#For some reason

[sadaveniren]

Idk everything going on over on the Louis discord but I sure do know that 90% of the problems would have been solved if LTHQ had just hired professional discord mods instead of using fans 😌

[official-olm-posts]

Imprisoned :( free her

Guess who decided it would be cute to escape at 3:30am!!!!!!!

Miss idiot knocked a bunch of shit over which is what woke me up thank God, and now my textbooks have a new home on top of her tank until I can get a front opening enclosure.

Strong lady!

[moonyardz]

saw superman today (my first dc movie) and clark saving the squirrel & wishing they could've euthanised the giant monster in a less painful way & getting himself captured bc he didn't want krypto to be alone and scared & saving that alien baby with everything he had & agreeing that he thought every person he met was beautiful & how his greatest strength was his humanity oh i love him

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

big brother

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[hearty-an0n]

dsmp was about love and family and abuse and love again. but not because they wrote it like that that’s just what happens on minecraft servers

[emberglowfox]

”discord is for gaming” “discord is for talking to classmates” discord is for popping open the general chat in a server at 3 in the morning to go “hey guys i just remembered i can recite all of psalm 24 king james version from memory. im gonna type it” and then doing that

[arrowheadedbitch]

Kon: Hey, if you were a serial killer, you'd tell me, right?

Tim, not even looking up: Definitely

Kon: Okay, good. ...Let me know if you ever...go down that route

Tim: What, kill someone?

Kon: Yeah.

Tim: Alright, if I kill someone I promise you'll be the first to know

Kon: I don't like the way you said that...

Tim: What?

Kom: You're not allowed to kill me! I forbid you from killing me!

Tim: Okay, okay! I'm not gonna kill you, Jesus

Kon: ...Good.

[black-and-yellow]

[seven-oh-four]

i almost said something else socially inappropriate but managed to catch myself

[frownyalfred]

“You are way too pretty and smart for someone who gets kicked in the face every single night.”

Bruce swirled his Cab around, not looking up from his glass. The corner of his lip quirked slightly. “Sounds a little like jealousy to me.”

Lois audibly scoffed over her Chardonnay. “Please. I’m remarking on how unlikely it is.”

“You should know how tenacious…” Bruce trailed off and finally looked up, meeting her eyes, “…beauty and intelligence can be, despite the odds.”

“Your attempts at flattery disgust me,” Lois told him.

“Attempts?” Bruce asked, wounded.

“Is this how you talk to my husband?”

“Mhm,” Bruce downed the rest of his Cab, making a face. “We don’t usually talk.”

“Bruce.”

[phantomrose96]

I'm having an interesting day!

>be me >over Christmas my dad got me signed up for identity protection stuff >yesterday morning >alert for a new "financial inquiry" placed by JP Morgan Chase >"well I did not do that" >click the "this wasn't me" button >"a rep will reach out to you" >an Allstate rep reaches out to me today >I'm like "yeah that wasn't me" >he's like "huh. no good" >he's trying to reach out to them (I assume JP Morgan Chase). can't get a hold of a rep. >he says "im opening a case for you and we will call you back with an update later" >in the meantime he sends me an email of next steps >steps include a) putting out a fraud alert to the credit bureaus and b) freezing credit >he also gets me the JP Morgan Chase customer service line >I'm like "okay I should do/call all of these, right?" >he's like "yeah" >ok >he hangs up >I call the JP Morgan Chase number he gave me >I immediately get "thank you for calling Bank of America--" >what >(he gave me the wrong number….?) >I google "is JP Morgan Chase the same as Bank of America...?" >I get "no. you idiot." >I google "JP Morgan Chase help number" >I find one for Chase Bank. another for JP Morgan bank >I google "are these the same". >google says "JP Morgan Chase is the parent company of both JP Morgan bank and Chase bank" >ok > ?? >look at Chase bank customer service tab >"log in with your Chase bank account to--" >well I can't do that. I don't have a Chase bank account. in fact the problem right now is whether someone is trying to make me have a Chase bank account >this is hard >I will do the credit fraud alert first I guess >open the page the Allstate dude gave me >page lists phone numbers and websites for the bureaus >click the first link (equifax) >takes me to my.equifax.com >I make an account with my SSN >"verifying" page then says "oops we cant complete your account. call THIS number" >the number they give me doesn't match the one on the earlier page >ok >call the number on the my.equifax page >decide to multi-task while on hold and start making my experian profile >hold music ends >lady answers and says "thank you for calling Dell customer support" > ? >I say "….wait sorry, did you say Dell? I'm trying to call equifax. is this the wrong number?" >I'm staring at the screen and the phone and I HAVE typed the number correctly >Woman goes "…thank you for calling Dell customer service. if you cannot understand me please ask me to repeat myself" >I say "sorry, just. You said Dell right? This is NOT equifax?" >Woman: Are you US or Canada? >Me: "sorry, just to backtrack--" >Woman continues speaking like I haven't said anything. >she says she's going to say a number out loud >(...? like, verify my phone number maybe??) >she starts reading out this long number. >just absurdly long. >just way too many digits for a phone number >her: "2 2 4 7 7 6 4"64 >me: ?? >her: "2 4 3 3 2 6" >me: "sorry, just" >her: "5 5 5 2 3 4" >??????? >??????????????? >I hang up > ?????????????????????????????? >I google the number I called >it's probably just out of date >all online results SAY this is equifax >like 10 different results all going "yep. equifax" >??? >I call it BACK (open the "recent call" page on my phone and tap it. did not re-type it. straight up just tapped it from my last call) >automated voice >"thank you for calling Equifax. please hold" >????????? >WHO WAS DELL LADY??? >anyway >get an Equifax rep >she informs me account creation does not work on a VPN >oh okay >I turn off my work VPN >successfully create account >I give her a 10 on every survey category for telling me that >put credit freeze and fraud alert on Equifax >put credit freeze and fraud alert on Experian >try TransUnion >no option to make account. only log in. (paid only?) >tab says "don't have an account? try out these options" >credit freeze is an option under that tab >click that >it takes me to the account sign in page >ok >I do that circle on more time. for completeness.

>I google "transunion how make account" >google takes me to some other page that DOES have account creation >create account >click on the "freeze credit" option >page spins for a long time >"sorry we can't figure out your credit freeze status right now" >ok >download the Equifax/Experian/Transunion apps to keep closer tabs on this >try to log in to Transunion >"error: your password is between 8-15 characters" >? >check my password >it's 16 characters >try again >"error: your password is between 8-15 characters" >well no it's not >re-log in to the web >works >try app >"error: your password is between 8-15 characters" >?? >go to website >change my password for 15 characters >try app >"sorry, we're broken right now" >ok

I've decided this is good enough and if the fraudster wants my identity I think they can have it now

[timethehobo]

He’s tired and stressed and just wants Rook back.

[lickithrice]

We need more hairy men of color

[loveliestofbugs]

Rdr2 characters as tumblr quotes 🌚