#DAMMIT AUTOCORRECT

[dreamings-free]

hey.. if you spot a dumb typo on my post pleeease let me know ay 😂

[thekenobee]

I'm quitting my job which costs me too much mental and physical health and it once again feels GREAT

[chronically-chaotic-cryptid]

Chewing my arm off over Dónal Finn getting to keep his irish accent in Hadestown because I never heard an Irish accent in a musical before. He sounds like my grandad!! Like my friends!! He gets to be onstage and sound beautiful and keep his fucking accent!!!!!

[hedgiwithapen]

alternate dhd prompt: cisco portal into star wars and makes friends with some droids, include a cool af pit droid (mechanics’s assistant droid) that follows him home.

(Starwars Hard so… forgive my copout) The blue light that rippled through the STAR Labs cortex was familiar, as were the boots that touched down a little too hard. Caitlin Snow looked up and smiled. 

"Cisco! You're back!"

Cisco looked up at her, and Caitlin leaned back, unnerved. 

"Oh my god. What happened?" 

His eye was black, a little blood crusted around the ear not obscured by his hair. 

"You should see the other guy. Or not." He winced, then stuck his arm back through the breach, presumably to wave. " Don't freak out."

Of "phrases that meant a freakout was deservedly on the horizon" that one ranked high. Caitlin expected, perhaps, another doppelganger of someone they knew and loved, or knew and hated, or a medical emergency. 

She did not expect a dark red robot, about hip high, to scuttle through the portal. Well, it rolled, but it rolled in as much of a scuttling movement as something with wheels could. 

"Cisco?" she asked. "Why is there an R2D2 knock off--"

The robot beeped. Cisco, still holding the breach, gave her his most disappointed look. 

"She didn't mean that," he told the robot. "Caitlin, this is B2EMO. Not an R2 unit."

"Oh, and what's... he?-- doing here-- oh. Oh, there's more."

Indeed, several other droids followed Cisco's arm out of the breach before Cisco, now counting under his breath, pulled it closed. 

"Well, they helped me, I wasn't going to just leave them on that ship I rigged to blow."

"Ship. You rigged. To blow up," Caitlin repeated. 

Cisco shrugged. "I didn't mean to get caught by the Empire, Caitlin. How was I supposed to know there was a corner of the multiverse where Star wars was actually real?"

"Isn't that the point of the multiverse?" Caitlin pointed out. One of the droids hopped over to her, the lenses over the camera-eyes looking endearingly like curious blinking. 

"Anyways, they helped, so. My droids now." Cisco said. "I'm just gonna text Barry to let him know. Ugh." Cisco put a hand against his head.

"What?" Caitlin leaped up, her concern ratcheting up again.

Cisco held up his phone. "Seriously? Why is autocorrect trying to change Droids to Croissants?"

"Croissants?" Bary asked, lighting in his wake. "Did you go back to that  Paris planet a--ooooooh. New friends?"

"New Friends," Cisco agreed. "Also, we are going to have a talk about what you put into existence when you and the rest rebuilt the multiverse during that last Crisis, Barry."

[thefairy519]

Context for the previous post:

[notcruvusmemes]

do you ever experience that thing where your subconscious is trying to generate a joke/meme but it's not coherent enough to be anything yet? like right now my brain is trying to make a thing that's like "my peanits!" but instead it's "my periodt!"

[existentialcrisistime]

i thought you might enjoy to know, i was at a pub quiz last week with one of my few straight male friends (we need him for the sports questions) and f1 came up in conversation. i told him that all i know from f1 is that someone on my tumblr very much enjoys these two twinks. he was like "they're all twinks, which ones?" i said i had no idea, thought for a bit and said, "one is maybe... oscar something?" and he said "ohhhh yes i know. the other one is lando."

This gave me such a giggle, thank you! I love that. Glad to be your source of F1 knowledge on the dash, and I hope you did well at the pub quiz :)

[lurkiestvoid]

if you Blaze your fanfic post and it's topped with a giant AI cover image, I will navigate directly to your page to personally block you With Extreme Prejudice

[shallowseeker]

*me reading*

can you believe this shit

can you believe this shit’s just posted to enjoy for FReE???!!!!

[sarellathesphinx]

Having never read the vol18.5 chapters of X until now, I am……….so sad this manga never got finished. It was maybe a handful of chapters from the end. Like literally less than 10 from what I could guess. I hope someday it does get finished….

[floralegia]

me: no hate but i don't really care for petekey

my brain: ok but what if we added incest kink to it

me:

me:

me: i'm listening

[halogalopaghost]

I was on track to be on time for work for once and chronic tummy ache disease got me literally on my way out the door. Abject misery. Despair. Twelve dead five million injured

[boydykedevo]

Every fucking time I animate anything I proceed to stare at it for the next hour

[faultfindingfirebot]

We don't think you're stupid.... it's just that- how do I say it... it's just that the chances of you breaking something are way higher now

“Good. I feel like unleashin’ my inner Wrecker. Might as well do it on somethin’ that’s meant to be broken.”

[haleigh-sloth]