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[sylvienerevarine]

Real-World Sports Tamriel Also Has

The Altmer invented tennis. They are exactly as fancy and proper about this as you'd imagine

Skyrim has a version of hockey that's twice as violent and uses a puck made of horker tusk

High Rock is the home of golf, but not the boring modern kind that wastes a billion gallons of water every day. This is the old Scottish kind that you play on rainy coastlines and if your ball goes in the sea, tough toenails

Hammerfell and Elsweyr both have their own variants of beach volleyball (called "tossball") and have a friendly rivalry about which province has better players

You know that old Mesoamerican ball game that was a bit like basketball but cooler? Black Marsh obviously has that too. The rules vary by region but it's very culturally important, and practically everyone learns to play

Morrowind has their own take on soccer played with guar-hide balls and a whole bunch of complicated rules that tend to deeply confuse foreigners. There are three goals to represent the Tribunal/Reclamations

While hide and seek might be considered a children's game in the rest of the Empire, it's practically an Olympic sport in Valenwood (did you guys ever see the Monty Python sketch with that premise?) Competitions can go on for literal months, because there are SO MANY good hiding spots in Valenwood

Cyrodiil has water polo. I can't explain why I think this, it's just true.

[raven-6-10]

Skyrim players, you know what to do. Don't fail me now.

Unwilling wunk

[faeeevee]

[venusmage]

Three mentally ill people that save the world (+ the one normal guy thats worried about them)

[artist-rat]

skyrim never ends, it's just on pause sometimes. we're so back!!

[janusfranc15]

Trying to Blow Up A Child isnt very Cash Money of you, Dragonborn.

i can't stop watching this

[volno]

live footage of me installing the 500+ utility, framework, and bug fix mods needed to get my fresh install of skyrim back up to baseline

[typhlonectes]

[raimundcosplay]

My ebony war axe is done! Between 5 and 6lbs heavy and full steel construction. Had a ton of problems with it but now I am happy with how it turned out. The next two skyrim weapons are already fixed in my mind and I really hope to get to start them soon.

[the-vi-in-almsivi]

amateurs. me and molag are doing ketamine and NO, you cant join us

finally beat morrowind recently

[oblivionloading]

Your package from Amazon has been delivered. [Done]

[pilosophos]

bluesky | mastodon | insta | stickers | commissions

Someone commissioned an illustration of their Morrowind character recently! If you want one of your own (maybe for an Oblivion Remastered char o_O), my comms are still open! https://ko-fi.com/pilosophos

[quixotic-paladin]

[castovich]

That mask is so fucking cool

Dunmer way of the long death monk. An ashlander that likes a good chat with her ancestors.

[baritonewiththeeyeliner]

Doomed yaoi sketch