#Eddie...

[andavs]

"Prime zip code in El Paso."

[hibernating-stag]

Good morning I'm up thinking about that forbidden beast again

[natti-ice]

[boasamishipper]

unpopular opinion but i think a ship that's not canon but both halves are canonically insane about each other is infinitely better than a ship that's canon and boring

[tenisperfection]

Yes your blorbo is tortured and pathetic and slutty and pretty and suffers more than jesus and all that but never forget that your blorbo is, first and foremost, a loser.

[colmiillo]

I'm not just a bitch, I'm a bitch with a backstory

[animentality]

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[michael-the-rouge]

Do I have to say it?

[rana030]

Pov: you're reading fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

[flow33didontsmoke]

when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute

[patpranslove]

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

[thatboisus]

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

[stevenrogered]

#1 buddie warrior Maddie Buckley Han strikes again

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur