 since they're mostly in the latter half#i think they're one of my top favorite bands now...#this one took longer than expected partially bc i kept getting distracted by designing a genshin AU for them WHEEZE#but also—#can you REALLY call something done until you start feeling physically sick from looking at it 🤔🤔 (i am developing a problem)#perfectionism aside there i actually really like this tho HAHA#chrissell playlist art
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i should start hitting resi characters w the disability beam actually
#leon was shot in the shoulder + almost died from las plagas#he also crashes every car he ever drives and has visibly bashed his head against the steering wheel at LEAST once. so there's that#jill... i feel like her whole thing could be an allegory if you give me long enough#i haven't played 5/6 yet so chris is still partially an enigma to me but i can run with yawn's poison side effects if i must#ethan... god.#i know why we don't count ethan but holy shit dude. that man would keep the prosthetics manufacturers in business all by himself#if i finish re8's dlc and don't immediately make a chronic illness allegory abt rose assume i've died idk#obligatory 'luis was stabbed in the spine' comment#give me long enough and i WILL find something for everybody#og#horror tag#resident evil#fav
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claire crashing chris’ car and then getting pissed because he didn’t get angry with her and then deciding to break up with him is really funny. my only question is why was she even driving his car. like. ?
#in what scenario would claire need to drive chris’ car#he should’ve said it’s okay claire i can give you a ride#1. is he stupid#2. what is her problem#claire driving a manual car for the first time: heh. easy#five minutes later: chris i’m going to hold your hand as i tell you this
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everyone look away!! can u imagine how sexy it would have been if benson had used a knife at the start of the movie
#walking straight up to chris putting a hand on his shoulder and just driving a blade into his gut over and over and over#until lacerated bits of his guts start to slip out and splatter against the floor#stalking toward hardy. crossing the stockroom w huge strides before hardy can break from his stillness#raising his arm like he does when he reaches for a cigarette between his lips to slide the knife up into the base of hardys skull#pulling jess into him w her back against his chest (doesn’t want to see her face) and covering her mouth w his palm#making eye contact w randy as he draws the blade across her throat her screaming becoming gurgling aspirations until he drops her#walking slowly up to randy. stepping into his personal space. wiping blood from the flat of the knife (his fault) onto his uniform shirt.#waiting for him to try and run#you know. something like that i guess#benson#the passenger#my posts
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Chris was just as uninterested with Lucy as Lucy was with him she just wasn’t living in denial lmao
#poorni speaks the rookie#hell I’d go as far to say chris only did that house shit to drive lucy away#because he didn’t want to be the dumper#coward move? yeah. but also he’s just getting out of the closet so I can forgive that lol.
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[shoutout to @brooklynislandgirl for inspiring this headcanon!! I always thought Chris had basic cars but I really love the idea of him always driving a hooptie in his verses! I’ll expand on this more later today! But I love this!]
#; ooc#// he’s always driving but it’s usually a very old car#even Quas tells him to get new cars#but Chris can be frugal cause he says his bad at math
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hi!!!!! haven’t been able to get any coherent thoughts down yet but i just wanted to let you know i Have been rotating your post in my mind…….was thinking about it in the back of multiple ubers today…..rain pattering against the window…………like, oh my goodness! YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!! wishing you well. hope you have a safe, healthy, and happy new year!! 💗
"enough music", dorianne laux
#have been trying for SO long to find you the rain on the windows poem i wanted. needless to say i did not succeed.#but! dorianne laux does evoke the kind of emotion the backseat in the rain conveyed to me#and it is very much a poem about not having the things to say so. fitting.#liv in the replies#happy new year to you too!!!!! thank you <3#also on a side note. for my brain.#maybe it's what we don't say that saves us#UNHINGED line thank you. i don't have the narratives presently but my god they're there.#thinking about journeymen and long road trips and that one chris driedger article about driving up and down all the time#and YES OK FINE I WILL TAG IT#the caterpillar and the chrysalis#the chrysalis and the caterpillar#maybe one of these days i should figure out which tag is the proper one and condense it but today is not that day.#it is purely i think for the sake of the 'we stopped once or twice' (trades) the journey metaphorical but you were always on the same road#the same path/end together. seeing the same lines out the window. a long drive (love) talked enough listened enough enough music#(unrelatedly to that but to the view where did i put all my roadkill poems because also: the blur out the window.)#enough music who's the fuckass locker room dj two old men with their audiobooks lmao (enough! maybe one listening by force & not by choice)#and the enough repetition makes me think of the other poem that goes enough seen enough had enough kiss the dumb animal ->#ltir retirement 'the cry of the body—and you always want to give it what it wants. but i must say no—enough / with more tenderness'#how you know when to quit. the cry of the body/heart never to stop with a) when you can no longer make a fist but b) the one i had#about pain & motion & only finding out when you stop re: fibulas i think & dance. the ache of no motion the heart against its own best time
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i need dirt bike/motocross/racer chris x supportive inspiring gf fics ASAP
#esp now that he can drive#the boy i like races n i need a chris fic so my worlds can collide#love my new england men i rlly do#everything i’m seeing is too country n boring LMAO and also not chris#i need to be on my supportive gf shit#watching on the sidelines absolutely killing it#chris sturniolo#matt sturniolo#nick sturniolo#sturniolo triplets
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SUICIDE ISEKAI PEACEMAKER REFERENCE SHEET
I STAY WINNING!!!! WHOS M.ORI CAL.LIOPE
#No I know who she is you can tell from the tagblocking.#Anyway its fucking killing me how much it seems this is just fucking Kupperberg Chris somehow this is driving me insane#I am so excited Im gonna get so let down
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honestly tho. ive gotta say that my absolute favorite grease phase is def them sophomore/junior year of hs. close second is them raising lily II probably
#LISTEN#its abt them having just#the most dramatic fucking relationship#in the history of teenagers#no fuck that actually they have the most Teenage Relationship in the history of relationships probably#like. its abt unspoken devotion to each other at the ripe ages of 15-16 without even REALIZING what it is#its about them being so god damn obsessed with each other - so OBVIOUSLY obsessed with each other- that literally everyone can see it#EXCEPT FOR THEM#its abt their incessant bickering to the point where they drive each other half insane BUT#there is always a layer that runs deeper than either of them that is just an unspoken understanding#its abt knowing each other better than literally anyone else in the world and KNOWING that the other person knows them this well just as#much as they know them but still refusing to admit that they care abt the other person#ITS ABT BEING INSANELY JEALOUS AND PETTY OF ANYONE WHO EVEN /MIGHT/ HAVE THE SAME BOND#AND BEING SO. TEENAGER. ABOUT IT.#like chris just all of a sudden becoming obsessed with showing off and proving that hes Better than gregorys partners#and gregory js sulking and pouting and getting snappier and more annoyed whenever the person christophe chooses to pretend hes half as#obsessed with walks into the room#they r so god damn#insane#and entertaining. and i love them#its abt napping together and hugging each other like the other person will literally disappear the second they let go at the ripe ages of#16-17. literally my favorites#grease (real)
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