#Corpse piloting

[progrocksandcoke]

Chat log: Eurayle and Strangelove

[00:43] Connecting node [“Testbody”] to Euryale

…

EU: Connection established to “Testbody”

EU: Connection confirmed.

-Motor System = OK!

-Sensory System = OK!

-Cognitive Support = N/A

Run Chatlog Interface. Running…

“Strangelove” [ADMIN]: Everything looks good on our end. How does it feel?

E: How does what feel, Strange? S: The body. Do the nerves connect alright? E: Olfactory receptors are nearly unresponsive. Auditory sense is suboptimal. There may be obstructions in the left ear canal. S: I don’t think Teach is that careless, but it’s worth sending him back to the medbay to check. Keep a log of anything that feels off about him: Stiffness, muscle twitches, anything that feels odd. The more we can eliminate discrepancies, the more we can fine tune the

S: Him.

S: It.

S: The connection. The more we can fine tune the system, the more we can test it’s limitations. E: I understand. E: Do you find Testbody uncomfortable?

S: What? S: I’m…somewhat. It’s hard not to see the frame as a person who S: They are a person that existed and had a life and

S: It’s a corpse.

S: But it’s also your body now. It’s strange from where I’m sitting, is all. S: Soon we’ll be testing multiple bodies independent of each other. S: In my perspective, I can’t possibly imagine doing that: Controlling an army of the dead. E: Like the movie. E: I understand, but I do not think it’s entirely correct to the reality of the situation. E: “Testbody” Feels like a distant limb that can be flexed and manipulated at will. It brings sensory data to be processed and interpreted, and I send back motor signals. S: Right. We should probably test it out, in the meantime. Go ahead and run a few laps in it. Make sure it has good balance. E: Understood, Stranger.

S: … [01:32] REPORT: “TESTBODY” Physical examination complete. EU: Aggregating data.

Done. Copying. Done. Sending to Archival. Done. Connecting Chat. E: All tests done. Right leg is slightly stiff, left hip may be out of place. There were also several new errors with his sensory system I did not appreciate under low-stress conditions. S: That sounds like the Dr.’s got work to do. Alright, send him to receiving and we’ll get the report ready. E: the report has been sent ahead to her terminal. I understand you do not get along with the Doctor. S: I don’t think she gets along with people? E: You have that in common E: “:)” S: …

…

S: Say, Eurie. What kind of body do you want? E: What do you mean? S: If we get to pick down the line. What do you picture yourself as? E: Does it matter? S: Not in the now, but one day you may get to pick. Is there a body that speaks to you? A kind of chassis that you like? E: You are asking a lot of my ability to speculate. S: You’ve never failed to surprise me so far. E: Could you limit the scope of the choices, at least? It may help. S: Okay okay, fair. Um. S: S: fuck. S: I guess which bodies have felt right to you? What would you want to look like? Euryale//Query: Accessing data storage. C:// VidArchive

Query complete.

S: Everything okay? E: Yes. I needed to seek out reference material. E: I have an answer. E: if I am forced to choose, I would like to be “Ellen Ripley” S: What. E: From "Alien" S: So, a woman? E: Is Ellen Ripley a woman? S: Yeha. S: Yeah. E: Woman is acceptable. Body type was closest to the optimal criteria. S: So like, strategically, you want to be a woman? E: Logistical and stratic concerns were excluded from query. Those did not fit in criteria of “Want”. I do not have a sufficient explanation for my choice. Sorry. S: So, you chose to want to be Ellen Ripley.

E: Yes. Is that conclusion incorrect? S: No. It’s what you chose, so it can’t be. Wanting is difficult, but.

S: fuc

S: Wanting is something only you know. S: So you picked good. S: YOu chose well. E: Thank you.

E: What about you?

S: What about me? E: What body do you want?

S: It’s just meat. Whatever body I have is the body I have. It lives, it’s not super strong but it’s whatever. E: Is that an acceptable answer? S: Isn’t that my line?

E: Is not wanting acceptable, Strangelove? S: Look I- S: It’s the body I have. S: Some people like theirs, some don’t. We live, we move on. S: I can’t- S: I can’t find better than what I’m put in. E: Was that the question? If you could find a more suitable body? S: … S: I’ll…get back to you on that. E: Understood. Thank you, Stranger :) S: You too, Eurie. S: :) [Strangelove has logged off]

[peck2neck]

i never forgot him btw

[fatedroses]

Elidibus informing Emet of a pivot in their plans in the most messed up way he can manage.

[cherie-soup]

we call ourselves a society and yet we don't talk about this

[typographicalerror]

this couldnt happen

[saintcainn]

Cain Any pronouns 6teen

General interests: zero day, true crime, creepypasta, slenderverse, video games, DC, supernatural, music, guns (the way they work), blogging. + so much more

Guide to my tags:

# me coded (something i relate too)

# music (anything to do with music)

# Cain yaps (me just talking)

# moodboard (my moodboards)

# asks (me answering asks)

Dms and asks are always open 🤍

[beepoven]

Have we discussed how when Lucanis inevitably dies Spite is very likely still going to be stuck in his body

[kottkrig]

Xal'atath but just a liiiiiiiittle bit creepier

[clonerightsagenda]

In Sabriel her father can only return to Life for a brief period after being trapped in Death, presumably because his spirit has been submerged for so long he'd be more like a Dead thing puppeting his own corpse, but I wonder what the cutoff for that is. Is it based on a single prolonged exposure or is the effect cumulative? If he'd tried to stay, would his body have started rotting?

[scattersyd]

as much as i agree with the fact that padmé haunts the original trilogy, i think there’s someone who haunts it even more. anakin.

[honey-nut-scooter]

Oh, the difference 10 years can make…

I really wanted to do the Veil Scene 14 challenge, but I wanted to put my own funky little spin on it!

[kimi-chanxx]

I need more couples/duos to draw them in, give me ideas

[cakemoney]

once in a while i contemplate what was going to happen to evan, back in season 1 when he asked for the Procedure to Make Him Normal. because, like, we realized that that's a lie, right? we realized at the big reveal that there isn't anything that makes someone capable or incapable of magic; everyone on earth could do magic if they were aware of it and were taught how to do it. there wasn't a thing that could be taken out or a switch that could be flipped; everyone was magic all along, had been even before some british assholes built a secret society on it. evan was never going to stop being magic.

so, like, what was philtrum's plan. were they going to just wipe evan's memories and drop him back where he was before? would they try to erase all of evan's memories that involve magic, including all the scary demon shit that happened throughout his life? or would they just cut out his knowledge of gowpenny, and essentially rewind him to before he got that first owl? if he doesn't remember gowpenny, he's not gonna remember that he was supposed to have a procedure that fixed him anyway, so what does it matter?

i don't remember clearly, but i believe (?) the whole procedure thing was one of the ways philtrum was trying to get the whole pilot program declared a failure, so maybe wiping all their memories and sending them back without knowledge of gowpenny or magic or each other was always part of her plan. but even if they no longer remember what magic is, they will still have the potential of magic, and that could be an issue with evan, right? philtrum and co. don't know everything about evan's demon stuff, but she must've noticed from the beginning that something about evan isn't right. evan's familiar is his own shadow; in every conversation with him, evan has spoken of magic as something that he had a pre-existing relationship with (namely, a bad relationship where he is scared of magic because it has caused bad stuff to happen to him). for all the others, if gowpenny was removed from their lives, may never cast another spell again, but it's hard to be sure of that with evan; philtrum didn't know concrete details about the demons, but she also didn't know that sam managed to charm them into leaving. what happens if Bad Magic Shit happens to evan again, and something leads evan to remembering or finding out about gowpenny anyway? evan could be some kind of prophecied dark wizard, which probably isn't a foreign concept for a headmistress who runs a school where there is a whole house for kids who've been labeled evil; if they return him to america and he's left to his own devices, how can they be sure that he doesn't Cause Problems for wizard society later?

what i mean is. we already know philtrum's tried multiple times to get evan killed; we know she feels contempt for the pilot program and want to get rid of them and protect the status quo. and evan has no family to go back to; the only people who would care enough to miss him would have no way of knowing where he's gone and what's happened to him, and hopefully would not remember him once this whole ordeal was over.

she was probably going to kill him, right? like, why waste time performing complex magic brain surgery on this kid? she's got no issues with lying, manipulation, and child murder. if evan had ended up going to the nebulous Appointment, philtrum was probably going to straight up kill him, or at least try to. and for the first time in his life, the shadows and demons wouldn't be around to protect him.

[the-most-humble-blog]

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Already hate yourself

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✔ Rations (pre-chewed) ✔ Gun (malfunctions at high humidity and mid-sentence) ✔ Vox-bead (transmits your screams to motivate the others) ✔ Certificate of Sacrifice (given posthumously, usually misprinted) ✔ Free PTSD. No charge. No treatment. Just vibes.

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[horrificvibe]

**Controversial post read at your own discretion**

The CEO shooter thing is bringing back memories of high school and early college when for some reason I was surrounded by tankies and punks. The thing that’s really bringing back memories is the fact that he was caught in a McDonald’s by working class people. I just remember that for the years I knew these people I never NEVER saw them ever be nice to an actual working class person. They would verbally attack the barista in the local coffee shop for getting their order wrong or they would litter right in front of the trash collectors and then preach how the working class should rise up. And I’m just like mate you just called the working class a dirty whore for fucking up your $15 coffee milkshake that you paid for with your daddy’s money. Now I’m seeing people threaten McDonald’s workers in the name of “class warfare”. Which really makes me question what side of this you’re on.

[ask-cloverfield]

Sixth fourth but who's counting Ranger for some Sentai Ocs

Love it when one of the rangers is a MILF Mech in a tinier body