#Cass and Crystal present: HOE HOURS

[cal-puddies]

okay this app is TRASH so idk if my ask went through but for hoe hours: 4/4 boys reaction when you wear their clothes for the first time? because just the thought makes me weak

Calum:

Cal would throw you a random T-shirt or hoodie so the two of you could sit in his backyard with Duke and have morning coffee. It’s the first time you’ve spent the night so the opportunity to see you in his clothes hasn’t come up before this, he doesn’t say it, but you can tell it’s having an effect on him, he’ll pull you in his lap so you can feel exactly what it’s doing to him.

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Ashton:

Neither Ash or you were expecting the freak rainstorm. He took you to lunch to catch up since you'd had a lot of life happen while he was away for a tour and promo and he’d just broken up with Kay Kay, for good, he swears.

“Let me get you something dry.” He mentions, leading you to his room. “Actually pick whatever you want.”

You grab for a button down, and Ashton does an obvious double take when you come out with just it on. “I’m soaked.”

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Luke:

Luke’s been trying to get you into his clothes since you first started dating, leaving things at your house hoping you’ll wear it over, but you haven’t yet. You didn’t want to tell him you were afraid his shirt wouldn’t fit, despite his oversized frame.

He seems to figure it out though and removes all other opportunities for you to get warm, while turning the AC down at his place when you come over one night. So you’re forced to give in, and Luke grins, “I knew you’d look great in my clothes, baby.”

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Michael:

Michael needed an emergency dog sitter, they guys had a writing session pop up last minute when the producer had a quick opening. As one of his best friends, you of course agreed.

What you didn’t count on, was the cold front that moved in, so you helped yourself to a hoodie. Michael gets home as you’re out back playing with his dogs. He decides he likes you in his hoodie.

[cal-puddies]

You asked for it! And we’re here to deliver!

This weekend, Crystal ( @kindahoping4forever ) and I will be doing the second, monthly HOE HOURS!!

Here’s the deal - we will be taking requests for NSFW headcanons. Unfamiliar with a headcanon? Basically, pick a topic and we'll give our personal opinion on how each guy or your guy of choice would be in that situation.

Ex: "How would (x) feel about public sex?"

Requests can be for 4/4 or guy specific (we'll take requests for anyone but please keep in mind that we're Cashton hoes so those will be easiest and fastest for us to fill). 4/4 answers will be in the form of a short paragraph for each member and solo requests will be short blurb length.

Here are some examples of some recent headcanon requests Crystal has filled on her blog:

4/4 example: Possessiveness

Solo example: Date Night With Ash

Requests can be sent to either of us starting now! We'll take requests throughout the weekend, but if you want to be sure yours gets answered during the event, get them in by Thursday @ 10 pm CT.

In addition to the headcanons, you'll also be getting one new fic on Friday and one new fic on Saturday! (We’re both using the same prompt and I’m writing Cal and she’s writing Ash - again, we’re Cashton hoes!)

And on Sunday, we will be posting our latest GALAXYBRAIN piece… and no hints on that!

Hoe hours will kick off this Friday, August 14 at 10am PT/ 12pm CT/ 1pm ET/ 6pm BT

[cal-puddies]

Having a quickie on tour when s/o comes to visit

Calum:

He’s gonna find the most convenient place for you two to hook up, no one happens to be in the green room besides the two of you? He’s bending you over a counter or the couch. He’d try to get it in if there were people present by having you sit in his lap.

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Ashton:

He’s pushing you into the nearest supply closet the second he sees you. If there’s not time, he’s making it. Once the show is over, there’s another for you in the bathroom. He’s got extra adrenaline and you’re his favorite way to expend it.

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Luke:

Luke wants a quickie but he wants you to initiate, he likes it most when you call the shots and you say what happens. He lets out a loud whine when you shake your head, indicating you won’t be letting him get off before the show.

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Michael:

Michael tries to keep it low key, he’s not pushing you into a supply closet, but he’s leading you to an empty hallway in the guise of taking a walk and catching up. Once he knows you’re alone and won’t be disturbed, he puts on the moves so he can get it in.

Happy Hoe Hours!

[cal-puddies]

Cass I’m SO EXCITED for Hoe Hours 🎉✨ i literally can’t wait for you and Crystal to take over my tl 🤡❤️🦋

Welcome to the Party!!

Quick question for everyone: in a Cashton cuddle sandwich, who’s your pillow and who’s your blanket?

[cal-puddies]

We’re prepping for hoe hours.

[cal-puddies]

ok but what if i lay on one Ash tiddie and Cal lays on the other and we make out a lil bit for Daddy?

Unexpected but not wrong at all. I like it!

[cal-puddies]

idk if this is supposed to be soft or hoe time but I would not mind laying on either Cal or ash while the other is perhaps otherwise occupied between my thighs

It’s Hoe Hours!

So feel free to hoe it up, give as much detail as you want!

Welcome! 🥰🥰

[cal-puddies]

no idea what hoe hour is but I'm living for it

Hey Fren!

Welcome! Hoe Hours started as @kindahoping4forever and I just having thirsty talk over our Main Men Cashton, and then last month we did an official Hoe Hours! We posted about it and had people send in questions and little requests and we wrote our NSFW alphabets about each of the 5sos guys!

Ashton

Calum

Michael

Luke

So check those out!

And here’s an explanation of what we’re doing this month.

If you have any headcannons you wanna see come to life. Please feel free to submit to crystal or I! We’re also posting a fic each and one GALAXYBRAIN one we wrote on Sunday!

[kindahoping4forever]

god i'm so excited to read what you guys have for today 👀🙈 do you already know when you're gonna post it?

Aww yay! We're excited for you to read it, we're dying to discuss it with y'all! It should be in the next couple hours, I'd say? I still have to format the post (which might take a while because it's a pretty long fic lol) and I'm hoping activity on here picks up a little before I post 👀

In the meantime, be on the lookout for more headcanon goodness from @cal-puddies !

Hoe Hours Masterlist

[kindahoping4forever]

When I'm responsible for making everyone's inner nipple kink come out 👁👅👁👌

Doing the Lord's work tbqh 🙏🏻

[kindahoping4forever]

Lots of clownery in my inbox after Day 1 of Hoe Hours! If I haven't gotten to your ask yet, don't worry, I will 🤡

@cal-puddies and I are still answering asks, filling headcanon requests and today we'll even be posting a short blurb request we galaxybrained last night (🍒 anon, prepare yourself)

PLUS today Cass will be posting her Cal fic that "matches" my Ash fic from yesterday (you'll see 😉)

🤡🤡🚘🤡🤡

[cal-puddies]

Excited to read your fic tomorrow!!! Crystal is great and her Ash always makes me swerve but I am truly a Calpal hoe and I can't wait to see what you have in store for him :)

Aww thank you! @kindahoping4forever Crystal did amazing on her piece, Fight So Dirty!

We’ve got my prompt same prompt with Cal, a small GALAXYBRAIN and of course more headcannons and whatever y’all wanna talk about!

Come hang out with us today for Hoe Hours!