#Dat is crying

[datssokoolwhat]

Funky beat

CANT STOP THE FUNKY BEAT

[tenselevens]

Dante. that’s all.

[hiphopcherrrypop]

what kagurabachi did yall read 😒😒

[dellamortte]

replayed the ‘coffee with the crows’ quest just to feel something and ohhhhhhh….. oughghgughhughhHh he’s so beautiful.. i want to cry

[kanonbea]

something something hey coil phighting :]

[ilovmudvayne]

smokin dat pack🍃🍃

from duck the carbine high massacre

[dabisbratz]

sonny!! what do u think 'toru would do when reader's gettin' needy & whiny :O i need your opinion

he’s soooosososo annoyin hehe m’sato senses r tinglin !!

think it depends on da context !! in most, (casual or not) he’s definitely gonna do it back, just louder n more exaggerated, cuz he knows it makes it worse, he wants t’see how far he can push it૮꒰ ˶- ༝ -˶꒱ა so annoyin .

it strokes his ego a bit either way, especially if his boy’s gettin needy for him, n his previous eyerolls n teasin turn into quiet lil grunts of acknowledgment under his breath, “look’it you.. you gonna cry about it? hm, yeah?”, all breathy n raspy n gosh, you sound so pretty he wants t’hear more. . . givin you want you want but only if you ask nicely, n even then he’s real slow about it, gonna really give you somethin t’whine about

[yeullove]

Yeah, I could see the inspo. Somewhat. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[sillyguyz4ever]

tears were activated yesterday

HER DEATH BROKE ME I CANT

[formulaonedirection]

Your blog is one of my faves and you’re hilarious but genuinely, with all due respect, how can someone look at Lewis (beautiful, gorgeous, stunning, facially perfect, incredible style etc etc) and then still find Lando Norris (objectively has gremlin vibes) attractive? I say this with no hate whatsoever. Only genuine curiosity.

redfjkhjkaerfhgjkeardhfewks this is one of the craziest strays of all time. Listen. Just because you're not supposed to feed him after midnight doesn't mean I can't find Lando Norris beautiful. Ugly people can be beautiful too okay 😭😭😭😭😭 This is me rn I'm being persecuted everyday

[elderscrolls4]

Triple freaking idiot

[kalied0skull]

I FORGOT I HAVE TO DO SHIT IN 30 MINUTES OH FUCK OH GOD

[r0b1ee]

For 15 year old me. Took like 4 years but I finally made the edit I wanted to be able to make

[m4ngione]

luigi's cousin looks more like the adjuster to me

[politemagic]

GANG IM FINALLY GONNA GET TO SEE ALPHA WOLF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

More Nonsense from My Ambrosius Stan Account Post:

As someone who got on Tumblr a couple years ago not really knowing the culture and rarely posts because I don't think anyone cares about the silly worms in my brain I'd like to give everyone who thought it was funny and left a like or a tag or a reblog a very I Love You and here is some more thoughts about it I had through the day that I thought nobody would care about but am posting now

The account was named @gold_loin_love and gained notoriety for being the only stan account Ambrosius actually followed

During the live stream Ballister answered the questions (that he had his followers submit beforehand) while still in character, despite the fact that he was laughing his ass off and Ambrosius was with him.

Example: "'Do you think Ballister and Ambrosius are going to get divorced?' Absolutely. They're terrible together and honestly not even cute. They probably had some cringy beach wedding with their weird pink child officiating. Ew, next question"

Ambrosius would frequently interject

"Do I think Ambrosius was toxic for cutting off Ballister's arm?"

Ambrosius, stealing the phone: "Yes he needs to be cancelled immediately."

Ballister, taking it back: "Wrong that weird creep deserved it to be honest"

He read a couple questions that were defending him and after giving them his joke answer about how they were wrong, thanked them sincerely

(sad time) The first thing he posted after the events of the movie, during which he obviously wasn't posting although how fucking funny would it have been to be Ambrosius and see Ballister's fake stan account post "lol get his ass I hope he died" over footage of him MAIMING HIM in light of all that was happening was "I'm sorry that I've been gone, the death of the Queen really took a toll on me, she was a real role model and inspiration of mine. I'm especially sorry to Ambrosius. I wish I hadn't run away. I wish I'd been there for you through all this, I know it must have been so hard. I really hope everyone forgives him."

(sad time over, silliness resumed) He'd use the account to make fun of Ambrosius and himself in every capacity imaginable

"Check out what Ambrosius wore to the national conference, I love how it's so shiny you can't tell how busy and incongruent the patterns are 😍 we love a maximalist king!!!"

"Ballister Ballhard surprises nobody wearing armor he got at the emo booth of a Renaissance Fair."

There is so much potential for this and I'd love to see more of Ballister being a silly goofball