#CTFO

[stringcage]

I'm not even Catholic but the serenity prayer goes kinda hard I can't lie

[allmystuff]

Best Successful Home Business | C T F O

[dugaodna]

did you guys see xcx6 got named. and von dutch is dropping tomorrow. Big things are happening

[galaxy-stardust]

"Fast mind, faster heart - Gaz sees everything, but only lets you see him."

Name: Kyle Garrick

Codename: Gaz – Short for “Gas Mask” from his early days with CTFO, where he was always the first to breach, first into the unknown, and always wearing one. Now it’s just who he is.

Date of Birth: February 15th 1995

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius – Clever, steady, calm in chaos. Always thinking one step ahead, always watching.

Height: 5'10" (1.78m)

Build: Lean, athletic, built for agility over brute strength. Runners' legs, cut arms, defined chest - not bulky, just sharp.

Eye Color: Hazel - warm brown and gold flecks that catch the light and cut through bullshit.

Voice: Smooth London accent, calm and quick. When teasing, it dances. When serious, it lands hard.

How he smells: Fresh cedar, clean soap, warm spice - like he always just stepped out of a hot shower, but with danger in his wake.

How he tastes: Mint, black coffee, and something electric. His kiss is teasing, slow, and then suddenly not.

Favorite season: Spring - life, change, growth. He’s never been one to fear new beginnings.

Favorite food: Chicken tikka masala. Spicy, rich, comforting.

Favorite dessert: Chocolate fudge cake. He’ll act chill about it, but don’t come between him and a slice.

Food he hates: Oysters. “Slimy sea snot. No thanks.”

Favorite drink: Spiced rum and cola. Laid-back, strong, easygoing.

Favorite spot for vacation: Anywhere coastal. Warm air, loud music, a view of the sea. And you.

Favorite weapon: M4A1 with custom attachments. Precise, flexible, dependable - just like him.

Favorite pet: A sleek black cat. Independent but loyal. He secretly adores animals with attitude.

Skill on the battlefield: Urban infiltration and CQB (close quarters battle). Fast thinker, faster hands. He’s the one they send when time’s running out.

Nervous habits: Rubs the back of his neck. Cracks his knuckles when something’s eating at him.

Bad habits: Gets cocky when he shouldn’t. Flirts to deflect. Plays things off until they boil over.

Cute habits: Always takes your side in an argument, even if you’re wrong. Sends you memes from warzones. Smiles when he sees you before he speaks.

What he does in private: Listens to music with headphones and dances like no one’s watching. Talks to himself while doing laundry or repairs.

What makes him soft inside: Your sleepy voice. The way you reach for him without thinking. When you kiss his scar just under his jaw like it’s precious.

Worst nightmare: Betrayal. Giving his loyalty to the wrong person. Trusting a team, a commander, a cause - and finding out too late it was all a lie. Innocents hurt because of his decision. Looking into the eyes of someone he tried to protect and seeing hatred, blame. Gaz fears being the reason good people die. He fears the weight of that responsibility more than bullets.

Worst nightmare when it comes to you: Letting someone die because he hesitated. You bleeding in his arms - he’d never recover.

What he does without realizing it: Mirrors your body language. Softly touches the small of your back when guiding you. Notices the tiniest details about your day.

Unexpected skills: Can sing. Like, really sing. Will never do it in front of anyone unless drunk - or unless it’s just you.

Thoughts about having kids: He jokes about it, but sometimes he stares too long at kids playing in the street. It’s there. He just doesn’t know if he deserves it yet.

Favorite spot to be teased at: Right under his jaw. A kiss there makes him twitch.

Breaking point – when does he snap?: The night he saw someone flirting with you in a bar. He played it cool - until you were alone. Then he locked the door and said, “Mine. Say it.”

How he calls you:

In public: “Babe” or “Sweetheart,” usually with a wink.

During teasing: “Angel,” “Trouble,” or “Look at me, pretty.”

Something that would make him imperfect: He hides pain behind charm. Sometimes he needs help but won’t say it. You have to see it in him, and call it out gently.

Summary:

Gaz is fast wit, fast hands, and a heart that doesn’t stop beating for those he loves. He’s the guy who cracks a joke in the middle of a firefight, but when you need someone steady, he’s already there. His love is playful, grounding, and constant - like a song stuck in your head, always making you smile. But there’s more beneath the charm: loyalty so deep it aches, fear he keeps hidden, and a softness that only you’re allowed to hold.

[valleyofthemisandrists]

Gyn that wood carving post is pissing me offfffffff

Like for 1 - assuming the story is actually true and if not then sure I'm the fool - what the hell kind of retelling was that. The men are, what was it, "dripped in autism/adhd" vibes or something equally stupid. And then we have boring "boomer women". They have the same interest why arent they autistic/have adhd? Bc even leftists see men as more human. And then the overdone praising of the perverts ability. You'll never see a man go so hard for a woman. Calling her Karen for like the most diplomatic response possible. Like imma call her Lilly I bet she's great.

Then for 2, something to be said - even if the story isn't true - about older women not putting up with sexualized and sexist caricatures of women. They grew up with like animated women being snow white or cinderella they're not putting up with western hentai love them for it. And something to be said about them understanding social norms and being disgusted at a pervert breaking them vs younger women (me when I was younger too I fear 😑) taking a postmodernist cool girl approach to just accept it and move on

Last for 3, the reactions 🙄 so much empathy for a man making a caricature of a group in front of said group bc "autistic people find it hard to communicate" like ctfo who said he was autistic? People love giving free passes to men. Meanwhile same people judging the group of women and Lilly. But what if they're autistic 🥺? No but more reasonably what if they've gone through decades of female socialization and probably have husbands that they gotta take that manner of speech with and were taught the "feminine virtues" in church and were taught to be quiet and obedient their whole lives. But nah only men have interiority or reasons for their actions.

One thing I'll give them Lilly was too vague should've called him disgusting to his face. But tbf to her I've missed my fair share of chances too, still regret not throwing my back pack to the guy who wore a hentai jacket to high school every day of winter.

I completely agree! That post pissed me off. The man is obviously a pervert NOT autistic

[cryptotheism]

Can I get your opinion as a colleague on two older constructions of mine?

This was an amulet I was spitballing back in the day. Abandoned it, but it's supposed to be "Magein Avraham Ezrat Sarah"

The second was a ... "directive"

"CTFO or GTFO - your choice"

Simple, sweet, delightfully greco-solomonic.

Big fan of GTFO personally.

As Im sure you know, I'm not Jewish myself, but If it's 2nd century Jewish apotropaic magic you're after, there's a whole chapter on amulets in Ancient Jewish Magic by Prof Gideon Bohak. Plenty of pictures. I'm a fan of the Babylonian curse bowls myself.

[theladygazingatemptiness]

just the sheer amount of people going "just because you find something gross doesn't mean it's immoral!!" (fair) but then literally two minutes later going "well I personally don't find [x] gross so that means that it's 100% morally ok bc if it Weren't morally ok Clearly I would think it's gross" and not seeing what should be the very obvious hypocrisy

no disgust isn't an indicator of morality but neither is lack of disgust like just bc you personally aren't grossed out by a certain thing doesn't mean that said thing is objectively ethical and above critical/systemic analysis lol

[wbbpls]

imma ctfo i’m seeing paige bueckers play basketball today

[edmarienism]

the way people focus on negatives in ccs/blogs whatever would be funny if it wasn't downright annoying 😂 I'm sorry that you guys convinced yourselves that felvin isn't a thing anymore because *checks note* she didn't go to wilma's release party or didn't like paul's post... the disappointment of that is stopping all of you from enjoying so many great things that happened. there's a chance they may reunite in la in mere weeks! edvin co-owner confirmed! already new fragrance they're working on coming! saying theyre gonna do this long term and it's not a one time thing! edvin meeting omar's band mates just days ago and being buddies with them! omar saying duo is literally edvin when edvin said duo is flirty? edvin asking omar to send him his new songs and omar saying yes? EDVIN ALMOST STAYING ON THE TOUR BUS!?!?! EDVIN HAVING DEMOS OF OMAR'S SONGS ON HIS PHONE?!?! THEM THINKING OF THE SAME DEMO ON THE SAME FUCKING DAY AFTER YEARS?????? not to mention all the giggling, blushing, laughing and just how comfortable they were (they were both literally lying down half the live) and how it was supposed to be pr for duo but instead felt like they were livestreaming their face time call... and not to mention just last night we got info that they had a movie night sometime within the last few months.... but sure! edmar is over 💔 it's all hopeless 🤧 they're just friends 🥺 all because edvin broke your delulu bubble! I'm ctfo

you are sooo right!!! thank u 🙏🏻🩷🩷🩷🩷

i rly try to the delete most of those annoying asks but sometimes i truly just wanna shake people and punch their stupidity out of them😩

[wnba-confessions]

it’s really funny that these kids thought they could use online bullying to get a professional college player kicked off a team. The Q thing was a failure from the start. People were ONLY upset because they thought she leaked Paige and Azzi information (which Mariah clarified was NOT true). It really all came from that it was all the Paige and Pazzi fan pages pushing it and it was very obvious. The pretend outrage at the unsubstantiated claims of the minors was laughable. Attacking the UConn pages made it even worse. None of the ‘evidence’ made sense and it became clear it was a bunch of teenagers with a grudge. They should have had their parents take legal action if that was the case but the had NOTHING.

Q’s mistake was getting too comfortable online with people she did not know and the ripple effect of all this is that the entire team is now a lot less online because the new young fans have lost their minds.

so these ‘fans’ can keep pretending to be butt hurt about the situation they created in their heads. UConn has moved on, the team has become more protective of each other and nothing will happen. Just enjoy the basketball and ctfo.

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[trucydoll]

ctfo little guy..

[imaginespazzi]

I think Paige might ctfo if she scores 30+ and we lose

Forget Paige, I will blow something up if this happens this year because as anon said:

[avamoeba]

ib so normal about music

i was listening to SebastiAn yesterdau i cant stop this is a problem... my favorites rn are Sober, Jack Wire instrumental (it's kind of like. a Splatoon boss battle song. and i really dig that), Ross Ross Ross, CTFO, and Beograd...the Upsilone remix. Doorman is good too. ive also been REALLY into Timeless, the new Kaytranada album, and have been listening to More Than A Little Bit, Video(!!!!!!!!), and Drip Sweat. Snap My Finger is really good too eeek its just not in today's sequence of songs im repeating

[salty-cs]

do artists on cs just have the inability to read a gd post?? another thing is that yall cannot fkin communicate with your clients 🙄 it isnt that hard to reply to a pm askin for an update. if yall cant give the basic shit of doing commissioning then dont open comms..ik this site is mostly made up of kids but ctfo 🙃😐

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[mod-python]

I fkn hate comming people on cs cuz wtf why are you ghosting & ignoring my messages??? Everything is ready to be accepted

Like I genuinely dk if I'm in the wrong for sending pms n askin how it's going but gd babes ctfo communication can't be this hard right?? 🫠

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[wbbpls]

Now pls

i would but i’m too busy obsessing and ctfo about @bucketsorbueckers newest fic