#ERM ACTUALLY

[the-queen-of-geese]

Oh my god. My time has come. It has come. I can finally put to use that one book on animal senses that I reread 80 times.

The notes that the bird is singing might sound repetitive to you because they’re the same 5 notes again and again, but that’s because you can’t hear the temporal fine structure of the note. The kinds of sounds that instruments create are pure notes, meaning the sound oscillates smoothly and looks something like a bunch of hills and valleys. Humans hear this and perceive a single note.

Birds, on the other hand, do not produce pure notes. The structure of the notes they produce looks more like a mountain range—jagged and uneven, like a heart rate monitor but a million times more chaotic. They are able to hear the structure and control it, changing it with every note. To humans, all the notes sound the same. But to the bird, it’s full of tiny nuances that convey massive amounts of information. So no, they aren’t actually singing the same five notes.

How do I communicate to this bird outside our window that its song is repetitive, derivative, and frankly kind of ass. You can't get bitches by just repeating the same five notes over and over, buddy.

[spxrw]

timmy bird

[megalomaniacz]

ellie hitting it from the back and you're just completely in subspace, taking everything's she's giving you completely blissed out and brainless:))

nsfw! — ˗ˋ ୨୧ ˊ˗ —

omg the way she’d be fucking you so good you’d only be able to see stars. you’ll actually be drooling and brain dead like a cock drunk dummy lmao. her hand on the back of your neck keeping you steady while she hits your weak spot over and over and over again. you’ve forgotten what it’s like to not have her stuffing your walls. other hand gripping the plump flesh of your ass so hard you’re sure that it’ll leave a bruise. the kind you look at in the mirror that sends memories rushing to your stomach.

speaking of stomachs, she’s fucking you so deep you’re positive she’s blending your guts. turning you into a pleasure smoothie. and you feel like fucking jello because it’s all too much. you’re so gone you can’t even hear her talking to you. “you’re taking me so well. you can barely respond. fuck, can you hear that? you’re so fucking wet for me.”

and then she slows down. slow, hard thrusts. one after the next making you grip the sheets and stuff your face into the mattress. all while’s she’s got the stupidest smirk on her face. (probably thinking about how next time she’s gonna fuck you in front of a mirror and make you watch yourself become her cock slut.)

[woahpines]

“It’s Polish 😔”

[bimyeongie]

POV: how the villians see the brothers tbh

ermhm ackshually 🤓☝️

[littleweirdcunt]

Bee to Mammon: You're just pissy, nobody wants to fuck with a flaming pile of clown shit, you're fat, and big, meaning no one wants you

A good chunk of Helluva boss critics (including me):

[reincarnated-angel]

"eeerrrm! actually!" type shift GET OU

see if i can technologia him some glasses because fuglasses is in my canon

[eeny-weeny-teeny-peeny]

Personal pet peeve but I hate it when they gender bend a werewolf they call her a “were woman”???

When you break down Werewolf, you get were that means Man and wolf. So to say “were woman” is incorrect because it’s to say “Man Woman”. Which slay your bigender highness but it peeves me.

The correct way to gender bend Werewolf is to call her a Wifwolf/Wyfwolf because Wif/Wyf is the archaic word for woman, the same way were/wer means Man.

[pengugu09]

ain't no way he's doing that one meme😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wolviku]

nerd armin

actually 🤓

[roryoruser87871]

ERM, ACTUALLY-

No but really why do I find out about this ONLY NOW???

[silkieluv]

Fun fact - Lloyd

In a character encyclopedia, it’s stated that Lloyd doesn’t like the ninjas’ new celebrity status, saying it gets in the way of them being a hero (which is true since they were stuck dealing with social media instead of dealing with Clouse!)

[fun-kobra-party-star]

I present to you, the most random clones doodles I drew while I should've been doing my prepro assignment.

[cas-of-chaos]

I absolutely love how everyone who draws the yellow stickman just agrees that he is a nerd. (yes, sigh, I'm in this fandom too...)

I've seen human versions, where they give him glasses. Other people's drawings of him as a stickman wearing glasses. Even Alan Becker's "faces" animation had him wearing glasses. This pretty much implies the entire fandom knows he is one glasses-wearing, yellow-faced technology nerd.

He is the "Erm Actually" emoji.

(To prove it, i drew it)

[ellieanimations113]

Coral glasses

[izzyatchi]

HELP WHO DREW THIS I LOVE THIS SM. errm ackshually!!!!!!

☝️🤓

edit: @asexual-aura-intensifies drew it HAHAHA