#ExCons

[thugguzzler]

I got 99 Problems but He can be my 100th

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: XCON DMV: EX CON Verdict: DENIED

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Started another...

[cerebral-soup]

Sevika was already hot but something about her begrudging aunt vibe this season is just soooooo

[galladrabbles]

Hi all... My prompt is 'Explicit Content.'

Write a drabble between Ian and Mickey that would earn a nsfw warning. Have fun!

Okay, Galladrabbles Crew, time to get out your lemons, your bloody gory gloves - your NC-17 and E ratings!

If you go certain routes, please remember to add a content warning to your drabble. :)

This week's prompt is:

EXPLICIT CONTENT

Thank you, Kate!

Happy Drabbling Everyone!

[call-1-555-mystico]

why the fuck does nancy order plain milk instead of a soft drink with her HAMBURGER

[kylo-wrecked]

Name: Ben.

Nickname(s): Occasionally, a friend, a foe, or a love interest will call him Benji or Benny. Obviously, all Bens are united in their hatred of this.

Relationship Status: Verse dependent. Modern!Ben's articulated the words 'I love you' to but one other.

Gender: Cis male.

Romantic Orientation: Exploring or unsure.

Preferred Pet Names: Music!Ben will call you 'baby' if he hates you.

Opinion on True Love: All Bens believe true love exists... but maybe not for hims.

Opinion on Love at First Sight: Music!Ben thinks he's fallen in love at first sight many, many times. Modern!Ben is somehow more suspicious. Ex!Con Ben has never looked another person in the eye (Jk, he's not a believer) and Smuggler!Ben...

How ‘Romantic’ Are They?: He's unpracticed, not unromantic.

Edited for E.: Music!Ben can charm the pants off anyone but I still don’t think that makes him a ‘romantic.’

Ideal Physical Traits: This one is tricky because mun struggles to understand what makes one physical trait more desirable than another :') but we shall try.

Based on copious evidence, mun believes Bens generally prefer longer hair for [women/femmes], short to medium curls for [men/mascs], notable thighs (strong, long, or thick), or other limbs and extremities (Smuggler!Ben). Striking eyes, chest hair for [men/mascs], a nice smile, a brazen or unique laugh (for Music!Ben especially, laughter is physical). Scars and other proof of life.

Because he's 6'4", he prefers his partners tall, but because he's 6'4", he invariably accepts smol.

Ideal Personality Traits: If he likes you, be yourself. All of yourself, preferably, because he's greedy.

All Bens find humility attractive in a person. Music!Ben covets meanness and whatever he interprets as power today. Let's not think about tomorrow.

Unattractive Physical Traits: We're struggling again, and that's okay.

Redubbing this part 'least desired observable characteristics.'

Shaved or bleached brows, dreads on heads where they don't belong, notable cosmetic alterations (Music!Ben specific), literal body language (Smuggler!Ben specific), worm physique (Smuggler!Ben specific), problem skin.

Unfortunately, Music!Ben can veer on fat-phobic (he's certainly weight-conscious himself) and Modern!Ben thinks women should shave their legs for him or something ridiculous like that. Not that he'd ever say it. (Dirty fingernails are fine by him, though. The more, the merrier.)

Unattractive Personality Traits: ☝️ Do not lie to him.

Ideal Date: bullets? Bullets.

Modern!Ben: movie/museum and dinner, in that order, because post-movie/museum-going conversations reveal much about a person.

Music!Ben: goes from 1 to 111. He's not dating you; he met you someplace awful and will never leave you alone again. Hint: He's never the dumper, always the dumped.

Ex-Con!Ben: Somewhere quiet, outdoors, away from the public eye. Said date must make it clear to Ben that he's on a date, or else he'll be utterly lost.

Smuggler!Ben: kidnapped Poe Dameron once—and it was awesome.

Do They Have a Type?: Bens are often attracted to sensitive, mysterious persons... or people who 'yell' at hims (Music!Ben, Smuggler!Ben).

Average Relationship Length: Six inches. One to two years.

Preferred Non-Sexual Intimacy: Smush-

Commitment Level: Fluctuates. Bens are serious about those they care for, but.

Ah, the various buts.

Opinion of Public Affection:

Modern!Ben: Outlook good/You may rely on it.

Music!Ben: Don't count on it/My sources say no.

Ex-Con!Ben: ???/Ask again later.

Smuggler!Ben: *loudly in the cantina* —we're NOT married?!

Past Relationships?:

Modern!Ben: Has entered two serious relationships. The first was young and short-lived. The second ended in California. She cheated on him, and he has never recovered.

Music!Ben: Sadly. And before then, a fling with Rey, which he fucked up beautifully. And before, after, and somewhere in between, a thing with Armitage (verse dependent). It wasn't a romance, but it was certainly something.

Ex-Con!Ben: Nope.

Smuggler!Ben: Verse dependent but primarily occupied with and committed to Not Dying Between Now and Centaxday.

tagged by:// @godresembled <3 thank you, fren, for the much-needed distraction during my moving frenzy.

tagging:// anymun who hasn't already done this meme and wants to share~

singling out, @valkxrie, @debelltio, @itmeanspeace, @themckaytriarchy, @ofthestcrs (muse of choice), @certifiably-i (muse of choice), @ifyoucatchacriminal (muse of choice). @etoilebleu (muse of choice eris).

[hiddenmoonbeam]

For kick the dog AND ex-con Sirius:

Cry

Hurt

Fear

😈

Hello dearest Bat, I see you're in the mood for angst (same) (thank you ily) (<3)

Kick the dog

Sirius, brilliant and outspoken and self-assured, was plagued by nightmares so bad he woke up crying – a heartbreaking sound Remus had never heard, or seen, and he knew right then that he never wanted to again.

His neck hurts too, stiff after however long his head’s been hanging forward while the rest of his body’s strapped up straight to the chair.

And then the shame came, hand-in-hand with anger; at the war and all it kept taking from them; at Remus for acting like a wounded animal while letting himself stray so far away; at his own treacherous heart for still wanting the very same person he feared was betraying them all.

Ex-con Sirius

No "cry", but here's "cries" together with "fear":

Afterwards Sirius cries. He can’t help it; years of pent up fear and grief and unanswered questions rush down his cheeks, his breathing caught in gasped sobs.

Pain shoots through his nose, and when Sirius pushes him back, dread instantly replaces the bravery.

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[bumblingbabooshka]

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[hannibalzero]

Gardener Obi-Wan and Ex-convict Anakin actually have my ENTIRE HEART please tell me more about them

Oh geez this was just a Tictok meme that I thought fit.

So forgive me if this is a little fast and messy. ❤️🐰❤️🐰

It started so innocently!

Obi-Wan joined a volunteer group that became penpals with people overseas, incarcerated and elderly. Just emails you know?

Volunteer work was just something to keep Obi-Wan busy, felt like he was helping people. Between working at the library and his garden, there was still a lot of time to fill since Qui-gon-jinn his now ex-boyfriend wandered off being the free sprit he is.

So emailing Anakin was a nice distraction.

Anakin was charming, funny and interested in Obi-Wan’s simple life. Anakin talked about his mother, his love of tinkering and maybe a few clever ideas for Obi-Wans garden!

Hydroponics, how cleaver and the koi fish where lovely!

They talked about everything, Anakin explained what his crime was and how it was never proven. How much he wanted to meet Obi-Wan.

It got more romantic and Anakin asked randomly asked to marry Obi-wan over the phone.

Obi-Wan laughed and agreed, why not? It would put a end to everyone trying to set Obi-Wan up. It would stop all the questions about marriage and children, Obi-Wan would be left alone and be able to enjoy talking with Anakin.

It's not like Anakin would ever been released….

He visited Anakin a few times but they where between glass, those gold eyes were so…trianed on Obi-wan like he was actually beautiful. Anakin was very handsome too.

But Anakin wasn't allowed any physical visitation if you get my meaning.

It would be their two year wedding anniversary in a week, and Obi-Wan plans on visiting Anakin. maybe bring the man a gift too?

Not realizing that Palatine finally balled his favorite “son” out of the penitentiary. (aka don't get caught dumbass)

Anakin wanted to surprise his sweet little wife, pulling up to the nice home in a country. Behind the wheel of ‘Vader’ of course. 

Now we pick back up where I left off originally, Obi-Wan looking up in shock at his ex-convict husband. Walking into his garden, face to face.

Shock, panic, joy and lust all making Obi-Wan confused on what to do. He should keep away, no way should be allow Anakin here. What was he doing free?

All thoughts ended when Anakin kissed him…..

Anakin was more than ready for his honeymoon!

[sterlinggalaxy13]

🌨 Excon with their best friend Nekros 🌨

[nikomedes]

idk how they have such a grip on me already but i NEED veilguard so i can get freddie causing neve problems IMMEDIATELY. i need freddie to go troublesome dame mode. i need her flighty broadmaxxing. and i need them to make out about it

[vonlipvig]

finished reading the devil's advocate by steve cavanagh and aaaaAAAAA ANOTHER BANGERRRRR 🗣🗣🔥🔥❗

and once again, i won't rest until i get at least one other ace attorney fan into these books, you guys need to meet my best friend conman-turned-defense-attorney eddie flynn, you'd like him.

[kylo-wrecked]

{ cont'd from here }

Although he’s never seen an ocean, he knows there’s one poured between them, lapping at the corners. Bobbing around him’s abandoned paint chips, the scoring and palette knives he preserves for sale items floating in a shipwreck of woodwork and bell jars. All this his life until now, and maybe after, when it washes up on shore, and he takes his urns out from under the sink. 

But this is Violet’s empty living room. Ben reminds himself by digging his nails into his palm’s heel. And this is Ben in Violet’s living room, an intrusion of shoulders tensing under his last clean shirt, an obscured mien under a cap’s brim. Eardrums that pick up shadows; she could make them both into shadows, ‘she wanted to, but first, she’ll show him what’s on his face ‘cause he can’t feel it. 

When the cap comes off, what's under it? What makes their nervous exploration around Violet’s delicate Nouveau body language—eyes? Is that his inner lip caught in his teeth? Does it make him look angry? Does he scare her?

Never mind; he can’t fathom his reflection in Violet. Ben pouches his cat’s eyes, disembodied gaze drifts into bad grouting. Wrings his cap in chapped hands, bearer of bad news. 

“I’m saying I care. 

I’m saying I got feelings. 

I’m saying I can’t ignore ‘em.

I’m saying I like you more’n anyone. 

You don’t feel the same, then. I’m saying I’m sorry.” 

Nadine’d say Ben was anticipatory. Well, he’d say, I don’t know what that means. Now, he thinks it means he grabbed a life vest but never dove.

@kinomorebi

[operaghosted]

YEAR AND A HALF OF UNEMPLOYMENT BE FUCKING

🕺⭐️🕺BANISHED🕺⭐️🕺

[sterlinggalaxy13]

Oberon and his Swordsman Excalibur