#Geld

[official-german-puns]

Hab beim Aufräumen 200€ gefunden (inflationsbereinigt)

[master-muffinn]

That time i got reincarnated as a slime

When someone walking in on them when they making love (gender neutral)

Warning: nsfw, but there's no descriptions and barely any sex talk

These people are a true gentleman/gentlewoman. The moment they notice that the door are opening they cover up your body with either their own body or with anything in their surroundings like a blanket. They don’t want anyone else to see your beautiful naked body but them. They will make it clear to the intruder, whoever they are, to leave quickly with a threatening tone and a serious expression.

Afterwards they ask if you are alright and if you want to continue or not. If you do, they will give you a little extra attention to get you ‘back in the mood’.

^ DIABLO, SOUEI, Velzard, Hakurou, Treyni, Albis, Frey, Hiiro ^

These people are sensitive and can’t handle it very well. They become sooo embarrassed that their body and mind go blank for a moment. The longer the stranger takes to get out of the room, the more red and shaky they get. Please s/o, you have to calm your baby down and reassure them! They probably won't be able to continue after the ‘accident’ and if you’re unlucky, you probably won't have sex in some time because they are scared that the same accident were to repeat. Maybe with extra love and support the process will go faster. 

^ BENIMARU, SOUKA ^

They get embarrassed and SCREAM. “GET THE F**K OUT!! HAVE YOU NEVER LEARNED TO KNOCK!!” Which hopefully won't make you deaf, unless you already are after dating these people. They will try to lower their voice for you, since they don’t wish to make you uncomfortable and worsen everything. They will however complain and/or mutter swearwords of irritation under their breath. They will need some time to calm them self down before continue, unless you say otherwise. 

^ VELDORA, MELLIM, Gobta, Ranga, Shion, Gabiru, Ramiris, Rigurd ^

If the stranger takes too long to get out they are like: “Um..can you… please leave..” They are awkward, embarrassed of course but mostly awkward. They don’t really know what they should do. This is just..weird. They try to not make it a big deal, like..this can happen to everybody right? But shouldn't the person have heard you two? Or did they do it on purpose? No that can’t be right? They would be fine to continue but their mind will go back to the ‘accident’ and you will soon lose interest so you end up cuddling and talking about it instead and you probably would laugh about it.

^ RIGUR, RIMURU, Shuna, Geld ^

All they do is stop what they are doing and stare the intruder straight in their soul with death. How DARE they interfere in their precious intimate time with their s/o. When the person leaves they apologize for not locking the door properly and then  ask if you are alright. After that they continued with what they were doing like nothing ever happened. Plotting murder later.

^ LEON, Gazel, Luminous, Clayman? ^

Getting caught mid sex? They found this really interesting and kinky. They totally leave the door unlocked on purpose so this would happen often. Might ask the person to come and join or watch them depending on who they are, but will of course change their mind if their s/o slaps them complains. They will continue your time together without problems, maybe even a little more horny. ;)

^ GUY CRIMSON, yuuki, Diablo? ^

Thank you for reading! I hope you like it! ❤ Likes, reblogs and criticism are very much appreciated! 🥰

[enocozy]

HMDL, das Musik unsere Miete deckt🤲🏼

[fallinblossoms]

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Season 3 - Opening 2

[hoerkinator]

Ich wurde darum gebeten die Spatort Schlager Phase wieder aufleben zu lassen... Bon appétit☀️

Song: Wer Banknoten nachmacht - Mike Krüger

Fan-Edit – alle Rechte liegen bei den jeweiligen Urheber:innen. Dieses Video dient ausschließlich kreativen, nicht-kommerziellen Zwecken. Kein Anspruch auf Eigentum oder Rechte an Musik oder Bildmaterial.

[mhk-87]

"Welcome to Tempest!"

(^_^)

[polldermodel]

Vind jij het raar als iemand tatoeages laat zetten als diegene onafbetaalde financiële schulden heeft?

Ja

Ja, tenzij het studieschuld is

Nee, tenzij het studieschuld is

Nee

[fem-the-artist]

Slime diaries is so freaking cute I love all the baby goblins

[gefuehlsbestimmt]

jeder sagt immer nur "alles wird gut" aber niemand sagt "ich hab dir Geld überwiesen"

[calamitygirl3]

To celebrate now being on summer break, heres a bunch of sketches fron the past few weeks :)

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-Deltarune Chapter 3 Spoilers below

The Roaring Knight boss fight is equal to if not better that the other great UTDR bosses like Omega Flowey, Sans, Undyne the Undying, and the first 2 secret bosses (the mantle boss isn't on the list due to being a different gameplay style[though the games to reach it collectively are in my top 3 DR segments and like top 5 game segments overall]) and is now one of my favorite video game bosses alongside Divine Beast Dancing Lion

Also Tenna was decent(great) ig

[hunter-husky]

Geld Flex

nice and strong if it doesnt play for some reason heres a link: https://imgchest.com/p/ljyqzgxoky2

[hanakisa]

So I'm finally watching Slime Diaries because I am in bed sick with a cold, and OH DEAR GOD!! GELD!! WITH THE LITTLE KIDDOS!! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!! TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD!!

[notpulpcovers]

[master-muffinn]

New skill, Tensura slime

Y/n: Guys, I got a new skill just like that!

Shuna: Oooh good for you y/n! 😊

Rimuru: That’s great! What did you get?

Y/n: I was petting Rigurs dog-

Shion: Y/N it’s insulting to call the Direwolves for dogs!

Y/n: -and then I got the skill “incredible hands”.

Y/n: I'd just gone and pet Milims head and she’s asleep on the couch. She looks quite satisfied.

Hakuro: I have heard of that skill. It isn't strong or useful in battles, but it’s known to be used for massages and the person who receives it will most likely go through a really great time. I have also heard that the final form even has a healing effect.

Shuna: I have heard of places where people sell massages and the customers who walk out from the place feeling physically better and happier! No more knots and muscle pain and a calmer spirit! I believe they call them ‘Massage Salons’. 🥰

Shion: Oh really!? Let’s go to one of those!

Rimuru: No need, Shion! If y/n already have the start of the skill and if they train hard, we will get a great massage in no time!

Rigurd: Y/N have been blessed with a skill that can calm down even demon lords!!! I’m so happy!!! 😭

Rimuru: Hey! I know! Let’s build a Massage Salon! I bet that will attract more customers to Tempest!

Y/n: Hey wait! You can’t just decide-

Shuna: That sounds like a great idea lord Rimuru! 👏

Geld: I go and tell the others and start preparing!

Rimuru: Thanks Geld!

Rimuru: Y/n train hard! You got this!

Shuna: Don’t worry we happily help you out y/n! You got our support!

Shion: Yes! No pressure at all!

Y/n: Guys dont have too high hopes..I don’t think it will work.

Shion: Why?

Y/n: I'm petting Ranga right now and he looks very uncomfortable. 

Ranga: Ugh.. can’t..betray..my master…ugh..must…resist..ugh..🤤😖

[mhk-87]

They are the best! (^_^)