#Fuck you roach🖕

[mr-frohickys-adopted-kid]

A fucking cockroach crawled on me, so enjoy these doodles I did bc I can't go back to sleep.

[jocatsidy]

Hot Take: AI Pron

A hot take: If you make porn using AI and call yourself an artist…

You are the lowest of the low.

Every erotica, pin-up and smut artist from expert to novice has to put in the practice, time and knowledge into their craft and we are still judged as moral miscreants and beneath public respect.

Using AI for the instant gratification of making porn, manipulating base libidinal instinct in humans to garner attention for your own delusional self identity that you "made something."

You are scum.

We take our fucking dues and paid a social price to make our own dirty work but it's our passion.

We are trying to connect to people with the weird shit we are into. To give people something that they can love too.

AI porn makers lying that they "made it"… You are roaches trying to be the kings of dung heaps. Learn to really create or get the fuck out of our space.

This whole thing comes up because I had this profile follow me and like 75 of my art post. But their art was fucking fake (hyper rendered, no hand showing big tit, weird texture backgrounds).

Don't… Even fucking touch me with AI. You manipulative pieces of pornographic wannabes.

And a reminder: Support REAL erotica artists. Yes, even folks that make videos and write stories. We love what we do, but it is still work that deserves compensation. Likes, comments, tips, commissions.

If you make AI porn just for yourself. Sorry real artists aren't good/cheap enough for you 🖕

[masked-watcher]

Soap created a Group chat Soap changed the profile picture Soap changed the name to “1-whore-1 💅” Ghost left the chat Soap added Ghost to the chat Price: Shouldn't you all be working? Soap: Who says we aren't working? Price: You think chatting like this during work hours is considered "working"?! Soap: You're chatting too Price: It's different! Soap: Lmao yeah sure Soap: Hey, hey Ghost! Ghost ✓✓ Soap: DON'T LEAVE ME ON READ I SEE YOU'RE ONLINE Ghost has removed you from his "Friends" list and blocked you You're no longer able to see the user "Ghost" online status Ghost has left the chat Soap: WHAT THE FUCK Price: Soap, watch with the language! Soap: But but but but he blocked me Gaz: Maybe that's for a good reason? Soap: You're all so mean imma go cry Roach: Bro, seriously?! Soap: Shut up you insect 😭 Roach: Insect? Okay and you're literally the most basic dude here. Soap: Wow. Is national bully Soap day today? Gaz: Yeah, you didn't get the memo? Soap: 😭🖕 Soap is offline Price: Okay, I guess we shouldn't have gone too far... Roach: Too late now... Gaz: Soap will forgive us. Roach: You sure? Gaz: He'll be back in 3... Gaz: 2 Gaz: 1 Soap is online Soap: Okay can someone please tell Ghost to unblock me before I have to go physically meet him Price: Soap, just leave Ghost alone he clearly wants some time alone. Soap: But it's super mega important!! Price: What is so important that you need Ghost's attention?? Soap: That's a secret 👉👈 Price: Soap... Price: You're not still pining over him are you...? Soap: WHAT THE- Where the hell did you learn that word captain?? Price: ...I have my sources. Soap: I- Okay I don't even wanna know but NO I AM NOT Price: I was joking, Soap. You clearly are obsessed with him, I thought it was obvious. Soap: 🖕 Price: Don't you be giving me the finger, Soap, I can dock your pay for that. Soap: Abuse of power!!! I'm telling on you to Laswell!! Price: I'll dock your pay and your vacation days, don't challenge me. Soap: 😭

[mingkiramen]

bug tier list THERE AREN'T ANY PICS but under a cut jic anyone doesn't wanna read about them!!

I KNOW SOME OF THESE AREN'T TECHNICALLY BUGS BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS THEY ARE. OKAY. a bug is a bug is a bug. iykyk

cannot fit all of the images i want also i don't Want to look at some of these. okay

s tier: mantises, dragonflies, earthworms, stickbugs, leafbugs, beetles (including ladybugs!!!), wooly worms, rolly pollies. these r all my favorites any slander about them is not tolerated also go jump. idc if female mantises eat males after mating. why do u hate women. i would keep any of these as a pet if i could

a tier: butterflies, moths, bees, grasshoppers, crickets. not horrible and i love them but i just do not find them as interesting as s tier 🥀 but i will still chase them around at my big age and catch them when possible. kissing them in spirit etc etc. also would keep these as pets if possible

b tier: ants. boring. entirely neutral about this even though i loved them as a kid (rip jackson 💔 dhdkdhdj) and still cry when i accidentally step on an ant hill. NOT pet worthy i've already tried

c tier: locusts 😀 TOO BIG i am afraid. why r u looking at me like that. and cicadas fall into this category too again too big. one fell on me a few weeks ago and almost gave me a concussion. why do you, as a bug, weigh 5 lbs. leave me alone. water bugs. they're harmless but like i don't like Seeing them. Too close to a roach for my taste.

d tier: jumping spiders 🧍 i know they're sweet but i am ❤️ afraid. leave me alone please. also tarantulas. like that's. a spider alright 😀. why is he the size of a dinner plate. why do they need to be that big. flies and gnats. you're harmless ig but ANNOYINGGG oh my fucking god they always get in your face and rub their stupid little hands together. weevils. i do not Like Them.

f tier: CENTIPEDES AND MILLIPEDES. AND SILVER FISH. I'M AFRAID. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LEGS. WHY ARE YOU SO FAST. ALSO ROACHES NOTHING SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD?? roaches r the closest things we have to proof of aliens why are we so chill about this. also wasps and hornets. get AWAY demon. do your thing for the environment ELSEWHERE oh my god. also sorry but Any Other Spider. i will look at your webs when you are not home and admire your work please please stay away im shaking. MAGGOTS. GET AWAY IM SHAKING AND CRYING. mosquitos. 🖕 die

[mayflora-18]

Incorrect CoD Quotes #8

*Soap grabs a balloon filled with helium and inhales*

Price: Oh god not again!

Soap: HOW Are unicorns fake but a giraffe is real!?

Ghost: WHAT?

Soap: Like, what’s more believable?

Gaz: Where are you going with this?

Soap: A horse with a horn *aggressively claps on “horn”* ORRRRR a leopard moose camel with a 40 foot NECK?

Sherlock: I work with idiots 😑

———

Ghost: Does anyone else think…

Soap: That’s dangerous.

Ghost: That some people… just need a high five…

Price: That’s nice, Simon.

Ghost: In the head…

Roach: Yassss

Ghost: With a chair?

Gaz: Why are you like this?

———

Ghost: Okay, what does A stand for?

Roach: Arson.

Ghost: Aww you’re so good.

Soap: Okay B. What does B stand for?

Roach: Barson.

*Soap laughs*

Gaz: What stands for C?

Roach: Commit arson.

Ghost: Ooooooh!

Price: D!?

*Roach looks at Price and smiles*

Price, thinking: Please be normal.

Roach: Don’t come near me… I’m going to commit ARSON!!!!

*everyone else laughs*

Price, sarcastic: I raised him real well.

———

Sherlock: How did you take down Captain America?

Ghost, using a terrible German accent: Ve shot him in ze legs because his shield is ze size of a dinner plate.

König, overhears Ghost: …Fick dich🖕(“Fuck you” in German)

———

Ghost: Umm, do you have a pencil by any chance?

Rudy: No, but I have a knife…

Ghost: What-what?

Rudy: And I know how to cut a bitch… *whispers* Try me

———

*Rudy cooking in the kitchen*

Alejandro, walking in: Hey mi amor?

Rudy: ahuh?

Alejandro: If somebody told you they’d give you a million dollars for knocking me out, what would you do?

*Rudy immediately slaps Alejandro with a frying pan*

Rudy: Where’s my money?

Alejandro, on the floor: 😵‍💫

———

Roach, singing for Sherlock: Somebody come get her, she’s fucking up my dinner~

*Sherlock throws a plate at Roach and he falls down*

Sherlock, singing for Roach: Somebody come get him, before I fucking end him!~

———

Nikolai: There’s a spider!

Laswell: So what do you me to do?!

Nikolai: KILL IT!

Laswell: YOU SAW IT FIRST!

Nikolai: YOU KILL IT!

Laswell: You’re the man!!

Nikolai: Since when?!

———

Stupid-drunk!Roach to Sherlock: You so crazy… I think I wanna have your babies.

Sherlock: 😐

Gaz, thinking: I don’t know if I should be confused or just jealous.

Soap, just confused: How would that even work?

Ghost : I think it’s time for you to go to sleep, Roach.

———

Sherlock: Listen. Am I the most attractive person in the world?

Soap: Is this a trick question?

Sherlock: No. But do I have a great personality?

Price: *face palms*

Sherlock: Also no. But do I wake up every morning and try to be the best person I can be?

Ghost, has only heard the first half of this bit before: I actually don’t know this one…

Sherlock: No.

Nikolai: …Sweetie, did Ghost get to you?

———

Price : Repeat after me: I can do this!

Nikolai: I can do this.

Price: I’m ready to burn some calories!

Nikolai: I’m ready to burn some calories.

Price: I’m done eating fast food and drinking alcohol.

Nikolai: …I’m ready to burn some calories.

Price: Alright, let’s get started!

———

Soap, Gaz, Ghost: Ahhh

Soap: We’re d-d-d driving in a-

Gaz: Car! Destination drug dealer’s-

Ghost: Bar! Pass the mic over to Price-!

Soap: Shit, we forgot Price.

Ghost: …But we can’t turn back because we’ve too far!

Gaz: We have to turn back, though. We can’t leave him.

———

Alejandro: You eat so fucking gross, Graves. Do you eat like that on dates?

Graves, cheeks puffed up with meatballs and marinara sauce on his face: …I don’t go on dates.

Alejandro: Exactly. There’s a reason why no one takes you on dates.

Graves: Well damn! Who hurt you today?

Alejandro: Bitch nobody.

———

Graves: Hey, Sergeant. …Soap.

Soap: What?

Graves: *hands Soap a coffee cup* Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like.

Soap: *takes the cup and gives it a sip* Hazelnut?

Graves: I don’t know, I found it in the garbage.

*Soap tries to spit it out*

———

Gaz: Nikolai, what’s wrong with Sherlock? She seems angry.

Nikolai: She’s totally fine.

Gaz: Okay? Well, where’s Graves?

Sherlock, walking into the room: Maybe he got sick… or went missing… OR GOT HIT BY A BUS!!

Gaz: 🙊

*Sherlock leaves the room*

Gaz: Totally fine, huh?

Nikolai: Yeah… Totally fine.

———

Nikolai: So, the man that tried to kill you - what did he look like?

Sherlock: He was so hot. It was crazy.

Price: O-ok. But what did he look like?

Sherlock: I mean where should I start? Uh, he was tall, you know, maybe 6’3” or 6”4”? Uh absolutely just jaaacked! But not like scary-body-builder jacked. Like, he was ripped but he still had a soft touch. You could totally fall asleep in his arms.

Price: Alright what did his face look like??

Sherlock: Well- uh- y’know Brad Pitt?

Price: Yeah?

Sherlock: Forget Brad Pitt. This guy was hotter.

Nikolai: Hotter than Brad Pitt??

Sherlock: Hotter than Bradley Joseph Pitt.

Soap: That’s crazy!

Sherlock: I would pay money to gaze into those eyes again.

Gaz: Even after he tried to kill you?

Sherlock: I almost wish he’d stabbed me to death and took his time doing it just so the last thing I saw could’ve been those ocean blue eyes.

Ghost: I’m getting a little hot just off your description so I can only imagine how it felt to be there!

Sherlock: Insane.

Gaz: Gosh I can’t believe he was hotter than Brad Pitt.

Ghost: Hey, what did she say about Brad Pitt?

Gaz: Oh, shoot! I-I-I-I I’m sorry!

Soap: Yeah, forget Brad Pitt!

Gaz: Done! Forgotten! Who is he?

Ghost: He doesn’t exist.

Soap: He’s gone.

Gaz: Bradley David Pitt is no more.

Sherlock: Good!

Price and Nikolai: 😑

(Note: Sorry there was no post yesterday! There will be more later, promise!)

[diximixy]

Uhmm so country/life updateds

Soo pride is officially banned as of now you can get up to a 200.000huf (540usd or 500 eur more or less (the hungarian forint is rn inflating to shit at the moment so that might change)) to fine for it which can't be worked of or traded for prison time. Also the police is allowed to take video of the protesters so you know they didn't get you there they will send the check later. Police survailenc state much.

Gay married is also not leagl obviouly and trans people have no rights this is a europian country btw...so yeah I enjoy it here so much.

(WTH,WTH,WTH,WTF)

Also my "amazing" presiden and god king called the opposision well basically "roaches" including specificly judges, journelists and politians.

Above part was writen on march 15.

Oh forgot the police wants to use face recignition technology. If it will work like the bkk app or the máv in general I'm not to sceared.

Update: thank the court systems burochratic ass most stuff like this won't actually go through as said. You can appeal multiple times to multiple levels of court and you can't be charged the most amount if you have a clean record you can also appeal to the police to sooooo yeah fuck the government.😁🖕

[thethickestone]

With all due respect, Ma'am,

🖕

I couldn't care less what some glorified traitor demands of me or my family. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a business trip. -Edmund T.

Take your roach little girl and leave. Give me back my son, and fuck off! I will not have this disrespect directed at my family.

You do not want that smoke

[stupid-gay-slvt]

OFMD CHARACTERS AS VINES (part 2)

stede and ed: two bros sittin in the hot tub— five feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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izzy: remember that one time i liked you?

stede: no

izzy: good. cuz never happened

stede: i—

izzy: 🖕HOOOOOEEE

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Roach: bitch u want a burger? eat a burger bitch u want a burger?? eat a burger!

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Ed: roses are red, violets are blue, why did u leave me, Stede? what did i do—

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Buttons: DONT FUCK WITH ME— I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE— AAAAAAAAAAA

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younger stede: *doing a cartwheel* i’ve been dreaming of a true loves kiss

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The Swede: hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortillaaaaaa

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Stede: send my complements to your chef

*later in the kitchen*

Frenchie: aye chef

Roach: yea

Frenchie: u have beautiful eyes