#Chat's TTS

[sneegsnags-mailbox]

"I hear you're going a little crazy,,"

A voice whispers from behind you.

[ @pages-mailbox ]

(He jumps, a moth squeak escaping his mouth. He was busy enchanting before you came along.)

Jesus!

(He drops his lapis and pulls out his axe instinctively, whipping around only to see you. His pure white eyes suddenly get pupils as a confused look grows onto his face.)

You're not... from here?? How did you get past...? Y'know what I'm not going to question it. Maybe you're just a hallucination. Yeah, that's what I'm going to believe for now.

(He turns back around, facing his enchanting setup)

Anyways, yeah, I'm going crazy because I can't have contact from the outer servers.

[strawbyarts]

i know their group chat would be hilarious

the original post

[silvernmoonlace]

not my best work but I was crying alone in my room so...

on loop (mobile)

+

just the original sketch:

[varigolover]

When your homie has BPD: Beautiful Princess Disorder and you can’t stop staring at them

[daily-ethoslab]

1000 days! (will be posted in about 12 hours (3:00 PM PST))

Its a premiere! so don't worry about watching it now!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

would suguru eat my uterus if i asked him to

[licoryce]

nobody talk to me for the entire month of february. ill be Busy

[rhonissancee]

I need to start on this critique or I will explode.

[c10v3r]

just me yapping tbh.... in case u r interested in my take on humanised guys

ill write out all of what i wrote here in case u prefer that to my bad handwriting

clovers guide to ii humans!

i was thinking... mechanical skeleton covered by a flesh like shell! includes "blood" that leaks, oj leaks oj and test tube leaks whatever she has

lightbulbs one of the first created, taking inspo from himself (mephone4) making her more robotic than the others

none of them need to breathe either, only able to via their mouthes

when underwater, closed mouth or clenched teeth good! completely open mouth bad! (thats the only way they can drown)

deletion removes their mechanics, leaving the shell. this also includes the face, as well as any shown robo bits

depending on the character they also have unique attributes!

mic - loud voicebox

pb - overheats

paper + fan - shell damaged easily

balloon - still floats!

goo - squish

lifering - still doesnt sink!

i just thought itd be kinda neat....

[dasketcherz]

the tomb raider post kinda got me thinking!! what if, as a sort of prologue to vat7k, varian and raps went on an exploration of corona's depths together, yknow just for old times sake!! 🤭 (i kinda imagine this to be a multi-episode ordeal mhm yep 🙂‍↕️)

and thats where they would end up discovering the light trial and/or the deactivated portal to the enternal library?? :0 (if it is the light trial, i like the idea of varian and raps potentially competing it together) they would likely ask xavier if he has any knowledge of this (spolier alert: he does lol)

its this lil adventure with raps that would kickstart varian's journey across the seven kingdoms :)

ohhh!! this is actually a really cool idea!! :0 like how the curiosity started from corona and ends in corona, i fw that a lot!! gotta love a full-circle moment in storytelling <3 like OKAY OKAY YOU GOT MY GEARS TURNING SO!!! HERE WE GO, HERES MY THOUGHTS!

altho, as much as i love the notion of freckled siblings figurine out the light trial together (it's a cute thought for sure), i think varian already solving one of the trials at the very beginning before his journey even starts (or even finding out that his mom was a scientist) kinda kills the momentum of building and hyping up the mystery surrounding what they just found in the depths of corona was (the portal) imo?

(Like I imagine Demanitus must have designed some of the trials in a way that you cant proceed to the next one without the previous totem(s) in hand, like the totems itself becomes an inclusive puzzle piece to solve the other trials and that according to ulla's research the first trial is the fire trial, not the light trial—i think this would elevate how crucial it is to follow the trials step by step to even get to the library)

So instead, I'd personally go for a scene akin to Raps and Varian perhaps needing to clear the underground tunnels of corona for business related reason. Like they initially went down there to re-purpose the tunnels for smth useful again (like this could be the perfect fill-in-the-gaps on how they extended the hot running water system that was located under old corona all the way to the capital to put more context to new dream's voice over in the finale of the show mentioning how corona altogether became the first to have hot running water in the 7 kingdoms) and they just decided to have fun and treat it like an adventure while on the job as queen and royal engineer cuz they are sillies like that.

And amidst of just having fun, thats how they accidentally stumble across an area that, to their surprise, was not familiar to both of them. And Varian can say "Huh...I've retraced our steps around this tunnels before (when he came back down there to fetch the automaton and replicate it during his villain arc behind the scenes, cuz I love subtle callbacks thats naturally brought up in a scene) but I've never come across this area. I didn't even know there was another passage down here."

And it could have totally shared heavy similarities to the structure of the passage beneath the vault from s1

Except it looked far more aged with time than the one from the show and thats how the two figured this is different from the one below the vault.

And has a similar center piece that resembles the one from the show

except it's much wider and bigger with an unassuming decrepit arch (that looked withered out or unfinished/destroyed to freckled sibling's opinion) at the middle surrounded by pillars (thats meant for the gang to place the totems that will power the portal back on after they retrieve all seven of it) Something like this:

And there are letters (similar alphabet from the demanitus scroll) carved in the arch. Knowing this dead ancient language by memory, Varian tries to read what it says and its a cryptic passage that def reads like smth you'd find in a mythology to freckled siblings. Hence them going to Xavier askin about it later on if it rings any bells to him, to which indeed he recognize the passage and tells them it's talking about the legend of the eternal library—but Xavier claims that the legend itself is very vague about how to even get there, the only clear instruction was retrieving the totems.

Plus I like to think Varian needs the blueprint for this portal just like he did in s3 to figure what specific parts he needs to assemble it back into functioning condition because this is Demanitus we're talking about, that man is paranoid af (pretty valid considering the kind of shit he's tampered with during his lifetime) and leave everything he knows in form of riddles and cryptic messages.

And the only other copy in existence of said blueprint—is in Ulla's journal and she had it laid out in the very last spread pages of her book. And that's the moment it finally clicks to Varian what the answer to "where's the entrance and how to find it" question is, "Hold on... I've seen this arch. Wait...oh, OH—OF COURSE! OH IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW—guys guys!! I know where the portal to the library is!!"

and boom, thats how it comes full circle in my head. thank you for coming to my ted talk (bows)

[sneegsnags-mailbox]

(An absolute mess of a tiny letter arrives in your mailbox, a crooked spade stamp in the corner. It also smells TERRIBLE, rancid even. You open the letter and read what's inside, trying not to die from the smell.)

Yo, what's up, it's the funny Fart Man, the Father, the spade boy, 'totally a variety streamer', Sneegsnag! :3 Found this fun contraption outside my home, and decided to throw this in to find out where it leads! Hopefully where it goes, isn't another Minecraft server to make numbers go up in.

Anyways, *Demonic screech*

(Somehow, you could hear the screech. Through a letter??? Huh, weird. Anyways, time to go burn this rancid smelling thing.)

Ooc under cut

Howdy, it's me, bee mobs ( @bees-mobs-mailbox ) mod, List! :3 Noticed all the non-hermit mailboxes and decided to expand on that with this stinky fellow. Need a Sneeg to a Phil nowadays anyways. Whatever Sneeg character is this?? All of them, I guess.

Obligatory this blog is not actually Sneegsnag, but a parody of his characters in MC servers, specifically Origins SMP and The Realm SMP.

If you don't want me interacting with your blogs or want me to get rid of a reblog, let me know! I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable <3

Anyways, tags!

#Chat's TTS : Asks/letters

#Number go up : Random chatting/posts

#Ew it's Lore : Lore/RP

#Reblog : Reblogs

#Ooc : Ooc asks/posts

-List (They/It)

This blog is a part of the Hermitcraft mailbox universe & DSMP mailbox universe! You can find more here in #hermitcraft mailbox ask universe and #dsmp mailbox ask universe!

[boringa55binch]

Watching the show, there were plenty of times I was annoyed by Rapunzel. She means a lot to me but good lord her character development was a hot mess (i have my thoughts about other characters as well, but Rapunzel bothers me the most)

It’s just insanely frustrating when it looks like she’s learned her lesson, then comes next episode and she’s back to square one. It might also be because I’ve watched the movie a lot and the Rapunzel there somehow reads as more mature than the one in the series at some points

[mixyyyx3]

i honestly NEEF more interactions of these two

[varigolover]

I have risen from the depths of uh, my bed. (yeah actually I had a month old W.I.P in my art drafts since my break, and even though I didn’t FINISH it, I’m still posting it!!!!!?|!¥£!¥~{~£~>~{>~£{~>£{|>£{>|)

I had like a whole backstory for these LOSERS and everything I just forgor. Cnsdjocdajoceancojdsncsojnc 😡😡

[devilart2199-aibi]

i love your art style so much!

i first found you on twitter a few years back and saw you also had a tumblr and it convinced me to download this stupid app (affectionate)

your tango is so sweet 🥺

Ahhh a long time follower! 🥺🥺🥺 Thank you very much!! I'm happy you like my style!! 🥺💞 And thanks for following me over here! :D That's really cool to know actually!hehe. I remember during the first Twitter wackiness, I shared that I have a Tumblr. I wonder if that was when? Anyway! Glad you like my little gremlin Tango as well hehehe uwu 💖

[an-asexual-crow]

Tell people your 4 favorite characters from different TV shows/movies/books and let them assume something about your personality!

Mine are: Charles Roland (Dead boy detectives), Entrapta (She-ra and the princesses of power), Leo valdez (Heros of Olympus/Percy jackson), and Varian (The tangled series)!