#Dr. Dickinson with a PHD in Grass Block
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For how much money was probably spent on roses/petals in this image, mate could have filled my room with ball pit balls an I'd have been much happier.


#Or a giant stuffie#Seriously#I've always wanted a giant stuffie#If anyone wanted to make me fall in love with them#6 foot teddy bear would be a great place to start#I'm a sleep cuddler#But I ain't got no one to cuddle#Hence why I sleep with a stuffed pineapple right now#I've considered the merits of learning how to sew#So I could make a 'lifesize' (ie game accurate 3m tall) Enderman#And I would call him#Dr. Dickinson with a PHD in Grass Block#The whole thing#He'd sit in my bedroom rocking chair all day and sometimes I might give him a straw hat and a book about grass to read#And he'd be made of only the best materials with just the right firm but squish to be a perfect bedtime hug buddy#What were we talking about? I got distracted.
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