#Finrod Shitpost

[dry-tofu]

this image appeared in my mind a few days ago and I had to draw it

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

how silm characters react to the fandom

Feanaro: gets way too involved way too quickly, has multiple troll accounts and blocks anyone who sa-si’s.

Nerdanel: can’t really use technology but thinks it’s kind of fun.

Maitimo: instant anxiety attack. Is morbidly fascinated by all the russingon smut. Thinks the Fingon content is sweet. Loves kidnap fam.

Maglor: follows nails-in-my-wall. Immediately starts shitposting about his family. Uncertain why half the fandom thinks he’s a crab.

Celegorm: Deleted his account when he realised Finrod got more rep than him. His new account only is on the low down.

Caranthir: embezzling fanartists somehow. No moral compass.

Curufin: found silvergifting, had a heart attack.

Nolofinwë: Anaire keeps complimenting all the art of him and he’s getting flustered.

Fingon: obsessively saves artwork of Maedhros. Ironically endorses the posts calling him a posh asshole.

Aredhel: gets so much closure from all the online support.

Turgon: disproportionately annoyed by one (1) person who said he was insensitive.

Finarfin: always brings up the youngsters on the internet who think he’s a good king.

Finrod: thinks he’s not famous enough. Works to remedy that.

Aegnor: wonders why everyone thinks he owns and frequently uses a hair straightener; cries over every artwork of him and Andreth.

Galadriel: no one knows and it’s frankly disturbing.

Elrond: periodically censors posts using him as a moral compass. Offers hugs to everyone who reblogged that one post.

[eri-pl]

Morgoth: When I teach the Men new things and they follow me and want me to rule over then, I'm the bad guy. But when Finrod—

[thesummerestsolstice]

AU where Ulmo is *really* committed to making sure Nargathrond and Gondolin make it through the First Age and tells Turgon and Finrod to build their cities underwater.

He plans to use some of his power to give them gills.

He does not tell them this.

Eventually he figures out that he should probably explain himself but Turgon and Finrod both spend a few very panicked months trying to reinvent the entire field of architecture.

[silmarillion-stats-polls]

When Tolkien needed an excuse for Finrod to wander the eastern forests the idea of him hunting with any of the actual hunters (Celegorm, Amrod, Amras) that live in that area was so unrealistic to him he could only bring in the musician and the amputee. Finrod’s staunch adversity to spending time with Celegorm makes Nargothrond hilarious, because it was heavily laced with ‘only since I like your brothers.’

[ardashitposting]

[nycterisg]

Curufin arrives in Nargothrond and takes one look at the dashing sparkling king and knows exactly how to usur- survive. I meant survive.

He’ll navigate the intricacies of diplomacy with sheets. Of paper! What were you thinking. And the guy is handy, didn’t you know, a formidable asset for the king. The king is so lucky to have him behind a work table, you have no idea.

[sauronnaise]

Finrod with a tramp stamp.

Is the thought of the day.

[micahrats]

This was paid for by the big gay (Curufinwë)

[heckate-hexx]

Finrod vs Melkor.

[dry-tofu]

very very low effort twirly finrod

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

‘To beat the enemy you must think like the enemy’ is so vast because for Maedhros it meant ‘become a stone cold killer’ and for Finrod it meant ‘bite’.

[thesummerestsolstice]

Re: who would be willing to bite their opponent in a combat situation. This came to me in a vision. I will defend my answers if necessary.

[realest-silmfacts]

Finrod can play 15 different instruments, 10 of which were invented by him.

[annoyinglandmagazine]

Finrod: I used to make out with Maglor after concerts, I can’t court my ex’s brother, that’s practically incest, it would feel wrong!

Celegorm *watching with popcorn because he and Curufin are codependent as fuck*: It’s literal incest! You two are first cousins! We are already way past the threshold of worrying about that!