#Datanet Commentary

[lets-try-some-writing]

ya know when a person see something cute and in the back of their head they just wanna squeeze it a little (Unless this just a me thing lmao)

Do you think any cybertronian would react like that or just kinda find humans as weird flesh cousins they don't know what to do with.

My personal headcanon when it comes to humans and Cybertronians is simple:

We are so frickin fugly that we are either too gross to look at or oddly fascinating and sometimes even considered cute by the weirder or more out there Cybertronians. We are the blob fish of the Cybertronian internet. Some love us in our natural habitat and screech at those who make fun of humans outside of their habitat looking miserable. Others are there specifically to mess with us and watch videos of our misfortunes or mishaps when interacting with Cybertronians. A small niche group think we are adorable in the way one thinks a crusty white dog, hairless cat, or cockroach is cute. We are small, we are squishy, and we can literally keel over from Not Getting Enough Hugs.

Some might want to squish us because we are cute. Others would probably want to put us in a tank and observe us for Science and Exotic Pet reasons. We are that one strange animal that everyone has a differing opinion on and are likely the cause of at least one fandom civil war somewhere on Cybertron's datanet.

Petitions have been made from commentary from Optimus and Megatron specifically. Both are firmly somewhere in a weird gray area on opposite ends of the spectrum. Nothing has ever been resolved.

[autobotmedic]

[M!A] Was it a virus? A corrupted data packet triggering a glitch? A public software update / upgrade that'd been maliciously coded with petro-rabbit protocols? You've already heard about it across the datanet that something is spreading through the community; something that is causing your colleagues, your brethren, and even your enemies to become… vigorously amorous.

You think that you got your firewalls up in time, but… what is this warmth building in your seams?

[Heat Cycle M!A] [To satisfy the coding, you must seek out the one your spark sings to; you know who it is.]

He had heard, and he had been actively trying to avoid any and all potential sources and associations. He had not even made any commentary or observations! And yet. AND YET...

Ages of medical experience allows him to immediately begin to target and try to halt the intrusion, but it is relentless. He began disactivating various functions and sensors within his coding in an effort to cut off access and reduce the effects. While likely helpful, it still does not provide him with full immunity, and his vents open to cycle air through his frame.

His pride does not want him to ask for help over something so ridiculous, something so primitive, not even from the one he loves and trusts the most. It's the very IDEA of this! It offends him!!!

[princeofdarkmount]

@ask-smokescreen replied to your post “ARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOLLOWING THAT BLOG”

The-Washrack-Files >:I don't ask me how I know-- I'm friends with that Shockwave

Uhuh.. | Give him a moment to look for the blog in question on his following list. Sure enough- it’s there. Ew. Great. |

...I really have no idea how that I ended up following that smut. Perhaps I struck a wrong button while scrolling. 

[self-destructive-self-isolated]

...he's too scared to ask what the hell is going on.

[princeofdarkmount]

radioactivibee‌:

……………………………

Oh. Um, cool. That’s good to know. Freely dating bots and all. That’s progress I can look forward to. Thanks.

…H-How are you?

I... suppose so. ..... ....... I’m fine. And yourself? 

@princeofdarkmount : ........ it does exist, at least here. But considering my timeline is apparently farther in the future then yours.. I wouldn't put stance on waiting.

.................................

Oh. Um, cool. That’s good to know. Freely dating bots and all. That’s progress I can look forward to. Thanks.

...H-How are you?

[big-shoes-to-fill]

...

Ark needs a hug, pass’it on.

[form-defensor]

*Uncomfortable grumbling*

[princeofdarkmount]

 @varmegonomore​ replied to your post : @kingasaurusrex​ ​ reblogged your post: “YOU NKT...

.. Pft. /gay~/

[princeofdarkmount]

@alacrityabound​ replied to your post:“Arkaitimus has appeared! What do you do? > Punch > Flirt > Feed >...”:

Feed, because it looks like someone likes galena knots and another someone doesn't and somehow got way too many.

...you know you should really be counting those before placing an order. That way you know exactly how many you’re getting and don’t end up with a ton extra. | Not that he’s actually complaining, because you know, free galena knots. But still. |

[princeofdarkmount]

@ask-smokescreen replied to your post: ANONYMOUS PLEAD: You seem pretty opposed to...

DON’T DO CANNIBALISM ARK

What did I just say.

What did I just say Smokescreen.

[princeofdarkmount]

Тьфу, ты можешь быть более отвратительным?

[princeofdarkmount]

@tomatofaceasaurus reblogged your post:

YOU KISSY BOTGROOSSSGROSSEST KISSY BOT

Ah so that’s what this is about.

Yes Slag. I’ve kissed somebot. So what? It’s not that big of a deal.

[princeofdarkmount]

@varmegonomore replied to your post: ANONYMOUS PLEAD: You seem pretty opposed to...

Is this like a running trend for greyfaces on your end?

Occasionally.  It usually only becomes a prominent topic of ‘discussion’ when a certain someone brings it up.

[princeofdarkmount]

@oneshallstand replied to your post: @oneshallstand replied to your post: ...

;___;

Don’t you have a bondmate or children or somebot else you could be making those faces at?

[princeofdarkmount]

@varmegonomore replied to your post “| Being called a ‘favorite’ by the chaos bringer does not get any less...”

... Wonder if we could throw him off your scent somehow... What if we tried to make you super boring to him?

And we would accomplish this... how exactly? 

[princeofdarkmount]

| Being called a ‘favorite’ by the chaos bringer does not get any less unsettling even after hearing it multiple times. |