#Err_runCode.exe - child is now asexual
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gather 'round children while I tell ye the story about the day I beheld a colorful rainbow flag and the transfer of gays turned me into a bouncy fruit imbued with the powers of yass
#not the colorful flags#ANYTHING BUT RAINBOWS#THINK OF THE CHILDREN#lgbtqia#pride#transfer_of_gay.exp - 45% Complete#Err_runCode.exe - child is now asexual#o lord the rainbows out here striking down these young men#its always teh men turning gay#the girls are never in danger of lesbianing#a random number I pulled from my ear like that coin magic trick - 67% of the time its women clutching their pepper spray#fretting that the young boys are turning gay like frogs after the drought ending rains#literally all the parents have to do is tell their lil beans (that tooth rotting colorful flag stands for love and support)#literally - colorful flag. Nothing better than a pretty rainbow in the sky. You tell them santa exists and poor children get toys too#BUT YALL AN'T FUKIN LIE ABOUT A FLAG YOU FIND OFFENSIVE#you gotta crawl out of your scummy den and hiss at the colorful flag - then the child gets curious (why mad at the flag parent?)#fr you can lie about ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU'LL TELL YOUR CHILD SKY MAN IS PROTECTING THEM FROM EVIL#BUT NOT THE COLORFUL FLAG#your petty runs so deep in your nasty cussy you'll look your kid in the eye and (That pretty flag is full of evil)#(and those happy people / the hundreds marching? They're going to hell. Because evil is EVERYWHERE)#then the child has an existential crisis because the happy nice people with the pretty colors are all evil
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