#DON'T CARE!! XDXDXD

[itsadmiralactually]

Look What I Got!

I ordered me a bust of James Norrington! He's small but at least he's travel-sized! 😆

[dontlookatmeiamscared]

MORE TADC OCS!! ...and other sketches

Guess what more TADC ocs :3

Meet Leon (dude that looks like the kid of Flowey from Undertale and Dandy from Dandy's World), Angel (the biblically accurate-ish angel) and uh. Hold on I didn't think of a name for the other one yet.

Damn.

WELL ANYWAYSSSS.... Uh. Enjoy I guess???

[clownfucker9000]

Collision, Sleeping, sun, rose, pencil, ferris wheel, pistol, tornado, cloud, growing heart, love letter

For Ishtar

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with? not a fan of dealing with his more negative emotions....those are things he'd rather not think about

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep? technically he can fall sleep almost immediately, but he'd rather have someone besides him, maybe even to cuddle with

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning? he is! usually he is the first person up Jazz doesn't count bc they probably didn't even sleep

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before? he does, he thinks its a nice holiday.....he doesn't have the guts to ever confess to anyone tho

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them? You're the one I got So I'll keep turning down the hands That beckon me to come -Geyser by Mitski 🎡 FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel? yes absolutely....what a nice thing that would be.....

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum? he knows he shouldn't, but if someone seems nice enough, he will give them the benefit of the doubt, and once he decides he likes you he is ride or die, you would have to do something serious to make him think about cutting ties, and he wouldn't even dare to betray anyone if he can help it....of course there are certain people that can force him to make an exception.... 🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version? i have no idea how or why or when i made him so intense xdxdxd he used to be more stoic and the voice of reason i don't remember when i did a 180 with his personality xdxdxd ☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon he likes being taken care of...to feel small and vulnerable and loved....

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love? he tries so so hard to not show it, he knows he can be....a bit much and he wouldn't want for his crush to feel awkward, but he would do things on his own like writing their names together with hearts n shit, daydreaming about their life together, sappy stuff like that, and also he would always be at the disposition of his crush, of course that last thing often gets lost and is just seen as overall helpfulness more than an act of love, maybe you would notice he's more restrained around them....

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner? utterly enchanted by the concept, not a whole lot of opportunities to actually do it..... he would be the type to constantly check on you, asking how ur day is going, if u need something, through the day reminding you how much he loves you,,,,stuff like that

[raevenlywrites]

Today's The Magnus Archives Dive starts with ep 102: Nesting Instinct and continues through 103: Cruelty Free 104: Sneak Preview 105: Total War 106: A Matter of Perspective 107: Third Degree, 108: Monologue and 109: Nightfall

Nesting Instinct

Oooooh jon's big mad (rightly so)

"Sorry i'm not omniscient" ha! most relatable thing Elias has ever said

Oooh a dance? that's... weird actually. But sure, why not

Heh, Elias you are so behind Jon. I get why Jon is mad at you but you're not wrong, you're kind of useless here :P

heh. "melanie is coming to stab me can you pls stop her?"

"that's actually fair-" "shut up." XD "thank you jon-" "shut up" XDXDXD

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....ew. big ew. much gross.

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holy shit jon you can read french now?!

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oh. oh. This is where yall are getting JonMartin. cute.

heh. nice lampshading about reading questions about the rest of the archive.

"treasure in the sense of the world not ending" the greatest treasure of all <3

oh my god. he's worried about Martin. god, I love how much Jon cares. Its wonderful

"I know we haven't talked much...." "well. it's not too late. Unless the world ends" holy shit the cuteness. I can't handle this much cuteness juxtaposed to that much grossness XD

Cruelty Free

Huh. This is a weird choice.

Oooooh, circus. Gotcha.

Mm, wrong circus. But it's a gertrude link, at least. I was seriously wondering XD

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oh, we're outside. damn these things really do just turn themselves on at all times don't they?

ooooh the brother. got it.

hey! leads! nice

oh shit! Get archivist'd! nice

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oh shit tunnels??? oooh its a company meeting XD

awwww he wants her to look after everyone <3 God, jon cares *so much* i fucking can't. it's such a cute, unexpected trait I love it

Sneak Preview

Martin <3

Tim! ...dude wtf is wrong with you? oh. oh shit. Oh poor tim

oh fuck. well. I guess you were always doomed to be a part of this buddy. Man. Poor guy.

oh no. Not Elias :/

"What do your elf eyes see?" XD

Damn. tim really said "over my dead body" about it XD

"I'll come back when you're feeling more ...reasonable" "Then i guess I'll see you in Hell." holy shitXD

Total War

Oh bless. His language is going, poor dear

Oh neat, sister organizations. I had wondered

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yay, another war story :/

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oh shit they're misfiled >< hm... i wonder if this is part of gertrude's making a mess of the archives...

A Matter of Perspective

oh hey melaine

oh shit the daedalus, isn't that the space station the one dude did isolation stuff on? a collab with the fairchilds and the lucas family and the people's church or whatever? shit yeah it is! Nice

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aaaaaaaaah thanks i hate it ><

"I wish that I could convince myself thatt ignoranace was the same thing as safety" fuck me

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"Speaking of not cool, didn't Martin say he was coming today" "Waow. Ouch." ouch indeed

Oooh, aspec archivist?

hmmm... Basira, is this an innocent derailment or should I be sus....

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what? a performance review? wtf

"how are you finding it - aside from the obvious"

"...why do all my staff keep telling me to kill them?" XD

Oh shit! her dad was at that awful assisted living place :(

oh. oh god.

Third Degree

holy shit who is following you across the pond?!

Oh! *this* is why that ep about Gerard's death matters. My brain hadn't really connected those two as being the same guy. Guess I have another backtracking relisten to do

oh fuck gertrude was arrested???? ah, to retrieve gerard. of course.

oh no why i jon sick? is it the hive?

ooooooh. feed it or it will feed on you. right.

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heh. third degree. neat pun

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oh no. Jon's getting archivist'napped again.

...who tf is julia? should I know tthat name? wait, she doesn't know him? then wttf does she want with him?

ooof. "Gerard Kay" and "Jared Key" are not remotely the same names XD

oh shit montag's kid-aaaand the cops. oh no.

"Hunting." fucking ominous that

...julia you had a man in your trunk. wtf - trevor!!!! the vampire hunter?! what the actual

Monologue

Martin! I love hearing from you but this is a cliff hanger!!!!

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Ooooh. that one was proper creepy. ...and kinda reminded me of The Host, actually

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ooooooooooh the alone. that makes sense actually

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damn basira you've been reading a lot. like a lot a lot. like, supernaturally a lot?

Nightfall

ooooh that gurgling. ick.

oh shit they know where Gerard is?

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always fun to be reminded that there's multiple apocalypses brewing in the background

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oh jon, mr popular.

[lamperts-rokea]

Watts up? Xdxdxd funny joke

The fact that one of the only reasons I rp as Lampert is because I understand him is baffling to me. Aside from not being a living object and a germaphobe, I am an antisocial realist that pushes away the people I care about and is very blunt wit people. I guess that's why I love him so much . The only reason I ever decided to be him on Tumblr is because I get him. I know him. And I feel like I can play his role well because of it. I feel like that makes me messed up. Humans are social creatures. We're meant to socialize.. so why do I have so many issues with it that I start panicking and sweating whenever I think about even saying hi to another person? I get it, general Anxiety and social anxiety. I understand why. But.. why must I have so much anxiety? Even thinking about posting this is making me anxious. I need help. I need to be fucking fixed.

Anyways I hope my work fires me lol I don't like my job

[im-no-jedi]

I’ve rewatched the scene in Entombed with Phee, Hunter, and Omega doing the “Word of God” puzzle like a dozen times now, and idk what I feel worse about: Hunter legit going Through It, or the fact that I laugh every dadgum time at his misfortune 😂😂😂 

[tharett]

Mi diseño de Chayanne pero versión humana🤞

Tenía esta idea que cuando más crecen, más se miran como sus padres adoptivos 🤔 (osea, empiezan de color blanco y negro (el pelo y ojos) y terminan con cualquier color del padre que lo ha cuidado más o algo así, yo no sé.)

Esto es fanart viejo y ya no me parece la idea, pero que creen ustedes?? xdxdxd

(Eng: My design of Chayanne but in human version 🤞

I had this idea in which the more they grew the more they look like their adoptive parents 🤔 (like, they start off with a black and white color (hair and eyes) and they end up with whatever color the parent who took care of them the most has.)

This is old fanart and I don't really like the idea anymore, but what do you guys think?? xdxdxd)

[loudeaglecollective]

I have looked at Alice in Wonderland again for about the fifth time, and I don't know how, but since I found a very "weird" person out of nowhere I have made crazy calculations and I have a little idea of ​​what the characters they measure, nobody is interested but surely someone cares about my discovery XDXD

I feel stupidly smart xD

The queen and Alice, easy for now 😎👌

The white bunny, also easy 👍

The March Hare and the Mad Hat xD help…

And finally the Cheshire cat, too much for me XD

I don't dare to say that the white rabbit is taller than the cheshire cat, so I put them like this, this is a mini idea that took me 23 minutes xD

IN FACT I THINK CHESHIRE IS SMALLER THAN WE THINK, THAT SCARES ME, I DON'T SLEEP TONIGHT OMG XDXDXD

Ay Dios mío XDXD

Tranqui chicos, I promise I will never do this again, I feel so sick lol xD

[amberdablade]

Hello may I get an yandere alphabet with purpled i rarely see fanfics about him (I don’t mind if you don’t do it ,it really doesn’t bother me)

Yes you may :D And I never noticed it until you said something but you're right I don't see many fanfics about the Alien Boi either :/ Well I just might have to fix that ;) Enjoy! :D

🖤🤍~c!Purpled Yan!Alphabet~🤍🖤

TW: Blood, drugs, stalking, mention of almost freezing to death, abandonment, and starvation.

Affection: How does the yandere show their love and affection? How intense can it get?

Purpled mostly likes to hug you and kiss you. Nothing too big. He’s more of the simple type.

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Not too much blood. He doesn’t like to get too bloody, but he has a reason for that. He’s too afraid that one day, he’d get too messy and come home with blood covering him from head to toe and you never being able to look at him the same way again after that.

Cruelty: Would they ever hurt their darling?

No, he’s too sweet to do something of the sort.

Darling Dearest: Aside from abduction, would they ever do anything against their darling's will?

If you stopped eating or refused to sleep, he would shove food down your throat and give you drugs to make you sleep. He’s pretty strict about your overall mental and physical health.

Exposed: How much of their true self would they bare to their darling whether it be good or bad?

He tries to show his true self to you 24/7, which happens to be very sweet. Sometimes he does overreact and does things he knows he shouldn’t, showing his bad self to you, but he always apologizes afterward and gifts you with your favorite flowers.

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back? How would they react?

Hurt and rejected. Also struck with the horrible realization that you never loved him the way he loved you.

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling escape?

He doesn’t look at this situation as a game to be played, but if he ever did, he would see it as a game he must win no matter what the cost or consequence.

Hell: What would be their darling's worst experience with them?

That one time where you rejected him right to his face. It was the first few days of your kidnapping, and he had asked you if you loved him while handing you a beautiful purple necklace. You had turned your head away from him and said ‘no,’ and refused to accept his gift. He was angry with you and left you outside all night during one of the coldest nights of the year (of course right?). He didn’t let you in until noon the next day, where even then he seemed furious with you. But when he noticed how scared and cold you looked, he apologized, brought you inside, and hugged you while placing a blanket over you and making you some hot soup. After that he was never mad at you again and respected your opinions and decisions.

Ideas: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Not much, just living with you and hopefully staying away from anyone that could do both of you any harm.

Jealousy: Do they get jealous if someone besides themself interacts with their darling? If so, how do they react?

No, he tries to let you have your freedom. But if he finds you hanging out with one person in particular too much, he just might have to step in and make sure he isn’t getting replaced.

Kisses: How do they act around their darling?

Pretty sweet and caring. In the beginning of your abduction though, he wasn’t very sweet or caring. But after your one horrible experience with him, he changed his ways and made sure that you were respected and loved under his care.

Love Letters: What ways did the yandere use to impress their darling before their abduction?

He thought that creating his UFO would make you impressed and interested in him. Sure enough, it did make you focus on him more, eventually leading to your abduction (haha get it? Abduction? XDXDXD)

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Not really. Before, he was a little rude and disrespectful, but ever since you came into his life he changed for the better.

Naughty Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

He stopped punishing you after your bad experience with him.

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

None.

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Very. He wants to see how long you’ll stay with him and how long he can stay with you. He’s just very curious when it comes to your reactions. After all he is from space.

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, successfully escapes will they ever be able to move on?

He would try his best to, but know that he would never forget you. He might keep one of your most prized possessions with him at all times just so he can remember you (favorite shirt, jewelry, plushie, blanket, etc). If you escaped, he would do the same thing, even if he had to steal it from you (he wouldn’t try to steal you back, since he knows you made your decision and there’s no changing your mind).

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let them go?

He would try not to feel guilty, but if you didn’t like him and wanted to leave, then he might let you go depending on how far he is into the process of caring for you.

Stigma: What brought this side to them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

He was extremely curious about you and also very lonely. After all, no one really socialized with him on the server, and no one really paid attention to him. They were all involved in their own issues and political gain, while he tried to stay out of all of it. But when you arrived, he became interested, and felt like you would be the first person to notice him and find him as an importance.

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

He would feel bad about himself and your state. He would try his best to make you feel better, but if that didn’t work, then he’d set you free.

Unique: Would they ever do anything different from the classic yandere?

He might watch you more and stalk you. He’s just so curious about what you might do and your different reactions and emotions.

Vice: What weaknesses could their darling exploit in order to escape?

Try to make him focus on something else that might spark his curiosity. After all, he still has a lot to learn about humans and their contraptions. Maybe make something for him (Like a moving toy, videogame, etc) that will take his attention away from you. Then make your great escape (it will more or less keep him busy for quite awhile)

Witness: If someone were to recognize their darling (as missing, distressed, sad, etc), how would they react?

He would try not to think anything of it and move on. But the chances of this happening are quite low, given the fact that no one ever pays attention to him. But if you were famous on the SMP, then this might be consistent for you. But if that were the case, he would probably keep you locked up in his UFO more often.

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling?

As much as he possibly can. Need something? He’ll get it for you. Want a certain meal that’s hard to find? He’ll find it no matter what the cost. Cold? Here’s a blanket and some hugs if you want. Too hot? Stand outside, the weather is perfect for cooling you down.

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

However long it's needed.

Zenith: Would they ever mentally break their darling?

No, the thought is horrific in his mind.~

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Curious alien boi that I just might start simping for helllppppppppp

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[ashtonisvibing]

i finished turnabout airlines yesterday but pretty much immediately fell asleep cuz i was eepy so next day review :333

OKAY SO LIKE are there actual IRL planes with multiple floors-??? like staircases and elevators built right in-??? cuz the fact that THIS plane has multiple floors is just INSANE to me-??? maybe i just don't know how planes actually work, i've never been on one, but.... ????????

i forgot to get the achievement for looking at edgeworth's seat :(((

rhoda will probably never show up again but i very much liked her and edgeworth's dynamic. the fact that he took the suitcase when he saw rhoda become disappointed that- yeah it's ugly as fuck was really cute! not a pairing i ship but 1) i can see this totally being a cute ship, and 2) i think they would be friends personally :3

is it possible to translate the borginian and get actual sentences?? like it's probably a bunch of nonsense symbols thrown together, but it would also be cool if there was some semblance of a pattern to it

can i just say that i LOVE that this case felt like a traditional mystery?? like i love the PW trilogy, don't get me wrong. but that's less "find the culprit" and more "find how your client is guilty and tie the real culprit to it". like in the PW trilogy, there's always the one guy that shows up and it's like "oh yeah they did it" 90% of the time (sometimes you'll get a case where the "who did it" is less obvious but...). but this case i was going back and forth on who could've genuinely done it (mostly between leblanc and cammy). i dunno, maybe i'm just a moron but it was nice not having the killer be so obvious. hoping this continues for the other cases

SCREAMS TO THE SKIES EDGEWORTH AND FRANZISKA INTERACTIONS I WILL BE FED FOR WEEKS OFF OF THIS

okay no but seriously how the FUCK is there multiple floors to this plane-

gripping edgeworth by his suit coat YOU'VE GOT PTSD BUDDY OF COURSE YOU PASS OUT FROM THE GROUND SHAKING-! therapy therapy therapy if you wanna take care of that-!

cammy went into her uber serious "i'm totally not the bad guy" mode and i'm expected to NOT laugh while she's blowing bubbles-??? like oh she wasn't ACTUALLY asleep she just had a BUBBLE WAND and she's gonna shoot bubbles at you, like get REAL cammy XDXDXD

solid first official case, rhoda and edgeworth should be friends, i'm so confused by the multiple floors, and next time you try to smuggle art make sure it looks just like the original

guyyyyyyyysssssssss my friend let me use his nintendo account to get ace attorney investigations

OHHHHHHHHHHH if you thought i couldn't be more autistically annoying about miles edgeworth JUST YOU WAIT

[serfuzzypushover]

Mina is officially my fave shipchild of all time! I don't care what people say the love is worth the price they pay I leave the others behind because this one I need in my life! (Me altering (Read: scrapping and rebuilding from almost scratch) song lyrics XDXDXD)

Honesty she’s one of my fave designs as well 🥺

[thesilvercarriage]

I fucking forgot I can't never check the nez/ushi or no./6 tags ever again, for every other post there's a fucking dumb y/o/I post, why tf do you have to compare them so much? Just keep it on your damn own tags ugh

[scartale-an-undertale-au]

Before you kill your babies, just a few words to say you are awesome Scar. You really unique and lovely. Stay determined and don't forget you can count on your friends ^^. We love you and care about you ^^. (Now you can kill XD)

XDXDXD awwww, thank you *hugs*