#FUCK THIS STUPID BILLIONAIRE

[darksunwrite]

twitter is on risk of getting banned on my country, i’m currently cursing elon musk

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

I have a controversial take I can't stand the fucking houseboat.

Like is it comedic sure but motherfucker, you are a millionaire at least and you choose to live in a stupid ass fucking boat some rich people don't deserve money and his name is Tim Drake.

Like Bruce lives in a fucking manor and here's Tim i'm gonna be gay in my boat like buy a yacht and go the fuck home. 

I just can't. I just fucking can't.

I genuinely can't actually explain why I hate the boat so much but I really fucking hate that boat like I hate that boat almost as much as I hate like the Joker.

Like if I had a gun and there were two bullets, I would find a way to sink that fucking boat and the joker would get to live. I would pull a Batman sorry Jason you're murderer gets to live because I need to kill your brother's fucking boat. 

Like it's the same logic of Dick having that shitty blud Haven apartment.

Like you fuckers are Nepo babies stop trying to pretend you're poor.

I did not mean to go on a rant, but this bothers me like I don't know why but why do I feel like Tim Drake would be that kid to go that's my dad's money as if you don't benefit from it. You piece of shit.

Oh my God, I'm gonna become a Tim Drake anti if I ever have to see that fucking boat again I swear to God.

* I figured out why I went on this rant I had to pay bills today. Like if I had $1 million I wouldn't be on a fucking boat.

[theamericanidiot]

Breaking Idiotic News:

No one knows what the fuck is going on.

[izabubble]

Do I support JKR? No. Do I also use my brain and acknowledge that me buying a $15 toy will not change the fact that she has enough money for AT LEAST another 150 generations without working a single day? Also yes. She is a billionaire and people don’t seem to be able to conceptualize how much money that is. She made her fortune when the books released and it doesn’t make any difference anymore. I don’t like the idea of supporting her so yes, I pirate things and yes, I try to get unofficial merch, but also it literally doesn’t make a difference to her weather you buy her stuff or not. She’s still going to donate just as much money to anti-lgbtq orgs because she is a billionaire.

[awkwardcreature789]

you ever stim so hard you hit a nazi salute? Yeah me neither-

[i-3at-s0ap]

I'm fucking done. Bye

[tsatsuma69]

oceangate pt.2 electric boogaloo

[theamericanidiot]

BREAKING IDIOTIC NEWS:

Real House-husbands of D.C. season 1 ends on a cliffhanger with the Big Beautiful Breakup between President Donald Josephine Trump and Elon Muskrat. The show has already been renewed for a season 2, as both Twitter and TruthSocial received the most attention they’ve had since January 6th, 2021.

In a reportedly unrelated event, the dating and hookup app Grindr has put out a statement saying “everyone else go home, nothing gayer can happen this month, pride is over.”

[mrchiipchrome]

i hate billionaires so fucking much. what do you mean you're allowed to hoard billions of dollars (and other types of currencies) just so that your own pockets are lined? It's absurd, truly and totally absurd. That money is supposed to be in circulation, being used for good yet all billionaires seem to want to do is help themselves to get richer. I don't understand it, are you not bored after the thousandth mansion, the 10th exotic supercar, the 50th investment going to shit? How can you sit there and be so heartless when there are people starving, living day to day, in crisis and so much more. Just a single percent of one of these billionaires wealth could help hundreds of thousands of people yet it all stays in the top 1% pockets. What a fucking joke.

[asexualbookbird]

really bummed about jo anns for the usual reasons but also mega bummed because that means the viking store inside is closing too :'))))

[q1mblrrd]

It's so funny to me that in my head I preach about peace and love and how we should all get alone but when people don't fucking understand that all it takes is a little cooperation my heartfelt knee jerk response is so just fucking hurt them. Like oh okay you wanna make things harder for everyone else? GOD DON'T PISS ME OFF

[muffingnf]

someone needs to assassinate elon musk and i’m so serious

[theamericanidiot]

Breaking Idiotic News: Recent polls are showing that Sam The Eagle, of The Muppets, will most likely be the presidential candidate for the US Democratic Party in 2028.

When we asked him what made him decide to throw his star spangled hat in the ring after so many years of denying interest in the position, Sam said, “It is beyond offensive that President Trump is appropriating the Muppet culture for a second term. If the American people would like a puppet as commander in chief they should be able to vote for a true Muppet! What Muppet is more patriotic than me?”

When we asked President Trump to comment on this recent development, his team declined. Later that day, however, President Trump posted the following on Twitter. “Tomorrow we change the bird of the USA! The corrupt left pricked the eagle for us and now it is time for a real manly bird to take its place. Our new bird is the beautiful cassowary! Such a big beautiful bird! The biggest in the sky! The best American bird.”

It is not yet clear if the president understands that the cassowary is a flightless bird.

[undistortedworld]

OKAY THATS IT IM QUITTING MY JOB I CANT DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE

[himejoshibutch]

i dont really give a fuck about people who bought the nintendo switch 2 it's upto you how you spend your money but i think yall don't spend money wisely enough. spending on your money on a new console that supports 1080p resolution and has storage capacity of 512 GBs at maximum while other handheld devices provide better resolution and have more storage capacities at the same price. not to mention nintendo's privacy policies and user agreements are utter dogshit. what's the point of buying a device when you can't even make the most of it? ffs research about the product before you buy it!!

[faeofdusk]

Hi, Elon Musk. What the fuck are you talking about?!