#FUCK ME RNNING

[maggotstrench]

ITS NOT EVEN LONG I JUST GOTTA STOP WRITING ON A CELL PHONE!

[smorgasbordofobsessions]

liveblog: yuri on ice!!, ep. 9

episode 9:

“just hug [yakov] and he’ll be there for you��

yurio’s grandfather.. is the best

he looks so cute with his hair in a ponytail

emil the cutie!

“cyberunk: i have ceased to be human” is actually a very imaginative theme i think

sara telling her brother that he needs to be less obsessive about her

i’m cracking up at michael’s description of emil and yuuri haha

you got this emil!!!!

oh guck yes!!!!!!!11

SERENDAE FOR TWO!!!!

this song makes me cry

it’s hoensly so romantic

what a combo

gegor knows wht’s up of course

i wanna cry too

“i’ll show you how much i love you by letting you go”

i’m crying this is so lovely

sara wow

seung-gil take a breath and relax!!

yurio’s gonna try to hard blsss him

oh wow i completely forgot about yurio’s free skate!!

it truly is a 180 from his short proggram

“without beauty, strength means nothing”

SHITHEAD!!!!!

bless yurio

god i’m sor proud of him with these jumps

grhuigrudg yes11!!!!!!! all jumps ladned!!!!!

me as the ballerina and crying

i’m SUPER PROUD OF MY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!

jesus i’m so proud of him god!!!!!!

katsudon... katsudon you got this hon

give yourself over to the music katsudon!!!!

god i lvoe!!! that katsudon uses victor as a way to calm himself down

i love jj

god i truly love the music katsudon skates to in his free program

“victor and i created thsi program together. and i lve it so much it hurts”

buibgbgarig

his music is sad but hopeful and it’s so well done

“a lecture at the kiss and cry - this is where victor learned it” haha

jj!!!!!!!

i honeslty LOVE his self confidence

god he gets great height though

“i’m no prince; i’m already a king!”

are there people who don’t like jj?

because they’re fucking wrong and that’s that

he’s so self-confident and it’s truly amazing

i truly wish i could get there

i love how emil nkew it was ickey screaming

and iADORE that katsudon chased people down and gave them hugs

i love yurio like my grumpy son!!!!

he’s super cute like i’m tearing up he’s precious as hell

they’re rnning for each other!!!!!!!!!

could you fukcing imagine???

what a clssic romance trope

i’m fucking here forit

a kiss on the hand

“that souded like a marriage proposal”

“in that case. i hope you never retire”

like... wher the FUCK1!!!!!! is my romantic partner

also again how do fic writers top this??

[beyblaiddyd]

filteredrays replied to your post “I’m rnning for president and my platform is that anyone who makes a...”

thank fucking god free me from this hellish existence

🔫

[alessia-harper]

☎⁇✘#@%ツ lukeee

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

Ale: cnt talk, rnning out the doorAle: fucking overslept, text later

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.Ale: eyyyyyyAle: future borther in lawAle: hahahahahahahahaha

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.Ale: Thank you so much for butt dialling me at 6am this morningAle: True friend thanks a lot.Ale: I’m so tired right now I could definitely get away with calling you a penis.Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Ale: Have you ever wondered if we’re really just in a massive game of The Sims and there’s weird people controlling us and making us do weird shit?Send “@” for a SCARED text.Ale: Luke I swear to god I just heard a noise Ale: You were the last person I text. Help.Ale: Being home alone is not fun.Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.Ale: Are you a natural blonde?Ale: Because it’s legit just a perfect shadeSend “ツ” for an EXCITED text.Ale: LUKE YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT.Ale: I TAUGHT MARLEY HOW TO JUMP FOR A TREAT.

[phctoho-blog]

✆ “” ☎ ⁇ ✿ ø ✘ # @ & % ツ $ ♀

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[5:45 am] good morning. meet at the usual place for our jog?

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

[7:52 pm] i’m jealous that you have a girlfriend that isn’t me

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

[4:11 pm] shit i srry im rnning late. traffic coming bck from home

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[1:15 am] cme over nd raw me

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

[2:19 pm] you’d look ten times better naked just saying 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[11:59 pm] i woke up from a dream about the bee movie. fuck you alfredo.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[7:45 am] i can never hate you

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[10:08 am] wonder what sex with hot wax is like

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[3:11 pm] alfie i pulled over. this person ran me off the road and i just. i’m scared. 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[3:20 pm] keep talking to me in portugese. i don’t know what you’re saying but i like to watch you when you speak it. you just get so into it. it’s beautiful.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[2:10 pm] exactly how many of my sisters have you slept with?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[9:01 am] I JUST GOT AN A+ ON THE ASSIGNMENT. You know the one with the photos i took of you? Omg just thank you. Thank you so much!!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[2:34 am] i care for him more than i should

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[12:56 am] alfie i can’t do this anymore. this back and forth between friends and almost lovers is fucking me up. i’m trying to date properly but i keep running to you each and every single time. we just need to stay away from each other for a while. i’m sorry.

[itsasif007-blog]

20 Mind Blowing tweets You Never Knew About Animals

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20 Mind Blowing tweets You Never Knew About Animals

1.

stevie nicks was a horse girl: proof pic.twitter.com/AtfLj67QE5

— The Swamp Witch (@YUNGREVELATIONS) 7 July 2018

2.

There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

— em (@emmabetsinger) 7 July 2018

3.

i put my dog on the trampoline for .3 seconds and she became an electric type pokemon pic.twitter.com/kCrRvrYnj4

— yall seen that movie about the rat that can cook? (@deadliidev) 8 July 2018

4.

very good boy saves a life with new experimental tail wagging CPR. pic.twitter.com/A31R7VoMVf

— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) 23 June 2018

5.

poured one up RIP duke pic.twitter.com/90bYry0VhR

— papa karos (@kvrxs) 4 July 2018

6.

my cats weird as fuck 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0tGKQca1ld

— lil kitty (@misseagleLIIna) 4 July 2018

7.

Saved this beauty from the Wal-Mart parking lot yesterday 🌼 pic.twitter.com/fZky5AYc6w

— Kallista ($TYLE) ⭐🌻🎨 (@k4llist499ART) 29 June 2018

8.

My dawg grew up quick pic.twitter.com/ahf240w9zS

— RNNING (@hvn323) 1 July 2018

9.

big stick energy pic.twitter.com/35ThJdQBl7

— brina (@byebrina) 28 June 2018

10.

Forgive me my iphone broke on my birthday friday getting it fixed soon but anyways😂😂 only in Georgia pic.twitter.com/8LfEUpTKNX

— JJ Green (@Jay__Green) 26 June 2018

11.

“describe your ideal work environment” pic.twitter.com/ZRD7tCzko4

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) 27 June 2018

12.

My friend is selling a desk and chair and didn’t know the measurements so used her 12 pound chiweenie for scale (cc @darth) pic.twitter.com/r3VWegtcrh

— Sara (@SaraWThinks) 28 June 2018

13.

Crow parents taking a break to share a quiet moment of tenderness. Just kidding. Their kid was literally screaming at them. pic.twitter.com/l0x8YEjt9C

— Kaeli Swift (@corvidresearch) 21 June 2018

14.

you’ve never truly been hugged until you’re hugged by 3 beautiful elephants pic.twitter.com/Bics0ObF9A

— △⃒⃘△⃒⃘△⃒⃘ (@rach3hunna) 18 June 2018

15.

Only my dog… #WhatTheFluffChallenge pic.twitter.com/a4jzlYcfxq

— Derek🙅🏻‍♂️🤴🏻 (@guedea_derek) 5 July 2018

16.

my dog just discovered his tail OMG pic.twitter.com/aeJ7PO8WzX

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) 2 July 2018

17.

so my parents got this kitten yesterday and now my other cat thinks she’s her mama and is super protective over her and it’s just the cutest thing in the world pic.twitter.com/lgG3kmUlWP

— sarahbeara (@suhraaah) 17 June 2018

18.

the beginning of the night vs the end of the night pic.twitter.com/rjIg5HgAPO

— abolish ICE witch ☃️ (@probablyalissa) 17 August 2017

19.

My friend’s mum was at the animal welfare league and apparently there’s a cat that lives in the ceiling pic.twitter.com/jLl84ahuZX

— Emma (@CampbellxEmma) 19 June 2018

20.

Ma dog has been assigned to play with a puppy at his doggy school and they’ve actual became best pals 😭 pic.twitter.com/hGUDc8XJPL

— DECLAN (@declanshields) 10 July 2018