#Computer awareness

[monteruu]

most annoying computer in the whole wide world

(inspired from @inkzectz)

[image id: digital illustration of gordon freeman and benrey from hlvrai. benrey is a screen monitor with cracks in his screen and has a large grin looking up at gordon who is angrily yelling "SHUT UP!!!" with closed eyes. computer benrey is sitting between gordon's legs. gordon is wearing a white tank top with gray sweatpants and socks and has a scar on his left arm where his hand was cut off and reattached. in the top right corner there is a doodle of gordon kissing benrey's screen as smoke rises from benrey's vents with text above them saying "grossest wet smooch to ever occur". the background is a green to blue gradient with 1's and 0's overlayed on top. end image id.]

[masked-daydream]

DATE EVERYTHING! SELF-AWARE AU

Unhinged! Player x Self-Aware! Dateables

Another version of the Self-Aware Au by writing-munchies but the Player is like @kingtism1 aka Antonio from TikTok who says the most unholy stuff to every dateable.

like I said I will quote some of the unhinged stuff that the guy says and also add some of my own. I really recommend you guys watching his interactions but only if you are 🔞 like this fic.

I WANT TO... (Pt. 2)

Crossposted on Ao3

Part 1, Part 2

⚠️ 🔞 Content Incoming ⚠️

'What in the absolute hell was that?!'

You say to yourself while resting in bed after you immediately shut down your computer after the most weirdest thing that has happened to you.

'Is it possible that it's just part of the game?'

You wonder remembering the moment when Keith the bastard Key manages to call your name perfectly like his voice actor literally pronounced your name as the character looked at you with his gray eyes.

You keep thinking about that moment as tossing and turning in your bed then you immediately sat up staring at your desk where your computer lies.

As much as you are spooked by that interaction, you remember your research about the Keith on the net on how he was a Content-Aware character meaning there was a chance that interaction was part of his creation.

'Yeah.. maybe that's why...'

You try to convince yourself, as you stared towards your computer you begin to feel a weird pulling sensation like an urge to go and play the game again.

I mean even with that odd interaction you still really love the game, the characters, the voices, hell you really miss the way some characters blush while you're flirting with them. Which is probably the reason why you cannot hold your tongue and start saying your deepest desires.

You begin to sit up from your bed looking at your computer for a moment and for a few minutes you begin to think for a bit.

'It's just one creepy interaction, what's the worse that could happen?'

Then you finally sat on your gaming chair preparing to open your computer to play the game. Promising yourself to just play for an hour after all it's the middle of the night and you just want to confirm if what happened is just another glitch in the game, maybe it will only happen on one character...

As time passes...

As you begin another playthrough of the game you can't help but admire the characters once again

Each treble of their voice went through your skin and through your heart as you interacted with another flirty character.

Volt one of the two personifications of electricity is currently making your heart rate spike a little too fast with his deep-accented voice you can't help but let your impulsive thoughts win.

"How about you explore my holes you stud, I want you inside my pussy and my ass - Get Eddie too I need you both to double penetrate the fuck out of me- Eiffel tower me! Please get active and fill me with your cum!"

You say with no shame to the currently blushing character. Not knowing about the dirty thoughts also going around the Electricity personified's head after hearing your confession.

Volt knew about your dirty habit on telling your deepest desires from the other objects from the household. He just didn't expect that your desperation not only applies to him but to Eddie as well.

He then licked his lips knowing that you won't notice his actions. As he has quite a strong control over his sprite that you won't notice any difference from his character unless...

He then changed his character sprite to the one where his holding his hand out to the player as his light-blue eyes stare at you and his other hand settles on his chest. As he goes out of script for one line.

"Well now let's not get ahead of ourselves livewire, I'm sure that me and Eddie will have time to fulfill anything you desire~ ;)" Volt declares his voice getting a bit more deeper as he speaks.

Your face gets more redder as you hear Volt's next line not knowing that he went out of script. But you feel his electric eyes stare into your soul making you grow a bit hotter.

"Damn. This fucking game..." You say to yourself as you cover your flustered face with your other hand, as you click again his sprite changing back to his normal one as Volt continues his usual lines.

You didn't notice Volt smirking at your reaction. As he plans to get you to love Him and Eddie more as you interact with them.

As more time passes as you play the game you get a bit more tired slowly closing your eyes hearing Volt and Eddie's voice as you nearly accomplished their love ending... You then lay your head on the side of your desk, closing your eyes as sleep finally took you.

You didn't notice the arms slowly going around you, carrying you to your bed.

You also didn't notice someone touching your face gently as you sleep and you also didn't notice the kiss given to your lips like a promise they plan to fulfill.

And you also didn't notice your game saving by itself and you're computer turning off by itself as well.

You didn't notice as you slept deeply feeling the touch of someone who wants you inside and out.

The Next Day...

As you begin another playthrough you notice some characters getting a bit more flirty than usual.

Infact those who are not normally as Flirty are having lines that clearly imply that they're very interested in your character (or just probably you in general).

Making you get more flustered than usual you couldn't help but get more and more redder as every character say's a line that clearly imply something more dirtier than usual.

You didn't really think much of those lines as it fits the current scenario I. What's happening for each character. So you clearly didn't mind.

Infact you were quite happy that you managed to get a lot of the love endings. So you have decided to go through the harder ones to romance to see if lady luck is shining on you today.

As you aimed your dateviators to the vacuum you then mentally prepare yourself for the Vacuum personified as you have already saw him during Eddie and Volt's route and also reading some comments about the game on him being one the hardest ones to romance to the point that others say they needed a guide.

You finally decided to just see the route for yourself and play without the guide, you might as well challenge yourself instead of doing things the easy way.

Your eyes then widened at the handsome face who for some reason is already blushing, appear on your screen. You then let the first words that come to your mind out without thinking

"Yeah...He may be the vacuum but I'm the one that's doing the sucking." You move closer to the screen admiring the beauty in red and white.

"Whip out your penis- I'm gonna suck and blow you - you beautiful fine piece of ass."

Henry Hoove know's what to expect from you infact everyone in the household knew what to expect from you every time you open that sinful mouth.

He just truly wasn't ready for it. As you approach the laundry room where he and other dateables are located he thought you picked someone else.

Imagine his suprise when you open the closet door and with no hesitation immediately aimed the dateviators at him. He didn't have time to prepare himself as he hears your dirty confessions about him.

He feels his pants getting more tighter as you offer to blow him. As he tries to control his character sprite to change into his first pose.

As he finally changes his sprite into a normal one and say his intended lines. He can't help but observe you as your eyes keep staring at him intently, very willing to pay attention to your choices so you can get the Love ending with him.

He knows he's a hard one to romance but maybe he would try to make your interaction with him a little easier. After all he really wanted you to hold on to your words and also get a piece of you as well. ❤️

'Oh~ how bold'

Ben-Hwa thought to themselves as they hear your extremely unholy confession. Every word you say makes every part of their body shiver with excitement as they also imagine doing the things you say as she observes you from your head to your hips.

They feel a bit disappointed that they cannot see your bottom half from this angle, but they just settle in hearing more about how you want to be dominated by them.

"-want you to use any type of sex toy you have on your body right now on me as I beg for you for more as you tease my holes till I break an-" You rambled as more words come out of your mouth getting more dirtier by the second.

If Ben-Hwa had a type of music they like, it'll definitely be your voice as you confess your sins or in the future probably you whimpering and moaning underneath them.

"-od I want you to to just use me as your sex toy- right now!"

They just smile, already planning the ways to make your dreams come true~

As you click Mac's screen you hear their cheery voice through the screen of your own computer.

You sigh dreamily remembering their interactions with you before you achieved their love ending.

"I want this computer so fucking bad, I will literally lay it on the floor and start rubbing my pussy lips- up and down the screen, leaving trails all across it - I need it so fucking bad- I'm taking e-sex to a whole new level with this computer- You don't even understand-" you stop yourself getting a bit aroused as you move your character away from the computer.

God you are getting way to desperate for the characters on this game.

You didn't even notice the computer themselves breathing heavily as they imagine you doing that to them, as Mac feels their insides purr with want.

As they hear your character move away from them, they immediately touch themselves through their pants and begins to try and relieve themselves just with their imagination of you and the scenario you gave them.

As Tyrell begins to talk more about his towel buddies he hears you talk in an urgent tone then he immediately went silent as he realizes, on what you just said

"Tyrell, you're making my pussy wet- so get down there with your towel. And when by towel I mean your dick and get to drying my pussy!" You demanded licking your lips as you stared at Tyrell.

Tyrell's shocked face turned red as your words finally register into his mind as he begins to stutter as you click on him.

"Th-th-th-th-those w-w-ere...." Tyrell tries to say his next line.

But as your words begin to settle on his mind and the redness on his face moved to his lower half, he immediately ran away-

Cutting of your interaction with him as your screen begins to freeze and turn black.

Your eyes widen in confusion as you clicked your mouse urgently, just as you stopped and decided to check the screen.

Your computer opens again with the game still on but you're character is just looking at the towel where your last interaction with Tyrell is supposed to be.

"What the hell just happened?" You ask knowing that no one will answer, as you begin to wonder again.

'Maybe it's another glitch' You think to yourself but as your mind wanders on why-

A text box pop out of your screen. Your eyes widened bewilderment but you couldn't help but let curiosity get the best of you as you click the text box.

Your shock turned to fear as you hear the narrator read the text as your heart skipped a beat.

(They want you as much as you do, If given a chance. Would you let them fulfill your desires?)

(Yes.)

(No.)

Choose Wisely...

[fox-guardian]

I can't get over that last scene from this episode. that long pause where sam was quietly grabbing a drink and you could barely hear celia talking to jack as she put him to bed in the other room. nothing was happening in that moment that needed to be recorded. no terrible events no big revelations. just sam and celia quietly going about their lives, sharing a domestic moment.

as something watched and listened. and we don't know why it's listening.

[atlas-w0lfy]

9-15 year old + unlimited internet access =

personal experience btw

edit: i was gonna put Yungblud but i forgot

[starcorvid]

time buddies finally got a day off

Unlit version below the cut!

p.s.: i dont really do backgrounds ever lmao so please forgive any errors

[gmanmedias]

Gordon & Benrey (HLVRAI) stimboard for anon!

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(middle image is by adorkwithhats and is linked!)

[zanukavat]

dont worry about those error messages man its chill

[tubes-the-ann]

I was bored while doing IT school work and made this.

My methods have only gotten more sophisticated as I arrive home today and mess around more.

yeap.

[livstarlight]

The funniest (most galaxy brained) thing a fanfiction can do is having Sanji start brewing feelings for Zoro but not realizing they are those kind of feelings until it hits him right in the face (Thriller Bark, always Thriller Bark) and having Ace just waltz around and be his awakening while Zoro is just there losing his goddamn mind because he has been in love from the very beginning (there can be said a lot about him but at least he's self-aware) and I eat it up every single time

[ilkkawhat]

[vaguelyaperson]

if i have to be these goddamn blorbos' therapist, then why no therapist dialogue options?????? am i only here to support their harmful coping mechanisms full-heartedly or call them stupid outright????

[shittyamdaily]

AM supporting pride month

Day 122

[daisydoesntcare]

I thought things were getting better. This was supposed to be the generation of girls who weren’t anomalies in their engineering, physics, and math classes. Instead all the girls are in bio and humanities classes. Fifth grade coding camps are all boys. The rare single girl in an engineering class makes special arrangements to switch classes.

[virginsqq]

i think its fun to make shen jiu be the only one aware that he exists in a fictional universe and so thats why hes a villain. for one thing the parallels with shen yuan--a fictional man who knows hes fictional and doesnt care about the fictional lives of anyone around him, versus a real man who does care. and for another thing i think that that kind of realization inherently leads to being cast as a villain, because if you deride your world as being fictional, your world will deride you back. i like the idea of shen jiu's villainy existing not just in the text that shen yuan reads, but also in a meta sense in shen jiu's world. because he knows that the world is not real, the world has to erase him in order to maintain its 'realness'--the villain always dies in the story. and thats why shen yuan 'succeeds' as shen qingqiu, because he believes in the world and the people in it. whereas shen jiu failed because he wasnt playing the part of shen qingqiu, who is a wise and noble master--shen jiu was playing a part that had been deleted from the script, and he was aware that the rest of the script could be just as easily erased, and so the script had to act first.

[skijumpingf1]

Wait, so I knew that Lisa Eder and Manuel Fettner are together, and I obviously know that fetti is quite old for a ski jumper. What i didn't know is that Lisa is only 23. The age gap is 16 years, and Lisa wasn't even alive when Fetti made his World Cup debut 🤯