#COURT

[mus1g4]

That moment when you know for a fact you aren't the high school track star any more!

You are already shackled up and in stripes. Your haircut was done by a guy doing 364 days for DUI.

What part of you thought ".....look man, that shit just didn't happen!" was a wise response to a judge!

These fuckers aren't joking!

[mus1g4]

Orange and white scrubs in mismatched states of use. Leg irons and handcuffs with at least two armed COs present. Looks like Status Hearings at the Johnston County Courthouse.

"Move your asses ladies. It's a busy day!"

[my-midlife-crisis]

He even tucks the thumb

oh boy

Welcome to the Fourth Reich dickheads. This is what you wanted. This is what you get.

[yesterdaysprint]

The San Francisco Examiner, California, September 17, 1934

[lun-rk800]

Luigi Mangione at State Supreme Court in New York.

[grickle14]

Guilty.

[fuckyeslilkim]

Lil' Kim leaving court, 2005.

[chic-a-gigot]

Journal des Dames et des Modes, Costume Parisien, 14 février 1805, An 13 (618): Habit de Cour. Collection of the Rijksmuseum, Netherlands

Court suit: frak trimmed with flower pattern, knee breeches, shirt with pleated jabot and cuffs. White stockings. Hat under the arm, (decorative) sword on the left side, flat shoes with square buckles. The print is part of the fashion magazine Journal des Dames et des Modes, published by Pierre de la Mésangère, Paris, 1797-1839.

[theonion]

Saying he ought to try standing up for himself every once and a while, sources reported Tuesday that local weak-will man Danny Reese did whatever the Cook County Circuit Court ordered him to do. “The judge tells him to stay 500 feet away from this place, stay 500 feet away from that place—and this pushover just sits there and takes it!” said courtroom spectator Drew Bernat, noting that anybody with even a little self-respect would speak up before agreeing to abide by the terms of a restraining order, attend mandatory drug counseling, and make regular child support payments. 

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[tamapalace]

Kuchipatchi has been summoned for jury duty! 🧑‍⚖️

[mus1g4]

Allen Strickland, aged 18, from Tabor City, NC is going to spend 8 months locked up for fleeing from a Peace Officer.

Belly chain, orange cuffs and an orange jumpsuit are going to be pretty standard in his life for a while!

Nice jail haircut buddy!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went to court but the entire jury, defense, judge and my lawyer were all fish. The sentence? I had told someone that fish fingers weren’t actually fishes’ fingers. I was found guilty and sentenced to death by lawn mower. I still don’t know what that means.

[the-merry-otter]

This meme is brought to you by my consort’s sense of humour, and my photography and meme editing skills 😂

[unbfacts]

Studies reveal that a defendant's physical appearance can influence sentencing outcomes. Unattractive individuals may receive sentences up to three times longer than attractive ones, despite similar offenses.