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[noobiestnoober]

Cringe and Command (Wesker's Assistant Chronicles)

You’re Albert Wesker's assistant. Unfortunately for him, you refuse to take his villain speeches seriously. Even worse? You keep calling them cringe. He tries to fire you. Repeatedly. But somehow, you're still on payroll. Honestly, he might need therapy more than world domination.

"The world shall kneel before my new order," Wesker intoned, voice dripping with menace as red warning lights blinked around the lab, painting his cheekbones in dramatic crimson shadows.

You rolled your eyes from your spinning chair in the corner. "That line sounds like a villain wrote it after binge-watching bad anime dubs. Cringe."

Wesker froze mid-speech like someone had unplugged him. "Excuse me?"

You sipped from your Umbrella-logo mug. "I'm just saying, if you want people to actually kneel, you might wanna update your material. Maybe something less ‘theatre kid turned fascist.’"

His jaw flexed. "You're fired."

"Cool. I'll pack after I finish fixing your disaster of a PowerPoint presentation. Seriously, slide three transitions simulate a car chase. Did you mean to make it look like a Michael Bay film?"

Wesker glared, his sunglasses somehow reflecting your judgmental stare even though you were indoors. You glared back, wholly unimpressed. The red lights continued to blink like a rave for evil plans, unnoticed by both of you.

Day 34

Wesker tried to fire you again after you brought cupcakes to a top-secret Umbrella executive meeting and insisted everyone sing happy birthday to Nemesis.

"You are the worst assistant I've ever had," he snapped, lips twitching like he was trying not to scream.

"Nemesis deserves joy, Albert," you replied calmly, placing a party hat on a bio-organic weapon—roughly eight feet tall with a permanent snarl—that blinked once in confused gratitude.

He rubbed his temple. "I created life to destroy the world, not to… wear sprinkle cupcakes as hats."

You looked him dead in the eye. "Sounds like a you problem."

Day 46

You changed the lab’s background music to Barbie Girl during a viral sample test. Wesker entered the room to find you and Mr. X doing a synchronized head bop.

"Do I even want to know?"

"Team morale, sir."

He tried to fire you. You printed the HR handbook in Comic Sans and highlighted the clause where he couldn’t actually terminate staff without written approval from Umbrella HQ.

Day 58

You changed his password to "ILoveCringe69" and left a sticky note that said, "World domination is temporary. Memes are forever."

Wesker stared at the screen like it had personally betrayed him. He fired you via email this time. You replied with a meme of a raccoon giving a thumbs-up, captioned: "Mood."

Day 73

He returned to his office to find a slideshow titled "Top 10 Times Wesker Tried to Monologue and I Laughed."

"Number 4 was during a hostage situation!" he shouted.

"Exactly. Peak comedy."

"Get out."

You reached for your bag. "Do I take the laser pointer or...?"

He screamed into his glove.

Day 100

He gave up.

"Why are you still here?"

"Because no one else knows how to rewire the coffee machine without setting the lab on fire. Plus, I'm the only one who can decipher your handwriting. Is that 'Destroy the Resistance' or 'Dessert Inventory'?"

He stared at you. You stared back. Somewhere in the distance, a B.O.W. dropped a beaker. No one moved.

"...Fine. But no more cupcakes."

"Deal."

(You still brought cupcakes. With little Umbrella logos on top. Nemesis ate six. Wesker stared at the crumbs and muttered, "At this point, resistance is futile.")

If you want to see more of Wesker's Assistant Chaos, take a look at Part 2

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[hitmenscribbles]

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[presleymarie20]

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[ask-mr-germany]

Hallo, ich wollte nur sagen, dass ich es echt cool finde, wie du deine Dialoge in Deutsch schreibst - ich habe Deutsch gelernt gut genug um es zu verstehen und es ist immer so eine nette Erfrischung, zwischen all dem Fandomcontent in English. ^^

Ooooh!! :D Das freut mich zu hören! Dein Deutsch ist echt gut! :) 

Manchmal passt Deutsch eben besser als Englisch ;D

[ladycatland]

Clearly you didn't understand what I was trying to say.

I said that children are often annoying when they have fun. And I doubt anyone really disagrees. They are loud and immature.

But that's okay. Because they are kids. They have every right to do that as long as they don't hurt anyone.

I've been like that. Most of us have!

It is part of being a kid. A few years ago I would've been the first one to laugh when someone said pussy.

It's part of maturing, of becoming your own person

I wrote a fanfiction when I was 12 years old. It's pure cringe.

I still have pictures I drew when I was in 6th grade. Pure cringe.

THE WAY I TALKED. Things I liked. Roleplays with friends. I'm completely embarassed thinking back.

But I remember that those things gave me the time of my life.

And I know my friends too.

And I'm pretty sure most other people feel the same.

So no. I love children having fun.

So much that no matter how tired or frustrated or angry I am, I'm not going to stop those children from having a time in their life they will be able to look back at and say "That's when I was really happy"

So here you have it long and emotional since you seem to need everything explained in every little detail.

Is the fandomcontent made by little kids cringy? Most of it.

But the people complaining about it would do the same if they were the same age so they should just shut up and ignore it.

I hope this cleared it up better.

Don't worry, I know reading comprehension can be hard.

kids having fun dont make fandoms cringy weird racist adults and porn artists ruin fandoms far more than any child ever has

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